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- BeShirtHappy, on 12/03/2008, -1/+151A couple of things don't add up here...the one thing that sticks out is that it refers to the wife as "estranged".
- sanman, on 12/03/2008, -2/+142"Is that a gun in your pocket, or are ya just happy to--" BANG!
- cdbeshore, on 12/03/2008, -1/+128he was reaching for more viagra but his pistol had already gone off
- Trekhawk, on 12/04/2008, -1/+124Was she having sex with Plaxico Burress?
- evilsin, on 12/03/2008, -2/+91talk about premature ejaculation
- GeoffACruz, on 12/03/2008, -0/+87What would he need to reach for while having sex first of all. The possibilities are endless.
- onlysc, on 12/03/2008, -0/+87i could have a field day with sexual innuendos on this one!
- fcruz1331, on 12/04/2008, -1/+83Looks like he blew his load all over her chest
- houndeyex, on 12/03/2008, -0/+63"This is isn't the first time there's been trouble for the Havens. Court documents showed Timothy served 60 days in jail for assaulting his wife and was ordered to go to anger management classes."
This dude is *****. - inactive, on 12/04/2008, -2/+65Most women get shot accidentally, in the face, during sex.
- j1ggy, on 12/04/2008, -0/+57He sure banged her.
- stachesnmullets, on 12/03/2008, -1/+52They must have been getting fired up.
- ScottMcIntyre, on 12/04/2008, -5/+56I wonder if he was firing blanks? :-)
- roomforpanic, on 12/04/2008, -0/+49You know he's not shooting blanks.
- Cerialthriller, on 12/04/2008, -1/+47the chloroform rag, it may have been wearing off
- cg4et, on 12/04/2008, -4/+40If I had a nickel for every time that happened to me . . .
- roomforpanic, on 12/04/2008, -1/+37That's what he gets for going off half-cocked.
- Psych77, on 12/04/2008, -1/+36He "accidentally" shot over her *****.
- AcousticBoom, on 12/04/2008, -0/+31I don't want to talk to you. I just want BANG BANG BANG
- inactive, on 12/04/2008, -1/+32then you'd be making money in a very strange way.
- inactive, on 12/04/2008, -0/+30If the insurance company pays up, this could be a pretty good money shot....
- wlfldy, on 12/04/2008, -0/+27I don't think 'accidently' is the right word
- GoonPowerX, on 12/04/2008, -0/+27Along the same lines as the "donkey punch" and "one-eyed pirate", we shall refer to this as the "Plaxico".
- juliustan, on 12/04/2008, -2/+27You live with your parents and your wife? Sad.
- inactive, on 12/04/2008, -0/+24So she was stroking his barrel and ended up squeezing his trigger and he blew a round onto her chest. Makes perfect sense to me.
- kellfinder, on 12/03/2008, -0/+24Likely story!
- BaoUnit, on 12/04/2008, -2/+25He blasted a load on her chest
- Godlike, on 12/04/2008, -1/+24Obviously a quality girl that you want to be in the sack with.
- Renster84, on 12/04/2008, -2/+25and you still live with your parents?!
- andywu92, on 12/03/2008, -0/+22"upper chest" eh?
- jgregc, on 12/03/2008, -1/+22Great, I should've known that investing in pistol shaped marital aids was a bad ideal. I just didn't think anyone would keep them both on the same nightstand...
- Medicamusic, on 12/04/2008, -3/+22and BOOM goes the dynamite
- avataros, on 12/04/2008, -1/+20Ah, the good ole digg archive... item #6
http://digg.com/odd_stuff/Top_Ten_WTF_US_Sex_Laws
http://media.www.ecollegetimes.com/media/storage/p ...
The question is, of course, whether or not she was having an orgasm. And whether or not she was faking it. - Murfshay22, on 12/04/2008, -1/+20http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Kris/pants2 ...
- Chairboy, on 12/04/2008, -1/+20After being shot during sex, I think estranged could certainly _become_ an accurate term.
- MrBabyManSTFU, on 12/04/2008, -0/+18All 268 lbs of her?
- syntheticfth, on 12/04/2008, -0/+18To murder his estranged wife whilst having intercourse with her?
- Thinkerofthings, on 12/04/2008, -1/+18Peter Gunn
- BJLStorm, on 12/04/2008, -3/+20I just accidentally my girlfriend.
- uknowwhoibe, on 12/04/2008, -0/+17I don't think 'accidently' is a word.
- inactive, on 12/04/2008, -0/+16WTF? I have a gun in my nightstand for home protection. Unless a round was chambered, safety off, gun pointing right at her chest from the nightstand, AND he actually pulled the trigger while groping around...yeah, lies. He murdered her.
- spritom, on 12/04/2008, -0/+15You're doing it wrong.
- phyuk, on 12/04/2008, -1/+16Goddamn this man plays good cop bad cop to win.....
- subliminalurge, on 12/04/2008, -5/+18"What would he need to reach for while having sex first of all"
Condom
Lube
Anal lube
Vibrator
Glass Dildo
Remote control (to skip to the next scene on the porno that's playing)
Massage oil
Just to name some of the contents of my night stand....... - yuanzhoulu, on 12/04/2008, -1/+13why the ***** is the pistol on the nightstand?
- spokenkaraoke, on 12/04/2008, -3/+15a nickel for every time i realize that life is stranger than fiction, you can't even make this crap up.
- Troy64, on 12/04/2008, -0/+11She is not dead, she is in critical condition.
- bnbjyofs, on 12/04/2008, -0/+11Guns do NOT 'go off'.
The guy pulled the trigger either intentionally or because he's a total idiot who ignores basic safety rules. - linagee, on 12/04/2008, -1/+12The whole thing?
- Claude1971, on 12/04/2008, -0/+10obviously not
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