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- WordsnCollision, on 07/08/2009, -5/+296RIRP - Rest In Reese's Pieces.
- OutpostNetwork, on 07/08/2009, -2/+241Augustus Gloop?
- obreaslan, on 07/08/2009, -5/+196Oompa loompa Oompa-di-do, I've got another riddle for you...
- RunDiggMC, on 07/08/2009, -4/+167Sometimes death is bittersweet.
- wannaBdug, on 07/09/2009, -2/+145Death by Chocolate is not just a dessert.
- life036, on 07/09/2009, -1/+140Sounds like the making of an awesome supervillian.
- nard3456, on 07/09/2009, -5/+140Looks like he got his... *puts on sun glasses*
...just desserts. - roskelld, on 07/09/2009, -4/+136Terrible people, this man dies and all you can think of is making a joke about the sweet tasty goodness of the hot running chocolate, that wonderful mix of milk and cocoa flowing all around like some childhood dream, the rush, the great tingling sensation. *cough*, yea.
- Hartley1942, on 07/09/2009, -2/+101YYYYYYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
- allothersnsused, on 07/09/2009, -2/+88That made me Snicker
- OLTP, on 07/09/2009, -2/+87Well you know what they say: If you fall into a vat of chocolate, yell "FIRE". Because no one comes running if you yell "CHOCOLATE!"
- jlm408, on 07/09/2009, -2/+78As a chocolate enthusiast, this death is right up there with "death by snoo snoo" in terms of awesomeness
- thejackyl, on 07/09/2009, -2/+73As sad as his death is, I couldn't help but Snicker.
- miamicat, on 07/09/2009, -1/+70I was eating a Hershey bar, saw the article then put it down. Just wanted to share that with you.
- sockpuppets, on 07/09/2009, -0/+65The Chocolateer. Although if he was gay then it's sort of a double entendre.
- ubpsanity, on 07/09/2009, -0/+62Apparently he suffered a head injury while he valiantly fought off his rescuers.
- kplo, on 07/09/2009, -1/+63Reminds me of the Boston Molasses Disaster of 1919.
- PuterPrsn, on 07/08/2009, -1/+60Temp worker? Have to wonder how much safety training he got...
- ennuisquared, on 07/08/2009, -10/+67Om nom nom nom nom nom nom oh wait I'm dying. Argh!
- thegrantman, on 07/09/2009, -1/+57Count Chocula. He's not dead....just down for the count.
- Spamcan, on 07/09/2009, -5/+60Drowning in chocolate is not a bad way to go, most of us won't be so lucky. RIP Mr. Temp chocolatier, though your life was cut tragically short at least your death was delicious.
- thegrantman, on 07/09/2009, -0/+45He got his just desserts.
- inactive, on 07/09/2009, -0/+40ONE!
ONE DEAD FACTORY WORKER! AH AH AH! - keysmachine, on 07/09/2009, -1/+41it was probably came to him in a single page safety manual that when opened read
"don't fall into the chocolate"
simple enough.. - aabril, on 07/09/2009, -0/+35you remember that too?
- demonicaardvark, on 07/09/2009, -1/+36He didn't drown, he was boiled to death.
- GhostInAShell, on 07/09/2009, -0/+34YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
- thejackyl, on 07/09/2009, -0/+33Just a terrible story...I mean what s'more can you say?
- EnTaroTassadar, on 07/09/2009, -1/+32Or in this case, semisweet.
- asgardshill, on 07/09/2009, -1/+31♪♫ Well just remember this, now you're a Hershey's Kiss ... ♪♫
- Shuk, on 07/09/2009, -0/+30You forgot to put on your sunglasses.
- tehknotte, on 07/09/2009, -1/+30someone's going to be taken into custardy...
- dafragsta, on 07/09/2009, -0/+27Willy Wonka was unavailable to comment.
- im2emo4myshrt, on 07/09/2009, -2/+28Well no one comes running towards the person who yells fire.
- IgorUnchained, on 07/09/2009, -1/+27In other words....THAT ISNT CARAMEL AND NOUGAT!!!!!
- sockpuppets, on 07/09/2009, -1/+25No, the shell is made of temp worker.
- slapded, on 07/09/2009, -2/+26I forget his name. I just say whatchamacallit
- andrewh7, on 07/09/2009, -0/+23WTF? There actually was a Boston Molasses Disaster of 1919! Thanks for the reference.
- jcrew77, on 07/09/2009, -0/+22http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boston_Molasses_Disas ...
Whoosh? - inactive, on 07/09/2009, -1/+23Oompa Loompa doompety doo
I've got a perfect puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa doompety dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me
What do you get when you guzzle down sweets
Eating as much as an elephant eats
What are you at, getting terribly fat
What do you think will come of that
I don't like the look of it
Oompa Loompa doompety da
If you're not greedy, you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa doompety do
Doompety do - Sil369, on 07/09/2009, -0/+22its true, caramel is made of people
- inactive, on 07/09/2009, -4/+25RIC
- JasonCox, on 07/09/2009, -0/+20I'd say that's a good way to go, except I don't think "boiling chocolate" would feel too nice on my skin...
- Twenty, on 07/09/2009, -0/+20Perhaps you just need to Take 5. You should remember this little nougat of advice.
- wade730, on 07/09/2009, -4/+23that made me spit out my drink haha
- inactive, on 07/09/2009, -0/+19wow what a story thanks for the reference
- kh99, on 07/09/2009, -0/+19In other words, you couldn't think of a good comment either.
- ketedford, on 07/09/2009, -0/+19Mmmmmm....chocolate.
- rocknog, on 07/09/2009, -2/+21Augustus Gloop! Augustus Gloop!
The great big greedy nincompoop!
Augustus Gloop! So Big and Vile!
So greedy, foul, and infantile - mandarin, on 07/08/2009, -8/+27RIP
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