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- billbugger, on 01/28/2009, -2/+92And I thought I was having a crappy day.
- idavidtang, on 01/29/2009, -4/+57I request a motion to strike, your honor.
Motion Denied
Very well, I request a motion to quash.
On what grounds?
On the grounds of YOUR FACE. - tumatakuru, on 01/29/2009, -2/+55"First thing we do, let's smear faeces on all the lawyers." (Henry XVI act 2 scene 3)
Shakespeare said that, so it must be a good idea. - kaosethema, on 01/28/2009, -4/+49***** justice
/oh, c'mon!!! - mylifeisstupid, on 01/29/2009, -1/+41Talk about throwing a ***** fit....
- dkmango, on 01/29/2009, -1/+41this will surely help him win his case
- mtoto21, on 01/29/2009, -6/+44must stink to be a jurer on that case
- mytealjacket, on 01/29/2009, -0/+34And no one smelt that ***** as he was going through security?
- inactive, on 01/29/2009, -1/+24Well, now he has a chance at an insanity plea.
- corykiser, on 01/29/2009, -1/+23great idea, rub ***** on a lawyer
lawsuit up the ass for that dude - CoreyTamas, on 01/29/2009, -1/+20It's like Pa always said: If you're going to court, take a bag of feces with you. Just in case.
- haikuFU, on 01/29/2009, -1/+17Who poops in a bottle? Obviously this is a job for Ziplock.
- Jooshbro, on 01/29/2009, -0/+11Oh come on, it's spelled correctly in the description!
- Swivelstick, on 01/29/2009, -0/+10Stained
- Ghoztt, on 01/29/2009, -8/+18First off, I have no idea about the case - if he's innocent or guilty.
BUT -YOU- have the -RIGHT- to fire your attorney. The court system did something illegal by it's own laws. I have met other men caught in this corrupt court system of whom also have tried to fire their public attorney and declare themselves a pro se litigant (from the START I might add) and have the judge and public attorney completely ignore them.
Not to say I condone throwing... (ew....) at people.... but some things are happening within our failing joke of a judicial system in which are completely illegal as well!! And judge, attorney and bailiff KNOW what they are doing to people is wrong. But they have the guns, the prisons the handcuffs, the creditors and the ability to socially murder you (revoke drivers license, steal all money from you bank accounts) and many are doing this when they know no other sheeple will stand up and help and the media will stay silent and parade Paris Hilton in front of you.
So in conclusion, when you're being ILLEGALLY screwed over by some rich judge, lawyer and people who don't care about you, what stops a man from doing something illegal back? - Deveak, on 01/29/2009, -2/+12eh ***** happens.
- DouglasQ, on 01/29/2009, -3/+12Abstained
- peestandingup, on 01/29/2009, -1/+10Give this monkey what she wants. Yeah, pound my monkey hole, Richard!
- algaeturd, on 01/29/2009, -1/+10What a load of *****.
- gattaca86, on 01/29/2009, -10/+18im a monkey
- copypastry, on 01/29/2009, -0/+7He used a bag from the Glad family of products.
- wpc33, on 01/29/2009, -0/+7Those poor jurors were merely doing their civic doodie!
- spoonchucks, on 01/29/2009, -0/+7Considering that (a) he's already on trial and (b) he's at the point where he thought it'd be a good idea to smuggle ***** into a courtroom for the purpose of flinging it at people, I'm not too sure he'd care about another lawsuit.
- mytealjacket, on 01/29/2009, -0/+6Oh gross guys!
- KevinRosa, on 01/29/2009, -0/+6He doesn't give a *****!
Nvm, he does. - eastshores, on 01/29/2009, -0/+6I cry because it is true... but in the end it is you.. who hath smeared the poo.
- haikuFU, on 01/29/2009, -0/+6That was a crappy joke.
- SaladCactusKing, on 01/29/2009, -0/+5He threw *****.
- genepooldesign, on 01/29/2009, -3/+8Bet the ***** really hit the fan after that!
- idavidtang, on 01/29/2009, -0/+5With a huge reward in punitive damages.
- inactive, on 01/29/2009, -2/+7http://www.instantrimshot.com
- TrevorBelmont, on 01/29/2009, -0/+5I'm wondering why you chose to capitalize "Poo".
- inactive, on 01/29/2009, -0/+5I wish I could Digg you up twice.
- Plower, on 01/29/2009, -0/+5this story is a load of *****
- jman82s, on 01/29/2009, -0/+5Even more evidence supporting the Theory of Evolution. Take that State of Kansas!
- humanerror, on 01/29/2009, -0/+5***** Sapiens is a species of ape, so probably yes.
- inactive, on 01/29/2009, -0/+4What a ***** storm this must have caused!
- inactive, on 01/29/2009, -0/+4He threw *****, not cum.
- mrjack92, on 01/29/2009, -0/+4Poo filled shoe?
- zantos420, on 01/29/2009, -0/+4he's talking about some serious ***** ...
- N00F, on 01/29/2009, -0/+4OOH, OOH, AAH, AAH!!
- tdogg241, on 01/29/2009, -0/+3His lawyer must have been really *****!
- passedoutghost, on 01/29/2009, -1/+4Wrong puns.
- RandyGandy, on 01/29/2009, -0/+3his testimony is full of *****.
- hotdiggity0808, on 01/29/2009, -0/+3Craptastic! I had no idea smearing ***** on a lawyer was a crime.
- mrjack92, on 01/29/2009, -1/+4I was thinking the same thing.
- mizike, on 01/29/2009, -0/+3This is why legal aid certs. are preferable to public defenders. Mr crazy pants here likely fixated on his lawyer and started blaming him for all his troubles as they lawyer was assigned rather than personally chosen, and the public defender (which btw, is the lowest paying, most thankless job a lawyer can have) couldn't legally get rid of him even though I'm sure he saw this train wreck (although not the ***** specifics) coming from a mile away. If the state had instead cut him a legal aid certificate, he could have hired a private lawyer of his choosing who may have been more willing to deal with his craziness and they could have avoided this entire mess.
- CpAmerica8, on 01/29/2009, -0/+3I never knew that there was a play called Henry the Sixteenth. Hell, I never knew that there even WAS a Henry the Sixteenth.
- shortsellit, on 01/29/2009, -0/+3must. contain. primal urges.
- blkrabit, on 01/29/2009, -0/+3I see what you did there
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