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- inactive, on 07/14/2008, -1/+265I can't believe the police don't consider this a suspicious death. I guess in the UK if you are in a developer's way you commit suicide in various ways, cutting off your own head with a chainsaw, stabbing yourself in the back thirty or forty times, shooting yourself in the head five times (reverse Russian Roulette, aka Polish Roulette), etc.
- DamageInc, on 07/14/2008, -3/+260Cut your head off with a chainsaw instead of move out? That's a pretty reasonable reaction.
- wild, on 07/14/2008, -1/+219You know, th non-chalant way you typed that kind of concerns me...
- beetlejuice101, on 07/14/2008, -8/+221O_o
- ChronicColonic, on 07/14/2008, -3/+210"You'll never take me alive! And when you do take me, I am going to make you take two trips!"
- sfaiku, on 07/14/2008, -2/+165Well, he's certainly 'vulnerable' to chainsaws.
- inactive, on 07/14/2008, -0/+149Dugg for pure ***** awesomeness of title
- hakkola, on 07/14/2008, -6/+103Yeah, I've wondered how it is possible, but it is.
My brother's wife's father committed suicide the same way last year.
His wife came back from church to find him in the garage sans noggin. - inactive, on 07/14/2008, -3/+94I don't get how you can cut off your own head with a chainsaw? It's not like a friggin lightsaber which can just cut off anything, the teeth of the chainsaw has to work it's way through whatever material you want to cut. Seem you would pass out/die before it made it all the way through. But, it has been done before, so I guess it's legit
http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin1996-07.h ... - funkymoose, on 07/14/2008, -1/+91That showed them.
- doctechnical, on 07/14/2008, -1/+71Screw that, if I'm going to off myself I'm going out good a pissed. Like going up onto a rafter in a public building, tying a rope to my feet and rafter, then wait for the building to fill. Slit throat, jump off, and make a blood showering corpse pendulum.
That'll leave some memories. Not to mention stains. - wild, on 07/14/2008, -1/+70Homeicide is what he was trying to prevent...
- inactive, on 07/14/2008, -1/+67and so ends the tale of the manliest man the UK has ever seen.
- john2kx, on 07/14/2008, -0/+65Note to self -- Never leave floorman56 alone with a chainsaw.
- floorman56, on 07/14/2008, -2/+58wait a minute, how did he totally cut his head off???
Start chainsaw
Sit on floor
Tie trigger to full open
Lay neck on top of saw
Let gravity do the rest - Phrostee, on 07/14/2008, -0/+55"blood showering corpse pendulum." = dugg
- anagoge, on 07/14/2008, -0/+50Did you cut your head off too?
- inactive, on 07/14/2008, -16/+65very important news
- RobotKing, on 07/14/2008, -2/+48That is how to kill yourself like a man. But seriously what a terrible way to go.
- psud0, on 07/14/2008, -5/+47Oh my god what a terrible death :(
- VdgX, on 07/14/2008, -8/+50I know you're being forced to move, but that's no reason to lose your.... head. *Self-pleased look*
- sjaxso, on 07/14/2008, -2/+43I was eating noodles, and now they are all over my desk. :D
- borez, on 07/14/2008, -3/+42‘complete transaction of the neck’
Well that's one way to put it. - thereverendlaz, on 07/14/2008, -8/+44Update: Case has been ruled a homicide and police have a suspect.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kq4SqgxIKM0 - EruditeGoof, on 07/14/2008, -4/+39It's a shame he wasn't more headstrong.
- ozziek, on 07/14/2008, -1/+35There can be only one
- gravityboard, on 07/14/2008, -1/+35The top two stories on digg now are this and "Cheating girlfriend hid dead baby to keep pregnancy secret", both from the Daily Mail. How much more evidence do we need that this is a terrible news source?
- ngmcs8203, on 07/14/2008, -2/+36I know people get real depressed and all, but if you're going to kill yourself there are cleaner ways to do it so your loved ones don't have to live with those mental pictures.
- inactive, on 07/14/2008, -0/+33this guy wins the 25th annual Subtlety Award
- inactive, on 07/14/2008, -4/+37At least he was using his head.
- subliminalurge, on 07/14/2008, -1/+34I think you missed the part where he used the word "build".
- doctechnical, on 07/14/2008, -1/+29You'd have preferred perhaps "kaput sine caput"?
/two years of latin for this - Schmich, on 07/14/2008, -0/+26DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS oh nevermind...
- shifty2, on 07/14/2008, -9/+35can we please BAN DailyMail?
- john2kx, on 07/14/2008, -0/+25yes, yes, he'll never be the head of the class, etc.
- KingGorilla, on 07/14/2008, -3/+28o_O
- inactive, on 07/14/2008, -4/+28wait a minute, how did he totally cut his head off???
sounds like homeicide to me - siobhankeogh, on 07/15/2008, -0/+24This reply reminds me of a bash.org quote...
evilada: Best suicide plan ever
mcm310: what is it?
evilada: you go up to the top of a roof
evilada: string piano wire tight across the front edge at neck level
evilada: tie a cord to your foot and the other end to the building so that you'll be above sidewalk level when its fully stretched
evilada: then you put super glue on your hands
evilada: and put your arms around the front of the wire and then back to touch your head
evilada: then you lean forward, so the piano wire cuts your neck but not your elbows
evilada: when the cord goes taut, youll be hanging upside down with no head....except your head will be in your outstretched arms thanks to gravity and the glue, staring at someone upside down and spewing blood everywhere.
evilada: And some poor bastard will be traumatized for LIFE.
mcm310: i dont think i can be your friend anymore - pitchblack16, on 07/14/2008, -1/+24ummm pretty disturbing stuff
- monkeybites, on 07/14/2008, -1/+23Austin Powers: Not the time to lose one's head.
Vanessa Kensington: No.
Austin Powers: That's not the way to get ahead in life.
Vanessa Kensington: No.
Austin Powers: It's a shame he wasn't more headstrong.
Vanessa Kensington: Hmm.
Austin Powers: He'll never be the head of a major corporation.
Vanessa Kensington: Okay, that'll do.
Austin Powers: Okay. - Chordinator, on 07/14/2008, -0/+19and it's no way to get ahead in life, either.
- Eezyville, on 07/14/2008, -1/+19Wow you got that all planned out. You sure you don't wanna talk about something? It could help. :)
- viacombusta, on 07/14/2008, -0/+17Quick! Someone call 999!
- Residents, on 07/14/2008, -1/+17You must be moved out by this date, or if you just hack off your head with a chainsaw someone will move your stuff for you. lol... man!
- notoneofus, on 07/14/2008, -0/+16Someone who does this is hardly worried about sparing loved ones mental pictures. If, indeed, they really have loved ones (which could be part of the problem).
- frostcrow, on 07/14/2008, -1/+16It's on the internets so it must be true ! A lot of those darwin award winning stories are, umm.... embellished a bit.
Krzysztof Mach says, "This story is not entirely true. I am Polish and I remember reading about this incident in newspapers. Two guys got drunk and started to make macho type bets. You overestimate the wealth of polish peasants if you believe they were using a chain saw. I remember the bet was resolved using an axe. One man laid his head down and bet the one with an axe that he was not be brave enough to make the cut." - JesperL, on 07/14/2008, -1/+16Hey what wait no how did you get so wrong
Dude didn't just commit suicide, He cut off his own head with a chainsaw
Did you catch that?
He cut his ***** head off with a chainsaw. He ***** chainsawed through his ***** neck, goddamn.
Goddamn, that's manly. How'd he get so manly? I don't know. - defy, on 07/14/2008, -1/+16I don't see what's impossible. Couldn't you just lay it on the ground and force your neck onto it?
Yeah, I didn't really want to picture that either. -
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