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  • inactive, on 08/17/2008, -2/+491"Spongebob Squarepants Not Shrek's Father!"
    BREAKING NEWS indeed.
  • rs2183, on 08/18/2008, -1/+347"Old Man Dies Inside Paris Hilton".. lol. So many jokes here I can't get one out
  • LiveAPC420, on 08/17/2008, -4/+323I would say Paris Hilton Operating New Atom Smasher is not breaking news but HOLY ***** WE ARE ALL DEAD news
  • pingpants, on 08/17/2008, -1/+250My personal faves, by way of gspam filter:

    BREAKING NEWS: One Hot White Chick Injured in Tsunami Disaster

    BREAKING NEWS: [audio] Catholic Church Condemns Metrosexuality
  • BeforeCalvin, on 08/18/2008, -0/+209Neither could he.
  • inactive, on 08/17/2008, -4/+194looks like my inbox
  • coldfusion1970, on 08/17/2008, -5/+125LOL. That looks like my Gmail spambox as well.
  • Niubai, on 08/18/2008, -1/+116"Children admit to being little *****" hahahahahaa
  • colifis, on 08/17/2008, -2/+110Damn you spammers. Damn you all to hell.
  • FieldAnonymouse, on 08/18/2008, -0/+102Now I have to share!

    BREAKING NEWS: Mccain Says Unsure If Obama A Secret Hippopotamus
    BREAKING NEWS: Al-Qaeda Gets Nuke, Blows Themselves Up
    BREAKING NEWS: You are selected as a jury
    BREAKING NEWS: Bush Down to 8 Friends on Myspace
  • bossgalaga, on 08/18/2008, -0/+99I hate spammers...

    But whoever writes these are pretty funny.
  • gyuniku, on 08/18/2008, -2/+95Sounds like a bunch of stuff from onion
  • airwalkery2k, on 08/17/2008, -2/+79It could be a trap, but hell, Paris Hilton tossing dwarves on the street? How could you pass that up?
  • MacSuxWindozSux, on 08/18/2008, -0/+72"Children admit to being little *****"

    I knew it!
  • fadetoone, on 08/18/2008, -1/+66BREAKING NEWS: Paris Hilton: I Will Give My Body To The Winner Of The French Open
    BREAKING NEWS: Cheney Visits Afghan President Shoots Him In The Face
    BREAKING NEWS: Girl cuts off partner's ear with ice skate
    BREAKING NEWS: Three Italian College Students Purchase Kansas City Royals for 500 Euros

    And my personal favorite:

    BREAKING NEWS: Exclusive: Barack Obama Can Fly Through The Air Like That Guy On Heroes
  • inactive, on 08/18/2008, -0/+61I would pay to see the Mike Tyson vs Michael Jackson fight.
  • BobOrleans, on 08/18/2008, -3/+62attack of the zombie negroes: dick cheney

    http://www.bongonews.com/StoryImages/blorno_2006-0 ...
  • inactive, on 08/18/2008, -0/+53Mine are from CNN.
  • polartb, on 08/18/2008, -0/+52Highlights from that same search of my Gmail:
    Rupaul: Ron Paul Is My Brother!
    Unemployed To Be Used For Soup
    Madonnas Former Home Destroyed By Jesus
    John Mccain "I Promise To Invade Your Vaginas."
  • mrjofo, on 08/18/2008, -2/+52It's not from MSNBC. It's a common ploy by spammers and phishers to use subject lines that would entice you to open them. They're hoping you've signed up for MSNBC alerts, or bank at Fifth Third Bank, or that you're involved with an item on eBay (and so on).
  • cephelo, on 08/18/2008, -2/+51School Board Adopts Gay Ass-Uniform Policy
  • tidu, on 08/18/2008, -0/+43I got this ***** too... in gmail. I also get oddly worded penis enlargement spam. It's like the spammers know they're a joke or something.

    "Bomb her womb from your huge cannon!!!"
    "bad news, buddy! you got a small dickie!"
  • lrony, on 08/18/2008, -2/+44Spot on. Spot on.
  • silverzone, on 08/18/2008, -0/+37If you read your Gmail spam inbox every once in a while, it can actually be pretty hillarious.
  • speedk0re, on 08/18/2008, -0/+31my favorite on mine....
    msnbc.com - BREAKING NEWS: Paris Hilton Initially Denies Having Inverted Nipples
  • Xanium4332, on 08/18/2008, -0/+31Looks like the spam filters are working fine then...
  • Ramenamen, on 08/18/2008, -0/+31The untold reason of why the LHC is gonna kill us all.
  • radsprack, on 08/18/2008, -0/+30"Old man dies inside Paris Hilton"
  • denkc, on 08/18/2008, -0/+28BREAKING NEWS: For The Man Who Has Everything: Three *****
    BREAKING NEWS: Gay Men Perceive Each Other As Homophobic
    BREAKING NEWS: God Accepts Responsability [sic] for Hurricane Katrina
  • OwdenBowden, on 08/18/2008, -3/+31It is gmail and for some reason everyone is getting MSNBC spam.
  • TreatsTheBear, on 08/18/2008, -1/+28Even if it's spam, at least they're getting creative.

    If all spam was that funny we wouldn't call it spam, we'd just call it cracked.
  • defectDS, on 08/18/2008, -0/+24BREAKING NEWS: Barack Obama Caught In A Time Warp

    or

    BREAKING NEWS: The Breasts Of Lindsay Lohan
  • inactive, on 08/17/2008, -2/+26I always enjoy staying up-to-date.
  • dmbhaggis, on 08/18/2008, -3/+26smacks head...
  • SteveCUBE, on 08/18/2008, -1/+23Only during the writer's strike.
  • toonworld, on 08/18/2008, -2/+23I'm thinking spammers write them... just saying
  • marcus1060, on 08/18/2008, -5/+25It is phishing.
  • ThreeDee912, on 08/18/2008, -0/+20Here's some of mine:

    BREAKING NEWS: Switzerland To Be Devoured By Black Hole
    BREAKING NEWS: Aliens Abducted By Michael Jackson
    BREAKING NEWS: Nancy Pelosi Sex Dvd Made Public
    BREAKING NEWS: All Email Services To Shut Down World Wide
    BREAKING NEWS: Video Game Designer Forces Children to Play Mini-Game for Lunch Money
    BREAKING NEWS: Scientists Warn Of New Luke Warming Threat
  • joe2100, on 08/18/2008, -0/+20I got some too. My favorite is -> msnbc.com - BREAKING NEWS: Exclusive: Barack Obama Can Fly Through The Air Like That Guy On Heroes

  • sindex, on 08/18/2008, -1/+21My favorite spam headline in my gmail: BREAKING NEWS: nazi Toddlers Ruined My Birthday

    Ahh... spam.
  • netneutrality, on 08/18/2008, -0/+19I don't get spam. I feel left out. :-/
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  • IllBeBack, on 08/19/2008, -0/+18One of mine:

    BREAKING NEWS: Image of Jesus found on a Cheeto. Owner names it Cheesus.
  • MaryCait, on 08/18/2008, -1/+19Spam has an uncanny way of getting dada/poetic sometimes.
  • geoboy, on 08/19/2008, -0/+17People dugg it.
  • AgentVladimir, on 08/18/2008, -0/+17[audio] Catholic Church Condemns Metrosexuality

    I'm pretty sure the Onion already did this. Spammers need to get new material.
  • UtahApocalyse, on 08/18/2008, -1/+16I have been getting these the last 2 weeks. Not sure where they started coming from.
  • SSUK, on 08/18/2008, -0/+15BREAKING NEWS: School Board Adopts Gay-Ass Uniform Policy

    ... What?
  • orb_nsc, on 08/18/2008, -0/+15Wow, those are good ones. The best one in my spam folder is:

    "Aliens Abducted by Michael Jackson"

    Some of these (like your middle two) look like they were put together using Mad Libs.

    [famous person]'s former [object] destroyed by [different famous person]
  • schavira, on 08/18/2008, -1/+16No, there are actually fake BREAKING NEWS spam messages like this. I get ones claiming to be CNN all the time.
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