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L. Ron Hubbard Himself Explaines The History Of Xenu In 8min watch!

gawker.com — The Church of Scientology, has been embarrassed by the Xenu story and has always tried to hide its existence. Until now. Here is audio of founder L. Ron Hubbard explaining it all, his creepy voice sounding like it's narrating the weirdest Power Point presentation of all time.

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  • m0zzie, on 08/15/2008, -27/+216..……………………….„~"¯¯¯”~„
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  • Rosear, on 08/14/2008, -2/+182(e) That shortly following Christmas, 1950, said Hubbard
    violently strangled plaintiff and sadistically ruptured the
    eustachian tube of her left ear, resulting in the impairment of
    her hearing. That such strangulation of plaintiff was a frequent
    practice on the part of said Hubbard.

    (...)
    (g) That plaintiff and her medical advisors, following
    the foregoing incidents, concluded that said Hubbard was hopelessly
    insane, and crazy, and that there was no present hope for said
    Hubbard, or any reason for her to indure [sic] further; that competent
    medical advisors recommended that said Hubbard be committed to
    a private sanitarium for psychiatric observation and treatment
    of a mental ailment known as paranoid schizophrenia; that
    plaintiff, on the 23rd day of February, 1951, caused the national
    executive officer of the Hubbard Dianetic Research Foundation at
    Elizabeth, New Jersey, to be advised of said preliminary diagnosis
    and urgent need for treatment; that said national officer immedi-
    ately advised said Hubbard of said diagnosis.


    http://www.spaink.net/cos/LRH-bio/sara.htm
    Evil ***** cult.
  • whazdown, on 08/14/2008, -13/+167In-*****-sane. Scientology would make a great sci-fi film, no idea how it came a ''serious'' religion.
  • PMansell, on 08/14/2008, -3/+148Three words: bat ***** crazy
  • no12u, on 08/14/2008, -2/+127Okay, so a guy with bacon lips is wearing an ascot and he tells me there was a huffle-fluffle on a distant planet. Income taxes were used to capture aliens and then somebody goofed the floof. Then there were lots of boxes, antiquated aircraft traveling through space to Teegeeack, more boxes, explosions and more boxes. And that's why I have to wear glasses.

    Does this make me OT III?
  • anonymusic, on 08/14/2008, -3/+115It's about time the news is finally running this!! Thanks Gawker!!
  • Ceaser57, on 08/15/2008, -0/+107Proof South Park's Scientology beliefs sketch was 100% accurate
  • Dubbard, on 08/14/2008, -2/+109http://www.mediafire.com/?vfh9tuiyham
    for the whole crazy 80 minutes Hubbard lecture.

  • alexiadeath, on 08/14/2008, -0/+96Did you actually listen to it? It would not make a great sci-fi film. It would make a crappy one. OK, if they rewrite some stuff then medicore at best, but thats all...
  • KlogereEndGrim, on 08/14/2008, -3/+97Haha, this is funny on so many levels!

    If scientology tries to force this off gawker, they would have to admit that the galactic overlord Xenu is indeed a part of the scientology beliefs.
    If they don't, well then at least the rest of the world will know now.

    Either way, Sheila from Gawker; you may be a girl, but you have ***** balls, hope you end up making more from ad revenue than from getting sued ;)

    *clicks ad*
  • cthon98, on 08/15/2008, -1/+89This is what scientologists actually believe.
  • markperia, on 08/15/2008, -0/+79Battlefield Earth?

    Proof that it would make for a very very crappy movie.
  • warispeace21, on 08/15/2008, -1/+78Someone needs to mount a PA in a truck and blast this over loudspeaker at scientology headquarters, just to piss them off.
    "NO, no no no no! Stop! They haven't paid enough to hear that yet!"
  • FreedomToThink, on 08/14/2008, -1/+63Whole thing on a secure server promising anonymity - https://secure.wikileaks.org/wiki/Scientology_cult ...

    transcripts are linked from there.

    The section on Gawker starts at 44m39s
  • xenutv, on 08/14/2008, -2/+62Thank you, Anonymous!
  • FishThePirate, on 08/15/2008, -2/+49Just listen to him talk, it's like he's making it up as he goes along.

    "And......uh.....then Xenu.....um....was in....was under arrest! Yeah! And there were these...uh....this wire cage with a battery...no no, an eternal battery!"

    Not even passable sci-fi, let alone the fact that it makes for a terrible religion (Well, I guess it's about as good as the other ones, but atleast they have the excuse of being created in an age of ignorance).
  • langdonalger, on 08/15/2008, -0/+42wow. this is absolutely insane. i admit i haven't been fond of criticising the xenu part of scientology because it's their right to believe whatever they want. but the fact that they've come out and plainly denied it, and now i am hearing this with my own ears from L Ron himself, i am having trouble finding sympathy. why does a religion lie about what its adherents believe?
  • ANonHubbard, on 08/14/2008, -4/+46I LOVE STATURDAY
  • Murrabbit, on 08/15/2008, -1/+39Jesus Christ, you need a ***** Scientology cult-babble dictionary to understand half this stuff. . . and even once you do understand his meaning, it's still just impenetrable psychobabble.
  • ddyzerod, on 08/15/2008, -0/+36No, you still have all of your money. That is frowned upon.
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  • warispeace21, on 08/15/2008, -0/+34You forgot the 3-D supercolossal motion pic-CHA.
  • WIT415, on 08/15/2008, -0/+33He sounds like Dan Aykroyd in Coneheads.
  • astroknave, on 08/15/2008, -1/+33Proof that scilon pr flack Tommy Davis lied on CNN when he denied that scientologists believe in space alien parasites. Pat Harney as well in numerous interviews.
  • inactive, on 08/14/2008, -1/+33He sounded like Jeff "Comic Book Guy" Albertson. What a *****.

    How did anyone ever fall for this *****?
  • bjornski, on 08/15/2008, -0/+31And Isaac Hayes quit.

    He was fine with making fun of all other religions, but when it came to Scientology, Isaac wouldn't have it and quit.

    That's why Chef was killed off in such a gruesome way.
  • paross2, on 08/15/2008, -0/+31Nuttier than squirl poop.
  • inactive, on 08/15/2008, -0/+30Sign #1 your messiah is false prophet...he's wearing an ascot.
  • benburned, on 08/15/2008, -0/+30That's why Tom Cruise got all whiny when it was played.
  • RevAradia, on 08/15/2008, -2/+30I met Hubbard once. I was preggers and he kept following me around the place he was signing "Dianetics" asking me why I wouldn't listen to him, didn't I want my child to have a better life? I finally got out of there but MAN is this whole thing messed-the-f**k-up. Maybe Tom Cruise can take over where good ole' L.Ron left off.

    ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH
  • Someguy101, on 02/19/2009, -0/+27It's official... People will believe anything
  • Squipo, on 08/15/2008, -0/+27L Ron Hubbard must have had >18 charisma to convince a following of any size to disconnect from their families and bankrupt themselves buying sci-fi themed self help courses of THIS quality.
  • inactive, on 08/15/2008, -0/+26they became serious when they realized they could get a tax break. :P
  • digismack, on 08/15/2008, -0/+25Maybe they could get Tom Cruise to play himself?
  • ryancawdor, on 08/15/2008, -0/+25Scientology has survived this long solely because of the public's inability to find out just exactly what it's all about. The exposure of clips like this illustrate the beauty of the internet and the value of unfettered communication.

    Scientology is dying, and the end is much closer than its adherents can possibly imagine.
  • stormofswords, on 08/15/2008, -1/+26Digg, stop it. You're being glib.
  • inactive, on 08/15/2008, -1/+26Well it was made by a sci-fi writer.
  • noahgelman, on 08/15/2008, -0/+25Well I was on board with everything until the cage with an eternal battery.
    Eternal battery my ass
  • peggyamm, on 08/14/2008, -1/+25ok, tommy.....you got some 'splainin to do
  • alpha88, on 08/15/2008, -0/+24I can't believe anyone can not see this is a work of fiction. Silly cultists.
  • gridbread, on 08/15/2008, -0/+23What the hell is he babbling about, he sounds like a deranged Mr. Rodgers.
  • PhoebusCartel, on 08/15/2008, -0/+23That was like listening to a crazy old drunk at a bar.
  • inactive, on 08/15/2008, -0/+23It really sounds like he's pulling the entire story out of his ass.
  • inactive, on 08/15/2008, -1/+24NEXT PROTEST AUG 16!!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-b0_CdcAzE
  • alexiadeath, on 08/14/2008, -0/+22Finally there was a crazy sod that managed to listen through 80 minutes of crap and cut out the golden 8 minutes. Oh, and then there was CoS trying to stuff the sock in Youtube again.
  • XxXKUL, on 08/15/2008, -0/+22wow... this is some crazy *****, must of been some good pot
  • CKR600, on 08/15/2008, -0/+22Scientology is just a very expensive LARP.

    Quest: Save the world (Requires level 10)
    Reward:
    +50 exp
    +2 credits

    New Ability:
    Call Tom Cruise
  • tinkafoo, on 08/15/2008, -1/+23As long as this is considered a religion, several million people are evading taxes. One would think the government would want to get to the bottom of this.
  • Chakat, on 08/15/2008, -0/+21That's the hook of scientology. The Orwellian redefinition of words serves to separate scientologists from the rest of the population. Add a pinch of peer pressure to go along with other people you're going into classes with, and suddenly, it all seems to make sense.
  • MasterChiefanon, on 08/15/2008, -1/+21More Download links Boys and Girls

    Scientology cult Can we ever be Friends recording
    http://wikileaks.org/wiki/Scientology_cult_Can_we_ ...

    Scientology Goals Problems Mass recording
    http://wikileaks.org/wiki/Scientology_Goals_Proble ...

    Scientology Rons Journal Wall of Fire recording
    http://wikileaks.org/wiki/Scientology_Rons_Journal ...

    Scientology Rons Journal 28 Forming Orgs recording
    http://wikileaks.org/wiki/Scientology_Rons_Journal ...

    Scientology cult SHBC Hubbard recording on the reactive mind
    http://wikileaks.org/wiki/Scientology_cult_SHBC_Hu ...

    Scientology cult Hubbard Class VIII Assists Xenu lecture recording 1968
    https://secure.wikileaks.org/wiki/Scientology_cult ...

    Scientology cult Role of Earth Hubbard recording and transcript 1952
    http://wikileaks.org/wiki/Scientology_cult_Role_of ...

    L Ron Hubbard's Fifth Invader Force
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGKH4Ami59g&watch_r ...
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