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- hollywoodphony, on 06/30/2008, -10/+281My girlfriend would say it's cheating, but I assume this robot has superhuman strength and could get her to shut the hell up about it, no?
- Cancerkitty, on 06/30/2008, -12/+225My wife would say it's cheating, and that's all I need to know.
- rpeterclark, on 06/30/2008, -0/+189Electric gonorrhea... the noisy killer.
- mrblaack, on 06/30/2008, -2/+174only if the toaster finds out.
- inactive, on 06/30/2008, -4/+163All I know is that fighting robot hookers is fighting the future, resistance is futile.
- BlaqReaper, on 07/01/2008, -0/+130"No, having sex with a robot is like having sex with a toaster ... totally OK."
Since when is having sex with a toaster totally OK? - Ourcellardoor, on 07/01/2008, -1/+125Why cheat? Best Three-way ever.
- ThePwnyExpress, on 07/01/2008, -0/+120it is the distant future, the year 2000... we no longer say yes, instead we say affirmative.
- inactive, on 07/01/2008, -0/+85cheating lol... your dick is in a mechanical device ffs. Is your gf cheating using a dildo? It has batteries as well remember.
- mrblaack, on 06/30/2008, -9/+9301110111011010000110100101110000011100000110010101100100
- ecrunner, on 06/30/2008, -3/+80Can't believe someone would have a girlfriend/ sig. other if they have a robot hooker (or access to one).
- jnichols, on 06/30/2008, -1/+76I can see it now man gets metal shrapnel in his penis after sex with jenny 5
- inactive, on 07/01/2008, -1/+71If it's wrong to have sex with robots then I don't want to be right!
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: : : : : : : :¯’’~~~~~~’’’ : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : | : : : : : : : : : - Scopitone, on 07/01/2008, -1/+69If your girlfriend/wife said ***** a robot woman was cheating then you'd get to call their dildos/vibrators/and little rabbits cheating.
That, my friends, is called a check mate. - MattJF317, on 07/01/2008, -0/+55Only if you do her open source
- mrblaack, on 07/01/2008, -4/+58nothing is funnier than having to explain comedy to the "Enlightened".
So Here goes nothing:
See, the robot called you "Whipped". You know, the robot you are/are not cheating with.
That's why it's written in binary....like a robot.
Now that all the life has been sucked out of these comments please bury me to the lower level of hades, the unfunny one, with the Mike Myers statue.... - agisten, on 07/01/2008, -2/+53if they cook and clean - i'm telling wife to pack and get the ***** out
- runep, on 07/01/2008, -0/+48When the waffle iron is broken?
- FadieZ, on 07/01/2008, -5/+5301100011 01101000 01110101 01100011 01101011 00100000 01101110 01101111 01110010 01110010 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110111 01101111 01110101 01101100 01100100 01101110 00100111 01110100 00100000 01101110 01100101 01100101 01100100 00100000 01100001 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00100000 01110100 01110010 01100001 01101110 01110011 01101100 01100001 01110100 01101111 01110010
- bendiggn, on 07/01/2008, -5/+50Aww yeah... That's right baby.
Girl, tonight we're gonna make love. You know how I know, baby? 'Cause it's Wednesday. And Wednesday night is the night that we make love. Tuesday night's the night that we go and visit your mother, but Wednesday night is the night that we make love. 'Cause everything is just right conditions are perfect. There's nothing good on TV. Conditions are perfect. You lean in close and say something sexy like, "I might go to bed I've got work in the morning." I know what you're trying to say baby. You're trying to say, "Aww, yeah. It's business time. It's business time." - KingGorilla, on 07/01/2008, -2/+47Humans dating robots is sick. You people wonder why I'm still single? It's 'cause all the fine robot sisters are dating humans!
- loconet, on 07/01/2008, -4/+47Does she have a vibrator? Yes? By her definition, she's cheating as well then.
- etherreal, on 07/01/2008, -1/+42My wife says its ok so long as she gets the vibrator equipped robo-gigolo.
- kponto, on 07/01/2008, -2/+41I, for one, am outraged by this latest McCain strategy!
- Loxias, on 07/01/2008, -0/+36The next day, Billy's planet was destroyed by aliens.
Have you guessed the name of Billy's planet?
It was Earth! - CanadaMan87, on 07/01/2008, -1/+35You mean, your *****? Is that what you're talking about, a *****?
***** ***** *****, see? It's not so hard to say actually. - dunktim, on 06/30/2008, -2/+35Does she cook and clean too?
- inactive, on 07/01/2008, -0/+33Only if having sex with the vacuum is also considered cheating.
- Synova, on 07/01/2008, -0/+33I can't wait to get home and try out my Lucy Liubot.
- inactive, on 07/01/2008, -0/+32She is a Hooker, not a Wife.
- chuckDontSurf, on 07/01/2008, -0/+29Damn cheap Chinese-made robot hookers.
- Hiji, on 06/30/2008, -3/+32Only if you're married to Wall-E.
- Revolutionista, on 07/01/2008, -8/+36If you're having sex with a robot in the first place, cheating is the least of your issues.
- inactive, on 06/30/2008, -5/+33It depends on how realistic the robot is. If she's like an android, that might be too much like really sleeping with another woman.
- j3one, on 07/01/2008, -0/+27lets have sex.
no.
sudo lets have sex.
ok. - badassninja, on 07/01/2008, -0/+26If she was putting out then she wouldn't have to worry about it. I see this as nothing more then glorified masturbation. It's not that the robot is hotter or better in bed (although some day they may be, but that's not the point.) It's that the robot is putting out tonight and she is not. In fact the idea of ***** a robot and trying to pretend it's real is pretty ***** depressing. I'm 99% sure you would rather be doing your wife if it was a option.
- chuckDontSurf, on 07/01/2008, -0/+26Well, divorce is expensive, and the robot hooker can't bring in any extra money.
Oh wait, yes she can. - AFrei, on 07/01/2008, -0/+25I can read the article too.
- ColonelTribune, on 06/30/2008, -3/+28Um.
- digifuzz, on 07/01/2008, -7/+3200110000 00110001 00110000 00110000 00110000 00110001 00110000 00110000 00100000 00110000 00110001 00110001 00110000 00110001 00110001 00110001 00110001 00100000 00110000 00110001 00110001 00110001 00110000 00110001 00110000 00110001 00100000 00110000 00110001 00110001 00110000 00110000 00110000 00110001 00110000 00100000 00110000 00110001 00110001 00110000 00110001 00110001 00110000 00110000 00100000 00110000 00110001 00110001 00110000 00110000 00110001 00110000 00110001 00100000 00110000 00110000 00110001 00110000 00110000 00110000 00110000 00110000 00100000 00110000 00110001 00110001 00110000 00110000 00110000 00110001 00110000 00100000 00110000 00110001 00110001 00110000 00110001 00110000 00110000 00110001 00100000 00110000 00110001 00110001 00110000 00110001 00110001 00110001 00110000 00100000 00110000 00110001 00110001 00110000 00110000 00110000 00110000 00110001 00100000 00110000 00110001 00110001 00110001 00110000 00110000 00110001 00110000 00100000 00110000 00110001 00110001 00110001 00110001 00110000 00110000 00110001 00100000 00110000 00110000 00110001 00110000 00110000 00110000 00110000 00110000 00100000 00110000 00110001 00110001 00110000 00110000 00110001 00110000 00110001 00100000 00110000 00110001 00110001 00110000 00110001 00110001 00110001 00110000 00100000 00110000 00110001 00110001 00110000 00110000 00110000 00110001 00110001 00100000 00110000 00110001 00110001 00110000 00110001 00110001 00110001 00110001 00100000 00110000 00110001 00110001 00110000 00110000 00110001 00110000 00110000 00100000 00110000 00110001 00110001 00110000 00110001 00110000 00110000 00110001 00100000 00110000 00110001 00110001 00110000 00110001 00110001 00110001 00110000 00100000 00110000 00110001 00110001 00110000 00110000 00110001 00110001 00110001 00100000 00110000 00110000 00110001 00110000 00110000 00110000 00110000 00110000 00100000 00110000 00110001 00110000 00110000 00110000 00110001 00110001 00110000 00100000 00110000 00110001 00110000 00110001 00110000 00110001 00110000 00110000 00100000 00110000 00110001 00110000 00110001 00110000 00110001 00110001 00110001 00100000 00110000 00110000 00110001 00110000 00110000 00110000 00110000 00110001
- chuckDontSurf, on 07/01/2008, -0/+23"your dick is in a mechanical device"
That's how some would describe their relationship with their wives/s.o.'s. - dazparkour, on 07/01/2008, -2/+25Most people don't bother.
Most people think of the meme that best fits and hopes that no one else will have posted it already.
They don't read the article. Ever.
They don't read the comments to check if someone beat them to it.
They don't even read the summary.
Hell, some people don't even read the title. - tmyprod, on 07/01/2008, -2/+24If you could ***** a robot, would you put up with a real girl's *****?
- houndeyex, on 07/01/2008, -7/+280110100100100000011100110110010101100101
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00100000 - fLUx1337, on 07/01/2008, -4/+240100001101100001011011100010000001111001
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01110100011001010111001000101110 - lazerus9, on 06/30/2008, -6/+25It may or may not be cheating, but it is definitely psychotic.
- NinjaPirateDude, on 07/01/2008, -0/+19binary solo, 00000010000001100000011100001111....
- greenwald, on 07/01/2008, -0/+18This pretty much explains why you'd all be needing that robotic sex partner.
- RyomaNagare, on 07/01/2008, -0/+18*CLANG* *CLANG* *CLANG* *CLANG* *CLANG* *CLANG*
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