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  • Egroh08, on 03/06/2009, -3/+1115Thongs = sandals, FYI. In case people were getting the impression that Craig was a weird dude...
  • JoeF8577, on 03/06/2009, -9/+923Craig seems like a cool cat.
  • mostie, on 03/06/2009, -5/+814Now that's how you post a blog
  • Wazdinero, on 03/06/2009, -5/+690CRAIG IF YOU SEE THIS POST ON DIGG, I WAS WAITING FOR YOU ALL DAY IN FRONT OF THE TRAIN STATION WEARING MY COSTUME WHICH IS A COMBINATION OF PEDOBEAR ON THE TOP HALF AND PUFFY PANTS LIKE THE KIND ALADDIN WORE IN THAT DISNEY MOVIE ON THE BOTTOM HALF. I WILL BE BACK HERE IN COSTUME 2 WEEKS FROM NOW AT THE SAME TIME, I WILL BRING LEMON SQUARES FOR YOUR GRANDMOTHER IF YOU PROMISE TO BABYSIT FOR ME ON THE FOLLOWING WEEKEND.

    --WAZ
  • FlashBazbo, on 03/06/2009, -3/+483So this is what Craig's List was like before the Internets? And in Australia, apparently.
  • bashnu, on 03/06/2009, -5/+484Everyday at a certain hour,
    Large gatherings appear near lampposts, some groups even hold cupcakes.
    They look a bit lost.
    It seems to be growing into a worldwide cult.
  • rstarr, on 03/06/2009, -3/+385Where would any one get that idea?
  • drgirlfriend, on 03/06/2009, -4/+326First rule of lamppost club is don't talk about lamppost club.
  • lowtolerance, on 03/06/2009, -8/+280WAZ
    SORRY ABOUT THE MISSED CONNECTION. MY CLOWN SHOES HAD A HOLE AND I WAS UNABLE TO GET THEM DARNED IN TIME. MY GRANDMOTHER REFUSED TO DO IT FOR ME, AND THE TIME MACHINE DID NOT WORK AS PLANNED. TWO WEEKS FROM NOW WILL BE FINE. I WILL BABYSIT FOR YOU THE FOLLOWING WEEKEND IF I CAN BRING MY MOTHER ALONG. LEMON SQUARES WILL BE WONDERFUL, BUT NO POWDERED SUGAR. MY GRANDMOTHER IS DIABETIC.

    --CRAIG
  • sigmaman2, on 03/06/2009, -4/+273This guy Craig...Maybe he should put these ads in some sort of...order, or array, or database, or something.
  • wazzamattawichu, on 03/06/2009, -2/+265WAZ
    I NOTICED THAT YOUR NICKNAME IS THE SAME AS MINE, WHICH IS PRETTY PLEASANT AND WE SHOULD MEET UP TUESDAY AND GO GET SOME FROZEN YOGURT AT MAM'S FROZEN YOGURT PLACE WHICH IS TWO STREETS DOWN FROM HERE. BUT IF YOU DONT MIND I'M NOT GOING TO HAVE ANY FROZEN YOGURT BECAUSE IF I EAT TOO MUCH IT MAKES ME SICK BUT I WILL HAVE A BITE OF YOURS IF THATS OKAY. PLEASE BRING YOUR WALKIE TALKIE AND AN EXTRA SWEAT BAND.

    --WAZ
  • inactive, on 03/06/2009, -2/+251Oh yeah, nothing weird about him now that that's been cleared up.
  • Wazdinero, on 03/06/2009, -4/+245WAZ
    I AM GLAD THAT WE HAVE THE SAME NICKNAME. I CAN MEET YOU ON TUESDAY BUT I CANNOT PARTAKE IN FROZEN YOGURT AS I AM LACTOSE INTOLERANT AND IT WOULD INCAPACITATE ME WITH INTESTINAL PROBLEMS. IF YOU WANT WE CAN GO TO THE QUIKEE GAS STATION AROUND THE CORNER AND SHARE A STRAWBERRY ICEE AND SOME JUNIOR MINTS. I BRING MY WALKIE TALKIE WITH ME EVERYWHERE SO I WONT FORGET IT WHEN WE MEET, BUT I HAVE NO EXTRA SWEAT BANDS BECAUSE I HAVE NO EXTRA SWEAT.
    --WAZ
  • HisTumness, on 03/06/2009, -5/+245Am I the only one who was thinking this could be viral marketing for Craigslist when I saw it?
  • Thumper999, on 03/06/2009, -3/+207Thank you for the clarification....Had a disturbing image in my mind for a bit there.
  • EvoIII8, on 03/06/2009, -6/+182this is the work of a genius.
  • Smokeydabear, on 03/06/2009, -4/+180I'm pretty sure my dad must have wrote these, considering they are in all caps.
  • c4virus, on 03/06/2009, -13/+189Love the randomness
  • xerograde, on 03/06/2009, -4/+165The one under the fine sign is brilliant. haha.
  • meckenrode, on 03/06/2009, -6/+164i'll trade a half-slab of beer for a stack of those flyers for my town.
  • herrshuster, on 03/06/2009, -1/+152Post. Maybe THAT's where the term came from...
  • mtoto21, on 03/06/2009, -1/+136just off the information superhighway
  • blindhammer, on 03/06/2009, -4/+131Darning:

    "Darning is a sewing technique for repairing holes or worn areas in fabric or knitting with needle and thread alone. It is often done by hand, but it is also possible to darn with a sewing machine. "
  • Mtdewrulz, on 03/06/2009, -0/+121All my stuff involves cheese and/or kites. Sigh, rejected again.
  • kyssk, on 03/06/2009, -1/+119He did not show up, I was standing alone with my cup cakes on a busy street :(.
  • pinksweatshirt, on 03/06/2009, -1/+116what the hell is a spatchcock?
  • filemeaway, on 03/06/2009, -0/+109like a long series of successive elements?
  • p322401, on 03/06/2009, -1/+105here you go buddy

    http://lmgtfy.com/?q=spatchcock&l=1
  • mysticalone, on 03/06/2009, -1/+98Wait, so what do you call a thong? Sandal?
  • rukeypoo, on 03/06/2009, -7/+104The same?

    http://newmedia2.funnyjunk.com/pictures/Have_U_See ...
  • rstarr, on 03/06/2009, -0/+92A ledger perhaps?
  • mysticalone, on 03/06/2009, -0/+88LOL it took me a while to get it but I finally got it. The word you're looking for is filing.
  • jasdf, on 03/06/2009, -0/+87Brilliant!
  • solecize, on 03/06/2009, -3/+89***** brilliant
  • LeviTheSmith, on 03/06/2009, -7/+87"Please allow up to 60 sec for your comment to be saved."
    OK.
  • CivicTV, on 08/14/2009, -0/+78I've heard great things about scrolls.
  • Inflammo, on 03/06/2009, -0/+77All I know about Craig, is that the guy make's one hell of a list.
  • Tpatch, on 03/06/2009, -20/+93Craig is one lonely man. And is quite adept at Engrish.
  • wingedshoes, on 03/06/2009, -3/+75The origin of Craigslist probably.

    Either that or Craig is my new best friend. I'll have to post some kind of sign to see if I can meet him.
  • bralynn, on 03/06/2009, -10/+81That guy is obviously mentally unstable.

    I mean seriously, no stuff related to cheese? Come on!
  • freezerburn666, on 03/06/2009, -0/+71an archive?
  • Gonasadude, on 03/06/2009, -0/+67maybe a series?
  • kaosethema, on 03/06/2009, -0/+65Genius!!
  • Mtbeaver, on 03/07/2009, -0/+63<NHBoy> I broke my G-string while fingering a minor :(
    <rycool> ...
    <NHBoy> I was trying to play Knocking on Heaven's Door.
    <NHBoy> Oh well, time to buy new strings.
  • rukeypoo, on 03/06/2009, -0/+63Or he just ***** hates kites and cheese.
  • LaughingMan89, on 03/06/2009, -0/+61This is brilliant!
    *buys the www.craigsiteratedelementdatastructure.com domain name.
  • benharv, on 03/06/2009, -0/+61yeah! maybe some sort of register or grid.. i don't know.. the idea is right on the tip of my brain.. grrr.
  • Egroh08, on 03/06/2009, -0/+61I ***** love cheese.
  • vexer, on 03/07/2009, -0/+60Prodigious!!!!
  • gd1z, on 03/06/2009, -0/+60Stellar!!!
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