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How Many 90 Year Olds Could You Take in a Fight?

howmany90yearoldscouldyout… — This quiz will tell you about how many 90 year olds you could fight at once. No weapons, no kicks to the groin, and no mercy.

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  • amabaie, on 01/26/2009, -1/+49So...how do they come up with these numbers? What real-life modeling did they put some senior citizens through?
  • PeteBeast, on 01/27/2009, -0/+33Means you should be a preschool teacher, not a nurse.
  • Oatmeal, on 01/26/2009, -1/+30Similar quiz, from the same site:
    http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight ...
  • katerpilar, on 01/26/2009, -1/+30yes but how many blind oprhan kids can you take in a fight?
  • mrseptic, on 01/26/2009, -2/+30Buried as inaccurate. I know for a fact I can beat more than 30 90-year olds in a fight.
  • theflash42, on 01/27/2009, -0/+28I imagine fighting multiple 90 year olds to be eerily similar to fighting Zombies.
  • handheldchimp, on 01/27/2009, -1/+21Trying to make yourself feel better are you?
  • hbyrne, on 01/26/2009, -1/+20Are the nanogenarians planning something?
  • link3333, on 01/27/2009, -0/+17Anyone get lower than 4?
  • ryrocker, on 01/27/2009, -1/+1623 old ppl
    23 five year olds!!!!


    jim carry noooooooo!
  • MadN, on 01/27/2009, -0/+12My luck, I would get the 90 year old Pei Mei.
  • ZurMacht, on 01/27/2009, -0/+12At least one. Don't worry, my grandma is at the point where she doesn't remember getting hit.
  • JBrown99, on 01/27/2009, -0/+12Finally, my years of martial arts and boxing training will pay off when I'm attacked by 27 90 year olds. But 28....I'm screwed.
  • 10lbhammer, on 01/26/2009, -1/+12apparently I can take on more five-year-olds than ninety-year-olds...
  • existentialduck, on 01/27/2009, -0/+11i got 27 - bring 'em on!
  • CoreyHalliwell, on 01/27/2009, -0/+11I'd like to see a photo of you
    1) with muscles
    2) lifting 100lbs over your head
    3) doing martial arts

    pics or it didnt happen...
  • binky79, on 01/27/2009, -0/+11You shouldn't be. I got 22 and i think it's giving me too much credit. I would probably tire out after killing 8-10 of them.
  • Chrissy990, on 01/27/2009, -1/+11I was honest.... and I got 7. I'm not ashamed of that.
  • jp12380, on 01/27/2009, -0/+9Maybe I'm just tired but I'm LOL in real life.

    During the fight, would you feel morally comfortable picking up a child and using him/her as a weapon to throw at other children?

    Lulz
  • khaosx2030, on 01/27/2009, -1/+10If I'm fighting in a Lemon Party...

    ...
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  • MJ87, on 01/27/2009, -0/+825, I think the fact that I picked "very tall" because I'm 6'7 worked against me. They would topple me like a sign post.
  • scoetrain, on 01/27/2009, -0/+8Killing them? Whoa, it's just a game, Focker!
  • Izz1011, on 01/27/2009, -0/+8I wonder how many diggers (inaccurately) described themselves as muscular, experienced in fighting, and able to press 100 lbs.

    Probably a higher number than the number of 90 year olds they could really take!
  • criterion100, on 01/27/2009, -0/+8All of them.
  • hazelnoot, on 01/27/2009, -0/+7Yeah but what if the 90 year olds get organized?
  • DoctorAwkward, on 01/27/2009, -0/+7BRAAANNNN FLAKES!
  • inactive, on 01/27/2009, -0/+7"Morally speaking, how would you feel about fighting the elderly?

    3. They're pretty close to exiting this world anyway, I'm just speeding up the process"

    LMAO
  • pkfx, on 01/28/2009, -0/+6I think you mean "nonagenarians". (Unless you're referring to people who are so young that their ages are measured in billionths of a year.)
  • thespanielator, on 01/26/2009, -1/+7it begins
  • hodedofome, on 01/27/2009, -0/+6Honestly though, some 90 year olds are in pretty good shape. My great grandpa got in all sorts of fights when he was younger and even in his 90s he was a mean old dude that knew how to punch. He almost punched out a friend of mine cause he hugged my sister at her wedding (he's real protective of the women in the family), and we got it on video. A few years ago his hand swelled up so my great grandma told him to go to the doctor. The doctor called her later on that day and told her they found out why it was swelled up - they found a tooth in it. Apparently some dude was blocking traffic in an intersection so he got out of his car, had some words with him and punched him out, no joke.

    So if there were a few guys in the mix like him, it might change the odds a bit.
  • redtaboo, on 01/27/2009, -0/+5huh. 12 90 year olds, but 18 5 year olds. What does that say about me?
  • AmyVernon, on 01/27/2009, -0/+5only 14? yeesh, I'd have though I could take more of them. and only 12 5-year-olds?
  • handheldchimp, on 01/27/2009, -0/+5Atleast 6 before I started to cry and pity them...did I say that out loud?
  • Lemm, on 01/27/2009, -0/+5you seriously can't press 100 lbs?
  • tdmeth, on 01/27/2009, -1/+6Am I going to hell for wanting to see how accurate my result is?
  • fistedinforest, on 01/27/2009, -0/+4You're a priest?
  • Izz1011, on 01/27/2009, -0/+4I probably described it wrong; lifting a 100 lbs person clean over your head is going to be very much harder than I think most people are assuming
  • matude, on 01/27/2009, -0/+4When Clint Eastwood gets 90, you all will be on his list.
  • ScubaSt3ve, on 01/28/2009, -0/+4I'd say one punch is an automatic knock down, but not necessarily a knockout. The problem when fighting 90 year olds is that even if they get knocked down, they can still claw at your legs and feet. Once a significant number of them start piling up around you, they can pull you to the ground and suffocate you with their old-people smell and urinary incontinence.
  • IpwnZnoobs, on 01/27/2009, -0/+4it means u don't have enough strength to handle as many old folks, but u have the stamina to dominate kids
  • PeteBeast, on 01/27/2009, -7/+10Wow, you're a pussy. Sorry, but seriously your numbers are the lowest I've read.

    Then again, 80% of people who ost their numbers usually put they have had like 10 fights, are skilled in martial arts AND are muscular.
  • lolmax, on 01/27/2009, -0/+3The real question is whether or not you would survive the "kids these days" and "back in my day" speeches that would begin as soon as you clocked the first one
  • Izz1011, on 01/27/2009, -0/+3You couldn't even take 3
  • ryrocker, on 01/27/2009, -0/+3lol

    but why did my post post itself twice in different sections?

    weird...

  • SeanRockCity, on 01/27/2009, -1/+3Wouldn't be the first time I beat an old guys ass... Take that step dad
  • Rob4Reds, on 01/27/2009, -0/+229 suck it old men!
  • Velnich, on 01/27/2009, -0/+218 /flex
  • inactive, on 01/27/2009, -2/+4Well hello there Mr. Buzzkillington! How are we today? Very good, very good. Well pip pip cheerio then!
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