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- Dinsdale77, on 03/25/2009, -2/+97I know this won't make you feel better, but she did the same thing to me too.
- cl2yp71c, on 03/25/2009, -3/+75Foreplay Fail.
- hollywoodphony, on 03/26/2009, -1/+47So you're saying she's available?
- thelostviking22, on 03/26/2009, -0/+33well, after seeing the picture, i'd scream too if she handcuffed me to a bed... or anything really.
- inactive, on 03/26/2009, -3/+33(ex-husband) "Help, my ex-wife handcuffed me and is now chewing my flesh" (voice in the background) "BRAAAAINS!"
- spriggig, on 03/26/2009, -2/+28He was just trying to fulfill their fantasy of having a cop as a third.
- Betrayal, on 03/26/2009, -2/+27Women are crazy I tells ya
- kostka, on 03/26/2009, -0/+24Why did she let him call 911? I mean, if he was handcuffed it's not exactly hard to take his phone away. Just sayin
- soze1, on 03/26/2009, -2/+22Talk about a crazy bitch.
- bigfatphony19, on 03/26/2009, -4/+23Dugg for offensive.
- inactive, on 03/25/2009, -29/+44Rove you rong time bitch.
I hate to say it, but after hearing the tape of this guy screaming like a little girl, I suspect that this rather exceptionally effeminate gentleman is quite familiar with the taste of male organs. - ShelleighOo, on 03/26/2009, -4/+18How embarrassing, I'm sure his friends will never let him forget about this.
- inactive, on 03/26/2009, -1/+14LLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLlll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- 4LeggedtriPod, on 03/26/2009, -2/+14kinky
- failedpimp, on 03/26/2009, -0/+12That's some Fatal Attraction ***** right there.
- shoppingkart, on 03/26/2009, -0/+10"You have the right to remain flaccid."
- passedoutghost, on 03/26/2009, -0/+9I'd hit it....
with a police baton. - plethora003, on 03/26/2009, -0/+6that's what Rihanna should do to Chris
- thelostviking22, on 03/26/2009, -0/+6i like the way you think.
- buddyman, on 03/26/2009, -0/+6Seems like you've never met a raging bitch. Let me tell you the problem is that you cant do nothing to them, no matter what they do to you, or the tables will turn and the society will think the womans the victim. Im happy that the man just screamed like a bitch and didnt flex a backflipping uppercut on the jaw of the bitch.
- diggadigga, on 03/26/2009, -0/+6huh, I thought they were playing the exact game we play on windy days, but in their case it is real. We call 911 all the time, like "help, my wife is very sexually frustrated, and she's taking it out on me". We buy those prepaid cellphones using cash so they can't trace us. Right after the call we tie phone to a few balloons and release them into the wind (hence why we can't play this game until it's windy).
We stopped because we felt bad for the cops. - OutlawAdidas, on 03/26/2009, -0/+5cue sucky sucky comment in 3...2...1....
- steelreserve211, on 03/26/2009, -1/+6Nah. Buried. If it was some dude doing this to a woman, Oprah would be having a conniption.
- diggduggjoe, on 03/26/2009, -2/+7I am not going to criticize this man too much. Being handcuffed makes you helpless and having some freak bitch chomping on your flesh is going to make even 10 minutes waiting for the cops seem like an eternity.
Sorry, I am not going to laugh at a man being tortured.
His mistake was meeting up with her. I am certain that will never happen again. - Vindexus, on 03/26/2009, -0/+5*sucky sucky comment*
- inactive, on 03/26/2009, -0/+5yeah bitch! don't you breakup with me or .......sorry, I am putting the "crazy" down now.
- AlexanderBlue, on 03/26/2009, -1/+6Hmm - sounds like it. I wonder if she does parties.
- kilsekddd, on 03/26/2009, -3/+7People pay good money for this treatment...she should start a business.
- Tsumuji, on 03/26/2009, -0/+4Listening to the audio was painful, he sounded like a child.
Also reminded me of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OBlgSz8sSM - spiritflare1, on 03/26/2009, -2/+6well if you have a internet connection on your phone, check this out before she comes back?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lorena_Bobbitt - SuperCujo, on 03/26/2009, -0/+4Nerd.
- Eagle193, on 03/26/2009, -0/+4lack of a safe word can do that...
- diggduggjoe, on 03/26/2009, -0/+4I hate to say it, but you are right. If, he touched her in any way to get the key to the room, he would be in jail. As horrible as this was, at least being handcuffed when the cops broke in helps put the woman as the perp. My god, that must have been crazy. Hard bites would be agony. My thoughts would be when will she drive a stake into my chest. At that point, I would be seriously questioning whether or not I will live to see the cops.
- inactive, on 03/26/2009, -0/+4Giggity
- inactive, on 03/26/2009, -0/+3Misery
- bicyclethief, on 03/26/2009, -2/+5I WON'T BE IGNOOOORED
- diggduggjoe, on 03/26/2009, -0/+3It said she had locked him in the room, so he may have figured once she cooled off he could leave. At some point, even a captive must sleep, so he may have just crashed and woke up in his own personal hell.
He probably should have pretended that he missed her and asked to find a judge to re-marry her. At least, he would have to get out of the room and then he could make a break for it. In a kidnapping scenario like this, you have to think of how to get them to let you go. A good line of BS would have been a useful tool. Obviously, telling her you do not love her and that there is nothing that can be said to change that would not be wise. Besides the Lorena option, she could have gone the "burning bed" way of making it "right". - kiiwii, on 03/26/2009, -0/+3And you'd be someone's bitch once the cops come, see a battered woman, and it's her word against yours.
- Cheesepuffly, on 03/26/2009, -0/+3That title was misleading, almost thought it might be teh onion.
- kiiwii, on 03/26/2009, -0/+3They were handcuffed together, and he was holding her down.
- inactive, on 03/26/2009, -0/+3True.
Women can get away with murder.
Men cannot get away with a backhand.
If you don't believe me, look at Mary Winkler - got away with murdering her husband so he wouldn't find out she lost thousands to Nigerian scammers. All she had to do was cry and tell the judge that he asked her to wear a wig in bed once. - unrealmp3, on 03/26/2009, -0/+3ಠ_ಠ
- inactive, on 03/26/2009, -0/+3or emotional.
- RandomNetUser, on 03/26/2009, -0/+3So why couldn't he move her to to the other side of a door and hold it as closed as possible with the handcuff chain in the way. She certainly couldn't fit her head between the crack of the door to bite him and it'd be easier than holding her down till the cops came. Plus leaning against the door leaves both hands free to make 911 calls easier.
On a side note, one of my local radio stations has been playing audio clips from this call for the past couple days... It's lost a bit of its initial morbid humor. - zebraz, on 03/26/2009, -0/+2I am sure it is Bush's fault.
- tehknotte, on 03/26/2009, -0/+2ooo! kinkeh!
- seventhc, on 03/26/2009, -0/+2He visited at the wrong time of the month.
Come on guys, you know better than that. - richnojutsu, on 03/26/2009, -1/+3LOL. Man oh man. I was reading about this on the ***** on this morning. I live on the same road as this guy. Can't believe it made Australian news.
- steelreserve211, on 03/27/2009, -0/+2Glad you asked. Bill Cosby describes it as being so angry the skin on your head would actually peel away from your skull and flames would shoot through your eye sockets at the one to whom you are pissed. Hope that helps.
- RaulMuadDib, on 03/26/2009, -0/+2...
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