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- shifty2, on 12/10/2007, -5/+120"I sprinkle diamonds on all my food, cuz it's the most BALLER way to eat cho food. plus, it makes my dookie sparkle!"
- sockpuppets, on 12/10/2007, -0/+74Finally my family will stop ridiculing me for my poop mining aspirations.
- mal1964, on 12/10/2007, -6/+792 girls 1 champagne glass
- inactive, on 12/10/2007, -2/+40If you admire gold so much, why dont you pan for it in the septic tanks then.
- inactive, on 12/10/2007, -2/+40It's Gold Jerry.... Gold!
- 1iProd, on 12/10/2007, -5/+41Sparkling Chocolate Rain, tee hee
- gbarberi, on 12/10/2007, -4/+36If it wasn't so expensive, I would but it for a practical joke on someone.
- inactive, on 12/10/2007, -0/+31Budget Gold *****:
1. Buy vials of Gold leaf on eBay ($1 worth is probably enough for 10 pills)
http://search.ebay.com/search/search.dll?from=R40& ...
2. Empty out a capsule of some other substance, fill with gold leaf.
3. Swallow
4. Doody Sprinkle !!! - IronFee, on 12/10/2007, -4/+33The perfect gift for the friend who truly has everything..... that said I would take one
- hammerpants, on 12/10/2007, -0/+20I didn't know rich people pooped.
- TheCheeks, on 12/10/2007, -0/+19FINALLY!
- BoardColorado, on 12/10/2007, -0/+17Most people eating this to make their ***** sparkle, are not going to know what "really reprehensible" means.
- bonkeykong, on 12/10/2007, -0/+17"What you’re stepping on is a marble foyer that was cut out of none other than Space Mountain."
- theOster, on 12/11/2007, -1/+17i'm thinking of something like mercury or lead...
- Rockout, on 12/10/2007, -1/+16Declining state of the nation, dollar at an all time low, oil prices on the rise, starving children...
Glitter poop is what makes you upset?? - themonkman, on 12/10/2007, -6/+21I'll laugh my ass off at the first guy to take these and get heavy metal poisoning.
- serra, on 12/10/2007, -4/+18This proves that idiots will come up with anything to make money off of other idiots.
- macatizor, on 12/10/2007, -2/+15Pics or it didn't happen.
- dangsta, on 12/11/2007, -1/+14IT'S THE MOST BALLER ***** YOU COULD POSSIBLY DO TO YOUR FOOD!
- renagadex2, on 12/11/2007, -1/+14*dookie twinkle
- BigglesPiP, on 12/10/2007, -1/+14Drinking glow-sticks is more fun, your pee glows.
- VAXcat, on 12/10/2007, -0/+12 Ummm...pretty unlikely...unless you are simultaneously drinking nitric acid, and have concentrated HCl already in your stomach, gold will not appreciably go into solution in you...thus it passes through without getting absorbed.
- IllBeBack, on 12/10/2007, -1/+13sparkling champagne
- Derelict267, on 12/11/2007, -0/+12Most baller ***** ever!
- ferrariman60, on 12/10/2007, -1/+12This reminds me of Lindsay Bluth's diamond powder lotion from Arrested Development. Anyone else agree?
- bonkeykong, on 12/10/2007, -0/+10Or you could sprinkle fool's gold on your *****.
- zachshmack, on 12/10/2007, -2/+12Excellent, now I have poop worthy enough to be wiped on my toilet paper made from da Vinci sketches
- sanotaan, on 12/11/2007, -0/+8actually, seems clever folks make money off idiots
- Jimbozu, on 12/10/2007, -0/+8wow, or you could just go buy some gold leaf and some capsules and make them yourself, it should cost you a grand total of, $10
- rossnyc, on 12/11/2007, -7/+15Gold poop pic here:
http://tinyurl.com/34bq2v - Fritzed, on 12/10/2007, -0/+8I do not want to smell that. . .
- Elranzer, on 12/10/2007, -1/+9Eww
- witcompe, on 12/10/2007, -0/+7Just drink a bunch of Goldschlager and you will get this effect for a fraction of the cost. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goldschl%C3%A4ger
- sockpuppets, on 12/10/2007, -0/+7Not really. Distribution of wealth from one snob to another more creative one. Why should I care?
- idiotwithastick, on 12/10/2007, -0/+7You can already do that by putting beet juice in their coffee, and make their pee red. Much more dramatic.
Idea taken from a comment in http://digg.com/mods/How_to_turn_your_pee_blue_bod ... - accessviolation, on 12/11/2007, -0/+7That's copied from the comments on the source page....
- urbandistrict, on 12/10/2007, -1/+7This has Paris Hilton written all over it....
- capiCrimm, on 12/10/2007, -2/+8well this finally gives me an excuse for spelunking in the sewer system.
- schwab002, on 12/11/2007, -0/+6"The concentration of free electrons in gold metal is 5.90×1022 cm-3. Gold is highly conductive to electricity, and has been used for electrical wiring in some high energy applications (silver is even more conductive per volume, but gold has the advantage of corrosion resistance)...For example, gold is used in the connectors of the more expensive electronics cables, such as audio, video and USB cables."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gold#Applications - Berkana, on 12/11/2007, -0/+6Gold is virtually non-reactive, and will not corrode in the presence of acids or bases, or almost anything else except for burning sulfur at thousands of degrees. It is highly conductive and malleable, and is used enough in circuitry that circuit boards are often salvaged to recover their gold content.
- theOster, on 12/11/2007, -0/+6maybe 2girls1cup would be toler... eh, nevermind.
- hammerpants, on 12/10/2007, -1/+7complete?
- centran, on 12/11/2007, -0/+5Gold is inert in your body. It passes right through. Gold leaf is used in several different desserts at fancy restaurants.
I was going to point to the wikipedia article on gold leaf but there was no sources to verify the claims in the culinary section. However you don't really need sources. Gold leaf is used in many food and drinks as decoration and can be consumed safely. - IllBeBack, on 12/10/2007, -0/+5They already have 2 girls 1 finger as a sequel. Sparkling poop would round out the trilogy.
- repete, on 12/11/2007, -0/+5Yip. I openly advocate blitchslapping any ***** who's buying these. Honestly, ***** like this proves humanity is a ***** plague.
- ShooterMcGavin, on 12/10/2007, -3/+8You know what else will make you poop glitter?
Eating glitter.
Much cheaper too. - Mist0r_Wiggles, on 12/10/2007, -1/+6God, i love dave
- sdnalednas, on 12/10/2007, -3/+6I should really upgrade from the corn pills I must be taking
- maverex, on 12/11/2007, -0/+42 girls 1 cup
- Berkana, on 12/11/2007, -0/+4Gold, unlike silver (which will give you argyria, a form of heavy metal poisoning: http://www.together.net/~rjstan/ )is virtually non-reactive and will almost certainly not give you heavy metal poisoning unless you consume gold salts. You can make gold salts if you burn it in the presence of sulfur at thousands of degrees, but very little else will actually react with Gold. That's why back in ancient times, fire and acid tests were used to prove gold from golden looking things such as pyrite and brass.
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