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- elmafudd, on 10/12/2007, -9/+80It's not useless, It good at uhh.. Sniffing rodents?
- Tanglefuzz, on 10/12/2007, -7/+109This one time, Trashcat will be amused!
- Hayaemsay, on 10/12/2007, -19/+6How much?
- Rcdriver, on 10/12/2007, -16/+3It's probably not hungry..
- kazimir34, on 10/12/2007, -6/+65Sure! blame the cat :)
And maybe clean your home a little next time, you may not have mouse at all then. - Trax78, on 10/12/2007, -4/+237A real life Garfield!
- phatvolvo, on 10/12/2007, -31/+6useless cat is uuuuuuuuuuuuuseless!
- sw10, on 10/12/2007, -21/+8The cat just wants to get out of that crappy place
- bradm81, on 10/12/2007, -4/+42I'll take the polar bear in the top left for 1200, Alex.
- quomen, on 10/12/2007, -4/+44For sale, one useless cat or one pimpin rat?
- LaueOfficer, on 10/12/2007, -8/+254What a pussy
- chingy1788, on 10/12/2007, -21/+8My dog catches mice, no seriously
he had one in his mouth, by the tail - Zippo, on 10/12/2007, -5/+33But hey, at least the cat is friendly!
- KamikazeeDriver, on 10/12/2007, -50/+153and I thought it was gonna be this pic
http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o182/kamikazeedriver/freecat.jpg - simpleid, on 10/12/2007, -1/+23Oh wow, I just have to break down and simply express this is cute in the saddest way possible. Much love for the cats. :-)
- LiquidIse, on 10/12/2007, -6/+65@ KamikazeeDriver
I feel so terrible for laughing at that, but I just couldnt help it - tunacubes, on 10/12/2007, -15/+28Did you put your cat in between 2 windows with a rodent?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but it looks like you can see glass on both sides of it.
And if I AM wrong, bury my comment into the depths of Digg Hell - MattFaber, on 10/12/2007, -6/+10I don't know. I would rather my cat be like that. I am sick of finding dead mice, birds, and bats on the kitchen floor. Even worse, my cat plays with them like a toy and does not eat them.
- themoose, on 10/12/2007, -2/+6http://www.tehcats.com/ zomg
- jcrash, on 10/12/2007, -19/+3All cats are useless.
- konstantinos88, on 10/12/2007, -2/+45Goddamn pictures section, Kevin...
- selrahc, on 10/12/2007, -2/+6"Even worse, my cat plays with them like a toy and does not eat them."
That is probably because you are feeing the cat too much(or enough to keep him satisfied anyways). Feed him less and the toys will hopefully become food. Its possible the cat is so grateful that you feed it that it thinks you would appreciate being brought food too:) - Adma1, on 10/12/2007, -3/+2Look at the last picture, the cat looks like it's going to bite it's neck.
- Asianwaste, on 10/12/2007, -0/+7I'm not saying this with total certainty, but it could be that both the rodent and the cat are pets and are well acquainted with each other. I've seen pet birds and cats get along just fine.
- skyshock21, on 10/12/2007, -1/+4I can't stand cats. They're sadistic, sick, hateful little creatures.
But in this case I'll make an exception. That one's kinda cute.
- MacMasore, on 10/12/2007, -6/+110Cute.
- Knighty, on 10/12/2007, -3/+90Aww!
That is one awesome cat. - zdiddy85, on 10/12/2007, -4/+430For sale: One brave rat.
- diizine, on 10/12/2007, -44/+1LoL at above comment.
- mash8591, on 10/12/2007, -41/+10Dog's can kiss my Cat loving ass.
- Brandoman043, on 10/12/2007, -36/+5Q.E.D. dogs ftw!
- themanmachine, on 10/12/2007, -323/+7Dugg down for the British spelling.
- abbott75, on 10/12/2007, -5/+165Dugg down for being a douchebag.
- chris9902, on 10/12/2007, -7/+236It's our language and you can't have it.
colour colour colour - orangemarmalade, on 10/12/2007, -7/+92Dugg down for writing English and complaining about the correct spelling.
- oesj, on 10/12/2007, -25/+8i believe the majority of 'american english' comes from variants of spelling popular in britain in the 17th (ish) century. so your spelling is british spelling anyway :P :P
- chingy1788, on 10/12/2007, -16/+1I missed a question on a test because of spelling variations
it was with Maple, that math program, the function was really called something like spherecenter and I typed in spherecentre, little did I know that the settings were on American English, I wasted quite some time on that... - padfoot, on 10/12/2007, -6/+54You realise that the "British spelling" came before your "American spelling"? What makes American English so special that "British spelling" is not good enough to be posted on a web page?
Ignorant ass. - Vishap, on 10/12/2007, -8/+94So many people defending the British spelling! Everyone knows the Brits only spell that way because they hate the Pandas.
They use all those extra letters so they can use up more ink and paper when they print stuff. That way more rain forest trees have to be chopped down. That's why the French hate the British and the British hate the French too. See, the French have managed to get this language accepted by the world where you can write down 20 letters and say all of 5 of them. So the Brits hate the French for it because the French have a better rain forest weapon (the French want the Pandas dead too you know). And why do the French hate the British? Well, Brit English might not use as many extra letters as French, but it's spoken in far more countries than French is and is thus still doing more damage in the war against Pandas.
So what do Pandas have to do with chopping down forest in Brazil? Well see, as soon as the Brits make the world run out of trees, they'll convince everyone to start making all paper products from bamboo. Then the Pandas will all starve to death. Yup, a world full of dead Pandas.
So you see, we really should discourage the use of the British spelling of words, because then we're discouraging the slaughter of Panda Bears. - Kethinov, on 10/12/2007, -20/+8Actually, I believe there is legitimate reason to dislike British spellings and prefer the American version of English. In the early 1800s, Noah Webster was among many Americans who promoted English language reform. The changes made to English ultimately creating the American breed of English were deliberate, with the idea being it simplified the language by making spellings more natural and more like the way the word is spoken. Essentially, accents had changed since the original words were created but the language had not been updated. So really, American English is the more modern of the two if you examine the history.
themanmachine is still a douchebag though. Persecuting people for growing up with a British vocabulary is highly elitist.- ninsei, on 05/07/2008, -0/+1hooked on P-Honics?
- echo2501, on 10/12/2007, -18/+9@ chris9902
"It's our language and you can't have it."
Do you have a flag? - DeFex, on 10/12/2007, -15/+10American English has to be simplified so the proles (fox news viewers) can understand it.
- AnotherThought, on 10/12/2007, -4/+2nothing against other counties but.. talking about trimming down on length of words... German? anyone?
- mrwoo, on 10/12/2007, -10/+30No, no my friend, we are English we speak English. You are American, your spelling is wrong dammit!
( time to get buried by the US readers :( ) - themoose, on 10/12/2007, -6/+9@echo2501
Yeah, we do have a flag.
http://wwp.greenwichmeantime.com/time-zone/europe/uk/images/england-flag.jpg
Why the hell wouldn't we?
And what does that have to do with anything anyway? - erikerikerik, on 10/12/2007, -3/+11@padfoot
Just a little note; "American" English is closer to Colonial-English, or "old-British" then what is spoken in england now. This is because British(parent)-English has mutated a few more times then the American(child)-English.
And the winners of who speaks ye'old English still? Jamaicans! yes folks thats right, they still actively use some aspects of "middle-english"
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no "right"
no "wrong"
simply changing, thats all. - Kyan, on 10/12/2007, -2/+17@ Vishap:
S mny ppl dfndng th Brtsh spllng! vryn knws th Brts nly spll tht wy bcs thy ht th Pnds.
Thy s ll ths xtr lttrs s thy cn s p mr nk nd ppr whn thy prnt stff. Tht wy mr rn frst trs hv t b chppd dwn. Tht's why th Frnch ht th Brtsh nd th Brtsh ht th Frnch t. S, th Frnch hv mngd t gt ths lngg ccptd by th wrld whr y cn wrt dwn 20 lttrs nd sy ll f 5 f thm. S th Brts ht th Frnch fr t bcs th Frnch hv bttr rn frst wpn (th Frnch wnt th Pnds dd t y knw). nd why d th Frnch ht th Brtsh? Wll, Brt nglsh mght nt s s mny xtr lttrs s Frnch, bt t's spkn n fr mr cntrs thn Frnch s nd s ths stll dng mr dmg n th wr gnst Pnds.
S wht d Pnds hv t d wth chppng dwn frst n Brzl? Wll s, s sn s th Brts mk th wrld rn t f trs, thy'll cnvnc vryn t strt mkng ll ppr prdcts frm bmb. Thn th Pnds wll ll strv t dth. Yp, wrld fll f dd Pnds.
S y s, w rlly shld dscrg th s f th Brtsh spllng f wrds, bcs thn w'r dscrgng th slghtr f Pnd Brs.
(S tht bttr?) - DJCult, on 10/12/2007, -1/+5@themoose, Eddie Izzard ref.
- NeilVickers, on 10/12/2007, -2/+1@defex
Doubleplusdugg - mk2ja, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5@ erikerikerik
Si di ting bout Jamaican a dat it nuh written. I' jus' a spoken language. Suh when a yute try fi write it, nobody nuh kno a wha 'im seh. Unless... unless unu did live dere fi a likka while.
Anyway, yeah, I lived in Kingston, Jamaica from the age of 8 until I was 14, so I got to learn how to speak Jamaican Patois just by playing outside with m friends all day long. And while Patois is the common tongue, the Queen's English is the official language and the use of proper grammar is expected in professional and higher education settings. And while I venture that a Jamaican businessman would not object to it, I know I lost points on my spelling tests whenever I used the American spellings of words! GRR! Sometimes I still slip and use the British spelling. - Mirag3, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5Since both American and British English are bad... d03s th4t m34n //3 h4/3 t0 u53 1337?
- MortiMouse, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3This was good!
I just finished a law school research and writing class, in which I learned very early in the term that I have my entire life used British punctuation. I was born and raised in America and much prefer the British way of doing things! It's far more logical!
Kudos to the Brits!!! - themanmachine, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1Wow, chill out you wankers! I was only kidding!!
- maxpain, on 10/12/2007, -12/+8beautiful
- somespecial, on 10/12/2007, -35/+2Humans are too blame
- CartoonAl, on 10/12/2007, -1/+20too blame? I was under the impression we weren't 'blame' enough.
join my campaign to be more blame!
- CartoonAl, on 10/12/2007, -1/+20too blame? I was under the impression we weren't 'blame' enough.
- ShawnC, on 10/12/2007, -2/+117For Sale: One dirty human
Honestly look at the window sill.- j00sux, on 10/12/2007, -1/+29Well, there is a rat on it.
- Seiesnalli, on 10/12/2007, -1/+98Cats are awesome. I had a cat that used to swat at invisible bugs. And occasional she thought she caught one, and she'd be standing on her hind legs with her little paws clasped together.
She would promptly collapse and land on her face.- LaueOfficer, on 10/12/2007, -1/+68You might want to cut it back on the catnip...
- sleepwalkers, on 10/12/2007, -4/+23Or the PCP.
- akzidenzgrotesk, on 10/12/2007, -0/+28i have a cat that goes after actual bugs, but then he always loses them when he opens up his paws to look at them. he also gets really proud of himself when he fishes bottle caps out of the garbage and struts around with them in his mouth (he bites the rim so the cap flips up and covers his nose). he isn't the smartest cat ever, but he sure is cute.
- TheDiceMan, on 10/12/2007, -1/+72that is adorable :) especially the second photo where you can almost hear him saying 'erm .. what am I supposed to do with this? hello? somebody?'
- dbug, on 10/12/2007, -1/+19I think it's actually saying "Let me out of this place already! Hello? Somebody?"
- PsychoticClown, on 10/12/2007, -42/+57Dogs stink. They're ugly, smelly, filthy, drooling, feces-eating creatures. Cats are the absolute opposite. My cat often wakes up from a good sleep just to clean her fur. My cousin has to fight his dog not to eat its vomit.
- Nysul, on 10/12/2007, -15/+6You should look at a shiba inu. They are clean like cats, and very intelligent.
- lordsandwich, on 10/12/2007, -1/+42Hey, I love cats too, but the stench from badly-maintained kitty litter completely trumps anything a dog could come up with. In both cases I'd say the owner has a lot more to do with pet odor than the actual pet.
- tamurlane6, on 10/12/2007, -3/+33don't kid yourself. I've seen plenty of disguising cats in my day.
- airquotes, on 10/12/2007, -6/+3lets not start this okay? they are both filthy but cute. The concept of a cat box is pretty gnarly too.
- SteelChicken, on 10/12/2007, -9/+4youre an idiot who bases your perceptions on one or two experiences.
- saggygrandma, on 10/12/2007, -8/+9Ahhhhh cat lovers, always good for a laugh..
- pp51doodoo, on 10/12/2007, -2/+13I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.
- absurdist, on 10/12/2007, -1/+17@PsychoticClown
"My cousin has to fight his dog not to eat its vomit."
Hmmm... your cousin really really likes his dog's vomit, huh?
*ahem* - akzidenzgrotesk, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3@ pp51doodoo
cats have personality too, you know. they actually remind me a lot of small children, because they have exactly the same attitude toward authority figures and behavior. my cat has a thing for tipping over glasses of water, so if i leave one on the floor (because i have no furniture to speak of) he'll inch closer and closer to it, until he thinks i'm not paying attention. then he'll touch it, and make sure again that i'm not looking. if i yell at him, he'll back up a few feet, but be right back the instant i look away. eventually, he'll just be overcome by the urge to tip over the glass, and then he runs away. but if my boyfriend yells at him, he won't touch it again. it's exactly the same as the whole "just wait til your father gets home" scenario.
not that dogs don't have personality, i love dogs too. but they just have really really bad breath and i prefer a self cleaning animal who doesn't need to be walked. and if you have litterbox issues, just start feeding your cat food with only chicken in it instead of fish; it does wonders. - pp51doodoo, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2@akzidenz
Well we'd have to be talkin' about one charmin' *****' cat. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'?
- Chutch, on 10/12/2007, -0/+77I had a cat just like that actually, it used to make friends with baby bunny rabbits... unfortunately my brothers cat had a completely different idea. While my cat lulled these poor creatures into a false sense of security, my brothers cat came in for the easy catch... it was a sad state of affairs really...
- Viat, on 10/12/2007, -0/+84You're deceived. They were pulling the classic 'good cop, bad cop' manoeuvre.
- AnotherThought, on 10/12/2007, -1/+0with the ever popular interracial culture for human i can surely expect animals to adept
- ursername180, on 10/12/2007, -11/+5What a dirty window sill.
- jlebrech, on 10/12/2007, -0/+32Just don't feed the cat for a week, and see what happens.
- Sp00k, on 10/12/2007, -7/+2To me it looks like the cat is dining on KFC!! (in background)
- Carsonauto, on 10/12/2007, -0/+42Actually, you get a dead cat.
- Mattbmx, on 10/12/2007, -4/+2Sp00k - thats not a KFC, its a Nike shoe box !
- ldkronos, on 10/12/2007, -5/+2Edit....Mattbmx beat me to it.
- buffermaster, on 10/12/2007, -37/+0I am on your window sniffin' the rodent...
thought I would be the first to say it!- Flarup, on 10/12/2007, -1/+61i think that would be "Im in ur Windowz sniffin' ur Rodents"
- defectDS, on 10/12/2007, -0/+16Buffermaster, that was horrible. don't ever try that again.
- JnyCOMAtose, on 10/12/2007, -6/+1Nice cat, bad windowsill :)
- rodo75005, on 10/12/2007, -1/+112The cat might be thinking : "That little gray cat is weird ..."
- furplepig, on 10/12/2007, -1/+0The pointy kitty took it!
- peterjncovic, on 10/12/2007, -10/+6What a puss
- ramsta, on 10/12/2007, -8/+5Cute :)
- diggsIt, on 10/12/2007, -1/+21Kittens need to be taught by their mama how to kill prey. If they don't teach them, this can be the result.
- crashflow, on 10/12/2007, -1/+26razor sharp fangs and claws don't kill rats.
cats do. - ophilye, on 10/12/2007, -0/+12Not true.
We bought 2 cats and found out later they were WAY too young to have been taken from their mom.
One fine-haired one "nursed" from the long-haired one (both were male).
The fine-haired one now catches rats as big as he is .... I have no clue where he finds them.
The long-haired one will eat nothing but cat food (no human food or rats please), with the occasion of my $150 canary from his cage. - wilf_brim, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Awesome. Is the long one's name Sylvester?
We had a bengal cat (google it) that really wanted to get at our African Grey (google that, too). Eventually it stuck it's nose into the cage. And promptly got bit by the very sharp beak of the grey. Didn't do that any more.
- crashflow, on 10/12/2007, -1/+26razor sharp fangs and claws don't kill rats.
- L0g1X, on 10/12/2007, -0/+12How do you train your cat to not kill rats. My cat always hunts rats and brings it home, drops it on the floor, and meows. I pat it for it's good work but I don't want dead rats. I wish I could trade cats with this guy.
- saska, on 10/12/2007, -0/+12Your cat is just trying to fatten you up. All you have around the house is that human food. You're obviously lacking in the fresh protein department.
- dakuneko, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1Do they need to be trained to catch rats? I always thought it was in their instincts to do so.
- daofma, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3One of my cats is awesome. She catches voles when they get into the basement, and refuses to let the other cats take credit for it until she knows one of the humans has seen her with the prey. Then she abandons it. Once, one of the other cats was stuck in the basement somewhere, so she picked up some yellow insulation, which we only have in one part of the house, and brought it up to my mother.
- TheKingOfHell, on 10/12/2007, -0/+16I am pretty sure I will see this images again in an office forwarded e-mail with some lame personal improvement description.
- saggygrandma, on 10/12/2007, -2/+5No it will just get a made up story like how the cat saved it from a drain and has been taking care of it ever since... wank wank....
- ray901, on 10/12/2007, -1/+4@ saggygrandma
"No it will just get a made up story like how the cat saved it from a drain and has been taking care of it ever since... wank wank.."
wank wank.....?!?
Maybe you mean wink wink?
a wank is not a wink - though some may have a wank in a wink and some may wink as they wank.
Either way - thanks for the laugh.... - saggygrandma, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1no I meant wank wank, as in the jerking motion you make with your hand to gesture a load of *****.
- bushface, on 10/12/2007, -1/+4More Ben and Jerry than Tom and Jerry.
- DieGOPNazis, on 10/12/2007, -16/+8FREE cat: http://kamasucha.com/albums/Vacations/freecat.jpg
- Tiggi, on 10/12/2007, -3/+1Please, contact me with the person selling the cat. It is so cute, who cares about mice, anyway?
- Radar5, on 10/12/2007, -1/+4that cats awesome, i'd totally take it
- levyjl1988, on 10/12/2007, -5/+1That is pretty cool!
- r2pro, on 10/12/2007, -11/+1shopped
- jeanette3654, on 10/12/2007, -4/+9Believe it or not cats have to be taught what to hunt by their mothers when they're kittens.
- CartoonAl, on 10/12/2007, -0/+53'fraid not. I had two cats (brother and sister), given to me by a friend whos cat (the mother) got hit by a car. She couldn't bear to keep them after that.
Anyway, they were too young to have learned anything when I got them (3/4 weeks or so, younger than recommended), but they managed to train themselves (to an extent)
They started with moths and flies, batting at them ineffectively, but they soon got the hang of it, and the female (Ollie) was quick to progress to bigger things. By 3 months, she was bringing in at least 1 fieldmouse a week.
The male (Stan), on the other hand, was a bit of a pussy. His favourite trick was presenting me with a vicious leaf he had somehow managed to track and kill.
My brother has Stan now (he has 3 kids, and they really wanted him). Unfortunately, Ollie was killed by a couple of stupid thugs who thought it funny to throw stones at her. They managed to completely paralyse her from the neck down. Poor thing couldn't even feed herself. Had to get her put down in the end.
Every day I find myself still looking for those little *****, and one day, when they least expect it, WHAM, cricket bat to the back of the head.
I WILL find them.... - Roger, on 10/12/2007, -0/+17"Every day I find myself still looking for those little *****, and one day, when they least expect it, WHAM, cricket bat to the back of the head."
Give 'em one for me. - mrwoo, on 10/12/2007, -2/+8@cartoonal
I hope you find the bastards... give em one for me ;) - wilf_brim, on 10/12/2007, -0/+7@ cartoonal:
Just beat them to a bloody pulp. Given the number of pet lovers on digg, if you give them one for each of us, that will be a very rough approximation.
- CartoonAl, on 10/12/2007, -0/+53'fraid not. I had two cats (brother and sister), given to me by a friend whos cat (the mother) got hit by a car. She couldn't bear to keep them after that.
- LoopyChew, on 10/12/2007, -0/+7She sits, and sits, and sits, and sits, and that's what makes a gumby cat.
- sqladmin, on 10/12/2007, -3/+37LOOK!! A LIBERAL CAT!
- milkdog, on 10/12/2007, -1/+2I used to have rat pets, sadly my other pets never liked to play with them. My one hundred pound dog was terrified of them. Go little rat go, show that cat who really is the boss!
- dhermawanto, on 10/12/2007, -3/+1very cute
- Brows, on 10/12/2007, -2/+3That's some funny *****.
- Pushkin, on 10/12/2007, -3/+1The rest of the site is funny too
http://bertc.com/truth.htm- CartoonAl, on 10/12/2007, -6/+2I think these are the best pages:
http://bertc.com/girlfriend.htm
http://bertc.com/menwomen.htm
- CartoonAl, on 10/12/2007, -6/+2I think these are the best pages:
- frunko1, on 10/12/2007, -2/+2Hopefully the poor cat didn't catch flees or something off the rat. That guy seriously does need to clean his house.
- Obrick, on 10/12/2007, -2/+5"That guy seriously does need to clean his house."
...or you could turn on your brain and realize that's a pet rat. - akzidenzgrotesk, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1nevermind, obrick beat me to it.
- Obrick, on 10/12/2007, -2/+5"That guy seriously does need to clean his house."
- frunko1, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6""That guy seriously does need to clean his house.""
"...or you could turn on your brain and realize that's a pet rat."
Pet rat has nothing to do with the house cleaning, look at his window sill, blech. - coolguy07, on 10/12/2007, -3/+3Ha Ha...Tom & Jerry became friends.
- sonicrun222, on 10/12/2007, -5/+0now i know why those guys put a cat on a grill a few years back.
- Cornedbeef, on 10/12/2007, -3/+1I admire that cat.
- TheAnarchist, on 10/12/2007, -7/+0Geez.. What a pussy!
- mowgli2001, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2its just a baby cat.... awe!
- verdehead, on 10/12/2007, -6/+1I think this cat needs a new home...
http://www.shorty.com/bonsaikitten/index.html
Heck, stick the rat in there too. - hard666drive, on 10/12/2007, -2/+0i take this as a metaphor for george bush (the rat) and congress (the cat)
- russellnation, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6well maybe the mouse pulled a thorn from its paw
- optikalblitz, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1love it.
- optikalblitz, on 10/12/2007, -6/+2btw:
i'm in ur window sillz, lettin rodentz run free - black27696, on 10/12/2007, -3/+1Mirror straight to the images: http://www.randomcollectionlive.info/mirror/?image=cat
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