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  • Odenized, on 04/28/2008, -50/+243Hilarious. On a more serious note, Facebok should get rid of relationship status all together. It's become a complete joke.
    • wild, on 04/28/2008, -12/+290Maybe you should look at your love life, not blame Facebook...
    • NCSUspoon, on 04/28/2008, -4/+232"Sarah is married to Kimberly"
      Ugh, shut up. you guys are just friends that might have had a drunken kiss.
      • SwedishNinja, on 04/28/2008, -5/+79Dugg for truth.

        This is why homosexuals will never be able to get married. Facebook is destroying the definition of marriage!
        • arobar, on 04/28/2008, -63/+7Riiiight, it's Facebook's fault that gay people will have trouble getting married. Not the fact that there are gay bashing assholes and government officials who ban it.
          • Narcism, on 04/28/2008, -0/+64Woooosh
          • Terr01, on 04/28/2008, -0/+21My sarcasm detector is registering somewhere within the margin of error on Swedish's post...
          • Corrosionx, on 04/28/2008, -6/+19Why would gay people want to be married under the government anyways? Can't they see how government screwed up heterosexual marriages?
          • lbdinh, on 04/28/2008, -12/+3So they can file jointly on tax returns and get a discount on auto insurance...





            And over 1000 of other federal rights as well....
          • viewofeverlast, on 04/28/2008, -0/+8Oh come on, we've all seen I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry.

            What? You haven't? Good.
          • bluezinc, on 04/28/2008, -10/+1Fag.
        • Syphon8, on 04/29/2008, -7/+2The definition of marriage excludes homosexuals, as it is a religious institution. If anything, facebook is helping them along.
      • asherchang, on 04/28/2008, -3/+11i LoLed, literally! In the quiet study area of my library.... Oh crap, here comes the librarian...
        • SwedishNinja, on 04/29/2008, -0/+2Snake, come in. Snake? SNAKE?! SNAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

          MISSION FAILED
      • adidos, on 04/28/2008, -1/+23Pics or it didn't happen.
      • TheWorm, on 04/28/2008, -1/+6People think they're so original when they list themselves as married to their friend too.
        • hilo4321, on 04/29/2008, -1/+1they obviously dont... since there are a ***** of fake relationships...
    • Astroseksy, on 04/28/2008, -4/+40It's useful for me. It depends on what kind of friends you have.
      • Spartycus, on 04/28/2008, -2/+50Yeah, I've just about to hook up with this girl but checked my mobile facebook just in time to see that shes in a relationship with one of my friends. Whew, close one, thanks facebook!
        ...
        • irgeorge, on 04/28/2008, -0/+51Without Facebook you'd have had plausible deniability...
        • bluezinc, on 04/28/2008, -1/+8Did you tell your friend that his gf is a skank?
    • davewashere, on 04/28/2008, -9/+83What are you talking about? I've been in a happy relationship with My Right Hand for over 2 years now.
    • IglooBurner, on 04/28/2008, -3/+153how are u gonna know if the girl ur stalking is single or not?
      • diothar, on 04/28/2008, -4/+68If you're going to stalk someone, does it matter if they're single or not?
        • shadowfoxmi, on 04/28/2008, -3/+55definitely.. If she's in a relationship with a hunk, I might consider dropping the plan
          • diothar, on 04/28/2008, -0/+37lol, I guess you have a point.
          • Eccohawk, on 04/28/2008, -1/+41You're not a true stalker then. The true stalker knows she was only meant for you alone.
          • nickert0n, on 04/28/2008, -3/+10hahahaha you guys kill me
      • jxfallout, on 04/28/2008, -1/+63If you're stalking someone, you must be doing a ***** job if you're not sure if he/she is single.
      • djbon2112, on 04/28/2008, -0/+8I agree. I can't count the times I've hit on a girl, then checked Facebook to see if she's available or not in order to pursue it further.

        Though I agree it can get stupid. People saying they're "married" to anyone and everyone is just retarded.
    • GuitaristTom, on 04/28/2008, -17/+2It'd be funnier if it wasn't so easy to make that in like paint
      • dboone74, on 04/28/2008, -0/+15 Yes the funniness of a joke is inversely related to the ease of execution.
        • Twan2649, on 04/28/2008, -5/+1The word is hilarity, not funniness.
        • GuitaristTom, on 05/02/2008, -0/+1i think there is definitely a correlation, yeah... its funnier when something unlikely actually happens than if someone generates a circumstance and plays it off as real... like the andy kaufman skit on Fridays where he freaks out... it would have been funnier if it was spontaneous and actually happened
    • SierraAlpha, on 04/28/2008, -15/+1Facebok huh?
    • themastersb, on 04/28/2008, -3/+35I think the picture showed that they need a relationship status as "No moral relationship/whore"
    • OrbitalFX, on 04/28/2008, -2/+42Sara is a polygamist.
      • yaddayaddayoda, on 04/28/2008, -3/+43Sara is a slut.
      • mjworthey, on 04/28/2008, -0/+8So is Jane. An ignorant one at that.
        • yaddayaddayoda, on 04/29/2008, -0/+1I totally did not see that one coming! Zing for you sir!
    • xedd, on 04/28/2008, -2/+28Sara is in the 7th grade. Seriously, there's a lot of kids on Facebook. And to them, they are having a "relationship"...
      :P
    • bluezinc, on 04/28/2008, -0/+7Note to Sara: A bootycall != a relationship.
    • ShyGuy91284, on 04/28/2008, -0/+2But then how are people that don't have the balls to face someone when they break up with them going to get the point across? Not everyone gets the whole "I'm pretenidng you dont exist, so it's over" routine....
    • mbraynard, on 04/29/2008, -0/+1You can just leave it blank and it won't even show up as a line item in your profile.
      • KJSatz, on 04/29/2008, -0/+1But then everyone gets from your minifeed on the main page "Braynard is no longer listed as single
  • WriterSD, on 04/28/2008, -4/+109Haha! Ya, that definitely goes beyond "it's complicated." Putting a relationship status on Facebook is the first step toward complete disaster.
    • Jo9100, on 04/28/2008, -0/+4It's your fault, Zak! (Zak and Sara)
    • MrFisty, on 04/28/2008, -0/+4I don't get what's so "complicated" about "we're both ***** other people every second weekend".
    • tas08, on 04/28/2008, -0/+1More like the first step to making it official!
    • CCoe, on 04/29/2008, -0/+3So is not putting it up. How familiar does this sound: "So... Why haven't you put our relationship up on Facebook?" "Oh, um, I just don't like putting up those details." "But, you have many other details up on Facebook, and pictures. Is it because you don't want people to know?"

      My vote goes towards getting rid of it altogether.
  • Jrepass, on 04/28/2008, -8/+750How about a "Shes a hoe" status.
    • sfacets, on 04/28/2008, -7/+49Yeah there should be a condition where if a person changes relationship status more than a certain amount of times within a timeframe, he/she gets a big hoe/sl*t/bitch label slapped on their profile
    • msk275, on 04/28/2008, -0/+140You can definitely tell that she used Guy 2 to make Guy 1 jealous to get back with him.

      Sara is listed as needing some counseling.
    • ligyron, on 04/28/2008, -1/+35She's probably just some girl in high school who thinks holding hands with a guy means they're going out and is worthy of Facebook status update
      • captainanndor, on 04/28/2008, -1/+14I had that same thought, except I was thinking younger; late elementary or middle school. I remember it was pretty common for people to be 'going out' with a different person every month back then.
      • fxu1989, on 04/28/2008, -0/+18It's not ?

        So all this time I've been holding hands with this girl.... :(
        • darthmdh, on 04/29/2008, -1/+2It's okay to hold hands with your mom...
    • slack31337, on 04/28/2008, -1/+8came here to say just that ... Ho
    • PolishLogic, on 04/28/2008, -2/+16Or perhaps a "Dad missed to many childhood milestones due to rampant alcoholism" status.
    • shawnanigans, on 04/28/2008, -0/+6Already exists; Looking for, random play, and whatever i can get.
    • futurepro9, on 04/28/2008, -1/+15"She was a hoe.......forrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr showwwwwwwwwww"
    • ell0bo, on 04/28/2008, -0/+5I'm always a fan of "Love's the *****". Leaves things open for a much wider audience.
    • daxter241, on 04/28/2008, -0/+0this man read my mind......
    • Samsong, on 04/29/2008, -0/+1So instead of poking her you could Superman her?
    • manicmailman, on 04/29/2008, -0/+2fab comment if only 'hoe' was spelled right... (Hint: ho)... unless you meant that she was in fact a gardening tool...
    • passedoutghost, on 04/29/2008, -0/+0Mum?!
  • ZXDrew, on 04/28/2008, -6/+612It should say: Sara is listed as "Open for Business", "Now Accepting New Clients", "Busy", and "Receiving Treatment for Gona-Herpa-Syphilades"
  • Innagadadavida, on 04/28/2008, -7/+454Reminds me of my mini-feed, only mine has no relationship status at all and has been that way since I created my account...

    I'm going to go cry, then jerk off.
  • flipnotic, on 04/28/2008, -13/+319Sara is listed as: Slut.
    • zeromancer, on 04/28/2008, -36/+24yeah. being with 2 guys is really being a slut...

      Or maybe it's because you spend too much time trolling for diggs instead of attempting to integrate with society. Consequently you've become detached from the female psyche (other than Mom's) and your brain has developed a "hate what you can't have" defense mechanism, while you sit with porn open in your other tabs with lotion nearby, looking at the tabs thinking about the objects without clothes on just a click away.
      • Ikulus, on 04/28/2008, -14/+7Bravo!
      • NinjaBoy, on 04/28/2008, -12/+25No, shes a slut
      • Morality, on 04/28/2008, -10/+27Definitely a slut.
      • Ramble, on 04/28/2008, -8/+23She's a slut, it's not normal to be doing that.
        Maybe you ought to go outside.
      • rilus, on 04/28/2008, -5/+3What a slut...
      • Hillyard, on 04/28/2008, -4/+11Having dated a former Sara and experienced a similar situation to the mini-feed, I can honestly say she is a slut.
        • tech42er, on 04/28/2008, -1/+1When you say former Sara, do you mean her name was Sara or she acted just like this slut?
      • Amiga500, on 04/28/2008, -0/+3The only reason you disagree is because you are either a slut yourself, or you fell in love with one. Sorry, being a stupid ass gets you no sympathy.
      • manicmailman, on 04/29/2008, -0/+0Sara?
    • geoff1210, on 04/28/2008, -1/+3My favorite equation, which will prove itself true over and over again:

      "Girls = Chaos"
      • atgmac, on 04/28/2008, -0/+8So that's why chaos theory is so popular...
      • tech42er, on 04/28/2008, -2/+6Girls = Evil

        Girls = Time * Money
        Time = Money
        Girls = Money^2
        Money = sqrt(Evil)
        Girls = Evil

        /older than the Internet
    • Impeller, on 04/29/2008, -1/+1or Slunt...
      • passedoutghost, on 04/29/2008, -0/+0I've heard that somewhere before, but can't remember.
  • ZXDrew, on 04/28/2008, -3/+70I bet her "outbreaks" happen the same time the break ups occur...its like clockwork
  • TEHxINTERWEBS, on 04/28/2008, -33/+4Dreading the "(Insert name here) is singe" is one of the biggest reasons I don't want to break up with my girlfriend.
    • Wesside, on 04/28/2008, -0/+32If thats it, your relationship is going no where.
    • Ikulus, on 04/28/2008, -0/+13Pathetic!
    • ligyron, on 04/28/2008, -0/+25My cousin was telling me he got on Facebook one day and saw his girlfriend was single. He phoned her and she said, "Oh yeah we're broke up"
      They're 15. Kids these days
    • FecalHurler, on 04/28/2008, -0/+11On the bright side, you'll fear that even more if you get married to the girl.
    • daverave999, on 04/28/2008, -2/+5Singe?
    • everabsurd, on 04/28/2008, -1/+2You can edit your privacy settings so that doesn't show up in anyone's feeds.
    • tech42er, on 04/28/2008, -0/+2I too would fear immolation.
  • checkacheck, on 04/28/2008, -0/+120Won't someone buy that girl a rabbit?
    • Baylow, on 04/28/2008, -2/+47Ya! A Rabbit will solve her problems. They're cute and fluffy. Everyone loves a rabbit.
      • oblique63, on 04/28/2008, -5/+21Seriously, Im actually considering leaving my girlfriend for her bunny.... its just nicer having someone who doesnt bitch and lets you touch them without much consequence every once in a while...
      • four444, on 04/28/2008, -3/+33Oh, I thought he meant the vibrating rabbit... you know....
        • Baylow, on 04/28/2008, -4/+48Why would a rabbit be vibrating? is it cold? i don't understand.. please explain good sir.
        • RaspberryBarret, on 04/28/2008, -2/+23Its a rare breed of vibrating rabbit that undulates and shakes at the same time.
        • championchap, on 04/28/2008, -2/+21Your icon is a hand flipping me off.
          Your comment destroys all subtlety.
          Bravo.
      • pcore, on 04/28/2008, -2/+1... and they ***** everywhere.
    • disraeligears54, on 04/28/2008, -1/+6obviously gets around like a rabbit
  • OgniAsuob, on 04/28/2008, -38/+7Why is she a slut? Maybe the guys where wankers.
    • ablacksunrise, on 04/28/2008, -2/+34Well, then Sara is a ***** idiot for getting back together with a wanker *counts* 1.. 2.. 3.. 4.. 5 times!
  • Monkeydew06, on 04/28/2008, -9/+112Sara's a whore and now all of her friends know it.
    • flavioribeiro, on 04/28/2008, -1/+14I'm pretty sure her friends knew all along.
    • Morality, on 04/28/2008, -0/+10I'm pretty sure her g u y friends knew all along.
    • exomni, on 04/28/2008, -9/+3Two guys in the last four months? Yeah... I've slept with five different girls in that time... and I don't consider myself that much of a player.
      • SSUK, on 04/28/2008, -0/+12You're on Digg. Your comment's legitimacy is brought into question.
        • chromerium, on 04/28/2008, -1/+1If you have 5 women on your phonebook, you sure aint caring what's on the internets. I also call *****!
      • Whaines, on 04/28/2008, -0/+5[citation needed]
      • Impeller, on 04/29/2008, -0/+1Yeah right...
      • homanh, on 04/29/2008, -2/+1Five girls in four months? I've slept with 50 girls in that time and I don't consider myself that much of a player
  • justice7, on 04/28/2008, -7/+62facebook is the bane of all guys who want to go out with multiple women who don't know about each other. Best just not to have an account.
    • zspeed78, on 04/28/2008, -4/+17No kidding, myspace and facebook will ruin any attempt at working at multiple girls... its horrible.
    • lotar732, on 04/28/2008, -5/+8This is the biggest reason why I turned off my "Wall".
    • Morality, on 04/28/2008, -4/+32None of you little trolls have a girlfriend.
      • justice7, on 04/28/2008, -11/+1i have a girlfriend, i'm listed as "in a relationship". So i'm screwd.
    • Ramble, on 04/28/2008, -0/+14"It's complicated"
    • exomni, on 04/28/2008, -1/+2Dude: false names, false accounts.
  • borez, on 04/28/2008, -10/+2She gets about a bit that kid.
  • wild, on 04/28/2008, -5/+357So you're telling me Sara is single?

    *sends friend request*
    • seeyounorth, on 04/28/2008, -0/+39Get going! You only have about a two day window.
    • luke374, on 04/28/2008, -0/+22I'd poke the ***** out of her.
    • reddoggie, on 04/28/2008, -0/+5...using burlap dipped in liquid kevlar if you know what's good fer ya
  • Rotzooi, on 04/28/2008, -12/+232Facebook is approaching MySpace territory.
    • Lasereth, on 04/28/2008, -27/+7Are you kidding? MySpace > Facebook now for multiple reasons, mainly the bloatware apps that facebook won't let you block from other people's pages.
      • Narcism, on 04/28/2008, -2/+13You can minimize them.
        • Lasereth, on 04/28/2008, -13/+3Who wants to minimize 100 apps on every facebook page you visit?
          • Narcism, on 04/28/2008, -0/+7Facebook remembers which ones you minimized... which is why you were buried.
    • badenglishihave, on 04/28/2008, -8/+8Get rid of facebook now, before it gets worse. I did.
      • lotsa1s, on 04/28/2008, -2/+16You cant. You're still a member regardless of what you've done to your account, they have all your *****, and you will never be free.
        • badenglishihave, on 04/28/2008, -0/+3If you're referring to the fact that "leaving" FB just suspends your account, sure. You can, however "permanently" delete your data through a hard to find page. I guess you just have to trust them to delete all of it... although it's inevitable that some data gets left behind.
        • theshalit, on 04/28/2008, -0/+3whats this hard to find page you're talking about?
          • lotsa1s, on 04/28/2008, -0/+4Beyond the river of death and across the bridge of skulls and fire. It is a treacherous journey.
          • haeber, on 04/29/2008, -1/+1HA HA HA. Funniest comment on Digg that I've read in weeks.
        • Syphon8, on 04/29/2008, -0/+2WHO ***** CARES? They know your name, maybe where you live.
    • adidos, on 04/28/2008, -3/+66The day that FB allows backgrounds to be changed and music to autoplay is the day Facebook dies.
      • Skooma714, on 04/28/2008, -1/+4Shh, before they figure out they can be more annoying and spammy than they are now!
    • MrSlumberjack, on 04/28/2008, -5/+52I think the myspacers are just infesting facebook. They should have kept Facebook strictly available to college students. It has gone down a steep slope since then.
      • spikespikespike, on 04/28/2008, -3/+22wish i could give you 2 diggs. thats totally true. i joined facebook when it was still limited to about 20 schools, and it was far better (omg facebook epeen)
      • sp4rty, on 04/28/2008, -3/+13First they let the High Schoolers in, then they added Apps.... Thats when facebook lost its advantage over myspace.
        • kaintehdragoon, on 04/28/2008, -1/+13Yeah but now Myspace has apps. So they're stealing from each other. It's only a matter of time before Facebook and Myspace combine to form... MyFace or FaceSpace.
        • TheWorm, on 04/28/2008, -2/+4High Schoolers are on separate networks. It shouldn't even bother you at all.
        • MScrip, on 04/29/2008, -0/+3Why do high schoolers bother you? If there's 100,000 people on Facebook, or a million people on Facebook... you should only be concerned with the people who you actually know. I've never gotten a friend request on Facebook from someone I don't know.
      • ThreeDee912, on 04/29/2008, -3/+3I'm a high-schooler, but I don't spam people to death with App requests (Super Wall! Zombies! Advanced Wall! Pirates! Ninjas! Girlfriend Trivia! Favorite Movie Quiz! Compare Me!) and other crap.

        I've been getting these stupid requests from EVERYONE, not just my high-school friends.

        http://image.bayimg.com/oajhdaabi.jpg
      • MScrip, on 04/29/2008, -1/+1> "They should have kept Facebook strictly available to college students. It has gone down a steep slope since then."

        What does that even mean? Back when it was only open to college students, you were connected to your friends from college, right?. Now that Facebook is open to the public, how does that affect you? You only have connections to your friends... so anyone else on Facebook shouldn't matter. Let's say you have 200 friends on Facebook. What does it matter if there are 20 million other people on Facebook? Since you only hear about your 200 friends... the other 20 million people don't exist to you.

        I do agree that Facebook was better before the apps came. But I just block them... so it's back to normal.
    • fxu1989, on 04/28/2008, -5/+26Ever since they opened it for high school students :
      • tech42er, on 04/28/2008, -1/+6That was bad, but I'd say all the apps were the real nail in the coffin.
    • crapmatic, on 04/28/2008, -4/+10No kidding... I deleted my profile there this week because I'm embarrassed to be on there now. I want a networking site that keeps the kiddies off.
      • Narcism, on 04/28/2008, -1/+11you mean you *deactivated* your profile..
        • badenglishihave, on 04/28/2008, -1/+2Aren't we smart... pretty much everybody on digg knows that. That doesn't mean every time we use the word "delete my account" in reference to FB we are going to write a paragraph about how it isn't actually deleted.
      • byrdgang, on 04/29/2008, -0/+3What difference does it make to you whether or not kids are allowed to use it as long as you don't interact with them? You don't just bump into strangers on Facebook (with the exception of looking at a friend's list and "do you know these people" list).
    • NYankee2003, on 04/28/2008, -1/+2...film at 11.
    • Syphon8, on 04/29/2008, -2/+3I think you forget just how bad MySpace is.
    • wrestlingnrj, on 04/29/2008, -0/+1It's all of those stupid applications.
  • JBravada, on 04/28/2008, -4/+50When we want to hang out with this one couple, we have to login to see if they're 'together' or if 'its complicated' before we ask them to go with us to a concert. At least we get the heads up...
  • markbrown, on 04/28/2008, -4/+13What's even more sad is that I know a girl who went through 3 different Facebook relationships. In one week.
    • chanop, on 04/28/2008, -3/+7she broke your heart when she left you for the other 2 guys, right?
    • WallnutBoy, on 04/28/2008, -2/+7"What's even more sad is that I know a girl"

      That's never sad, friend.
    • Ikulus, on 04/28/2008, -3/+9Oh yeah well that's nothing. I know a girl who went through FOUR different Facebook relationships. In five days!
      • daverave999, on 04/28/2008, -0/+5*gasp!*
        • cleverdiggname, on 04/28/2008, -0/+8Oh yeah, well this one girl i know went through 8 relationships in two days!
        • Skooma714, on 04/28/2008, -0/+7I knew an electron who combined with 6 nuclelii in 2 Planck times, she was slut.

          But those big bang days, those were the days. The epoch of love.
        • brianara3, on 04/28/2008, -0/+3Ah, behold... the true geeks of digg
      • Cloud7654, on 04/28/2008, -1/+2I once tried speed dating on the internet. We almost went out for a whole minute.
  • Truzseeker, on 04/28/2008, -7/+20First, don't have a myspace or facebook account. Second, if you haven't realized it already, some potential employers will conduct a background investigation that includes finding out whether you have anyone of these accounts or something similar to it. If you do, then the same potential employer can determine whether to hire you based on your social habits.
    • ImpulseControl, on 04/28/2008, -4/+56I'd prefer not to work for a company that uses social networking sites to preform background checks on me.
      • snotrokit, on 04/28/2008, -2/+7I second that.
      • rexreason, on 04/28/2008, -3/+33Then in that case, yes, I would like fries with that.
      • oseymour, on 04/28/2008, -2/+11A lot of companies are already doing this. And how are you going to know if they are dong it or not?
        • Narcism, on 04/28/2008, -0/+29Best typo ever.
        • lotsa1s, on 04/28/2008, -3/+4Even the corrected form is ***** awesome.

          "And how are you going to know if they are doing it or not?"

          Facebook relationship status.
      • Rapter09, on 04/28/2008, -0/+31I don't really think its that big of a deal. Most bosses and HR departments aren't that anal, and I think this whole MySpaceFacebook trackdown thing for employers has been a little blown out of proportion. Most of my friends are co-workers, and we have our bosses, and some even have the head of the company on their friends list on Facebook, and there's definitely been some rather... interesting status messages. People aren't going to fault you just for drinking. My coworkers and bosses drink together every week at our bar night. As long as you keep it moderated, don't get completely trashed off your ass and make a complete idiot of yourself in the process. If you do, it's not Facebook, or MySpace that's the problem; it's you.
        • Pstall, on 04/28/2008, -0/+10Getting completely trashed off your ass and making an idiot of yourself is half of the fun.
      • birch25, on 04/28/2008, -0/+3if you're looking for a career, they're more than likely going to check you out. i had a PR girl come into our class and tell us what we should be doing if we don't want our online life to screw up our chances of getting a job. she said it's good to have a myspace or facebook account because it shows you're "with it". as long as you don't have a ton of pics of you drunk doing embarassing/illegal things, you'll be fine. most employers also google you to see what comes up. as long as you'r not an ***** online, you should be fine.
    • Ryan2845, on 04/28/2008, -0/+23On facebook at least the privacy settings are pretty easy to use. You can control exactly who sees what on your account.
    • diggapleeeze, on 04/28/2008, -2/+18It's obvious you don't have an account with either. Because if you did, you'd know about the privacy settings. No employer can see anything more than your name if you set it up properly. And Facebook takes it even further by allowing you to setup up customized lists so even if you have some colleagues at work on your friends list you can block them from seeing just about anything on your profile you want to keep to just personal friends.

      For the guys who want to work multiple girls, just setup separate lists and block those lists from seeing other friends, relationship status, and so on.
    • blahtastic, on 04/28/2008, -0/+31Don't put stuff you're not proud of on your facebook? Untag stuff you dont like that others put up? Seriously, if you're not a dumbass its a non issue.
      • D0P3M4N, on 04/28/2008, -0/+1And if you are a dumbass, it's probably not the job for you.
    • arobar, on 04/28/2008, -1/+9This isn't a problem if you know anything at all about how to use Facebook. If your potential employer tries to add you as a friend, you might want to just say "no". So long as you've set everything to "private", you have nothing to worry about.
      • blahtastic, on 04/28/2008, -5/+3Facebook has let employers check peoples stuff by request instead of by friending. So the only precaution that works is my previously mentioned "don't be a dumbass" approach.
      • lotsa1s, on 04/28/2008, -0/+2What I don't understand is why the ***** anyone would put contact information in something like Myspace or Facebook.
    • Morality, on 04/28/2008, -2/+4Third, your being a dumbass "Truzseeker"
    • RustyJ, on 04/28/2008, -8/+2A good friend of mine was rejected from a college because they saw his myspace and replied that he socialized with "unsavory characters"... He gave up on going to college as he only wanted to go there, and now he is enlisted. Gave up on his education because of myspace.
      • birdman14, on 04/28/2008, -1/+6and then he became a janitor for home depot, then he got fired because they saw his facebook. He lives in a dumpster now.. poor guy
      • mwiz100, on 04/28/2008, -0/+1Case and point– Myspace. No privacy settings, and the users are stupid about what they post. Agree sucks for your friend, but with a site like MS you really DO have to be careful about what you do there given how open it is. E.g.: You can google someone's AIM and find their MySpace page.
      • luckyzzkl, on 04/28/2008, -0/+1Slippery slope fallacy ...
    • kirab, on 04/28/2008, -0/+5This is a good way to filter out companies you don't want to work for.
    • jorelli, on 04/28/2008, -0/+4...or you can recognize that trend and use Facebook and MySpace as additional ways of portraying yourself in a positive light. Some people actually use those sites to actively put things up with the intention of having employers see them. It goes both ways.
    • gh0st3000, on 04/28/2008, -2/+5Things not to post on your myspace/facebook:
      Photographic evidence of illegal acts (underage drinking, smoking pot)
      Photos of you or anyone else half naked
      Fraternizing with whores
      "Interests" including illegal activities, stupid activities, anonymous sex or disrespect for authority
    • leahpee, on 04/29/2008, -0/+8I work in radio and a station I went for a job interview for, the manager quoted the content on my Facebook, the music I was into, how I wasn't fit for the station, how my friends work for the opposition and how that doesn't work for him and I told him to stop looking at my Facebook. Needless to say a few weeks later, he slammed me over Facebook for being unemployed and good luck for my dim looking future. He's about to MC a national event which I'm managing this year. Oops. Did someone mess with the teleprompter?
    • Yeknom, on 04/29/2008, -0/+1My school looks at everybody's facebook to find out who is doing illegal activities and other ***** like that. Obviously they don't know how to get around privacy settings hehe...
  • Merendino, on 04/28/2008, -10/+4That is ***** stupid.
    • everabsurd, on 04/28/2008, -0/+1I agree. Why doesn't she just try not letting everyone of her friends (and i'm sure most of them are people she doesnt talk to) know about her relationship statuses? You always have the option to not fill out the relationship status box.
  • misterparry, on 04/28/2008, -14/+8wow, what a whore.
  • tokyomonster, on 04/28/2008, -13/+5Sarah is a whore
  • coondog35, on 04/28/2008, -0/+63rebounding... no, it's a freaking tennis match.
    • dafunkmonster, on 04/28/2008, -0/+2That reminds me of a porno I saw once...
  • TheDudeDiggs, on 04/28/2008, -9/+14poor sara
  • HP844182, on 04/28/2008, -3/+37I think I know that girl....
  • mikeyellenlee, on 04/28/2008, -8/+3wow! she gets around!!!
  • wopas69, on 04/28/2008, -8/+2hahaha
  • flat4scooby, on 04/28/2008, -12/+6I just love how facebook is the definitive source of whats going on in someones life, i had been seeing this girl for couple months but because facebook didn't say we were dating she got all pissy cause "everyone is bugging me about being single still"

    so just for fun i change her status to say shes lesbian and randomly drop that I'm dating her to watch the hilarity that follows
    • ikarimaru, on 04/28/2008, -1/+3You had been seeing this girl? Sara? Dayum, boy, those 2 hours must have been magical!
    • RSterkenburg, on 04/28/2008, -1/+3I was seeing a girl and ran into that same problem, she got really mad when I kept forgetting,
  • teessidedazza, on 04/28/2008, -13/+9So the consensus seems to be

    "Women who sleep around are whores, men who sleep around are cheeky chappies"

    Hypocritical I think!

    Still, I wish a Sara would give me a look in now and again!
    • ikarimaru, on 04/28/2008, -1/+11If I saw a dude doing the same thing, I'd think he had some emotional issues, just like this chick might have... unless it's a big joke...
    • JavertHolmes, on 04/28/2008, -2/+6A guy doing this wouldn't update his relationship status this often. My assumption is that he'd leave it as single the entire span while juggling three women on the side, none of which know that his facebook name is "Da Jizza" that only his male friends have access to.
    • Dbeneath, on 04/28/2008, -0/+14dude what the ***** is a cheeky chappy and why are you saying it
    • oblique63, on 04/28/2008, -0/+6'cheeky chappies'?...
    • teessidedazza, on 04/28/2008, -0/+3Well, thanks for all the negative diggs! I said cheeky chappy - because men will be seen as 'one of the lads', 'cheeky' etc but women don't get the same appellation - it's 'slag,''whore' etc I just think it's interesting how we treat the sexes differently - and it's not sexist - women will say the same thing about women too.
      • ikarimaru, on 04/28/2008, -2/+4I think you're using it in the wrong situation here. Emotional instability isn't entirely affected by gender. It just so happens that this girl has relationship problems. I guarantee you that if it was some guy doing it, we'd all be making fun of him. Stop trying to push an agenda here. It's a funny, although disturbing, situation. It's not gender commentary.
        • teessidedazza, on 04/28/2008, -2/+0I agree with the sentiment -I'm not pushing an 'agenda' of any kind. I'm making observations.
      • Pstall, on 04/28/2008, -2/+5We don't understand your british slang here on digg.
        • teessidedazza, on 04/28/2008, -2/+1Hmm - I'm not sure which words

          cheeky - bold, impudent , doing a dictionary check I got saucy!
          lad - a young man
          slag - same as slut

          hope that helps you out
  • rjc5056, on 04/28/2008, -4/+113See what happens when you allow middle schoolers to have Facebook accounts!
    • crapmatic, on 04/28/2008, -2/+9On the upside, it gives them something to do besides writing "Cody is a poo poo head" in WIkipedia articles.
    • nextexiter, on 04/28/2008, -6/+4See what happens when you let high schoolers post on Digg!
  • ikarimaru, on 04/28/2008, -1/+13Someone's working on her MRS Degree with all the wrong guys.... either that or she's just ***** insane...
  • iamtenninjas, on 04/28/2008, -3/+49I think she's getting confused by the fact that just because she's getting railed by some dude(s) doesn't mean she's in a relationship with them.
  • soulpatch, on 04/28/2008, -10/+2Sara is a whore.
  • Christbait, on 04/28/2008, -11/+2How about this for a status: "Sara is listed as a total slag"
  • shadowfoxmi, on 04/28/2008, -3/+12alternate url? collegehumor is blocked here.. :(
  • Jade10145, on 04/28/2008, -11/+6Sarah loves the *****...
  • cjshamrock, on 04/28/2008, -14/+2Facebook sucks, Orkut is cooler
    • Ramble, on 04/28/2008, -0/+2Only if you live in Brazil and like spam.
    • captainanndor, on 04/28/2008, -0/+1Sure, if you live in Brazil.
  • HelloNavi, on 04/28/2008, -8/+2Sarah is listed as a whore.
  • theleetgeek, on 04/28/2008, -11/+3*****
  • zspeed78, on 04/28/2008, -11/+34Jesus people, she doesnt have to be a whore.. shes a girl that keeps breaking up with the same guy most likely.. and yes, she dated guy #2 there for a sec, which just about everyone does (rebound for the win).. but overall, its just the typical freshman breakup after spending 3 years of highschool together. I did it, everyone I knew did it. And yes, they get dragged out far too long.
    • dpazar2, on 04/28/2008, -0/+1Yes, everyone wins, the rebound doesnt even have to take you out, you just feel like you need to do someone else for a while. Then just like that, you part ways no strings attached...alllriggghht
    • vexingmodstwo, on 04/28/2008, -2/+6Nope... she's a whore. :-0
    • shandula, on 04/29/2008, -0/+3LEAVE SARAH ALONE!!!!
  • jnorris441, on 04/28/2008, -2/+88You could save all that and just set her status to "Sarah is 14"
  • serif69, on 04/28/2008, -7/+21Good God people, it's as if you never went to high school. Were facebook around when I was in high school, my relationship status would have looked like that too.
    • tocsy, on 04/28/2008, -0/+36Really? Mine would've looked like this:














      ...God I'm lonely.
  • LilBoyLuver, on 04/28/2008, -3/+24Yeah but isn't it funny when two girls list themselves as engaged or married, but just as a joke?

    Come on, that's funny because they aren't actually engaged or married, but they say they are.....Right?
    • daverave999, on 04/28/2008, -0/+9I think they do it so they don't show up when men search for single women...
      • nyfael, on 04/28/2008, -1/+5I have a few friends who do it and that's definitely not why...

        Just like they say "I want to have ALL of her babies!" isn't so that the guys around them think they're taken
    • tocsy, on 04/28/2008, -0/+19Or when two guys do it, right? See, it's hilarious, cause it says we're gay, but we're just really good friends! It's so funny!
      ...
      I don't want to hide anymore.
    • lanium, on 04/29/2008, -0/+1I've had boyfriends who wanted our relationship status to be "married" and they got all pissy and accusing when I said I thought it was stupid so I had to compromise and say engaged.

      Still had an awkward conversation with my cousins explaining that no, I wasn't engaged, I was just dating a tool.
  • xmod3, on 04/28/2008, -41/+4She posted a video :http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU
    • Narcism, on 04/28/2008, -0/+16uiuiuiiuuiuuiiuiuU
    • thespottedelf, on 04/28/2008, -2/+5don't digg him down... i was just starting to enjoy rick's amazing songs.... o.O
    • caramba420, on 04/28/2008, -0/+11C'mon dude, we could all spot that one from a mile away. Try harder next time.
    • protogenxl, on 04/28/2008, -0/+5uuiU = immediate bury
    • celkin, on 04/28/2008, -0/+4EPIC FA--do I even have to say it?
    • MagicBobert, on 04/29/2008, -0/+4Thank you Firefox RickRoll Detector extension!
  • Tirpack83, on 04/28/2008, -4/+6It's like watching The Hills--status style.
  • JoeOfParma, on 04/28/2008, -3/+8Or it should have "Looking for: A Better Relationship"
  • tallulahvulture, on 04/28/2008, -8/+42Im listed as in a relationship, only my boyfriend wont accept my ***** friend request and approve that he is the one I am in a relationship with.
    ***** facebook, I never thought this kind of ***** would ***** with my head so bad and make me sad.
    • corneliusJones, on 04/28/2008, -1/+78sounds like you picked a winner.
      • tallulahvulture, on 04/28/2008, -14/+1he doesn't ***** use facebook, i do.
        • nyfael, on 04/28/2008, -0/+17well *****!
        • Intamin, on 04/29/2008, -0/+3What? If he doesn't use facebook how on earth are you sending him anything?
      • justice7, on 04/28/2008, -0/+15then whats the problem?
    • Akraz, on 04/28/2008, -3/+17roflroflrofl
    • Narcism, on 04/28/2008, -2/+42Well isn't life ***** difficult.
    • Morality, on 04/28/2008, -13/+6The only solution is a dose of MURDER/SUICIDE
      • tallulahvulture, on 04/28/2008, -2/+11did it work on your sister?
    • ikarimaru, on 04/28/2008, -0/+50This is a good hint: HE'S SEEING SOMEONE ELSE AND HE DOESN'T WANT HER TO KNOW... Obvious enough for you?
      • tallulahvulture, on 04/28/2008, -27/+3Impossible,
        1) I'm ***** beautiful.
        2) I suck great *****.
        3) I'm smart, i speak five languages.
        4) I always smell good.
        no one would ever cheat on me.
        • FecalHurler, on 04/28/2008, -2/+385) I'm extremely humble.
        • DrDragun, on 04/28/2008, -2/+28Your qualifications don't matter. Lobster might be his favorite food on Earth, but if he has lobster every day and nothing else, sooner or later he will crave some steak.
          • Jektal, on 04/28/2008, -0/+18Hell, even a Quarter Pounder can be pretty damn good if you haven't had one in awhile...
        • Zaneris, on 04/28/2008, -0/+35And now we all think you're a bitch, congratulations.
          • tallulahvulture, on 04/28/2008, -20/+3great so having self esteem makes you a bitch now. I don't feel the need to justify my relationship, I would obviously hope my boyfriend never cheats on me because he means the world to me, he's a moody ***** and I try my best all the time, every day to try and make him smile, because that smile makes me melt.
            So i'm a bitch because I try really hard to please my boyfriend whom I love more than anyone else in this world and I don't think he would cheat on me because together we have built a pretty good relationship (apart from the facebook thing, which is a silly issue and only bothers me because I use it and he doesn't.)? ok!
          • greenlight2001, on 04/28/2008, -1/+23SHUT THE ***** UP YOU ATTENTION SEEKING BITCH!

            First thing I thought when I read your first post, then confirmed it after reading your replies.
          • kcirtap6075, on 04/29/2008, -4/+1i bet you're ugly.. why else would you be on digg
        • Jektal, on 04/28/2008, -2/+15How about proof on #1 and #2?
          • Narcism, on 04/28/2008, -1/+16Let's be serious... #1 isn't all that important.
        • caramba420, on 04/28/2008, -1/+4You should totally get preemptive revenge just in case he does...
        • ashleegirl, on 04/28/2008, -1/+16Sorry, but you are pretty average looking. Also, you smoke, so you never smell good.
        • Impeller, on 04/29/2008, -1/+2Ashleegirl's comment leaves out #1 and # 4.... So... #3 is irrelevant and #2 is your only hope... tell us where you upload a vid or something...
        • MrTito, on 04/29/2008, -1/+51) You look pretty average to me, heavy on the make-up at that.

          2) A lot of girls give good blowjobs. Besides, no guy is gonna tell you that you give a bad blow job because he knows he ain't gonna be getting another one if he does. So do you have like some sort of certificate or medal to prove your skills? Or is that claim just based off a pat on the [back of the] head?

          3) Ooo, you speak five languages. That doesn't make you smart. It means you have a good memory and verbal skills. But it is funny that intelligence is third on your list, ranking below your other "oral skills." All-in-all, it seems you enjoy working with your mouth.

          4) You who else always smell good? Strippers.
        • Djchicken, on 04/29/2008, -0/+1I'm desperate, lonely and will take whatever I can get... I'm well qualified, right?
    • SpeedSteamBoat, on 04/28/2008, -1/+35THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!
    • Ramble, on 04/28/2008, -0/+19What a catch.
    • captainanndor, on 04/28/2008, -3/+10You really need to spend less time on a computer.
    • FecalHurler, on 04/28/2008, -1/+46If I were you, I'd see if he befriended Sara recently.
    • LaBella023, on 04/28/2008, -0/+2but its only facebook...is this ish really that serious that its breaking up relationships everywhere? facebook/myspace is the root of all evil.
    • mikinurbook, on 04/28/2008, -0/+12Sara?
    • powatom, on 04/28/2008, -8/+2Well hello there beautiful ;) ;) ;) ;)
    • bullhead2007, on 04/28/2008, -2/+19I know one of the most annoying things in my existence is having a girl want me to join some social site just so she can put me on display as her boyfriend, with an added bonus of filling every comment section with obsessive remarks.

      Seriously why do you even give a *****? Obviously the problem is you, not your boyfriend.
      • Hillyard, on 04/28/2008, -0/+7Man no *****, everytime I sign on facebook now I have some damn gift notification.
      • Drax0n, on 04/28/2008, -1/+2The diffeerance is her Bf has an account already but he wont let her ad him, probably because than she could msg his real gf, or see photos tagged of him from house parties where he is whoreing it up.
    • heiggins, on 04/28/2008, -0/+24Maybe he doesn't know he's your boyfriend.
    • dafunkmonster, on 04/28/2008, -1/+2Maybe you should petition for the "...is a freaking nutcase" status...
    • AppleCider25, on 04/29/2008, -1/+4Lies. No women on the internet.
    • Chicken, on 04/29/2008, -0/+2I think she is being sarcastic.
    • jakemdoz, on 04/29/2008, -0/+1maybe you're scaring him with constant friend requests. or maybe he just hasn't noticed that you friended him (i know i don't look at my requests that often). lastly, have you even asked him about it? consider those possibilities first. if something still seems weird, then just get out of this. he's a cheating bastard.
  • nathangl, on 04/28/2008, -21/+5for the nerds in the audience, it is normal to have more than one girlfriend/boyfriend in the span of a few months. days even. maybe if you got out more you'd realize this?
    • Ramble, on 04/28/2008, -1/+20It's not that normal if you're over 15. Grow up more?
    • LaBella023, on 04/28/2008, -0/+8dear nerds. pat yourselves on the back....cause this guy will probably get the clap before you do.
    • tomis, on 04/29/2008, -0/+1If you're switching it up every few months, they weren't relationships, you were just ***** buddies for a few weeks until one of you found someone better. And if it's every few days, well... you should go get checked, stat.
    • lanium, on 04/29/2008, -0/+1It might be normal to be seeing several people over that time span, but having a "girlfriend/boyfriend" that many times is kinda weird...unless you make a point to declare yourself as in a relationship after one date
  • slapshot24, on 04/28/2008, -0/+4In light of the private photos hack, that seems like an "effing disaster" waiting to happen.
  • lohphat, on 04/28/2008, -3/+31Dear Sara,

    If it ever works out....work it right back in!
    • za1batsu, on 04/29/2008, -0/+1This is my favorite comment ever. I can't believe I've never heard this one before...
  • colin8651, on 04/28/2008, -0/+1Sara may have some attachment issues. I have a feeling Sara is going to ruin allot of guys in her life.
    She should start a support group for her Ex Boyfriends, Sara could have a financially successful life ahead of her.
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