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- Jrepass, on 04/28/2008, -8/+750How about a "Shes a hoe" status.
- ZXDrew, on 04/28/2008, -6/+612It should say: Sara is listed as "Open for Business", "Now Accepting New Clients", "Busy", and "Receiving Treatment for Gona-Herpa-Syphilades"
- Innagadadavida, on 04/28/2008, -7/+455Reminds me of my mini-feed, only mine has no relationship status at all and has been that way since I created my account...
I'm going to go cry, then jerk off. - wild, on 04/28/2008, -5/+358So you're telling me Sara is single?
*sends friend request* - flipnotic, on 04/28/2008, -13/+320Sara is listed as: Slut.
- wild, on 04/28/2008, -12/+292Maybe you should look at your love life, not blame Facebook...
- NCSUspoon, on 04/28/2008, -4/+233"Sarah is married to Kimberly"
Ugh, shut up. you guys are just friends that might have had a drunken kiss. - Rotzooi, on 04/28/2008, -12/+233Facebook is approaching MySpace territory.
- inactive, on 04/28/2008, -50/+243Hilarious. On a more serious note, Facebok should get rid of relationship status all together. It's become a complete joke.
- inactive, on 04/28/2008, -3/+154how are u gonna know if the girl ur stalking is single or not?
- inactive, on 04/28/2008, -0/+141You can definitely tell that she used Guy 2 to make Guy 1 jealous to get back with him.
Sara is listed as needing some counseling. - checkacheck, on 04/28/2008, -0/+121Won't someone buy that girl a rabbit?
- rjc5056, on 04/28/2008, -4/+113See what happens when you allow middle schoolers to have Facebook accounts!
- WriterSD, on 04/28/2008, -4/+109Haha! Ya, that definitely goes beyond "it's complicated." Putting a relationship status on Facebook is the first step toward complete disaster.
- Monkeydew06, on 04/28/2008, -9/+112Sara's a whore and now all of her friends know it.
- feshmania, on 04/28/2008, -9/+95OGC
- jnorris441, on 04/28/2008, -2/+88You could save all that and just set her status to "Sarah is 14"
- sgtbutterscotch, on 04/28/2008, -0/+79Your Left Hand constantly keeps up with your relationship status so he'll know when to make a move.
- eric0213, on 04/28/2008, -0/+78But with digital TV now, flipping channels takes forever.
- corneliusJones, on 04/28/2008, -1/+79sounds like you picked a winner.
- davewashere, on 04/28/2008, -9/+85What are you talking about? I've been in a happy relationship with My Right Hand for over 2 years now.
- SwedishNinja, on 04/28/2008, -5/+80Dugg for truth.
This is why homosexuals will never be able to get married. Facebook is destroying the definition of marriage! - ZXDrew, on 04/28/2008, -3/+70I bet her "outbreaks" happen the same time the break ups occur...its like clockwork
- diothar, on 04/28/2008, -4/+68If you're going to stalk someone, does it matter if they're single or not?
- Narcism, on 04/28/2008, -0/+64Woooosh
- adidos, on 04/28/2008, -3/+67The day that FB allows backgrounds to be changed and music to autoplay is the day Facebook dies.
- coondog35, on 04/28/2008, -0/+63rebounding... no, it's a freaking tennis match.
- jxfallout, on 04/28/2008, -1/+63If you're stalking someone, you must be doing a ***** job if you're not sure if he/she is single.
- jerrolds, on 04/28/2008, -2/+57:(GC
- justice7, on 04/28/2008, -7/+62facebook is the bane of all guys who want to go out with multiple women who don't know about each other. Best just not to have an account.
- irgeorge, on 04/28/2008, -0/+52Without Facebook you'd have had plausible deniability...
- ImpulseControl, on 04/28/2008, -4/+56I'd prefer not to work for a company that uses social networking sites to preform background checks on me.
- shadowfoxmi, on 04/28/2008, -3/+55definitely.. If she's in a relationship with a hunk, I might consider dropping the plan
- WriterSD, on 04/28/2008, -0/+52I hate that about digital TV.
- inactive, on 04/28/2008, -0/+51This is a good hint: HE'S SEEING SOMEONE ELSE AND HE DOESN'T WANT HER TO KNOW... Obvious enough for you?
- Spartycus, on 04/28/2008, -2/+50Yeah, I've just about to hook up with this girl but checked my mobile facebook just in time to see that shes in a relationship with one of my friends. Whew, close one, thanks facebook!
... - aaabatteries, on 04/28/2008, -2/+50don't hang out with them.
- iamtenninjas, on 04/28/2008, -3/+50I think she's getting confused by the fact that just because she's getting railed by some dude(s) doesn't mean she's in a relationship with them.
- MrSlumberjack, on 04/28/2008, -5/+52I think the myspacers are just infesting facebook. They should have kept Facebook strictly available to college students. It has gone down a steep slope since then.
- JBravada, on 04/28/2008, -4/+50When we want to hang out with this one couple, we have to login to see if they're 'together' or if 'its complicated' before we ask them to go with us to a concert. At least we get the heads up...
- FecalHurler, on 04/28/2008, -1/+47If I were you, I'd see if he befriended Sara recently.
- Baylow, on 04/28/2008, -2/+47Ya! A Rabbit will solve her problems. They're cute and fluffy. Everyone loves a rabbit.
- Baylow, on 04/28/2008, -4/+48Why would a rabbit be vibrating? is it cold? i don't understand.. please explain good sir.
- sfacets, on 04/28/2008, -7/+50Yeah there should be a condition where if a person changes relationship status more than a certain amount of times within a timeframe, he/she gets a big hoe/sl*t/bitch label slapped on their profile
- yaddayaddayoda, on 04/28/2008, -3/+44Sara is a slut.
- OrbitalFX, on 04/28/2008, -2/+43Sara is a polygamist.
- Narcism, on 04/28/2008, -2/+43Well isn't life ***** difficult.
- seeyounorth, on 04/28/2008, -0/+40Get going! You only have about a two day window.
- Eccohawk, on 04/28/2008, -1/+41You're not a true stalker then. The true stalker knows she was only meant for you alone.
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