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  • Crazysticks, on 08/03/2008, -4/+280I think this thing is probably smarter than the Guido d-bags from Jersey.
    • manic1989, on 08/03/2008, -1/+36And better looking...
    • Zandarrr, on 08/03/2008, -0/+84But still very orange.
      • elcoqui121, on 08/04/2008, -0/+8Hey don't forget the oompa loompa's from Long Island and Staten Island
      • feshmania, on 08/04/2008, -1/+4i think most of those D-bags are just Long Island and Staten Island people relocated...I'm from Jersey and if I ever go tanning, I give anyone who sees me right to stab me and the throat. No lie, it's in my will.
      • cactusjack901, on 08/04/2008, -1/+0I'm in the same situation as you feshmania
    • bravo1995, on 08/04/2008, -0/+30It was smart enough to spit poison goo on Newman.
    • dafunkmonster, on 08/04/2008, -0/+2Ay, who you think you talkn bout? C'mon, what! Whaaaat!
    • GardenDoor, on 08/04/2008, -3/+3Country or state?
      • btraxx, on 08/04/2008, -0/+2Whoever dugg you down must not have seen "Douchebag Beach"
    • hotpuck6, on 08/04/2008, -0/+5I don't understand why NJ is now synonymous with these guido assholes, they populated Long Island and Staten Island long before they stormed our shores.
    • MutatedNantuko, on 08/04/2008, -0/+6Not now chief, I'm in the *****' zone.
    • NikoKun, on 08/04/2008, -0/+5http://funnie.biz/1082.gif

      Dilophosaurus FTW!
  • fatb0y42, on 08/03/2008, -6/+276Wasn't that the one that killed the fat man in Jurassic Park?
    • ltkerr0r, on 08/03/2008, -2/+151Newman!
    • meghani, on 08/03/2008, -3/+72Hello, newman!
    • AndrewDB, on 08/03/2008, -6/+49The fat man? You mean Newman?

      Serves the cheeto munching bastard right.
      • Culero, on 08/04/2008, -0/+30Whoa....lets leave the cheetos out of this
      • Jones82, on 08/04/2008, -1/+6I know the chunky who left these Chunkys
      • chicken101, on 08/07/2008, -0/+1Wayne Knight, not Newman! I'm a huge seinfeld fan, but come on!
    • BrownManUPS, on 08/03/2008, -2/+28Hold on to your butt.
      • MrBobyMan, on 08/04/2008, -5/+5"butts"

        /goes back to mom's basement
      • Avaseal, on 08/04/2008, -3/+6"There's Velociraptors on the Motha-***** plane!!"
    • LucasVB, on 08/03/2008, -7/+45Ha-ha-ha! You didn't say the magic word!
      • bagboyrebel, on 08/04/2008, -1/+8It should probably be "Ah-ah-ah!"
    • burnin8r28, on 08/04/2008, -9/+4it's cuz he wasn't jacked and tan enough.
    • Jig813, on 08/04/2008, -1/+2that was probably the only gruesome death that made me laugh hysterically...oh newman
    • kgreen69er, on 08/04/2008, -0/+11Stick..stick...stick stupid. Oh no wonder you're extinct.
    • Falsey, on 08/04/2008, -2/+6I seriously had a dream about this last night. I was in the movie somehow, watching from a hilltop, hidden from view, while a bunch of those Dilophosaurus' were running around chasing tiny little piglets and eating them; some of them after pulling off their heads. It was really horrific.

      And some of the more sophisticated ones that wore glasses had made conveyor belts for no particular reason and were riding them for the 5 metres that they lasted and then running around and getting back on again.

      It was more a nightmare than anything.
  • ghee, on 08/03/2008, -4/+241Uh-uh-uh! You didn't say the magic word!
    • notwkf, on 08/04/2008, -3/+13I'm actually watching Jurassic Park right now; that's crazy.
    • bravo1995, on 08/04/2008, -3/+8PLEASE!
    • grizzlybrice, on 08/04/2008, -0/+14Hold on to your butts.
    • MrBobyMan, on 08/04/2008, -1/+6THE DOOR LOCKS!!!!
      • marksands07, on 08/04/2008, -5/+0Seriously now..change your name AND display picture you douche bag.
    • Blitz9200, on 08/04/2008, -2/+4GUNS!!!!!
    • Vuredel, on 08/04/2008, -2/+7God DAMN it, I hate this hacker crap!
    • Aieces, on 08/04/2008, -2/+3I used to have this reoccuring nightmare with Newman wagging his fat little finger at me telling me I didnt know the magic word. I tried everything and he just wouldnt listen to me. I hate that scence.
      • adrenalmedulla9, on 08/04/2008, -0/+1...but do you hate that *scene*? :(


        I do this for your own good, you know.
    • DiggUmFrog, on 08/04/2008, -4/+2Hold on to your butts.
    • Exekutor, on 08/04/2008, -2/+3It's UNIX. I know this system!
  • abajaj2280, on 08/03/2008, -15/+5Yegerbombs!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JMOh-cul6M
  • Walcherina, on 08/03/2008, -4/+76It's even got the orange guido tan going.
  • ltkerr0r, on 08/03/2008, -23/+4He got the same orange tan going too.
    • UndeadZmobie, on 08/04/2008, -0/+7Sorry, you missed your opportunity by less than a minute.

      Dugg down into oblivion you go.
    • Brad324, on 08/04/2008, -0/+42nd place is the first loser
  • damian7, on 08/03/2008, -3/+130" No wonder you're extinct "
    • drcreek, on 08/03/2008, -1/+22I just scanned the comments looking for this one.
  • meghani, on 08/03/2008, -7/+14Kind of cute, maybe suitable as a pet?
    • dasamps, on 08/04/2008, -1/+10No.
    • MrBobyMan, on 08/04/2008, -0/+3You blind yet?
    • penguinofhonor, on 08/04/2008, -0/+1They didn't really have the neck frill or the poison, but they were bigger and could probably still kill you, so no.
    • overridemymind, on 08/04/2008, -0/+2"If you look to the right, you will see a herd of the first dinosaurs on our tour...called Dilophosaurus. One of the earliest carnivores, we now know Dilophosaurus is actually poisonous. Spitting its venom at its prey, causing blindness and eventually paralysis, allowing the carnivore to eat at its leisure. This makes Dilophosaurus a beautiful, but deadly addition to Jurassic Park."

  • l4dyluck, on 08/03/2008, -6/+80No livestrong wristband though.
  • Sendai129, on 08/03/2008, -3/+60Only one collar? What a poser-douchebag.
  • cli006, on 08/03/2008, -3/+106He's sporting a new haircut too. You know what that means? He's getting some pussy tonight
  • laelyboy, on 08/03/2008, -9/+17"Ah, no wonder your exstinct. I'm gonna run you over when I come back down!"
  • pldgnoauthority, on 08/03/2008, -16/+4this was on reddit a few days ago, bury!
  • alexjs77, on 08/03/2008, -9/+2http://jurassicparkwtf.ytmnd.com/
  • stratola, on 08/03/2008, -4/+42He still ain't 4-collar poppin cool....
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    • damian7, on 08/03/2008, -11/+14CHAN?

      THIS IS NOT 4CHAN!

      THIS...IS...DIGGCHAN!!
    • Bilabrin, on 08/04/2008, -0/+1This is a FAKE!

      C'mon people! The damn thing looks like they made it out of plastic!
  • dunezone, on 08/03/2008, -6/+93Digg aka "We post what was on Reddit yesterday"
    Reddit aka "We post what was on Digg yesterday"

    And the cosmic ballet goes on.
    • dhughes, on 08/03/2008, -2/+13 What about Fark?

      Actually it probably all originates from Stumbleupon.
    • innocentsinner, on 08/04/2008, -1/+21Digg aka "We post what was on 4chan two years ago"
      Fark aka "We post what was on 4chan three years ago"
      • mrfunktastic, on 08/04/2008, -5/+1Yeah... but 4chan is a giant teenage Zit being rubbed by multiple never-gonna-get-laid basement dwellers, while Digg and Reddit still have a little caché of grownup class.
      • zephyr42, on 08/04/2008, -4/+4Reddit has more grownups than Digg does ever since 4chan went down
    • rpieszak, on 08/04/2008, -0/+0I think you've just gotten yourself into an infinite loop.

      Time to reboot.
    • paradigm1220, on 08/04/2008, -0/+1The important thing to remember is, which one is/was in talks with Microsoft/Google?
    • d0onut, on 08/04/2008, -0/+1(Reddit aka "We post what was on Digg yesterday")
      Lol? This is a Reddit meme. I lol'd when I saw this submission.
  • killerstache, on 08/03/2008, -6/+23RUN NEWMAN!
  • xpike, on 08/03/2008, -1/+60Too bad the real Dilophosaurus didn't have the frill.
    • OMGRussellCrowe, on 08/03/2008, -0/+49or spit acid
    • 1807, on 08/04/2008, -3/+22Or get cloned on Isla Nublar by a rich scientist for financial gain.
      • mnky9800n, on 08/04/2008, -2/+2But Hammond wasn't a scientist, he was a venture capitalist. There is a difference.
      • eeinw, on 08/04/2008, -1/+14YOU MEAN JURASSIC PARK WASNT REAL>?!?
    • Vaeduus, on 08/04/2008, -0/+9or boots with the fur
  • doublewonderful, on 08/03/2008, -9/+7Quick someone post the 2 pics that came before this on Reddit and make the front page!
  • tykwondingo, on 08/03/2008, -12/+7http://nedry.ytmnd.com/
    • cynicalbrit94, on 08/03/2008, -0/+7Yeah that'll catch on.
    • Arkz, on 08/04/2008, -2/+1lol love it, nice find. Dunno why your being dugg down.. usual digg retards i guess, our poor site is more and more plagued by real douchebags every day
    • alexjs77, on 08/04/2008, -1/+0no, this is ***** hilarious.
    • tykwondingo, on 08/04/2008, -0/+1I think it's relevant.

      some clowns see ytmnd and immediately go red thumb... lame.

  • seanmx, on 08/03/2008, -10/+9anyone up for some beer pong? Let me just go hop in either my lifted chevy or my brand new Cadillac on 24s. Anyone have a visor I can borrow?
    • cli006, on 08/03/2008, -11/+2So only dbags like beer pong and/or nice trucks? Someone didn't get out much during college..
      • seanmx, on 08/04/2008, -5/+2its called a generalization. Someone didnt learn much in college.
      • cli006, on 08/04/2008, -3/+5*Still in college

        It was a ***** generalization, every single college student I have met to date loves beer pong. What the hell did all the "cool" social kids do at your college for house parties? Play Uno?
      • TomPlansMedia, on 08/04/2008, -4/+3surprise, you're a douchebag
      • bagboyrebel, on 08/04/2008, -2/+1@cli006
        If you really think that they only way to have fun is by being drunk, then there are bigger issues than being a douchebag.
      • cli006, on 08/04/2008, -1/+1@bagboyrebel

        Define a party for me. I don't think you can.

        It's not the only way to have a good time, but it sure as hell beats watching a movie. I have had some of the best times of my life getting drunk with good friends, what else could you possibly do in college on a Friday night that's better?

        Why do men take the time to buy booze and arrange a "social gathering?" It surely can't be because of girls.
      • bagboyrebel, on 08/05/2008, -0/+1well good for you, but not everyone is the same way, and I still think that if the only way you can think to have fun with your friends is by intentionally making yourselves act like retards then there is definitely a problem.
  • jakeshdaddy, on 08/03/2008, -9/+2I'm pretty sure the Big Bang was the original popped collar douche bag!
    • Gigglecream, on 08/03/2008, -0/+11The universe is such an attention whore.
  • cparsons, on 08/03/2008, -1/+29the first toy I remember as a kid was a plastic one of these my parents gave to me... i used to play with in the tub all the time.
  • s4g4n, on 08/03/2008, -18/+6***** you, two of my friends died trying to pop their collars.
    • jakeshdaddy, on 08/03/2008, -4/+2I knew those guys, they died while popping their collars on the beaches of Normandy under Nazi sniper fire!
    • Lucainboy, on 08/04/2008, -0/+7Serves them right.

      Now go make some friends worth having.
  • coheedcollapse, on 08/03/2008, -0/+33I was so deadly afraid of those things in the SNES Jurassic Park.
    • MaskedSlacker, on 08/04/2008, -0/+3Hardest video game ever.
    • itsripitsrip, on 08/04/2008, -1/+8it's "deathly", not "deadly".
      • jer2eydevil88, on 08/04/2008, -0/+1I used to hate the grammar Nazi's trolling Digg and posting corrections but since the decline of quality posts on here I welcome your return.
      • coheedcollapse, on 08/04/2008, -2/+5If you'd look in my past posts you'd probably notice that I don't really need a grammar Nazi. Although I screwed up, it was a result of a stupid oversight rather than a sub-par grasp of the English language. In this case it was sort of frivolous.
      • spaceddaisy, on 08/04/2008, -0/+2Deadly is just fine

        http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/deadly
    • macbookhair, on 08/04/2008, -0/+2remember the one for playstation 1? I remember playing as a little dinosaur trying not to get stepped on.. that game was kick ass
    • deathsquadx, on 08/04/2008, -0/+2I really enjoyed playing Dr. Grant with a ONLY A ***** tranquilizer gun on my Genesis!
    • MrFisty, on 08/04/2008, -0/+1Did anyone ever work out how to get out of the 3D maze part with all the raptor eggs? That part ***** me far worse than the dilophosaurs.
    • bagboyrebel, on 08/04/2008, -0/+1The Genesis game was cooler. Nothing was more kick ass than playing as a velociraptor.
  • quacker912, on 08/03/2008, -6/+11Seriously, enough with these ***** "the original popped collar douchebag" images...
  • steger, on 08/03/2008, -0/+15Anyone want a soda or something?
  • hartley, on 08/03/2008, -1/+34This morning I was told that James Buchanan was the first popped collar douchebag.
    Now its the Dilophosaurus.
    Tomorrow, the original single celled popped collar douchebag.
    Tuesday: God, the original popped collar douchebag.
    • redfred18t, on 08/04/2008, -0/+11Wednesday: The world will end.
      • jhart3, on 08/04/2008, -0/+2but will the world pop its collar is the question.
  • frenchkick, on 08/03/2008, -6/+19buried for being ***** lame
  • ZephyrNinety, on 08/03/2008, -7/+2Ah, reddit
    • Sunnygurm, on 08/04/2008, -0/+1Oh really? Cheers for letting us know, we all look up to you for having seen this before us.

      Not all of us have read the entire internet. So do us a favour: whenever you see something here that you've seen before, let us know!
  • tsaylor, on 08/03/2008, -0/+28The ad I saw on this article is perfect: http://ll.atdmt.com/b/DEDENLLBNHFS/300x250_polo.jp ...
  • cnot3, on 08/03/2008, -0/+13There's no fossil record to support them having those frills, though with all the dino-pussy walking around they may have had a practical application.
    • LilJimmyNordin, on 08/04/2008, -0/+8I'm surprised nobody else mentioned this. In fact, I seem to recall reading that the frills (and venom spitting) were added by Michael Crichton to add detail to the dilophosaurs in Jurassic Park. Despite this, the Crichton Dilo seems to have taken foothold in the layman's mind as the real deal. Shameful that well-crafted fiction can be so easily swallowed as fact by those with little interest in actual science or natural history.

      Those with Bible jokes at the ready may fire at will. :)
    • bagboyrebel, on 08/04/2008, -1/+1It probably doesn't help that, while they are science fiction books, Crichton did put a lot of research in his book and there was a lot of fact and scientific theory present in the stories.
  • arcooke, on 08/03/2008, -1/+31I'm getting really sick of this jeessy guy spamming his website all over Digg (apparently reddit too).

    As if his countless comments weren't enough.
    http://digg.com/users/jeessy/history/comments
    • MAGZine, on 08/04/2008, -1/+9Seriously.

      I have a firefox plugin that gets rid of all that you do, which is post mirrors. Go away jeessy.
    • gordonrp, on 08/04/2008, -1/+11It is because he is pumping and dumping the site, he has it listed for sale on sitepoint: http://marketplace.sitepoint.com/auctions/42237

      He notes on there that traffic is "All traffic is natural, no promotion."

      If you have a sitepoint account please get on there and comment on his listing.

      (screenshots of his scam: http://www.putpic.com/gallery/1933/8215815 )
      • arcooke, on 08/04/2008, -1/+4I have an account there too. Just added another comment below yours. I'm also going to report it to the administrators on sitepoint. I don't want the poor sap who bid $1000 to get screwed.

        I sure as hell hope jeessy spent an arm and a leg on hosting to put up with digg's traffic.
      • gordonrp, on 08/04/2008, -1/+3thanks. no doubt your comment on sitepoint will be gone by morning. mine keeps disappearing ;-0
      • arcooke, on 08/04/2008, -1/+4Report submitted to the auction moderators.

        I even explained the whole process how digg works, how the sites go down from heavy traffic, and how members here always expect someone to post an alternate link to the content. I went on to say how he used this concept as a catalyst to his scam. My main point is that he is false-advertising that the website is receiving "all natural" traffic and that once someone buys the site, traffic will be almost non-existent. I also linked them to your screenshots (and credited you) as well as jeessy's comment history here.

        "Thanks, your report will be followed up by a moderator as soon as possible." - Sitepoint


        What a piece of ***** jeessy. These people who are bidding on your website are spending their hard-earned money and you're stealing from them. Get a real job, dirtbag.

        Thanks for the heads up gordon, I've wanted to see this prick go down in flames ever since he started spamming Digg.
      • arcooke, on 08/04/2008, -0/+3Oh, what the hell. Reported to digg too.
      • kevman459, on 08/04/2008, -0/+3Page Not Found

        This Auction has been deleted

        hahahaha
      • gordonrp, on 08/04/2008, -0/+2nice guys, one less person scammed on sitepoint.
  • ahoyhoy1, on 08/03/2008, -4/+17I see that Digg has become a Reddit mirror. If Reddit ever goes down I'd be sure to check Digg a few days later to see the same contents.
    • S7aind, on 08/04/2008, -0/+2exactly, the rest of the "joke" wasn't even on Digg
    • MidnightRIder77, on 08/04/2008, -0/+1But if reddit is down, where will we get our articles, pics and videos from?
    • justinbonnet, on 08/04/2008, -0/+2i go to both and see them back and forth. i really could care less.
  • wukillabee, on 08/03/2008, -7/+2dinosaurs are a myth
  • twishart, on 08/04/2008, -3/+3extinction: ***** was SO CASH
  • fearziz, on 08/04/2008, -4/+0is that real?
  • JPOGDNA, on 08/04/2008, -2/+9This is so ***** stupid.
  • RedStormRising, on 08/04/2008, -5/+3Now, in nature, I'm pretty sure everything has a purpose on creatures:

    Dilophosaurus for creating the illusion of a large size to predators.
    Douchebagosaurus for preventing actual tanning affecting their spray-ons.
  • MAGZine, on 08/04/2008, -1/+4I saw a link to this in the picture of the old timey dude - so I'm pretty sure that this is a repost.
    Fail.
    • MAGZine, on 08/04/2008, -0/+3Edit:
      I mean Append:

      it was this story by the same guy... he's just mooching popularity from one story to another.
  • malsky, on 08/04/2008, -3/+2wow it dates all the way back from prehistoric times
  • badjoke, on 08/04/2008, -2/+16Oh cute! Digg's trying to be included in reddit's fads.
  • kaplanfx, on 08/04/2008, -6/+1This new meme is FAIL.
  • Kaim89, on 08/04/2008, -4/+0Play fetch
  • victimofkratina, on 08/04/2008, -3/+5this has got to stop...
  • afterwego, on 08/04/2008, -0/+3The joke is old.
  • mlvassallo, on 08/04/2008, -1/+12Jurassic Park Quote fest!

    Hold on to your butts!
  • lukemorris, on 08/04/2008, -2/+5Not the original douche bag, but the worst.
    http://joelstad.net/index.php?option=com_content&t ...
  • FuckXboxx, on 08/04/2008, -0/+7That dinosaur kind of looks like a vagina...

    With teeth...
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