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Convict jammed penis in zipper in escape bid

metro.co.uk — A prisoner escaped from jail after jamming his penis in his fly so he could be taken to hospital where he could flee.

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  • apostate38, on 05/13/2009, -0/+47im not sure it would be worth it.
  • temujin2012, on 05/13/2009, -1/+41We got a bleeder!
  • apzdsx, on 05/14/2009, -0/+35"Unfortunately he switched straight back into his criminal ways by assaulting a woman, taking her car and then being pursued in a high-speed chase by police."

    That only works in GTA.
  • bixby1, on 05/13/2009, -0/+32I did this once to get un-grounded. Prom was awesome
  • Lucas123, on 05/13/2009, -2/+32There's just something about Mary here.
  • enevitable, on 05/13/2009, -1/+29Franks and beans!
  • rabidrabit, on 05/14/2009, -0/+22That's just plain nuts!!
  • noahgelman, on 05/14/2009, -0/+21He got his dick stuck in his zipper!

    Im not very good with puns...
    :(
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  • inactive, on 05/13/2009, -0/+13zipperhead
  • Terwa, on 05/14/2009, -1/+13He wasn't dickin' around!
  • Fogell, on 05/14/2009, -0/+12What is that character?
  • wondertwins, on 05/14/2009, -1/+13Desperate times calls for desperate measures
  • brownsound00, on 05/14/2009, -0/+12Zipper jam vs. Being Big Bob's bitch in the showers

    Your call.
  • inactive, on 05/14/2009, -0/+11That's the most painful feeling in the whole world!
  • tomg025, on 05/14/2009, -0/+10we got a bleeder!
  • Recluse84, on 05/14/2009, -0/+10That prison must make Abu Ghraib look like Chuck E. Cheese.
  • WarriorBlake, on 05/14/2009, -0/+10I know Pedobear, the Admiral Ackbar, and Face-Palm Picard. Who is this now that comes from 4chan to invade Digg?
  • screensnot, on 05/14/2009, -0/+9I think the guy just took advantage of an opportunity. He didn't intentionally zip his dick. He accidentally did it, then used the opportunity for his escape.

    It is impossible for a man to intentionally zip his dick. Don't believe me? Try it.

    I will give $20 cash to anyone that can zip his dick on purpose.
  • OnAsideNote, on 05/14/2009, -0/+7How did you get the beans above the franks ?
  • MrGlass952, on 05/14/2009, -0/+7Would you ask Tom Petty that question?
  • freebird09, on 05/14/2009, -0/+6definitely not worth it...even for permanent freedom. ;)
  • eleete, on 05/14/2009, -0/+6FRANKS AND BEANS !!!!
  • Vipersfate, on 05/14/2009, -0/+6Freedom isn't free for his penis.
  • inactive, on 05/14/2009, -1/+7Is it the frank or the beans?
  • bnorman, on 05/14/2009, -0/+5That takes balls.
  • pirategonzo, on 05/14/2009, -0/+5They should just let him be... he has suffered enough.
  • WantToPlay, on 05/14/2009, -0/+5How did he get the beans before the franks?
  • xam217, on 05/14/2009, -1/+6When you realize he was getting a human booster shot from a guy named bubba every day it's a lot easier to understand.
  • forbjok, on 05/14/2009, -0/+4There are things better left unknown...

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  • jmdwinter, on 05/14/2009, -0/+3The system had been too hard-on him.
  • yeahhyeahyeah, on 05/14/2009, -0/+4dinosaur wearing monocle. or, monocle-wearing dinosaur.
  • ZIRCHxWORLD, on 05/14/2009, -0/+3desperate much?
  • shoppingkart, on 05/14/2009, -1/+5What a dick.
  • brownsound00, on 05/14/2009, -0/+4wut
  • groo68, on 05/14/2009, -1/+5I wouldn't have thought they would have zippers in prison, sharpen one side enough and its like a chain saw.
  • Amlethus, on 05/14/2009, -0/+4Take it from him, guys, prison REALLY sucks.
  • Nateon, on 05/14/2009, -0/+3When he's captured and put back in prison he's going to have to ask himself if it was really worth it.
  • rtenenbaum, on 05/14/2009, -0/+2That's commitment right there.
  • compgeek, on 05/14/2009, -1/+4I can imagine wanting to get out of prison but man the sheer pain from doing that I don't know if it would be worth. I cringe just thinking about the pain of getting caught in my zipper I can't imagine being so desperate as to deliberately do it.
  • venomoushealer, on 05/14/2009, -0/+3I think you're being buried for: terrible spelling, awful grammar, and unintelligible thoughts. But there might be more. That's why I am burying you, anyway.
  • Amadeus2490, on 05/14/2009, -0/+3Dinocle-wearing Monosaur.
  • TheClassic, on 05/14/2009, -0/+3My wife used to work in surgery and she saw stuff like this all the time. Usually they shoved foreign objects up their penis so that they would have to go to the hospital.
  • eleete, on 05/14/2009, -0/+3Whatta ***** !! RimShot http://instantrimshot.com/
  • tricksternole, on 05/14/2009, -0/+3Life in prison or Life without a functioning penis? Predicament.
  • bci84, on 05/14/2009, -0/+2Thats pretty ballsy
  • SwiftKick34, on 05/14/2009, -0/+2That takes commitment.
  • ASSASSYN360, on 05/14/2009, -0/+2How did he get the zipper all the way up?
  • inactive, on 05/14/2009, -0/+2If you see a fugitive missing his penis, call the police.
  • ukiya, on 05/14/2009, -0/+2AHHHHHHH!!!
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