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- pika, on 09/09/2008, -1/+142Getting hit with a sausage... That has to be the wurst way of being woken up...
- TheClassic, on 09/08/2008, -3/+125I wish I had a nickel for every time this has happened to me.
- RuffRidr, on 09/08/2008, -1/+96LOLwut? This is one of the weirdest stories I've read in awhile. I love this part of the story:
"the piece of sausage used in the attack was discarded by the suspect and eaten by a dog. "That's right, the dog ate the weapon," Burrimond said." - transpyre, on 09/09/2008, -1/+84what has the world come to when you can't even sleep in your own bed without getting slapped in the face with an 8" sausage... this is exactly why people started having to lock their doors at night.
- Gavin, on 09/09/2008, -1/+81"What are you in for?"
"Smacking some guy with my sausage.." - dcxoffender, on 09/09/2008, -2/+65What are you in for?
- theenginedriver, on 09/09/2008, -1/+47Actually, I think it would be "smacking some guy with HIS sausage," an altogether more impressive feat.
- MrAlexanderZ, on 09/09/2008, -0/+43Mad props to the guy who admits to being wacked in the face by a sausage and ACTUALLY reports it to the cops. That's some balls... some spicy meat balls!
- jaxNY, on 09/09/2008, -0/+42When I heard this story the other day I could barely keep it together while repeating the details....so funny, on the news they showed a clip of the dog chewing....oh tears.....
- dafragsta, on 09/09/2008, -0/+42Wow. Surprisingly not an Onion article.
- phlezk, on 09/09/2008, -6/+43Kevin Rose Effect Incoming.
- hendrixlives64, on 09/09/2008, -2/+36"no, listen carl! they won't be able to find our DNA on the scene cuz it'll be mixed with the sausage DNA!"
"hey, sam thats real unconventional thinkin! let's blind em' with spice rub too cuz we kinda got a theme goin here!" - gskill, on 09/09/2008, -3/+32"A burglar who broke into a home just east of Fresno rubbed food seasoning over the body of one of two men as they slept in their rooms and then used an 8-inch sausage to whack the other man on the face and head before running out of the house"
That's just hilarious! - thegrantman, on 09/09/2008, -0/+27I never heard sausage bad joke.
- qber, on 09/09/2008, -0/+27As a matter of fact, yes. http://instantcrickets.com/
- bmhart, on 09/09/2008, -1/+28It rubs the spices on its skin...
- jtsf43, on 09/09/2008, -1/+27PCP's a powerful drug
- bundwallah, on 09/09/2008, -4/+30That's how I wake up my GF in the morning. :)
- transpyre, on 09/09/2008, -2/+27viral marketing for "Midnight Meat Train"?
- Futurejunior, on 09/09/2008, -0/+24You cover her with spice rub? Weird dude
- MomMomMom, on 09/09/2008, -0/+22His mom must be proud.
- mrbungle1975, on 09/09/2008, -3/+23Yeah, ***** like that happens here in Fresno a lot it seems. Remember when Anne Heche went nuts and ended up on some dudes lawn? That was here too. Bunch of nut jobs here.
- thegrantman, on 09/09/2008, -0/+20Yeah,sure,it was an 8 inch......... sausage. What was it really guys?
- squishee, on 09/09/2008, -0/+20"Pappy's Seasoning" is what did it for me.
- SmilinBob82, on 09/09/2008, -0/+19The dog was apprehended and charged with tampering with evidence.
- johnslater, on 09/09/2008, -0/+18Best. Crime. Ever!
- inactive, on 09/09/2008, -1/+20http://instantrimshot.com
- inactive, on 09/09/2008, -0/+18i don't know, the story sounds like baloney to me
- jsdratm, on 09/09/2008, -0/+18i see what you did there
- Pluckie, on 09/09/2008, -0/+18there's nothing quite as dehumanizing as getting slapped across the face with an 8-inch sausage.
- orangeguy94, on 09/09/2008, -2/+17That's why I'm here...
- Digscuttle, on 09/09/2008, -0/+15I put on my wizard hat...
- Viper786, on 09/10/2008, -1/+16I just went and unlocked my door
- nickert0n, on 09/09/2008, -1/+16Settle down Ollie
- Suzilla, on 09/09/2008, -2/+16FTA: "suspect was found hiding in a nearby field a few minutes later and taken into custody on suspicion of residential robbery."
Shouldn't that be "residential rubbery"?
(Thank you.) - RMoore08, on 09/09/2008, -0/+13Or else it gets the sausage again...
- BorsKaegel, on 09/09/2008, -3/+16I bet you'd have a ***** load of nickels.
- lulzitsadigg, on 09/09/2008, -8/+20***** STOLE MY SPICE RUB
- oduska, on 09/09/2008, -0/+12I live in Fresno, and I still didn't hear about this until I read it on an Australian news site...
- LuCiFer6, on 09/09/2008, -2/+14You know how I know you're gay?
Because you like you rub spices and beat other men with your Sausage... - Mononuclear, on 09/09/2008, -0/+12Was anyone else wondering why he took his pants off? He supposedly ran away and left his pants, wallet, and ID, in the house...
- skunkman62, on 09/09/2008, -1/+12kevin rose do love the sausage stories
- byleth, on 09/09/2008, -0/+11Crack is a hell of a drug.
- mywhitenoise, on 09/09/2008, -0/+11It was the Hamburglar.
- saranagati, on 09/09/2008, -1/+11"He go down hard."
Are you trying to say you and your homies would turn the situation into a big gay orgy where you're all sucking each other off? - skunkman62, on 09/09/2008, -1/+11at least the word sausage wasnt surrounded by quotes. "Sausage" Attack
- OMGAero, on 09/09/2008, -0/+10Dugg for the title
- inactive, on 09/09/2008, -0/+9Do you surprise your hand with your sausage?
- shutaro, on 09/09/2008, -0/+9...or else it gets the hose again?
- brentinkc, on 09/09/2008, -0/+8Shutaro didn't see what you did there
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