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Brian Patch Films His Own Toe Surgery watch!

my.break.com — Ever have an ingrown toenail? They suck! Here is Brian Patch filming his own surgery. He gets shots in his foot then they start cutting away. This is pretty damn funny if you like shots, blood and nasty toes.

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  • Borgcube636, on 06/28/2008, -5/+73who the hell is brian patch and why should i care?
  • Mswldflwr, on 06/28/2008, -0/+35Not to say that that wasn't fun, it really was, but the entertainment value could have risen exponentially if a camera had been on his face as well.
  • hadak, on 06/28/2008, -0/+24...i shouldn't have been eating...
  • Twenty5, on 06/28/2008, -2/+24+"Are you ok...?"
    +"You sure you ok? A little dizzy or anything?"
    -"nah Im fine..."
    +"Alright"
    -"Just a little dizzy"
    +"What?"


    hahhahaha that made my day....
  • freyaXgefn, on 06/28/2008, -0/+16i had this exact same surgery on both of my big toes. it is surprisingly painless and quick. the strange part is when they are digging around inside your toe with a giant needle.
  • AlanFang, on 06/28/2008, -0/+16*cringe*
  • bmdmbphd001, on 06/28/2008, -2/+16hes a pro skateboarder
  • Reclaim3r, on 06/28/2008, -2/+15I had the exact same surgery twice... Its a hella of a good time. Before the actual surgery though, I tried my hand at toe surgery. Here are my attempts:

    http://img371.imageshack.us/img371/562/0424071831o ...

    http://img371.imageshack.us/img371/9982/0424071817 ...

    I almost blacked out while doing it because of the pain.
  • TannerPwnz, on 06/28/2008, -0/+11I've had 3 of those nasty buggers on one toe. At different times, of course. They hurt like a bitch, but the operation feels like nothing but pokes and prods. They're not supposed to come back after the first operation, but I guess I'm extremely unlucky.
  • CCoe, on 06/28/2008, -0/+11It wasn't fake.
  • mushoo, on 06/28/2008, -0/+9To your mom's?
  • inactive, on 06/28/2008, -1/+10Remove toe. Problem solved.
  • charlieville, on 06/28/2008, -2/+11That is so gross! But yes pretty funny.
  • 33PercentGod, on 06/28/2008, -1/+9I've had both my big toenails removed. They pulled the entire nail off and then put acid on a q-tip and stuck that in the corners of my toe so basically the exposed part of my toe had the nail on it and not the edges so it can't grow in.

    One toenail grew back normally,the other is kind of hard flesh type stuff.

    My favorite part is when they put the numbing agent in my toe. Used a needle so long they put it in the top of my toe and I could feel it almost poking out the back. My toe looked like a giant balloon.
  • cj485, on 06/28/2008, -0/+8oh god, nothing will ever be like BMP Pain Olympics. ever.
  • louiebaur, on 06/28/2008, -0/+6Yea its pretty funny that he is laughing when they giving his toe nails a scalpel trim.
  • mrsanon, on 06/29/2008, -0/+5You sick bastard.
  • BSeffrood, on 06/28/2008, -1/+6you did
  • AriaGloris, on 06/28/2008, -0/+5I've had the same thing done - It didn't hurt but god damn I hate seeing my own body cut and not feeling anything, I think thats what freeked me out the most. :S
  • Wootstapler, on 06/28/2008, -1/+6There is no way to prepare for the pain of a numbing shot going into your toe.
  • BananaGrabber, on 06/28/2008, -0/+5I did that too! It's not a good idea because you're only cutting off the top half so all the pressure gets transferred to the bottom half, making it dig into your flesh more.
  • aptanalogy, on 06/28/2008, -0/+5Then how did you know it was gross?
  • DaHuuuuuudge, on 06/28/2008, -0/+5Don't use quotation marks if you're not going to actually put what they said.
  • inactive, on 06/28/2008, -4/+8and why the ***** is this on the front page?

    I've had this surgery done, but this is definitely not front page material. From the description: "This is pretty damn funny if you like shots, blood and nasty toes." ok, ya, that's not me. buried
  • lolobabyy, on 06/28/2008, -1/+5why?
  • Bozzer85, on 06/28/2008, -0/+4I had to have that done before when I was about 14. Wasnt that much blood but I had a really badass ingrown nail and when you walk or kick a ball or anything like that it hurts like no other.
  • Seemefearme, on 06/28/2008, -0/+4Had the same exact surgery, except my doctor didn't give me nearly enough numbing shots.
  • inactive, on 06/28/2008, -0/+3This is why I'm careful about how I cut my toenails.
  • obliviousfool, on 06/28/2008, -0/+3How much was it? Did your insurance cover it?
  • Vzylexy, on 06/28/2008, -0/+3I had it done twice when I was in my early teens. The first time was completely painless, I actually watched the entire time like the guy in the video. The second time however, was in a different hospital and that ***** hurt like nobodies business, I told the damn person working on my toe that they didn't numb my toe sufficiently nor did they put that rubber band around the toe. *****' sadists.
  • SanjayM, on 06/28/2008, -0/+3Its BME - 'Body Modification Ezine' not BMP
  • TannerPwnz, on 06/28/2008, -0/+3It's like 50$
  • AmyVernon, on 06/28/2008, -1/+4you are totally right!
  • Laminarcissus, on 06/28/2008, -1/+4Are you sure this was a real doctor? Were you in a lawn chair in the back of a U-Haul van?
  • Downwritemad, on 06/28/2008, -0/+3Shoot it in HD, then maybe I'll think it's gross.
  • ancientdinko, on 06/28/2008, -1/+4what a pussy..I let my dog chew my broken toenails
  • uberdilly, on 06/28/2008, -0/+3Why do we need toe nails anyhow?
  • Pake, on 06/28/2008, -0/+2Same here and mine didn't bother me a bit, even though I hate needles and everything else about the concept.
  • geobay, on 06/28/2008, -0/+2No kidding....I've had my nuts cut open and that was pleasant compared to the big needle in the toe.
  • macbookhair, on 06/28/2008, -0/+2no way... it is done in a small little office... not even 100 bucks without insurance... the whole operation is no more than 10 minutes...
  • odiego, on 06/28/2008, -0/+2like this:
    You OK?
    Yea, just a little dizy..
    ::Shows BLOOD soaked gauze::
    Hmm I'll lay back..
  • 33PercentGod, on 06/30/2008, -0/+2Well,mine was unintentionally. Like I said,they were only supposed to put the acid stuff in the corners of each toe UNDER the skin where's it not visible (for cosmetic purposes) so the nail couldnt grow in,but i'd still have a nail. Somehow on my right toe I guess the stuff got all on top so now it's just like hardened skin,no nail or anything.
  • CurlyFoot, on 06/28/2008, -3/+5I shouldn't have been eating Spaghetti O's...
  • geobay, on 06/28/2008, -0/+2That chemical does cause them to grow back strange, and that's if it even works at all.

    I've had this done four times and once you get past the shot....it's just fine.
  • Tunafishjoe, on 06/29/2008, -0/+2I had it done too. The most painful part was when they injected the Novocain.
  • mistergraves, on 06/29/2008, -0/+2haha. diggeration?
  • GarrettB, on 06/28/2008, -0/+2I have to get mine done :( I am scared.
  • nedy78, on 06/28/2008, -0/+2The charge she probably bills insurance, for the lidocaine, scalpel, sutures, wrap etc.... Not everybody has insurance. $2000 was an exaggeration, more like $800.
  • carbbomb, on 06/28/2008, -0/+2Or one of those times you had the ingrown nail removed you could have had the nail matrix chemically burned and then it wouldn't grow back. Easy and done in the office.
  • dalos, on 06/28/2008, -0/+2just buy some HD Glasses
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