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Attention Diggers! How I lost my virginity in 17 easy steps!

batteriesfeelincluded.blogspot… — The bad thing is, it works only once out of every three attempts. :(

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  • inactive, on 05/23/2009, -0/+9I laughed for about 5 minutes afterwards. Brilliant.
  • smoothmann, on 05/23/2009, -1/+8slow clap
  • Peach3s, on 05/23/2009, -0/+5should i clean the wounds before or after the sex?
  • richmessenger, on 05/23/2009, -0/+5I tried this plan on a friend of mine 3 months from now and I came back in time to tell you guys it actually works.
  • mklopez, on 05/23/2009, -0/+4Only problem: how do you cover up for the fact that there is only one version of yourself afterward?

    I would change step 16: Tell her you are afraid you may have already changed the timeline by having sex with her. Now you have to find a way to return to your own time. Then you can either use the LOST technique (buy a ticket for the South Pacific) or the Terminator technique (stage a big explosion somewhere). Either way, make sure she knows the future you is leaving, and maybe you'll get another sex session from that.
  • carbonfilament, on 05/23/2009, -0/+3I can see absolutely no flaws in this plan
  • rdas7, on 05/27/2009, -0/+260% of the time, this works every time.
  • 1337pino, on 05/23/2009, -0/+2Does this work with stupid people, or can I just skip to step 13?
  • sjbdallas, on 05/24/2009, -0/+2If you're like me, there will inevitably be more wounds from the sex so I would just wait until after so you only have to clean up once.
  • ArgusWatch, on 05/23/2009, -0/+2The brilliance and cunning of this plan is amazing.
  • Auraness, on 05/23/2009, -0/+2She saves her boyfriend and that version of you gets erased.
  • sjbdallas, on 05/24/2009, -0/+2Women don't care how we feel, they care about how much pain we'll go through to show our love for them.
  • sjbdallas, on 05/24/2009, -0/+2You fake your own death as a result of "time travel sickness".
  • ArgusWatch, on 05/23/2009, -0/+1That was beyond funny dude.
  • inactive, on 05/23/2009, -0/+1That was funny.
  • christoast, on 06/08/2009, -0/+1How to get arrested and put on a watch list in 17 easy steps!
  • Akkarin, on 06/05/2009, -0/+1You can use them to pick up chicks, everyone knows chicks digg scars.
  • inactive, on 06/01/2009, -0/+1what about the scars from the cuts????
  • sjbdallas, on 05/24/2009, -1/+1I need to try this on a chick at work i'd like to bang.
  • borez, on 05/23/2009, -3/+1Or... you could actually just tell her how you feel in the first place.
  • WinstonIV, on 05/23/2009, -2/+0I haven't read the article yet but.. does he live next door to a brothel?

    EDIT
    now it's been read. His way is more surefire than paying a whore.
  • FrozenPie, on 05/23/2009, -20/+1or u can just grow a pair and raep her

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