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- dcoolidge, on 09/25/2008, -2/+97Does he have to register his ass as a deadly weapon?
- AmyVernon, on 09/25/2008, -2/+78I love how he "lifted his leg" and then "fanned" the scent over toward the cop. rotflmao.
- alexawright, on 09/25/2008, -1/+63Place your hands on the hood: Pffffftttt...
- bigfatphony19, on 09/26/2008, -0/+42^ Best porn title ever.
- sniper6121, on 09/26/2008, -0/+42Charges have been dropped.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080925/ap_on_fe_st/od ... - Romax, on 09/25/2008, -4/+39Here come the burrito jokes
- sockpuppets, on 09/26/2008, -1/+36He was ASSaulted.
- inactive, on 09/25/2008, -0/+32I laughed for a minute straight. And people say that you mature past 6th grade.
- Haoie, on 09/25/2008, -0/+29Those are the real biological weapons.
- jupit, on 09/25/2008, -3/+25That must have been hilarious: the cop coughing him and Jose just passing gas. Ha!
- t3rmv3locity, on 09/26/2008, -1/+21That's gonna be a short court case.
Prosecutor: "At that point he assaulted officer Parsons with noxious gases"
Judge: "He assaulted your officer with teargas?"
Prosecutor: "No your honor, flatulence"
Judge: "You are prosecuting him for farting?!?"
Prosecutor: "Yes, your honor"
Judge: "(*Sighs*) Case Dismissed" - buddysystem, on 09/26/2008, -1/+18Does that make farting in bed domestic violence?
- Bith8654, on 09/26/2008, -1/+17Well, hopefully it would be a concealed weapon.
- MaverickSmooth, on 09/26/2008, -0/+15Silent and Deadly
- sockpuppets, on 09/26/2008, -1/+15Drop the chalupa!
- sockpuppets, on 09/26/2008, -2/+15I have to admit I'm a little proud of my man odor, inappropriately so. I had a guy that worked with me and we had a meeting, I let out my best one *ever*. He became violent from it, it was so bad, chasing me through the corporate hallways and tackling me in front of my office. Mind you he's a director at the time and I was a vice-president. We looked up and everyone was aghast.
Totally awesome. - mrgreenjeans, on 09/25/2008, -0/+12I like to remind my coworkers that something that was in their ass is now in my nose, thanks.
- buddysystem, on 09/26/2008, -0/+10skidmarks at the scene
- ditka354, on 09/26/2008, -0/+10The fart heard round the world.
- shutaro, on 09/25/2008, -2/+12OM NOM NOM!
- psyclonic, on 09/26/2008, -0/+10do you know the way to fan Jose?
with a hand, apparently. - inactive, on 09/26/2008, -1/+11Sentenced to stay 500' from any Taco Bell.
Seriously, though, how can you be jailed for a natural bodily function? What next, prison for bad breath? How rediculous. - sockpuppets, on 09/26/2008, -0/+10Pony up a $100 donation to charity and I'll be happy to prove it to the satisfaction of the digg majority. Actually, I'll do you one better- I owned the company. Make it $1000 to charity and I'll prove that and name the employee and the top 10 website he went on to manage the homepage of.
Deal? - RichardHead1, on 09/26/2008, -0/+9Does this mean that telling a fart joke will soon result in being detained by the Department of Motherland Security, I mean Homeland Security, for making a terrorist threat?
- tmike7223, on 09/26/2008, -1/+10what did the fish say when he swam in to a concrete wall?
dam - Mononuclear, on 09/26/2008, -0/+9He farted while being fingerprinted so they definitely pulled his finger.
- mulge, on 09/26/2008, -0/+8With that, he waived his right to remain silent...
- inactive, on 09/26/2008, -0/+8It's a weapon of ass destruction.
- Xoti, on 09/26/2008, -3/+10This gives a new meaning to "ASS"AULT
- chompapotamus, on 09/26/2008, -1/+8ASSAULT
- Falldog, on 09/25/2008, -2/+9I was expecting asses of the four legged variety
http://imgdump.info/img-battle-ass-124387.htm - inactive, on 09/26/2008, -0/+7Maybe he was an ASSASSin
- inactive, on 09/26/2008, -0/+7it would be a concealed weapon
- ninjarabbits, on 09/26/2008, -0/+6Guy drops bomb, prosecutor drops charges.
- yaryarhumphump, on 09/26/2008, -0/+6Good
- burjzyntski, on 09/26/2008, -0/+6lollerskaters fart on police roflcopters.
- yaryarhumphump, on 09/26/2008, -1/+7You have to be ***** kidding me..... look up how much gas a normal human passes in a day.... guess we all are going to jail....
maybe the cop was the school wimp and the bigger kids used to hold him down and fart on his head, the perps farting brought on a flash of post traumatic fart syndrome..... - NickLee808, on 09/26/2008, -0/+6Would it be wise to place him in the same jail where they'll be watching over him?
I'm pretty sure those bars won't make it airtight. - orangederange, on 09/26/2008, -0/+5that's asinine!!!
- darkciti2, on 09/26/2008, -0/+5"He got off"
or
"The charge was dropped" - xtraa, on 09/26/2008, -0/+5His ass belongs to the axis of evil now.
- TubzyX, on 09/26/2008, -0/+5Large Hardon Collider - Best porn title ever.
- THEROD54, on 09/26/2008, -0/+5In Texas Farting is a competitive sport. Pansie ass cop wouldn't last two sec. with us.
- inactive, on 09/26/2008, -0/+5Farts are funny until you die.
- the2989, on 09/26/2008, -0/+5I bet that got the officer off his ass.
(for a moment) - avataros, on 09/25/2008, -1/+6Was it the silent but deadly variety?
- RichardHead1, on 09/26/2008, -0/+5If this goes to court, what might the DA have in mind for Exhibit A?
- SelfHomicide, on 09/26/2008, -0/+4I know someone charged for Assault on a leo for sneezing in his direction...
- Setherex, on 09/26/2008, -2/+6"A 100 year-old person from your top dresser drawer who joined Digg on June 26th, 2006"
VP My ass. - bassman12593, on 09/26/2008, -0/+4oh onion, when will you learn? wait...
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