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- phatfiend, on 10/14/2009, -22/+896http://img377.imageshack.us/img377/4797/dougscreat ...
- Truedirt, on 10/14/2009, -6/+448Additional Notes: Can we have sex now?
- Vusys, on 10/14/2009, -0/+367http://www.bureauofcommunication.com/
and specifically: http://www.bureauofcommunication.com/compose/apolo ... - Ramenhood, on 10/14/2009, -1/+344It has come to my attention that my action of making 50 videos of you with japanese software...
- HotterDigg, on 10/14/2009, -5/+269 * A Note From Bender
* A Ransom Note From Bender
* A Plea For Attention From Bender.
☐ I Am Committing Suicide
☐ I Am Getting A Tattoo
✓ I Am Running Away
✓ And this time, I mean it - IvanB, on 10/14/2009, -7/+256Probably sold at Urban Outfitters, or soon will.
- davidkeay, on 10/14/2009, -1/+222It's the author of the form here... Along with the site, we've just finished a book of 50 forms! It's called Formal Notices and will be out early next year.
http://www.amazon.com/Formal-Notices-Fill-Correspo ... - cyoder, on 10/14/2009, -5/+173I never thought I'd say this, but...dugg for Pedobear.
- ReaverKS, on 10/14/2009, -0/+164Empty
Touch Me
You're 50 years old
Therapy - Tripacer9999, on 10/14/2009, -3/+154I'm in your mom, making your brother.
- bringitontimx, on 10/14/2009, -0/+132Saved for future use.
- llamabox, on 10/14/2009, -0/+124You, Sir, are a gentleman and a scholar. Thanks for giving us the source link instead of that imageshack crap.
Side note: Woah, just noticed the form fields. Nice.
Edit: dang... too bad you can't print it out after you fill it out. - Adelhas, on 10/14/2009, -3/+125http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/6104/is5vb2.jpg
- Vindexus, on 10/14/2009, -3/+125How did you make your O's square and stretch up the corners of your V's?
- AlexanderSavage, on 10/14/2009, -0/+118. . . could have been seen as hurtful. I never intended to creep you the ***** out. . .
- mattmacneil, on 10/14/2009, -4/+114major lulz.
- robwhite1979, on 10/14/2009, -2/+104Printing these out to leave around the office...
- schlagsahne, on 10/14/2009, -0/+100...I want you to understand that I was merely trying to create videos of you to fap to....
- fadetoone, on 10/14/2009, -1/+95I'm in your _____, ______ your _____.
- amabaie, on 10/14/2009, -14/+106Under "excuses", they should add:
"I was evil." - hawk196, on 10/14/2009, -0/+83...though I can see now that it may appear that I was stalking you for several months. ...
- Adelhas, on 10/14/2009, -1/+73... Please accept my interested apology. Moving forward, I will attempt to instead use the more effective techniques I learned playing Rapelay...
- ItsMeEmilyG, on 10/14/2009, -1/+68Def. reminds me of 7th grade health class:
I feel _____
when you _____
because _____.
I need _____. - comfyshorts, on 10/15/2009, -0/+65...That said, I would very much appreciate it if you don't ever, ever leave me. Ever. Sincerely, your boyfriend, John.
- QuackMasterDan, on 10/14/2009, -2/+63This strongly reminds me of a well-crafted letter by Saxton Hale of TF2 fame.
http://www.teamfortress.com/images/posts/app_pendi ... - InsaneMachine, on 10/14/2009, -2/+60I'm in your noun verbing your noun.
- davidkeay, on 10/14/2009, -0/+52Yep- we say compiled to fit with the history of the Bureau of Communication that is part of the book. Josh and I wrote everything!
- 80hd, on 10/15/2009, -0/+52.......additional note: I would like a picture of the back of your head. Is this a bad time?
- Pugmonkeys, on 10/15/2009, -0/+52I'm still working on figuring out how you type those reverse b's.
- drouk1556, on 10/14/2009, -2/+50unsafe
give me candy
you're in a car and I don't know you
candy - frequentFlyer, on 10/14/2009, -0/+40That's a separate form.
- SethG911, on 10/14/2009, -4/+42No one likes reddit. Go away.
- T8erT0T, on 10/14/2009, -0/+36Larry David: "I think I'll go somewhere between begrudging and sincere."
- haikuFU, on 10/14/2009, -1/+35dirty
try to rub my back
you are a 50 year old gay guy that sits in the cube next to me
a new job.
(True story, 7 years ago) - immatellyouwhat, on 10/14/2009, -1/+35I'm in your slips, making your apologies.
- abhi2223, on 10/14/2009, -0/+34I think you can .. After u fill out the form .. click on the email button on the top right hand corner .. and then on the next screen .. save the image to your desktop and print it as many times as you want.
- sharkd, on 10/14/2009, -0/+32FRY CONFESSES
- mufinmon, on 10/14/2009, -3/+35please, someone, come up with more of these.
- tehpwnerofn00bs, on 10/14/2009, -0/+31Excellent! With these forms, I will finally be promoted to bureaucrat grade 35.
- darkescaflowne, on 10/14/2009, -5/+35you should submit this
- mattmacneil, on 10/14/2009, -1/+30I is evil*
- piieerrrree, on 10/14/2009, -3/+30I'm in your comments, underscoring your spaces
- RealmDown, on 10/14/2009, -2/+28Now you is better*
- supferrets, on 10/14/2009, -0/+25Top-notch work, thanks for Declaration of Romantic Intent form... which I will be using.
- sirmitchell, on 10/14/2009, -1/+22I just read that one. A heads up.. It'll be cute and funny if you already have some level of relationship with this person, but could be really creepy otherwise.
- mufinmon, on 10/14/2009, -2/+23yeah.. haha post link after submission! :)
- ummagummas08, on 10/14/2009, -3/+23I'm pretty sure you just won some internet.
- sabach, on 10/14/2009, -3/+23Am I evil?
Yes I am. - IllBeBack, on 10/14/2009, -0/+20It was my evil penis.
Sorry. - krellor, on 10/14/2009, -0/+20If you think about it, these aren't really apologies. If anything these are a new tool for smug bastards everywhere.
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