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A New 'Star Trek' Enterprise: 'Trek'-Themed Fragrances

chicagotribune.com — Soon, Trekkies will be able to channel their inner Starfleet commander--or inner William Shatner--with "Tiberius," or perhaps they could try "Red Shirt" or "Pon Farr"--for the ladies.

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  • jmcenanly, on 03/17/2009, -0/+16How about 'Eau d' Worf' , peaty with a hint of lavender.
  • FreddieD, on 03/18/2009, -0/+13Klingon Body Spray -- Today does indeed smell like a good day to die!
  • RadiatedAnt, on 03/18/2009, -0/+13"smells like ass, cheetos and bacon!"
  • QsheiK, on 03/17/2009, -1/+13Thank god there's no "Star Trek Convention" themed fragrance.
  • inactive, on 04/03/2009, -0/+12I'm waiting for Tribble: The Fragrance for the Gentle Man...
  • kismetropolis, on 03/17/2009, -0/+10Odo - changes fragrance with your changing mood.

  • inactive, on 04/03/2009, -0/+9For the man who loves the taste of prune juice.
  • viserov, on 03/18/2009, -0/+5I protest. He is NOT a merry man.
  • DrRetro, on 03/18/2009, -0/+5And broken dreams.
  • mofo269, on 03/17/2009, -0/+4The name of the women's perfume "refers to the Vulcan mating ritual that occurs every seven years". Friggin' hysterical!
  • kevro, on 03/18/2009, -0/+4Picard smells like quasant and Earl grey...Hot.

  • StarFingHipster, on 03/18/2009, -0/+4I'll buy something, but only if it exudes the manliness of Riker's beard, and the nobility of Picard, and the kickassness of Worf, with a dash of the oozing wisdom of Spock.
  • DrRetro, on 03/18/2009, -0/+4Exactly! I was going to say the same thing.

    "Hey, do you like my cologne? <snort> It's the same one Kirk wore to Altosia IV in episode..."
  • MrDoug, on 03/18/2009, -0/+4as long as it doesn't smell like fat nerds.
  • johnnick, on 03/18/2009, -0/+3Eau de Khan - the scent of rich, corinthian leather.
  • Scottamus, on 03/18/2009, -0/+3Khan's Obsession
  • Armor1901, on 03/18/2009, -0/+3Trekkies already have a hard enough time getting laid - are these guys TRYING to make sure it never happens?
  • Willravel, on 03/18/2009, -0/+3"A new Star Trek Enterprise"?! Don't say that, Scott Bakula is having a tough enough time already!
  • etruscan, on 03/18/2009, -0/+3How about "Khan" - with top notes of soft corinthian leather, followed by base notes of chest sweat.
  • PabloIV, on 03/17/2009, -0/+3Orion
    Made from synthesized Orion women pheromones.
    Only seems fair that the girls also get 2 scents
  • pstroll, on 03/18/2009, -0/+3'Warp Core Breach' for when the mood is right
  • superjake, on 03/18/2009, -0/+2F*CK Shatner I dont wanna smell like discount travel, Id rather smell like Picard.
  • DrRetro, on 03/18/2009, -0/+2Uh... no. Bad idea, period.
  • supersonicjim, on 03/18/2009, -0/+2And I thought luxury car themed perfumes weren't cool.
  • RealmDown, on 03/18/2009, -0/+2He keeps it in a Jar Jar Jar ?
  • wassim2k, on 03/18/2009, -0/+2Sounds like a female repellent.
  • Scottamus, on 03/18/2009, -0/+2Except you always end up using too much,
    but at least it keeps the Klingon's away,
    unless you're in to that sort of thing...
  • tgc1, on 03/18/2009, -0/+1Oh wtf.
  • LordofWards, on 03/18/2009, -0/+1Captain Jean Picard of the USS ENTERPRISE,
    Captain Jean Picard of the USS ENTERPRISE,
    Captain Jean Picard of the USS ENTERPRISE,
    the picard song
  • tgc1, on 03/18/2009, -0/+1Somebody say bacon?
  • unknownpoltroon, on 03/18/2009, -0/+1Eau de Toilette de Convention geek?
  • FreddieD, on 03/18/2009, -0/+1Ensign Ricky cologne: Smells delightful until you enter a dangerous area with the captain and two other senior officers.
  • superterrorizer, on 03/18/2009, -0/+1A dab of Borg Sex anyone?
  • LordofWards, on 03/18/2009, -0/+1Next thing you know george lucas comes out with his scent Jar Jar.
  • kingofinternet, on 03/18/2009, -0/+1coolant leak no. 5432623
  • astrotrain, on 03/18/2009, -0/+1First perfume, next clothing, action figures, cereal, toilet paper, then Star Trek iPod, the list will continue to grow as long as consumers will buy it because it has the Star Trek name on it.

    This may give Lucas a run for his money on marketing everything Star Wars.
  • xero69, on 03/18/2009, -0/+1Scent of a virgin
  • gusisfry, on 03/18/2009, -0/+1That is right!
  • ilikedemoon, on 03/18/2009, -0/+1The next product coming is Scotty's Scotch.
  • Chrysalii, on 03/18/2009, -0/+1I want to smell like Data.
    I wonder what an android smells like.
  • Goombellaofgoom, on 03/18/2009, -0/+1Be careful not to jar the Jar Jar jar.
  • ShArKSe7eN, on 03/18/2009, -0/+1Buried, because of the Treker in me... this is a horrible marketing idea.
  • Seann7656, on 03/18/2009, -1/+1Virginity finally has a scent
  • pstroll, on 03/18/2009, -0/+0Riker is an Old Spice man
  • krash411, on 03/18/2009, -0/+0The klingons near uranus could really use this
  • inactive, on 03/18/2009, -3/+1what are you talking about?! the only time in life a nerd can't get laid is highschool.
    After that, the jock/home coming queen have peaked, so they're probably pumping our gas. The nerds are the money makers, so they get tonnnnns of pussy in the later years. tonnnnns. tonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnns.
  • flamesrule, on 03/18/2009, -4/+1hopefully it will have a hint of a life in it for you so you're not a total loser but I think that ship has sailed

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