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- ringo380, on 10/12/2007, -1/+74There are a few possibilities here:
1) Implying all colts fans are old
2) Implying all colts fans are alone
3) Implying all colts fans are old AND alone
4) Implying that the burglar was a colts fan, and that all colts fans are burglars who are also easily frightened.
5) Implying that she was so surprised by the colts winning that it was easier for her to fake a heart attack?
6) I got nothin.
I should point out that I am also very tired. - grammarpolice, on 10/12/2007, -0/+51Either I am way too tired or that made no sense what so ever.
- mickeyknoxxx, on 10/12/2007, -2/+52"Must have been a colts fan."
Not bad for random. Here I'll beat it.
"She probably likes windshield wipers." - grammarpolice, on 10/12/2007, -0/+39Way to go grandma! Old woman surviving a burglary, an old man surviving a dog attack, I hope I get to be this bad ass when I grow old.
- haveacigar, on 10/12/2007, -1/+38Shes lucky... he could have been a necrophiliac
- shertzerj, on 10/12/2007, -1/+20Between this and the story about the wheelchair woman with the .357, my respect for my elders has definitely increased as of late.
- LordSnooze, on 10/12/2007, -2/+20Yeah...but instead ...he likes 80 yr old women...THAT'S JUST AS DISGUSTING!
- grammarpolice, on 10/12/2007, -1/+18I would say something nasty about the colts but they did kick my city's ass in the superbowl. Dam.
- fivestarsoul, on 10/12/2007, -0/+12She stole that idea from Curb Your Enthusiasm :P Larry does it a couple times, once after he hits someone's car, and another time after he looks at a guys dong. I loveeee CYE.
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+8...fake die
- moocow1452, on 10/12/2007, -0/+7It's called a B&E/Homicide Situation. If you Break and enter, and some one dies either directly or indirectly because of you, you get thrown in for B&E and Homicide. Even if you scare somebody into fatal cardiac arrest, you still have murder on your hands.
- markfulton, on 10/12/2007, -2/+8Rapists today are pansys! Back in the good old days rapists wouldn't stop for a silly heart attack.
< / sadistic sarcasm > - Bigbro69, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6"The woman was watching Sunday night's Super Bowl when she spotted a man walking through her house, said Hampden police Sgt. Dan Stewart. When she asked the man what he was doing..."
"Oh, are you here to watch the game?" - nixfu, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6
Ah......no one expects the
FRED SANFORD
defense.... - k0ta, on 10/12/2007, -1/+6My respect for elders is at an all time high. We all know why they drive slow, To piss of the person behind them. That way the person can get out of the car, walk up to the old persons car. And the old person can get out and whip their ass.
- D4r7h3v1l, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5More like Sanford and Son.
In an episode, Fred Sanford (Redd Foxx) fakes a heart attack to thwart bank robbers. He also fakes heart attacks to get out of situations in many other episodes. - sse1281, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4"he grabbed her from behind and began pushing her toward the bedroom"
Who the.... WTF????? - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4What a tool.
- NihilisticAC, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Nope, he had actually parked his truck down the street from her home, and the police were actually just questioning why he had parked his vehicle there - and it just happened to be the guy that matched the description of the suspect. Lucky all the same though, she lives a couple blocks away from me!
O_O - barrylefarge, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Pretty clever. I wish the Bears could've fended off the raping they got from the Colts.
- mandarin, on 10/12/2007, -4/+5So he helped her find her heart medication? Shes not smart, shes lucky. How many criminals would just let her die there on the spot?
- LoLaLand, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Old people F*ing rock....until the pee everywhere...=/
- maxmccabe, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1hahah he got pwned like a noob..
- ChaperonNoir, on 10/12/2007, -2/+3LOL FAKE DEATH =)
Clever. - LoLaLand, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1*in the voice of Lord of the Rings*....Beauty of the Lord..shameless plug....sad
- JanusAmon, on 10/12/2007, -2/+2Grandma?
- mugenkeiji, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1You might be right, but no comedy of the last 20 years compares to CYE, so who gives a ***** :P
- WolfDog, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0"Thanem was arrested minutes later near the home by police on routine patrol."
must not have been very smart to hide. or the cops are too lazy eating donuts and drinking coffee to drive around only looking for this guy. - billzebubba, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0at least it wasn't a case of ageism
- bubblegums, on 10/12/2007, -3/+0"The lady had enough common sense to keep her wits about her to fake a heart attack and avoid becoming another victim," Stewart said. --- So this wasn't about burglary, it was about assault. And I wouldn't say she was being all THAT clever. The fake heart attack bit was good, but then "she told the intruder her heart medication was in her car in the garage".... Doesn't that leave open the possibility that he would think she'd be fine after taking her meds and then he could proceed with his purpose for being there? Sounds like she was just lucky he wasn't as nasty as he could have been.
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -8/+4She probably read a book about grapes.
- overbored454, on 10/12/2007, -8/+2"I'm comin' to join ya, honey!"
- shinynew, on 10/12/2007, -8/+1she failed pretty bad when she asked him what he was doing with her back to him
"When she asked the man what he was doing, he grabbed her from behind and began pushing her toward the bedroom." - libertao, on 10/12/2007, -13/+1I think he/she meant "Bears" fan
- CheckMarshall, on 10/12/2007, -82/+3Must have been a colts fan.
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