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5 Reasons Cracked Loves America (A Message to the FBI) | Cra

cracked.com — Now that we're being monitored by the Feds, we'd like to point out that we don't pose any danger to the United States Government but are, at worst, merely a danger to ourselves and others. And, in order to further prove our sincerity, all images in this post have been replaced by hot chicks in American flag bikinis.

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  • Lykil, on 07/09/2009, -2/+40Excellent picture selection!
  • zlopez, on 07/10/2009, -1/+37FTA: "The only thing more popular than anti-American news stories on the internet is titties - and titties are more popular than everything on anything,"

    Truer words have never been spoken.
  • STBAT25, on 07/10/2009, -1/+30Holy *****! Cracked got an article on one page.
  • feezus, on 07/10/2009, -1/+21"I could post absolute, irrefutable proof that every single government conspiracy from the JFK assassination to the fake moon landing was true and, unless this proof was well under 1500 words and all on one page, not one single person would actually read the entire thing."

    Finally! Someone that gets me!
  • inactive, on 09/13/2009, -4/+18Our Tax dollars, hard at work....
  • Black6x, on 07/10/2009, -0/+9Yeah, you would think that we.. I mean they would be better at covering up where they are monitoring from.
  • endisnighe, on 07/10/2009, -1/+7Just so long as the gov freaks know we are laughing and not really meaning it, err right?
  • Fuzi, on 07/10/2009, -0/+6looked at the pictures and closed it... who read the article?
  • nichiplechle, on 07/10/2009, -0/+5still better then askmen.com
  • skipvt, on 07/10/2009, -3/+8You guys are so much trouble when your dad gets home.
  • StonerThomas, on 07/10/2009, -0/+4I've gotten hits from DHS/the FTC/any other gov't organization you can name on some of my websites(just people browsing, generally nothing nasty)...they all come from IP ranges actually *registered* in the real organization name.
  • inactive, on 07/09/2009, -3/+6Agreed! Great photos.
  • sanzsolo, on 07/09/2009, -2/+5I think I puked a bald eagle from reading the quotes. Does that mean I'm a terrorist?
  • bubba9999, on 07/10/2009, -2/+5I knew Will Farrell was too good to be true.
  • Sideshowslob, on 07/10/2009, -0/+3The triplet on the right in pic #3 is the naughty one.
  • NJank, on 07/10/2009, -0/+2Hurray! One page means rror.im got it all and I can see it at work! Blocked by Websense my ass!

    and hurray for body paint.
  • apackofmonkeys, on 07/10/2009, -0/+2I think you're okay. You'd be a terrorist if you ATE a bald eagle though.
  • Snakedal337, on 07/10/2009, -1/+3Argh... but the other one has such a perfect body.. Whatever.
  • mentallyinhell, on 07/09/2009, -4/+5I wasn't sure if the government would actually do anything about that article on kidnapping Obama's daughters. I guess they really don't have anything better to do.
  • kaiserollofdoom, on 07/09/2009, -2/+35,4,3,2,5 hmmm....... Something is missing here
  • Snakedal337, on 07/10/2009, -2/+3I love the last two photos. Close race for first there. Might have to go with the peace sign chick.
  • diggadigga, on 07/11/2009, -0/+1lol, maybe it was some dude checking out cracked on a lunch break
  • jasdf, on 07/10/2009, -0/+1#5 is awesome!
  • TexMexRex, on 07/10/2009, -3/+4"the FBI watchlist" is a single IP address that has been outed on several forums? This really makes no sense. It also ignores the fact that people in the government surf and read craked for a laugh just like anyone else.
  • Wolverine19, on 07/10/2009, -1/+2dugg for thumbnail
  • TexMexRex, on 07/10/2009, -0/+1Tried to read it, but it was nonsensical jiberish. Sort of admits he has no idea if it was the FBI.
  • michael0310, on 07/11/2009, -0/+1I've never had much of a problem with ADD but i could focus on the article at all...
  • inactive, on 07/10/2009, -0/+1Yeah you are,you piece of American-hating *****!
  • DarkSpoon, on 07/10/2009, -0/+1the peace sign chick is jessica simpson...
  • TexMexRex, on 07/10/2009, -0/+1Why would they cover up reading cracked?
  • moskrin, on 07/10/2009, -0/+1If you click through to the article it's even better!
  • X9001, on 07/10/2009, -1/+2Its probably automated looking for certain key words like a google search. And more then likely yielding more results then can be useful
  • FountainDew, on 07/10/2009, -1/+1Thunder Road!
  • inactive, on 07/10/2009, -1/+1I didnt read a single word from that article. #4 girl should have replace #1.
  • inactive, on 07/10/2009, -1/+1Stars & stripes bikinis are never not completely awesome.
  • maffiou, on 07/10/2009, -2/+1That is if you like plastic!
  • grantmoore3d, on 07/10/2009, -4/+2Possibly NSFW
  • Presbyterian, on 07/10/2009, -10/+1Though doth protest too much.

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