145 Comments
- ltchimpo, on 01/25/2008, -18/+385Hahaha "You did nothing wrong, but I left this negative feedback to show you that the universe is arbitrary and unfair."
- inactive, on 01/25/2008, -12/+236GrEaT ArTicLe A++++++++ WoulD DiGG AgaIN!!!
- diggymow, on 01/25/2008, -4/+130POSITIVE: Item shipped quickly, have been having erotic dreams about seller. Thanks!
We met up... and the turtle I shipped was involved. That's all I'm saying. - MioTheGreat, on 01/25/2008, -3/+75Instead of office chair package contained bobcat. Would not buy again.
- YanMan, on 01/25/2008, -6/+75Same reason I dugg you down...
j/k - otis12, on 01/25/2008, -1/+63http://feedback.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewFeed ...
Here is an ebay profile that is pretty funny - rmd34, on 01/25/2008, -2/+50A while back I came across an eBay user (andy46477) with tons of wacky comments. This one is at least sourced...
TinyUrl: http://tinyurl.com/3b24og
Did a few string searches (about 5) on some of the comments listed in the article. Only came across one that I could verify (Item shipped quickly, have been having erotic dreams about seller. Thanks!) at:
http://myworld.ebay.es/moneyroverps1/ - lorisa, on 01/25/2008, -1/+49These are pretty funny, but my favorite ever:
Buyer: The size 22 sweater I bought from you doesn't fit right.
Seller's reply: Sorry the sweater doesn't fit you. Please waddle back for a refund. - navitatl, on 01/25/2008, -3/+50I left a funny one once... "Positive: It hurt a lot at first, but now I use it so often that it just slips right in!"
It was for a computer part, I think. - Ozzy73, on 01/25/2008, -1/+41I read this one on Bash the other night. I am going to hell for laughing
"Negative: Bought it for my cousin who had cancer. Item never arrived and my cousin died." - bjs3171, on 01/25/2008, -0/+35i usually buy intact items and then use them. it's fun.
- redmaxx, on 01/25/2008, -5/+40I don't care if I get dugg down for this but...
In Soviet Russia old jokes make YOU. - amanji75, on 01/25/2008, -3/+31i'm reminded of http://xkcd.com/325/
- _skin_, on 01/25/2008, -3/+28I usually buy broken items on purpose and then leave positive feedback saying "WTF, Item was broken? Would do business again!"
- Burritoking924, on 01/25/2008, -3/+26"NEGATIVE: Honda R-Type sticker did not add horsepower as advertised." Oh god.
- mywhitenoise, on 01/25/2008, -0/+21I usually try to give random feedback.
- Thrilltone, on 01/25/2008, -0/+21I once left feedback:
'Buyer likes shopping. Not as fond of paying.' - arcooke, on 01/25/2008, -0/+20It would have been even funnier if that feedback you left was positive.
- sougly, on 01/25/2008, -0/+16Stop talking to high school girls.
- gak001, on 01/25/2008, -2/+18The sad part is that I actually know a girl who randomly capitalizes and doubles letters and I sometimes find myself wanting to stab her in the throat.
- StatiK69, on 01/25/2008, -1/+16Apparently you haven't bought/sold on eBay lately. :: shudders :: I've seen weirder comments.
- i208khonsu, on 01/25/2008, -8/+23http://xkcd.com/325/
- perral1, on 01/25/2008, -1/+16It makes me nervous that what you just said makes perfect sense. 0.o
- inactive, on 01/25/2008, -0/+15Bastard, I came here to post that.
- tpizz, on 01/25/2008, -0/+15I have received stranger
"For some strange reason everything you sold me was illegal. Then I got shot. A+?"
"Ever pull the legs off a daddylongleg? Then what do you call it? Daddy?"
my feedback page for non believers
http://feedback.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewFeed ... - nreynolds, on 01/25/2008, -1/+15I MADE THAT JOKE BEFORE ON DIGG MONTHS AGO!!!!!! You can't just take a joke you've seen on the internet and use it again! That's never been done! I'm more mad than I've ever been in my life.
- Jonavin, on 01/25/2008, -1/+15I usually buy broken items and leave this feedback
NAGATIVE: Item was not broken as advertised!! - inactive, on 01/25/2008, -3/+16NEGATIVE: people keep posting ***** I just read and it's completely pointless
- ADIDAS247, on 01/25/2008, -0/+13Look who they have been left for, Becky1-20 all around the same time
- championchap, on 01/25/2008, -0/+13I once had a man leave me bad feedback after an auction that i was bidding on for a friend ended.. and 20 minutes later they told me "sorry, i already bought it cheaper in town"
So i calmly explained it to the guy, and he went mad at me in a very insulting email.
The fool left me feedback before i had the chance to though, and so I left him something just a tad worse.
"He sent me child porn." - limpidezza, on 01/25/2008, -4/+16I did not find those funny.
- DarkLance, on 01/25/2008, -0/+11Ha ha!
Positive feedback rating
Now that I have CARBON CREDITS, I don't feel as bad when I beat my wife! A+
Positive feedback rating
WOW—unreleased copy of OJ Simpson's—"If I Did It", AND the sequel—"So What?" - DarkDx, on 01/25/2008, -5/+15Why don't you have a seat over there?
- TheFiestyFaun, on 01/25/2008, -0/+10Thank you for not saying twenty best...
- ravan46, on 01/25/2008, -1/+10"Generic positive feedback message"
- gmoney, on 01/25/2008, -5/+14meh... fake or not.. funny anyway... dugg.. it's a slow day..
- yacks, on 01/25/2008, -0/+8or..
"Negative: I could tell you, but you are not going to like it." - inactive, on 01/25/2008, -1/+9Omg those were hilarious, a good break from all this Scientology crap on digg
- davidrools, on 01/25/2008, -2/+10No, they're real fake ebay feedback, not fake real ebay feedback.
- TehPherd, on 01/25/2008, -0/+8'tryork5ifp' has left a long string of great comments as well.
http://feedback.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewFeed ... - mrynit, on 01/25/2008, -1/+9Silly hats only.
- inactive, on 01/25/2008, -4/+11that guy sounds just like my big brother. what a douche bag.
- ahvi, on 01/25/2008, -5/+12So true.
- stackered, on 01/25/2008, -2/+9rofl that guy obviously buys things on eBay to leave somewhat witty feedback
- AceTracer, on 01/25/2008, -0/+7Best one. I wouldn't even be upset if he gave me that feedback.
- themoors, on 01/25/2008, -1/+7your kidding right? this guys a comedy genius!!
- Zoshchenko, on 01/25/2008, -1/+7A buyer once gave me "neutral" feedback on an item because he had decided after the fact that he really didn't need it after all. I still don't understand how or why this was my problem or fault. Most eBay buyers are wacko anyway. Such a huge collection of the lunatic fringe.
- justok, on 01/25/2008, -0/+6what's up with people who just quote stuff from articles. those aren't comments. anyway i wonder how many of these "feedbacks" are made up
- inactive, on 01/25/2008, -0/+6> Box you sent was FULL of BEES—little Timmy spent his 8th B-day in the hospital!
this dude has some funny ***** posted. - koan, on 01/25/2008, -0/+5NEGATIVE: I thought the internet was just for me, but there are all these other people here
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