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- scooterbaga, on 12/17/2007, -0/+179I have to wonder how many of these were found by blind luck, anonymous tips, or otherwise just knowing beforehand what was going down. Some of these sound pretty infallible.
... and what's with the picture of the hot chick? Does she smuggle drugs with her cleavage? - Mikejoneswho5, on 12/17/2007, -0/+1191. Put drugs in condom
2. Put condom in dogs butt
3. Walk dog through airport
4. Drug-detecting dog sniffs drug-smugling dogs butt
5. ???
6. Profit! - inactive, on 12/17/2007, -3/+102the ONLY reason I even considered looking at the article was for the hot girl
- ladyarcher85, on 12/17/2007, -1/+96The hot chick was just a ticket to get more diggs.
- inactive, on 12/17/2007, -4/+92I think the submitter got a bit distracted by the hot girl
- Warden72, on 12/17/2007, -0/+65I've yet to see anything beat this example of creative and ballsy smuggling:
http://www.snopes.com/photos/automobiles/dashboard ... - postalblowfish7, on 12/17/2007, -1/+66wow, cocaine pringles. once you pop...
- victorycig, on 12/17/2007, -2/+61Favorite: 4300 pounds of Pot in a tractor trailor filled with corn chips and Salsa.
Well, what else would you ship with so much pot? - MikeonTV, on 12/17/2007, -3/+47I hid it in my comments.
- bryceman111, on 12/17/2007, -2/+35She can smuggle me in her cleavage!
- Warden72, on 12/17/2007, -0/+32I expected "breast implants" to be on the list. Seems they were all even more creative.
- londubh, on 12/17/2007, -6/+37What's with the picture of the hot chick? Did she get caught smuggling cocaine in her breast implants?
- MadN, on 12/17/2007, -0/+30Worst job in Colombia: Giant Snake
- Nougat, on 12/17/2007, -1/+26Worst job in Colombia: Inserter of Narcotic-Filled Condoms into the Asses of Giant Snakes
- saunders45, on 12/17/2007, -4/+28You sir.... are dumb.
- Motodog, on 12/17/2007, -1/+20Why not just call the C.I.A. and have them ship it for you... oh wait, they haven't replaced their delivery jet... never mind.
- inactive, on 12/17/2007, -1/+20Given the murder rate in Columbia, I suspect the pay is something like... Do this and we wont shoot you.
- bill679, on 12/17/2007, -0/+19Someone's Adult Swim marathon was ruined.
- evilelf2407, on 12/17/2007, -0/+19sadly disappointed the girl wasn't in the article
- staffrocket, on 12/17/2007, -0/+17try it out and let us know how it went!
- spectrox, on 12/17/2007, -1/+16Since when did the anus stop being a creative place to put drugs?
- LiquidFusion, on 12/17/2007, -1/+15El Jefe kills you for messing with his yayo?
- LokitheComplex, on 12/17/2007, -0/+13Love the Elmo doll. The pic makes it look like the FBI have caught that public enemy Elmo and stopped his evil scheme to...
- treas, on 12/17/2007, -1/+13How does this help me smuggle drugs in any way? I need a list of ways to smuggle them and not get caught!
- enginbeering, on 12/17/2007, -0/+12"20. Why ruin a good bottle of alchohol by filling it with marijuana?"
Might be rephrased as "Why ruin a good bag of marijuana by submerging it in alcohol?"
Answer: Now the alcohol gets you drunk AND high. Sounds ok to me. - accessviolation, on 12/17/2007, -1/+12Dude, what the *****?
- byrdgang, on 12/17/2007, -0/+11The guy IN the seat is even funnier. Just look at him!
- humperdeath, on 12/17/2007, -1/+11OK, so this is a list of WHAT NOT TO DO.
I want to see the article listing the 20 clever ways drugs were 'successfully' imported. That would be more usefull. - Recusant, on 12/17/2007, -0/+9I'm pretty sure the last guy was trying to make a drink, not smuggle it in clear bottles of alcohol.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Green_Dragon_(drink) - blizzok, on 12/17/2007, -3/+12"Why ruin a good bottle of alcohol by filling it with marijuana?"
Thats actually called Green Dragon. The idea is to let some good weed sit inside a lighter alcohol, usually vodka, until the mixture is a dark green hue. A single shot will ***** you up more than i can remember. In fact, i don't even remember how i got home that night. - Chirp08, on 12/17/2007, -0/+9it got me to click haha
- elscorcho717, on 12/17/2007, -0/+8The funny thing is, BILLIONS of dollars of illegal drugs make it past border agents every year, the vast majority of which is shipped by a handful of cartels. I am a firm believer that there is a system of smuggling drugs out there which is held more closely than any trade secret in the world. Do you really think the Cali Cartel ships cocaine in Pringles cans? They have far too much to lose. All of the examples given by this article were smuggled by amateurs and smaller groups. The large cartels, like any corporation, pour millions of dollars into improving their business, in this case by coming up with imperceptible ways to smuggle kilos of drugs every single day. Don't believe it? Cocaine prices are down all over the country. Someone out there knows how to get the drugs by 100% of the time, and let me tell ya, they're not putting it up on digg.
- Kishoba, on 12/17/2007, -3/+1116. Disguising marijuana in regular OTC snap packs.
I can't wait for the day when you can purchase your pot like this. It's like one dose, portioned. Nice! - manmademark, on 12/17/2007, -0/+7At the airport I work at in Florida there was a pretty creative smuggler. He came into customs with a leg cast that stretched from his waist to his foot, his right foot. The cast was made entirely out of cocaine and was signed with sharpies ect. No dogs were present and no one thought anything irregular, the customs officer even asked him how he broke it and he had a legitimate excuse however on his fit to fly paperwork it said he had broken his left foot.. after the suspicion set in... one thing let to another and he was uncovered.
- ronaldmonster, on 12/17/2007, -0/+7This is full of Win
- Barbosa, on 12/17/2007, -0/+7You are correct that cops use the dogs to initiate searches by getting the dog to false alert, but dogs are not going anywhere and they will always be a part of law enforcement (as long as ill be alive anyways).
- inactive, on 12/17/2007, -1/+7Well my guess is, from these examples, the lesson a small time dealer can take is, don't bother hiding it. Put it in a brown paper bag in your trunk. Then move it while there is lots of traffic, and try not to stick out as much as possible. Cut your hair, wear business casual (a punk in a suit would look out of place) and while you are holding be as cool as a cucumber. If you can work it, make it so the driver of the car doesn't know that he is carrying so he doesn't get nervous if the police pull you over.
Every small time dealer I ever knew to get busted, got so by being stupid... Selling in the parking lot of a rock concert, growing it in their house and not keeping it a total secret (remember two people can keep a secret if one of them is dead) or even making no effort to hide it out of plain view. Almost everyone I knew who got busted had a graphix water bong in their car and they were driving around smoking out of it... Well Duh...
But the way drug enforcement in the US works is the same as surviving a bear attack when you are in a group... You only have to outrun one person.
People I know following the really simple common sense rules (plain view and police will find it, and if you look like a druggie the plaice will search you...) go decades without an incident. - lucidguru, on 12/17/2007, -0/+6With how easy it is to mail letters, I'm surprised that people do not mail acid blotter in regular old envelopes... I mean how easy would it be to soak a business document in acid then mail it off like it was legitimate.
- euro22, on 12/17/2008, -1/+7"Does she smuggle drugs with her cleavage?"
That'd be the FIRST place i would look - manicallday, on 12/17/2007, -1/+7Sorry about that. I cut most of it off but it magically reappeared. I only wanted a paragraph.
- EvoMR05, on 12/17/2007, -0/+6I've clicked many different places trying to locate this nude hot chick picture, someone gotta have tried smuggling through the use of breast augmentation, haven't they?
- Supurcell, on 12/17/2007, -1/+7Except as soon, as you post it on the internet, it becomes useless.
- 89992, on 12/17/2007, -2/+7Dude, just post a link, not the whole article, people hate that sort of super long comment. Even if it is a good one. Which it is.
- euro22, on 12/17/2008, -0/+5You, my friend, are a genius!
- JonRohan, on 12/17/2007, -1/+6Nothing is more creative than "fiber-weed" http://bbsimg.ngfiles.com/1/7512000/ngbbs43b8b30af ...
- inactive, on 12/17/2007, -3/+8Tips. The DEA is retarded, and couldn't find their own dick in their pants if someone didn't point to it for them every time they pee. If it weren't for revenge between rival distributors, no one would EVER get caught.
- noots, on 12/17/2007, -0/+4and the most ***** up comment of the year award goes to you. Congrats.
- Kr4t05, on 12/17/2007, -1/+5Cheech approves.
- lansuggs, on 12/17/2007, -0/+4I'd say that the most creative ways you will never hear about...
Though it seems quite impressive both that someone was able to think these up, and that someone else was able to find them out. - RomulusX86, on 12/18/2007, -0/+4"A load of marijuana in the floorboard of a truck carrying two live bears(Corky and Pumpkin) . Talk about a good distraction."
Haha -
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