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- den748, on 10/12/2007, -4/+322they are hot too. (assuming they are over 18, otherwise they are just cute young women and I dont think of them in a sexual manner at all)
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+305They should have just distracted them with MySpace..
- hockey, on 10/12/2007, -7/+282They could be as young as 16 so it's a safe bet that Grand Theft Auto is to blame.
/sarcasm - deucer, on 10/12/2007, -6/+215Or an episode of Laguna Beach.
- Triffid, on 10/12/2007, -18/+203LOL... "The two handed a Bank of America branch teller a note demanding cash, smiled as they waited and then walked out with stolen money Tuesday, police said."
Is that even robbery? So if I just walk up to someone, with no weapon, tell them to give me some money and they comply... thats robbery?
If thats the case... I want all the bum's I've given money to arrested (jk) - emceepecks, on 10/12/2007, -0/+180"The two handed a Bank of America branch teller a note demanding cash, smiled as they waited and then walked out with stolen money Tuesday, police said."
Are you serious? I would have written "No" on the note and given it back. - btgoss, on 10/12/2007, -3/+164No... they had sex at an early age...
- libertao, on 10/12/2007, -2/+125They'll get caught in no time. If those two girls were from my school, I'd easily recognize them from that photo. I mean, if sunglasses were a disguise, I'd walk around here in San Diego not being able to recognize anyone!
- clkou, on 10/12/2007, -9/+120They could rob my bank ... you know what I'm saying? Am I right, people? I'd let them take me to the cleaners hardy har har ...
- fpssledge, on 10/12/2007, -16/+100lol I could imagine you guys in that bank while their robbing it. "Give me all your money!". "oooo...aggressive. I like that". "SHUT UP OR I'LL KILL YOU". "My money's in my front pocket...but I'll let you take care of that one." "I'm only 16 pal" "I mean,....I WOULD NEVER let you do that."
- lehmon, on 10/12/2007, -1/+78I work for a small town bank. We've been instructed to treat them just like any other customer. Give them what they want and get them out of the bank as fast as possible. You can replace money, but you can't replace a teller's life.
- fastball, on 10/12/2007, -6/+82hot, naughty, and now rich.. every man's dreamgirl (like you said, assuming they are 18 or over.. if not, they just need a spanking)
- Klowner, on 10/12/2007, -0/+75count the rings
- alteratti, on 10/12/2007, -5/+76these are what you call *dumb blondes*
- form3hide, on 10/12/2007, -7/+76naked pictures of the girls or it never happened.
- i64X, on 10/12/2007, -5/+73@fpssledge
Actually, by law, that's not true at all. - loker269, on 10/12/2007, -0/+65How come it always seems like the people holding up banks never have weapons? the bank policy should be to ask to see the weapon lol.
"Sir, may I please see your weapon of choice for holding up our fine establishment today?"
"Oo, semiautomatic nice choice!"
"Thank you for holding up 1st National Bank we appreciate your business and have a nice day!" - SnowPuffKing, on 10/12/2007, -2/+62My guess is, they'd laugh at you too.
- coldfusion055, on 10/12/2007, -0/+58Actually, on the news here in atlanta, they are calling them the "Barbie Bandits."
- MindTrigger, on 10/12/2007, -1/+59Obviously these are two girls that WANT to get caught. The sunglasses are a big ***** you. They are probably over-privileged, bored girls who decided it would be fun to go to rob a bank and visit juvy if they get caught. Hell they might even be 17 years old knowing by the time they get out of court they would only have to be in juvy for for a few months before turning 18 and getting out scott free.
- Chompy, on 10/12/2007, -6/+62Am I the only one who misread this as "16 year old girls laughed *at* while robbing bank"?
- monkeyballsoup, on 10/12/2007, -2/+54I would like to make a deposit.
- Nobi-Wan, on 10/12/2007, -2/+54Dorky glasses worked for Clark Kent.
- echo2501, on 10/12/2007, -0/+50With a Lite Brite
- nagaisu, on 10/12/2007, -3/+49Man Law!
- spxiii, on 10/12/2007, -2/+46followed by an early withdrawal
- CaptShmo, on 10/12/2007, -2/+44they should just rob the bank naked, no matter how often the officers watched the surveillance footage, they wouldn't be able to remember the face.
- jcapogna, on 10/12/2007, -0/+40But they have lots of money for spring break. They'll be the coolest 16 year old sluts in Daytona.
- brokekneck, on 10/12/2007, -5/+44@ Triffid
I was wondering the same thing.... If its just a note that says. "give me money now". How is that a robbery? Now if there is a gun or they say they have one. Yeah, that's a robbery. - 98acura, on 10/12/2007, -3/+40FBI knocking on your door in 3...2....1....
- krewemaynard, on 10/12/2007, -6/+43Grand Theft Auto? More like Thelma & Louise.
- BobMysterioso, on 10/12/2007, -2/+37There is no way that if you just make a note saying "give me all your money" and they do it, it is a victimless crime. Believe that if you want, but that sure is naive.
- bobothn, on 10/12/2007, -4/+38lol you know women cant drive. much less drive airplanes
- cloudcity, on 10/12/2007, -0/+33I used to work at a bank (not as a teller, but on the HR side of things), and I had to do all the security training. Besides the usual things you can assume (don't resist, give them the money, write down details right away), the funniest thing that I learned is that robbing a bank is one of the least profitable crimes to commit from a risk/reward standpoint. Because cash on site is "dead" money (not producing returns of any kind), there are computer programs that manage how much cash should be in the bank "vault" at any time it is usually less than $30k. I use the term vault loosely because most bank vaults are used for safe deposit boxes (or are empty), the cash is usually in a safe the size of an office fridge. The majority of bank robberies are drug fix related and net only a few thousand dollars at most.
A much more profitable crime, and potentially not a federal offense (as robbing a bank ALWAYS is), would be to rob a multiplex movie theater very late on Saturday night when there is at least 1-2 million dollars on hand...
Of course you shouldn't steal, or rob, or take things that aren't yours, but you have to wonder if crooks think about such issues, or are just clueless. - datastorageguy, on 10/12/2007, -2/+34Hot.
- Hubris, on 10/12/2007, -0/+31Reminds me of the plot of the movie Sugar and Spice (teenage cheerleaders rob a bank). Note, I am not publicly admitting to have watched said movie.
http://imdb.com/title/tt0186589/ - retral, on 10/12/2007, -3/+33I wish no one would've ever invented huge sunglasses.
@dusingaz: Promoting your own story is the best way to get buried.. - Hooj, on 10/12/2007, -0/+29You own a bank that god robbed?
- fpssledge, on 10/12/2007, -11/+39actually I am not wrong. This is surprisingly true. It's understandable that banks don't want their tellers trying to take matters into their own hands. Telling them it's better to just give the money than to do anything else. But I'm only telling you that LEGALLY they CAN get away with it. However, I am not saying they will. It's very possible they will be sentenced just like everyone else.
The report wasn't very clear either. It's possible they can a gun, or threatened them. I only saying, that if they never threaten them, and never show a weapon (or imply having a weapon, like under a shirt or something), and just tell the teller to give them money, the teller is at fault. The bank may not hold the teller responsible, but the law will hold either the bank or teller responsible.
At the same time, looking at these girls, is it not possible they are just very unintelligent? Imagine this scenario "I need to get money out of my bank account, before we go shopping." friend: "Do you know how to get money out of the bank?". Girl: "My dad always just hands them something and they give me money back." "OK let's try that". They did it, and smiled when they left. ANyone think of that scenario? - crash331, on 10/12/2007, -9/+37I'd hit it.
- animefx, on 10/12/2007, -1/+29I say we nickname one of the girls "Robyn Banks"
- SuckMyDigg, on 10/12/2007, -4/+31Now those are my kind of women. They're such a rarity in this day and age. Whatever happened to banging your hot broad as your rob a bank and escape with the loot?
- 8177, on 10/12/2007, -22/+49Well i'm all good. Living in amsterdam is nice.
Those american girls, too much talky-talky. not enough sucky-*****.
/i know mod me down. i thought it was funny/ - mutatron, on 10/12/2007, -1/+27The "I'm too pretty for prison" defense does have a successful precedent.
- fpssledge, on 10/12/2007, -31/+56Actually, by law, if you never show a weapon, or imply you have a weapons, and never threaten them in any way, it's legally not a crime. If you just tell them to give you money and they give it to you, the teller is responsible. Not to person demanding the money. It's a victimless crime.
- diggsIt, on 10/12/2007, -4/+27'Girls just wanna have fun'.
- bobothn, on 10/12/2007, -1/+23It is ok to watch a chick flick as long as you watch it to see the girls instead of watching it for the plot. Nothing wrong with a man watching a movie with a bunch of young women dressed up as cheerleaders.
- antistupid, on 10/12/2007, -4/+26I hate to say this but because these are attractive young white women, I bet they will get away with probation and going to "rehab" or some other ***** sentence instead of doing time in jail when or IF they are ever caught. Especially in GA.
- cdcdark, on 10/12/2007, -0/+22The officers would also be watching child porn, that would have made it even more messy. ;()
- vulcanius, on 10/12/2007, -5/+27... you deserve more diggs.
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