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13 Year Old Steals Dad's Credit Card to Buy Hookers

money.co.uk — A 13 year old from Texas who stole his Dad's credit card and ordered two hookers from an escort agency, has today been convicted of fraud and given a three year community order.

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  • fauxpaw, on 05/10/2008, -6/+308Ballsy kid. I never would have pulled ***** like this when I was 13.
    • peligro18, on 05/10/2008, -28/+2he is barely into puberty...can u imagine?
    • wishninja, on 05/10/2008, -4/+23Many times I got my buddy to swipe his moms card so that we could try and get into one of those sex chat lines. I never made it very far before they would catch on that I was too young and hang up.
    • samw1ns, on 05/10/2008, -32/+3you know your gay when youd rather play halo than have sex
      • Patrickdnj, on 05/10/2008, -4/+21or ya know........When you're BARELY a teen.......
      • ken12012, on 05/10/2008, -3/+17What does that have to do with anything?
      • SillyDigger, on 05/10/2008, -1/+17Do us all a favor and stay in school.
      • BackEnThaWomb, on 05/10/2008, -0/+1so, he would be too lazy to have sex with a woman, but not with a man?

        your theory is stupid.
    • Chompy, on 05/10/2008, -1/+43Yeah I thought so too, until I read this: "the kids said they would rather play Xbox than get down to business."

      Also, the kid's father apparently plans to punish him with a trip to Disneyland.
      • Dundasbro, on 05/10/2008, -4/+29Well yeah, the lines are atrocious.

        He's probably just an alpha male who is relieved his son isn't gay or something.
        • dOOBiEx213, on 05/10/2008, -14/+4wouldn't you?
          • Dundasbro, on 05/10/2008, -8/+10Of course not, tool. I wouldn't care, probably because i'm not an unintelligible troglodyte like yourself.
          • xsuite, on 05/10/2008, -2/+2But your family bloodline wouldnt continue!

            Homosexuality is acceptable as a hobby, but children must be made!
          • Dundasbro, on 05/11/2008, -0/+1Yes, because there couldn't be any way whatsoever in which the bloodline could continue without vaginal sex! (*cough* *cough*, there are heaps). And what is with this "children must be made" *****? I love kids, but they are a financial strain, a physical strain and we have a world where overpopulation is fast becoming an issue. We don't need more kids, and those who don't want to have kids shouldn't have to make kids just to continue a bloodline.
        • methos75, on 05/10/2008, -8/+19All kidding aside, what decent Father wouldn't be relieved his son is straight. Even if your not a bigot in anyway and hold no opinion towards homosexuals, you still be thankful your Son is straight because one, what father doesn't want Grandkids and secondly every true father wants the best and easiest for their children and right now being Gay in the US is not an easy road to go down. And yes their is still that mentality in most, that if their Son turns Gay, is born Gay, whatever, its because they failed rightly or wrongly.
          • andburn1, on 05/10/2008, -1/+22What's with the random-ass capitalization, who are you, Emily Dickenson?
          • Dundasbro, on 05/10/2008, -1/+4So who is this person Gay you keep referring to, and why don't I want my kid to be him?

            Well i'm Australian, and at least in my general local area and such I don't see the discrimination against people who are gay that you must where you live. Firstly, grandkids could be fathered through various methods other than the traditional method, or one could adopt. I would be just as proud of my son if he was gay, and I don't think relief would hit me at all if I found out he was straight. I can't really see it even mattering that much to me, as long as it isn't hurting anyone and such then I have no right to dictate or judge who he decides to *****, male or female.
          • umbrae, on 05/10/2008, -1/+4Also, it is in your evolutionary interest to want to continue your bloodline.
          • FatLoser, on 05/10/2008, -0/+1methos75 Personally or Anybody in General?
        • methos75, on 05/10/2008, -1/+1Yeah but that is in Oz, here in the US homosexuality is still not truly accepted and in many areas could get you hurt, because rednecks love kicking gay ass. Discrimanation against the gay populace is still heavy in the US, as all this same sex marriage crap attest too. As to Grandkids, yes there all ways to get around having them if your in a same sex relationship, but who wouldn't want their grandkids to be off their own family line if possible.
          • Dundasbro, on 05/11/2008, -0/+1Having family off my bloodline or not honestly doesn't bother me, but if it did then one could always use alternate methods that utilise my (eventual) son's sperm and thus carry on the bloodline. It isn't like sperm from a gay dude is sterilised and inert or something. And even if I was in America, if my son was gay I wouldn't feel the slightest bit bad about that, or good or anything. Same with if he was straight. There are homophobic pricks over here too, but from what I can see this is shifting with the new generation coming through, even though those who would go out and physically assault gay individuals at the moment are already a minority.
        • ghuytro, on 05/14/2008, -0/+1
          because rednecks secretly love licking gay ass
      • ramunenke, on 05/10/2008, -1/+29he's rewarding his son for not snitching on dad's little habit
      • hypkitsune, on 05/10/2008, -3/+19When you'd rather order hookers with credit cards, yeah, a trip to disneyland IS a punishment.
      • Fxer, on 05/10/2008, -2/+12Actually it said that his belated birthday present was going to be a trip to Disneyland. It doesn't say if they actually went after the father found out about this.
    • nyx210, on 05/10/2008, -1/+19I wonder what his dad would've said when he comes home to find his kid playing Xbox with two half-nude hookers...
      • havokzero, on 05/10/2008, -2/+50"Why don't you go to bed, Ralph."
      • jb0nd38372, on 05/10/2008, -1/+22Son, me and the ladies are going to play another game, you go out and play.
      • andburn1, on 05/10/2008, -1/+7"Well, if it's already paid for..."
      • georgetds, on 05/10/2008, -1/+14"Player two has entered the game"
      • likwidfuzion, on 05/10/2008, -1/+7Here comes a New Challenger!
      • nicosFR, on 05/12/2008, -0/+0Son, are you gay ?!? Why aren't you screwing them ??!!
    • houndeyex, on 05/10/2008, -0/+116Dad frames 13 year old to buy hookers and not get in trouble.
      • carl0ski, on 05/10/2008, -0/+19thats the first thing i thought of

        Using the 13 year old as a scape goat when his wife caught him
    • mastazed, on 05/10/2008, -1/+7you might not have pulled that when you were 13, but did your dad forget your birthday?
      • Sidzilla, on 05/10/2008, -0/+2My dad beat me with a coke bottle for my thirteenth. The glass kind. I kind of wish he forgot.
        • JakeyG14, on 05/10/2008, -1/+3Well if he beat you with a plastic kind, it'd be kinda funny.
    • tama00, on 05/10/2008, -25/+0%@%# YEAH i would of done that ***** like 6 times if i had the balls YEAH!!!! w0o0o0o digg me down but you all know the same, you know you would of done it too if u had the balls like this kid, F#@%@#k yeah!@$@#^#$U%^&*$^R
      • robz0r, on 05/10/2008, -0/+16Get back to Myspace and imbed your stupidity.
    • dragonrice, on 05/10/2008, -0/+3When I first read the title I thought it was going to be GTA related, but WOW...
    • hotpuck6, on 05/10/2008, -0/+1well, clearly you're rich lawyer dad never forgot your birthday before.
  • TheMadHat, on 05/10/2008, -2/+568Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician. Figures.
    • ZakNicola, on 05/10/2008, -0/+60That part cracked me up
    • Colony, on 05/10/2008, -0/+80I'd say he's on the right track.
      • infinitus64, on 05/10/2008, -1/+13yep already in training
      • WeThePeople2012, on 05/10/2008, -1/+5I think that Elliot Spitzer would agree with you here.
    • stealthalbino, on 05/10/2008, -1/+41Already getting in to fraud and hookers. Politician material right there.
    • richmomz, on 05/10/2008, -1/+21Good to know kids these days are aspiring to become whore-mongering, financially irresponsible politicians. Elliot Spitzer would be proud.
      • FatLoser, on 05/10/2008, -2/+1how was Spiter financially irresponsible? just because his hooker was high priced doesn't mean she wasn't worth every penny.
    • killbotX, on 05/10/2008, -7/+15i'd vote for him right now. Kid is badass.
    • PixC, on 05/10/2008, -0/+21The journalist had a sense of humor to put that line to the end.
    • gochuupsuh, on 05/10/2008, -2/+6Is that you ralph wiggum?
    • supguy, on 05/10/2008, -3/+3lol. well, he's got the right idea, right? born n raised for the political life.
    • equinoxChild, on 05/10/2008, -2/+7i dugg it just for that sentence.
    • TsuruchiBrian, on 05/10/2008, -1/+4Little Ralph is going to have to learn how to steal money from way more people than just his dad if he is serious about being a politician.

      In fact he's quite far behind the game already as politicians have already created a pretty sizable debt that he and everyone else his age will be paying back for a long time. Maybe Ralph will figure out a way to keep the scam going for one more generation.
    • TypeEE, on 05/10/2008, -3/+2Did he get the idea from the previous governor of new york?
    • andburn1, on 05/10/2008, -5/+1*Clever reference to Elliot Spitzer* HA! I'm ORIGINAL and WITTY!
    • thscientist1, on 05/10/2008, -0/+2hey when he runs for president he could just say "yes I bought a hooker as a kid, but I never came"
  • shinerweb, on 05/10/2008, -2/+208I think it was probably more the $30,000 spending spree than the two hookers that got him into trouble..
    • ramunenke, on 05/10/2008, -0/+53he probably got the extra hooker to smooth things over with pops
    • delvach, on 05/10/2008, -0/+26Yeah, and then everybody's all upset about the one dead hooker, even though she's the one that just would NOT shut up... er.. never mind.
      • geoff1210, on 05/10/2008, -0/+19She just kept bragging about her halo skills, happens alllll the time.
  • ponstars, on 05/10/2008, -60/+6I was I was that smart at 13!
    • vault, on 05/10/2008, -2/+21lol
    • amanilaenvelope, on 05/10/2008, -0/+41obviously not with the way you wrote that sentence.
    • Chompy, on 05/10/2008, -0/+55*****, we wish you were that smart *now*.
    • NaitYevrah, on 05/10/2008, -0/+9I cant tell if that is sarcasm or if you just if you just repeated yourself out of stupidity...
      • styx31989, on 05/10/2008, -4/+2That is one of the first comments I have ACTUALLY lol'ed on!
        • andburn1, on 05/10/2008, -3/+1I lolled harder at the original reply "lol." So perfectly fitting.
    • NightVortez, on 05/10/2008, -1/+13All went downhill from there, huh?
    • Matt88, on 05/10/2008, -0/+11Obviously he has a stutter a stutter
    • positron, on 05/10/2008, -0/+1Not smart enough to not get caught though was he?
    • monoa, on 05/11/2008, -0/+1I wish I wish that dumb at any age!

      Mmm, mmm - those exclamation marks just add soooooo much to the conversation.
  • onreact, on 05/10/2008, -29/+26Didn't he just "borrow" it? I mean you neither do steal food from your parents do you?
    • Rkstar, on 05/10/2008, -1/+16I think it's ok to call it stealing if you didn't have permission to take it.
    • b8man99, on 05/10/2008, -0/+2It's fraud because it wasn't his C card.
  • kensavage, on 05/10/2008, -22/+5Is it fraud if you're living with the card holder and who's the A-hole who ran the card without asking for an ID?
    • t0x2c, on 05/10/2008, -1/+3Most cashiers are told not to, especially if the bottom is signed. If, say, the patron takes offense to the request, it risks losing business, and most businesses are protected from liability for fraud.
      • Bananas21ca, on 05/10/2008, -2/+7Wrong! Stores are liable for fraud if do something really stupid, like letting a 13 year old kid use a credit card!
        • musicbear, on 05/10/2008, -0/+1There is certain protection from liability, but not if you purposely allow the fraud.
      • winmywii, on 05/10/2008, -0/+2t0x2c never said they weren't liable. Just stated that most store could careless.
      • ecidnac, on 05/10/2008, -0/+3That's why my signature is "ASK FOR ID". They usually still don't, though.
        • mscman, on 05/10/2008, -0/+1I don't sign mine intentionally to find out who will actually ask me for ID. Very few actually do, and I usually thank them for checking.
          • musicbear, on 05/10/2008, -0/+1You should put something there so if you do lose the card, it can't be signed by someone and thus match their ID perfectly.
        • XSVfan, on 05/10/2008, -0/+2I like to sign "I STOLE THIS CARD" and no one seems to care. It's quite sad...
          • EvilFerret, on 05/10/2008, -0/+1Nice. Even if you just made that up, I'm doing it to mine right now...thanks.
    • iamtehwinnerz, on 05/10/2008, -0/+1the internets
    • swiftheart, on 05/10/2008, -0/+0It's fraud whenever the card is used without the card holder's permission. The card holder can give permission to whomever he wants though.
  • sandersdamnit, on 05/10/2008, -35/+3yeah i hear he just got named ceo of some ***** energy corporation in texas what's it called.......oh yeah enron jr.
  • swordedge, on 05/10/2008, -7/+99there is something wrong with the kid. He'd rather play X Box in a hotel rather than do the hookers. He need therapy!
  • thelastcivilian, on 05/10/2008, -11/+89Young man, I salute you.
    • contradictator, on 05/10/2008, -0/+13This reminds me of that movie "Blank Check".

      Although, I guess this would be the edgier 2008 remake or something.
  • konamicode, on 05/10/2008, -6/+402FTA: "They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them."

    This kid is a genius...sorta.
    • 533n, on 05/10/2008, -6/+32Yea the genius who pays 2 women $1000 a night to hang out with him
      • Dundasbro, on 05/10/2008, -1/+45Yeah, except he didn't have to pay for it.
        • graemee, on 05/10/2008, -2/+24except the convicted of fraud and given a three year community order.
        • hypkitsune, on 05/10/2008, -1/+5instead of going to the slammer.
        • agaudet, on 05/10/2008, -10/+1what if he doesnt do the community service? what happens? nothing, hes a minor
          you could be a convicted serial rapist and it all gets wiped off when you turn of age
          • toxictonic, on 05/10/2008, -0/+11That is absolutely incorrect!
          • DeathfireD, on 05/10/2008, -0/+4lol what world do you live in agaudet?
    • rhinopig, on 05/10/2008, -1/+81Wait... they are hookers and they are worried about violating a state law?
      • b4ckst4bb, on 05/10/2008, -0/+4I think that's what scared them, the fact that the kids would tell on them. :o

        The kid isn't a genius, he's just a gutsy brat who's really good at lying.
        • RauruBlock, on 05/10/2008, -0/+19Surely he is a future politician.
    • firebirdx01, on 05/10/2008, -2/+5or the hookers were just really gullible.

      take your pick.
    • TripcodeMel, on 05/10/2008, -4/+0Not really. Telling the hookers he was someone of "restricted growth working with a travelling circus" is a gussied-up way of telling them he was a circus midget. I doubt he would have known about the state's anti-midged discrimination laws.
    • vkiperman, on 05/10/2008, -0/+9"Genius"? Perhaps. But the story gives little indication about the kid's IQ. In my opinion "sociopath" describes him a tad better. He'll fit right in with the other politicians.
    • thetanman, on 05/10/2008, -0/+2"People of restricted growth" lol. Someone's going to be voting for this kid someday. Karl Rove's been scanning the papers for signs of the chosen one...
    • KaiserDragon, on 05/22/2008, -0/+0I see the hookers having this excuse ready for the police so that they can get out of trouble.
  • dennisg, on 05/10/2008, -10/+3I guess the kid can put his ambitions becoming a politician somewhere where the sun never shines...
    • calantus, on 05/10/2008, -1/+2no looks to be perfect to become a politician... in this country anyway.
    • Diamondeggplant, on 05/15/2008, -0/+0The closet?
  • Koush, on 05/10/2008, -5/+1443 years community service?
    I hope he at least got laid.
    • Smeed, on 05/10/2008, -2/+56He chose to play halo with them....
      • winmywii, on 05/10/2008, -1/+45I know he is a member of this site.
      • DeathfireD, on 05/10/2008, -0/+30oh *****, jack Thompson is gonna be all over this story.
      • Arcanis, on 05/11/2008, -0/+2Wow inviting hookers over to play Halo...

        That's awesome!
      • SharkyTech, on 05/11/2008, -0/+1Guess who's got a new favourite metaphor? This guy.
  • richman241, on 05/10/2008, -4/+143Its what you do after winning a world of warcraft tournament
    • ocbeta, on 05/10/2008, -0/+2Did you notice they were playing "Halo", not Halo? Not sure what sexual move that is.
  • Happy_Phantom, on 05/10/2008, -10/+13That'a boy!
    • samw1ns, on 05/10/2008, -3/+14No! a boy would have had sex with the hookers, not played xbox.
  • Marinium, on 05/10/2008, -1/+174"Halo? You wanna play Halo? Hey, whatever it's your dime kid."
  • wishninja, on 05/10/2008, -27/+2yea and the age of consent needs to 17 in Texas because no one that young could actually enjoy sex it is all in the head of perverts that just want to rape. /sarc
    • StanleyKoolPrik, on 05/10/2008, -3/+19That's a great point. Be sure to bring it up at your next NAMBLA meeting.
      • Qong, on 05/10/2008, -0/+6I just google'd NAMBLA... Jesus
        • dok333, on 05/10/2008, -0/+1*****...so the Super Adventure Club really does exist
          I mean really, does there need to be a ***** association of gay child molesters
    • R0l0, on 05/10/2008, -1/+12Why don't you go ahead and take a seat over there?
  • wishninja, on 05/10/2008, -6/+216Notice how the girls did not know they were under age yet a delivery man did? Notice the girls were let go? They were going to ***** those teens for sure. If the sexes were reversed I doubt anyone would be let go. Say if cops walked in on underage girls playing with male escorts?
    • greenlight2001, on 05/10/2008, -1/+108"Say if cops walked in on underage girls playing with male escorts?"

      Sounds like the story line for a really bad porn.
    • 533n, on 05/10/2008, -0/+48Except that they didn't have sex
    • digitallysick, on 05/10/2008, -1/+109yeah its a double standard we all know it, problem is women can't wake up and see its men controlling them still. The whole "frontal lobe" isn't developed deal is garbage. Trust me, at 13 and up you know if you want sex or not , and you know what you are doing. If a 13 year old guy had sex with someone that was 20, it would be all "high fives!' coolest kid in school, if it was a 13 year old girl with a 20 year old guy, then he is a predator, and she is "raped" even when she agreed to sex... wtf
      • bijna, on 05/10/2008, -15/+1rapist.
      • Fawllen, on 05/10/2008, -0/+10And most likely the girl would be called a slag, wouldn't she? No hi5s for her then!
      • zspade, on 05/10/2008, -12/+4Grow up and have kids, then when one of your daughters is 13 let's see if you still hold the same opinions.
        There are differences between the sexes, and they are real.
        • macweirdo42, on 05/10/2008, -0/+9What is the difference? And mind you, I'm not defending having sex with a minor, but I'm just trying to figure out why it should be different for boys and girls.
        • ArchangelZLT, on 05/10/2008, -0/+2Is there any differences between the sexes that makes underage boys able to have sex with adults and underage girls not (provided they are willing, of course)?
        • CSharpSauce, on 05/10/2008, -3/+2Because a 13 year old girl can't support a baby.... that's what sex is for by the way. A 20 year old girl *potentially* can a 13 year old boy... well no one would be expecting anything out of him, so its different.
        • ArchangelZLT, on 05/10/2008, -0/+1@CSharpSauce:

          And yet there's all this no more abortion talk. Sex have its consequences, aye, but the consequences are for both sexes, not just for poor girls who became young mothers.
        • s0nicfreak, on 05/11/2008, -0/+3So you're saying you would consider your 13 year old daughter stupider than your 13 year old son?
      • diggdiggerid, on 05/10/2008, -1/+9zspade, Your argument is basically "women are stupid and don't know what's good for them. Men of the same age are smarter." Good job!
      • MaximusD, on 05/10/2008, -6/+3A 20 year old guy who ***** a 13 yo girl is definitely a rapist who should go to jail. I can't believe you've been dugg up. I hope that is just a stupid internet post and not actually a reflection of your sexual ethics. Douche.
        • digitallysick, on 05/10/2008, -0/+3So if a 20 year old girl had sex with you when you were 13 should she go to jail for it? Of course not , it would be the greatest thing ever really
        • Orion682, on 05/12/2008, -0/+1Way to completely and utterly miss his point...
    • Nougat, on 05/10/2008, -2/+26I think it's because the story is manufactured. money.co.uk is the only site carrying this story. If it was real, it would be in the Dallas/Fort Worth news. It's not.
      • b4ckst4bb, on 05/10/2008, -1/+1There are holes in this story, but you'd have to be really tapped out of news to need to come up with ***** like this.
        • narcofiche, on 05/10/2008, -0/+2Nah, it's one of those random stories that everyone passes around to friends. They'll probably make a decent amount from the advertising.
    • robz0r, on 05/10/2008, -2/+1Nice.....
    • veloscaper, on 05/10/2008, -3/+6boys can't get pregnant, hence the double standard.

      the consequences of playing on the field of sex are not level between the sexes.
      • digitallysick, on 05/10/2008, -1/+1And? it takes 2 to get pregnant , its just as much up to the guy as it is to the girl.
    • SharkyTech, on 05/11/2008, -0/+1You can't really argue they were preyed upon, they were paying and I would take the same attitude no matter what gender they were.
  • ThrstForKnwldge, on 05/10/2008, -11/+18That kid is a pimp.
  • amanilaenvelope, on 05/10/2008, -5/+188oh my god the onion delivers once again. wait.......
    • gfxl, on 05/10/2008, -0/+6I admit, you made me check the source twice :D
    • DroppedGT, on 05/10/2008, -0/+2That was the first thing I though too.
    • tardusted, on 05/10/2008, -0/+3i had to check after the sentence about celebrating a WoW tournament win with hookers...
  • NotOptium, on 05/10/2008, -10/+2Nice.
  • Atheyst, on 05/10/2008, -17/+1link dead
  • Doomsan, on 05/10/2008, -13/+1I know that was my dream when i was 13.
  • NecroDigg, on 05/10/2008, -13/+2What a LEGEND.
  • jcm267, on 05/10/2008, -12/+4I wish this happened to Tom Cruise instead.
  • Lancer010, on 05/10/2008, -5/+81My faith in our youth is re-established.
    • novask, on 05/10/2008, -2/+8After convincing the hookers he was old enough to sleep with them, he played xbox rather then ***** them. Wheres your faith now Lancer?
    • diggdiggerid, on 05/10/2008, -0/+2your faith in a kid who had to PAY thousands of dollars for a girlfriend?
  • Skunkhair, on 05/10/2008, -10/+2Niice!
  • highlyhigh, on 05/10/2008, -13/+0they slap that 3 years on him for scare. sentencing in our justice system is a joke. they will cut it down to probably 1 year max. but the balls on that kid. i hope he tries again. harder.
    • graemee, on 05/10/2008, -0/+1This is why they need sex in GTA IV.
  • jjbud, on 05/10/2008, -14/+33so did he cum or what?
    • alienunknown, on 05/10/2008, -1/+49Yea. But during WoW, not with the hookers...
    • makemoneynotart, on 05/10/2008, -1/+17Geezus man, some things you just don't talk about!

      Ah Mallrats.
    • eyesmell, on 05/10/2008, -0/+3I could never reach...
    • Qong, on 05/10/2008, -1/+1Why are you even asking that?
      I think that you need the NAMBLA comment from above...
    • Heeeb, on 05/10/2008, -0/+0snoochy boochies!
  • AGONYTUESDAY, on 05/10/2008, -7/+7WIN.
    way to start early.
  • johnlandes, on 05/10/2008, -6/+5Maybe he bought them as a gift for his dad to make up for the spending spree
  • jhails, on 05/10/2008, -7/+7Wow! I wish I'd done that when I was 13!
    • vkiperman, on 05/10/2008, -0/+2You're saying you never did community service?
  • jsleno, on 05/10/2008, -8/+131So... a pubescent 13-year-old teenage boy hires a couple of $1000 hookers to his motel...
    ...to play XBox?

    The dumbing-down of America has begun. We are doomed.
    • ANT1138, on 05/10/2008, -0/+14At least he's not reproducing.
    • Goblin, on 05/10/2008, -0/+1Look, ANY guy who has tried to get their SO to play XBox will tell you that is pretty cheap.
  • mundus, on 05/15/2008, -7/+2Hats off. That;s awesome!
    • vkiperman, on 05/10/2008, -1/+1A criminal record at the age of 13. Yes that's... "awesome"... Isn't it?
      • Sidzilla, on 05/10/2008, -0/+2I don't think a conviction for promoting pussy will ruin his life.
  • Binarydemon, on 05/10/2008, -9/+3You can pay hookers with a credit card! I had no idea. I would have thought prostitution was a cash only business.
    • jb0nd38372, on 05/10/2008, -0/+6Guess where you swpie the card.
    • brianscotch, on 05/10/2008, -1/+1ya man, you gotta get some amex points if youre gonna drop a few grand on that.
  • uziko, on 05/10/2008, -8/+44Are you kidding me? You guys actually think this is real? It's fake.
    • rentmitchum, on 05/10/2008, -2/+10It's too ridiculous to even consider being real. I weep for the people who a gullible enough to believe it and sympathize with those who want a laugh bad enough to delude themselves when they know it's fake.. lol
      • VitriolAndAngst, on 05/10/2008, -2/+2Oh come on -- everything is too incredible until it happens.
        The story may not true -- but, if this happened in Florida, people would be asking if the prostitutes were really teachers...
        ... who would have believed 10 years ago, a 14-year-old boy getting a Hot Blonde Florida teacher? We all imagined it at 14 -- but nobody thought it would happen. EVER. -- the TEACHER, much less, a Teacher any adult would say; "She is too good looking to be a teacher."

        The letters to Playboy may be false -- but somewhere, there is somebody living that dream. He's just too busy to write to playboy.
    • ThunderXcat, on 05/10/2008, -2/+4Sadly, common sense doesn't seem very common anymore.
    • opmike, on 05/10/2008, -2/+4^^^You ***** are ruining this thread.
    • youthinkicare, on 05/10/2008, -1/+14I don't care if it's real or not (and I'm sure it's not) this is the funniest article I've read all day.
    • rkearney, on 05/10/2008, -1/+1I agree , it's just annoying because you know people don't even look twice and will go around telling people about as if its true. Facts don't even matter anymore.
    • VitriolAndAngst, on 05/10/2008, -2/+1Not now, I'm re-writing my childhood.
  • underpope, on 05/10/2008, -12/+4"Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician.". I'd say he's off to a great start.
    • xkorbin, on 05/10/2008, -1/+5So would the person who commented that exact same thing near the top of the section.
    • DamnedHumanRace, on 05/10/2008, -1/+0lolzz i was thinking the exact same thing...
  • mrinsanity, on 05/10/2008, -19/+3probably tried to vote for barack Osama with the credit card, too. kids these days who get into things liek this shuold spend more time in church and not playing stupid videogames that teach them how to buy hookers.
    • Lazydriver, on 05/10/2008, -2/+8"kids these days who get into things *liiek* this *shuold* spend more time in church"
      Church obviously didn't help you learn how to live life, because, #1, you spelled LIKE wrong and #2, you spelled SHOULD wrong. #3, you used improper grammar. Bad grammar = no job. God ain't gonna save you now.
    • Tarotsan, on 05/10/2008, -5/+1Halo is hardly stupid, It is a modern classic. I think the epithet should rather be reserved for those who think Halo has anything to do with buying hookers. I suggest that you are aptly named mrinsanity and you give the opponents of Obama a bad name. They don't need you on their side.
  • electricdragon, on 05/10/2008, -1/+34Prostitution is legal in Texas?
  • taradisiac, on 05/10/2008, -6/+0Niiiiiiice
  • redxninja, on 05/10/2008, -5/+1his Dad must wants some too.
  • lolmacs, on 05/10/2008, -1/+33Hey hes got a leg up on me: hes played Halo with hookers.
  • digitallysick, on 05/10/2008, -6/+1I hope he got laid!!
  • Nougat, on 05/10/2008, -0/+14Fake. This is not in the Dallas/Fort Worth news, which it most certainly would be if it were true.
  • jdorfman, on 05/10/2008, -3/+2this kid is my new hero.
  • mddawso, on 05/10/2008, -6/+29Why am I hearing about this from a UK paper when it happened in the U.S.?

    Isn't the U.S. supposed to handle the not news, and the UK the real news?
    • drizzlelicious, on 05/10/2008, -0/+2The other papers with this story failed to make front page.
    • Fawllen, on 05/10/2008, -1/+7Real news? The UK? Ever read the Daily Mail or the like? Even The Guardian looks a tad dodgy at times!And you wouldn't believe that it was The Times that ran certain 'news'!
    • BN2L, on 05/10/2008, -0/+2money.co.uk isn't a UK paper. look at the tabs at the top, credit cards, loans, mortgages?? Just some dodgy finance website.
  • sjdheuchan, on 05/10/2008, -1/+17"They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them."

    lol
  • sonicularulus, on 05/10/2008, -3/+1that kid has some balls doing that...
    quite literally
    • vkiperman, on 05/10/2008, -0/+1Not the presence of "balls", but the absence of good upbringing. Or, maybe the kids just a sociopath.
  • cryonix, on 05/10/2008, -2/+6wow this reminds me of the movie "milk money" but i those kids were much younger...
  • skinflute, on 05/10/2008, -1/+1"Ralph had reportedly told police that his father wouldn't mind, as it was his birthday last week and he had forgot to get him a present. The father, a lawyer said he had been too busy, but would take him on a surprise trip to Disneyland instead."
    It kinda spoils the surprise if Ralph reads that, but I guess he can at least use it to pressure his dad to keep his word.
  • caponumen, on 05/10/2008, -2/+3Clearly falls under the heading of MASSIVE BALLS.
    I was afraid of hookers when I was 13.....
    • Velnich, on 05/10/2008, -0/+6I still am. More specifically theirs diseases.
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