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- mklopez, on 01/03/2009, -12/+788#11: "I was the first to comment in that article about you in Digg.com"
- mongo22, on 01/03/2009, -3/+399Hi there, I'm Brian. The weather is really nice today. Look at the view. So...how often do you bleach your anus? Uh, do they use a spray bottle to squirt it in the area or do they just... like uh... apply it using an applicator? Does it burn? Have you ever used some to brighten up your socks?
- schrutefan, on 01/03/2009, -2/+375"The ocean called - they're running out of crabs."
- getoffmybridge, on 05/05/2009, -4/+354Bitch comes off pretty pretentious for someone who's had her face blasted by her weight in semen.
- jazzfunkblues, on 01/04/2009, -2/+313"Bet you've never seen a ***** this small!"
- doiveo, on 01/03/2009, -6/+317"Mom?"
- KenCW, on 01/03/2009, -10/+301#12:
Me - "HELLO...hello..."
Porn Star - "Why did you say that twice?"
Me - "I didn't." - uptwolait, on 01/03/2009, -6/+234Dad?
- MrBogard, on 01/04/2009, -3/+229I like how porn stars don't think they're whores.
ps. I love whores. - maz2331, on 01/03/2009, -2/+222#1 thing TO say:
"Want to do a line of coke?" - AmyVernon, on 01/03/2009, -0/+204with a name like MeatPlow, I'm not surprised.
- aesop, on 01/03/2009, -8/+209Funny, but it needs more *****.
- Enlightenment, on 01/03/2009, -17/+188"How Much For A Blow Job, Bitch?"
- vtbarrera, on 02/03/2009, -7/+174#16: "After this you won't be able to ***** for a week!"
- jsp123, on 01/03/2009, -2/+165"How do I get my girlfriend."
- MeatPlow, on 01/03/2009, -5/+165My mom has been telling me since I was twelve that I should be in porn.
- buu2, on 01/03/2009, -8/+152Daughter?
- doublefelix, on 01/03/2009, -5/+14013 "You were really great in Big Ass Quake! #3"
- inactive, on 01/03/2009, -4/+13714. "Are you as nervous as I am to be going all the way for the first time?"
- inactive, on 01/03/2009, -5/+135Boys have a penis girls have a vagina.
- vwerf, on 01/03/2009, -0/+113# 18: .....really? I figured by this time you would be imune to herpes........ sorry
- GregLoire, on 01/04/2009, -3/+114This is perhaps the only comment about being the first poster that I will ever digg up or otherwise approve of in any way.
- rukeypoo, on 01/04/2009, -2/+111I said, "I'd like a little pussy."
She said, "Me too! Mines as big as a house!" - AtheismFTW, on 01/04/2009, -1/+1085. I pleasured myself to you 10 times this week! (OK, I didn't need to know precisely how pathetic you are. And stop trying to shake my hand. I now unfortunately know exactly where it has been.)
Wow. So she can suck a dick that just came out of her *****, but she can't shake a dudes hand? - momomorrell, on 01/03/2009, -4/+107#1. Your test results were POSITIVE
- rolf, on 01/04/2009, -2/+98Who knew porn stars had such high standards?
- inactive, on 01/04/2009, -4/+97Don't be racist.
3 dicks of ANY colour would be hard to deal with. - inactive, on 01/04/2009, -1/+94"But I poop from there!"
"Not right now you don't." - doctordbx, on 01/04/2009, -3/+93God I instantly recognised this as the same bile site as ten things you should never say to twins.
How about we have 10 sites that should never hit the front page of Digg and put this as #2. - Lockhart, on 01/04/2009, -3/+92Why don't you two go get a ***** room.
- dronesixtyten, on 01/04/2009, -1/+88"... off my dick?"
- sofunnyithurts, on 01/04/2009, -4/+88that's an actual thing???
- BullHunter, on 01/03/2009, -10/+89"Can I push in your stool?"
- macmcraeart, on 01/03/2009, -3/+77More sad that you know about anus bleach.
- inactive, on 01/03/2009, -11/+85nice fugly oversized boobs
- Wulffy, on 01/03/2009, -9/+83"How do I get my girlfriend/wife to do ________?" - ;-)
- yournightmare, on 01/04/2009, -2/+71I'm from Alabama, so yeah--a girlfriend is EXACTLY like a sister.
- DomZy, on 01/03/2009, -3/+72# 17. Let's just be friends.
- billraydrums, on 01/04/2009, -0/+66"Do you eat a lot of olestra potato chips or does your ass naturally leak like that?"
- TruthKid, on 01/04/2009, -0/+65Just wait till you see a vagina!
- VyRuZ, on 01/04/2009, -0/+64All that cheesy dialog, with the perv on the other building watching them ***** and getting in on the action has gotten us desensitized.
PS: For those of them who are married to normal people, does the husband ever ask how her day was?
Sandra Romain has taken 3 black dicks in her ass. How does the husband ever COPE with that? - bixby1, on 01/03/2009, -2/+65however, there are a lot of things you CAN say.
- inactive, on 01/04/2009, -2/+60yeah...OK. It is JUST like that!
- NeoMantas, on 01/04/2009, -0/+57From http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Predator
Hawkins: [to Billy] I was going down on my girlfriend and said "sheesh, you got a big pussy. Sheesh, you got a big pussy." And she said, "Why did you say that twice?" And I said "I didn't. it was the echo." - TheTaoOfBill, on 01/04/2009, -0/+53*Spoiler*
He cums on her face. - Drakk0n, on 01/03/2009, -6/+55I met Stormy at a club where she was signing autographs - she was a really nice and up close she is incredibly beautiful. $20 for an autographed polaroid, a signed DVD, and to "touch the twins" so my and my buddy got in on the deal. Worth every penny to say 'I touched a porn star' and check it off the bucket list :-)
What did I say you ask - "I saw you in 40 year old virgin" and some other incoherent mumbling - jackelopeus, on 01/03/2009, -1/+48That comment could be applied to most Digg submissions, except for the funny part...
- TruthKid, on 01/04/2009, -2/+45A girlfriend's like a sister right?
- inactive, on 01/04/2009, -0/+40yeah..but what will THAT cost him?
- MrLazySmurf, on 01/03/2009, -1/+37LOL
Nice.. Needed the morning laugh. Not sure if you picked that up from Predator or Family Guy.
sad that i have two sources.
:( -
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