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- ExSlashdotter, on 10/12/2007, -1/+158I'm hot 'cause I'm fly
You ain't 'cause you not
This is why
this is why
this is why i'm hot
somebody stab me in the jaw. - Jwoey, on 10/12/2007, -1/+125My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
In the back and in the front (lumps)
My lovin' got you,
Really, this should win, not only as the worst lyrics, but as the worst song altogether. - Hipple, on 10/12/2007, -2/+100Yeah I'm not seeing how that Steve Miller song rhymes a word with itself
- 11arrows, on 10/12/2007, -2/+92I gotta vote for "my lovely lady lumps"
- ogmak, on 10/12/2007, -5/+87I disagree with the Oasis one. The whole point of that lyric is to get a sence or psychosis, lacking the grasp of reality.
They were looking at the lyrics too literally. Just by itself, it doesn't really make sence. - Sharkee, on 10/12/2007, -15/+81I think the biggest song writting sin is rhyming a word with itself.
"He was a skater boy, she said see you later boy" - Avril Lavine
"Abra, abra-cadabra. I'm gonna reach out and grab ya" - Steve Miller
"She wants to go home but nobody's home. That's where she lies broken inside. No place to go, no place to go. To dry her eyes broken inside" Avril Lavine
"To just let it flow, let my concepts go. My posse's to the side yellin "Go Vanilla, go!" - Vanilla Ice - ExSlashdotter, on 10/12/2007, -0/+55Tell me what you want,
what you really, really want!
I'll tell you what I want,
what I really, really want!
I want a (what!)
I want a (what!)
I want a (what!)
I want a (what!)
I really, really, really want a zigga-zig-ah!
Move ZIG for great justice?! WTF? - tatortut, on 10/12/2007, -0/+54#1= This is why I'm hot
- silverwolfe, on 10/12/2007, -1/+49Whatcha gonna do with all that junk
All that junk inside your trunk?
Ima gonna get get get get you drunk
Get you love drunk off my hump!
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps (Check it out) - dassin, on 10/12/2007, -13/+57In Avril's defense, in "He was a skater boy, she said see you later boy" she's not rhyming "boy" with "boy."
She's rhyming "a skater boy" with "ya later boy." A bit different than some others in your list. - DesiGUY, on 10/12/2007, -4/+48buried it as inaccurate... no rap/hip-hop lyrics?
- silverwolfe, on 10/12/2007, -1/+45T to the A to the S T E Y girl you tasty, T to the A to the S T E Y girl you tasty
D to the E to the L I C I O U S, to the D to the E to the, to the, to the, hit it Fergie
(Real Lyrics) - betterth, on 10/12/2007, -1/+44I went to the billboard music webpage, and found the number one Hip Hop song. It's "Buy U A Drank". Yes, Drank.
Here's a clip of this little literary gem:
"Imma buy you a drank
Theen imma take you home with me
I got money in the bank
Shawty whachu think bout that
Find me in the grey cadillac
We in the bed like
Ooh ooh ohh, ooh ooh
We in the bed like
Ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh " - thursvai, on 10/12/2007, -4/+40They put two lines of black sabbath in instead of this:
"(Ay, who i be?)
Rubber band man
Wild as the Taliban
9 in my right
45 in my other hand.
(who i'm is?)
Call me trouble man
always in trouble man
worth a couple hundred grand
chevys, all colors man"
TI- Rubber Band Man.
50% of the rhymes are "man".. ***** pathetic.
Please, there is so much worse out there now than like half of that list. - Purin, on 10/12/2007, -0/+36I agreed with the list until I saw Black Sabbath at number ten.
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+35No Hanson?
Mmm bop baby top ah duwha duwha...I can't even ***** type it out. - carnage, on 10/12/2007, -1/+35"New Kids On The block,had a bunch of hits
Chinese food makes me sick.
And I think it's fly when girls stop by for the summer,for the summer
I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch,
I'd take her if I had one wish,
But she's been gone since that summer..
Since that summer" - lfo summer time girls
Seriously look up the lyrics to this song, u get golds like
"You're the best girl that I ever did see,
The great Larry Bird Jersey 33"
"When you take a sip you buzz like a hornet
Billy Shakespeare wrote a whole bunch of sonnets"
unless there is some deeper meaning that im missing - Haohmaru, on 10/12/2007, -3/+36How about this Beyonce gem:
"I could have another you in a minute
Matter fact, he'll be here in a minute"
Wow. - greenriver572, on 10/12/2007, -0/+30the black sabbath lyrics aren't that bad, at least they make sense, unlike the ghost/toast/evening news.
- RationalAntaxia, on 10/12/2007, -12/+41Every Fallout Boy song ever created???
emo sux! - nottidredd, on 10/12/2007, -2/+30"to the window, to the wall!! till the sweat drip from my balls.......skeet skeet god damn!"
- hugginsd, on 10/12/2007, -3/+29The
*****
is
bananas
B A N A N A S - astrofizix, on 10/12/2007, -9/+35"Breath in, breath out"
"Breath in, breath out"
"Breath in, breath out"
"I have a machine head" ?!?! Bush has always topped my list for worst lyrics (from the bands that I actually enjoy the music of)
Would love to see this list done by an american, I don't even recognize several of those bands. - CapeKid, on 10/12/2007, -0/+24Alanis Morissette shows the "pure genius" of My Humps:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZw-8RSyvh8 - GinsuGuy585, on 10/12/2007, -1/+24Black Sabbath - War Pigs:
This should not be labeled "bad lyrics". The Generals' masses refer to a large gathering of generals, whereas the Witches' black masses refers to a black mass (see: religious event) and not the quantity of people at the gathering. It is an excelent play on words. - ballsonyourface, on 10/12/2007, -0/+22I am sick of reading all of these crappy lyrics, I'd rather have a piece of toast.
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -1/+21WTF?! Seriously...WTF? War Pigs is one of the great metal songs giving the finger to those who perpetuated the Vietnam war. Lame.
- Anrkist, on 10/12/2007, -6/+25I think Vanilla Ice is pretty much a given for one of the worst events in Music history.. probably why he doesn't make the lists anymore.
- revmonkey, on 10/12/2007, -0/+19sad part is that they didn't even spell the word 'tasty' correctly.
- nottidredd, on 10/12/2007, -1/+19evil minds that plot destruction,
sorcerers of death's construction
in the field the bodies burning,
as the war machine keeps turning,
death and hatred to mankind,
poisoning their brainwashed minds, oh lord yea!! - wreckingcru, on 10/12/2007, -1/+19Dugg my friend! You quite literally stole the words out of my mouth as I read the list.
- Wonkanobi, on 10/12/2007, -1/+18Maybe not the absolute worst, but certainlhy the laziest chorus EVER.
- catalysis, on 10/12/2007, -0/+17War Pigs is a classic. This list lost all credibility with that.
- ByronT, on 10/12/2007, -1/+17SOMEONE LEFT THE CAKE OUT IN THE RAIN!
- FireStrife, on 10/12/2007, -1/+16I think Fergie's "Fergalicious" is pretty bad i mean that line "Laced with Lacey" makes no sense.
- Jwoey, on 10/12/2007, -2/+17Loser has great lyrics! they dont mean anything but they aren't supposed to! Its like the Meatloaf song - I would do anything for love but i won't do that.. its supposed to be nonsensical, and I think that makes it exempt from 'worst lyrics' lists.
- blahtastic, on 10/12/2007, -2/+17I agree, I thought that was kinda clever.
My thought (aside from agreeing with putting anything that fergie sings in) instead of the U2 that's in there, how about "Uno, dos, tres, catorce"? I don't care if it's the number of albums you have or whatever the excuse might be, I don't want to hear one, two, three, fourteen every 5 seconds in some damn iPod commercial. - catalysis, on 10/12/2007, -2/+16Fallout Boy classifies themselves as emo.
- ChuckIT, on 10/12/2007, -4/+18# 10 Black Sabbath - War Pigs
Generals gathered in their masses,
Just like witches at black masses.
uh...i do not see the problem with the lyrics in this song...it's a very meaningful song. - moneyballs2, on 10/12/2007, -0/+14From Justin Timberlake
His Name Was Bob And He Worked At His Job
Isn't that just the best rhyme ever in a song? - trippinlikegod, on 10/12/2007, -0/+13I have to agree that song should have made number 1 on this list. ***** they should have made a new spot at the very top with a flaming pile of golden dog ***** and wrote "My Humps" next to it.
- gelu88, on 10/12/2007, -3/+16I really have to disagree with the Black sabbath one.
"Generals gathered in their masses,
Just like witches at black masses."
Is one of my favorite lines in all of music
I agree it can be judged on the rhyming, but the contest here seems to be for the worst lyrics, which this really is not. - DEEd33, on 10/12/2007, -1/+14Politicians hide themselves away
They only started the war
Why should they go out to fight?
They leave that role to the poor
Time will tell on their power minds
Making war just for fun
Treating people just like pawns in chess
Wait till their judgement day comes, yeah! - knifesideleft, on 10/12/2007, -1/+14You are all wrong
My love for you is like a truck, Berserker
Would you like some making *****, Berserker
My love for you is like a rock, Berserker
The Berserker is just so obscene
Likes evil people you know what I mean
He takes your soul and then just rips you apart
He'll steal your heart
Would you like to smoke some pot, Berserker
My love for you is ticking clock, Berserker
Would you like to suck my *****, Berserker
Would you like some making *****, Berserker - kernco, on 10/12/2007, -1/+14"Don't say you're easy on me you're about as easy as a nuclear war."
I've always thought those would be pretty easy. Choose populated targets, launch missiles, get in fallout shelter, done. - treed, on 10/12/2007, -0/+13It gets worse when they reprise it with:
"What you gonna do with all that ass, all that ass inside your jeans?
They could at least have rhymed ass with pants. :-/ - evilpettingzoo, on 10/12/2007, -7/+19"lightning crashes, a new mother cries
her placenta falls to the floor" Who uses the word placenta in a song. - chicken101, on 10/12/2007, -4/+16What's wrong with #7? I've always thought that was a pretty damn good song.
- javaroast, on 10/12/2007, -0/+12Yeah the Black Sabbath lyric is way off. Great lyric, great song
- skankyBacon, on 10/12/2007, -1/+12That's from Live, not Pearl Jam
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