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- Nekura20x6, on 01/12/2009, -3/+109Well done - a top-rate parody. (That song is really infectious, too - it's one of those that just gets going in your head and doesn't stop.)
- jmoh, on 01/13/2009, -8/+104It's been one week since you looked at me
Cocked your head to the side and said "I'm angry"
Five days since you laughed at me saying
"Get that together come back and see me"
Three days since the living room
I realized it's all my fault, but couldn't tell you
Yesterday you'd forgiven me
but it'll still be two days till I say I'm sorry
Hold it now and watch the hoodwink
As I make you stop, think
You'll think you're looking at Aquaman
I summon fish to the dish, although I like the Chalet Swiss
I like the sushi
'cause it's never touched a frying pan
Hot like wasabe when I bust rhymes
Big like LeAnn Rimes
Because I'm all about value
Bert Kaempfert's got the mad hits
You try to match wits, you try to hold me but I bust through
Gonna make a break and take a fake
I'd like a stinkin achin shake
I like vanilla, it's the finest of the flavours
Gotta see the show, cause then you'll know
The vertigo is gonna grow
Cause it's so dangerous,
you'll have to sign a waiver
How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad
Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad
I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
Can't understand what I mean?
Well, you soon will
I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
I have a history of taking off my shirt
It's been one week since you looked at me
Threw your arms in the air
and said "You're crazy"
Five days since you tackled me
I've still got the rug burns on both my knees
It's been three days since the afternoon
You realized it's not my fault
not a moment too soon
Yesterday you'd forgiven me
And now I sit back and wait til you say you're sorry
Chickity China the Chinese chicken
You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin'
Watchin' X-Files with no lights on
We're dans la maison
I hope the Smoking Man's in this one
Like Harrison Ford I'm getting frantic
Like Sting I'm tantric
Like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy
Like Kurasawa I make mad films
Okay, I don't make films
But if I did they'd have a Samurai
Gonna get a set a' better clubs
Gonna find the kind with tiny nubs
Just so my irons aren't always flying off the back-swing
Gotta get in tune with Sailor Moon
'Cause the cartoon has got the boom anime babes
That make me think the wrong thing
How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad
Tryin' hard not to smile though I feel bad
I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
Can't understand what I mean?
Well, you soon will
I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
I have a history of losing my shirt
It's been one week since you looked at me
Dropped your arms to your sides
and said "I'm sorry"
Five days since I laughed at you and said
"You just did just what I thought you were gonna do"
Three days since the living room
We realized we're both to blame,
but what could we do?
Yesterday you just smiled at me
Cause it'll still be two days till we say we're sorry
It'll still be two days till we say we're sorry
It'll still be two days till we say we're sorry
Birchmount Stadium, home of the Robbie - SmooveO, on 01/12/2009, -2/+90Props to the mental ward employee dancer. He's got some moves!
- funnygreen, on 01/13/2009, -0/+81I remember buying this album in 8th grade and my parents freaking out about the name 'BareNakedLadies.'
- mizuhri, on 01/12/2009, -8/+79If I had a million dollars.. I would buy the rights to the song and destroy it.
- RBrenner14, on 01/12/2009, -7/+71CollegeHumor consistently releases the funniest stuff on the Internet. My dream job...
- godmode, on 01/13/2009, -4/+61BNL is awesome.
- Caffro, on 01/12/2009, -5/+51Chicka the chinese the chinese chicken
- xParker, on 01/12/2009, -2/+45jake and amir ftw (for the wolf)
- stephcv, on 01/12/2009, -1/+42I'd buy you some art - a picasso or a garfunkle
- dvsbastard, on 01/13/2009, -2/+43I'd do two chicks at the same time...
- ToTheBatcave, on 01/13/2009, -0/+40You have a drumstick and your brain starts tickin.
- inactive, on 01/13/2009, -4/+40Anyone who is a true fan of the Barenaked Ladies is well aware that this song is the worst thing they ever came up with, and most of their material is far too deep and meaningful for American pop audiences to comprehend. They reached "Beatles" status in Canada. This song was actually done ad lib in just a few minutes, as they do in many of their concerts. They basically lay down a basic beat, rhythm, riff, and go off. From there, they improvise and sometimes it comes out better than others.
I still rank their "Maroon" tour as the best and by far the funniest concert I have ever been to. I would highly suggest that all the BNL naysayers out there go out and buy one of their albums and listen to the stuff they don't release. Its gold. Their lyrics are funny, insightful, and meaningful, no filler. - Dismember, on 01/13/2009, -0/+35Watching X-Files with no lights on
- mooseofshadows, on 01/13/2009, -0/+31I'd buy you a green dress
(But not a real green dress, that's cruel!) - MrDoug, on 01/13/2009, -0/+30Well done...
...but you can go to hell for getting that stuck in my head before bed. - esteadee, on 01/13/2009, -0/+21Like Harrison Ford, this thread is making me frantic. And suicidal.
- inactive, on 01/13/2009, -0/+20I'd buy you a k-car, a nice reliant automobile.
- LumenMelano, on 01/13/2009, -0/+16*sigh* If I must.
But if I did they'd have a samurai - johnnyguitar, on 01/13/2009, -0/+15I believe what we are experiencing is called a generational gap.
- Danls92, on 01/13/2009, -0/+15I'd be rich
- sgtbutterscotch, on 01/13/2009, -0/+15...K, I don't make films
- JimmyYeung, on 01/13/2009, -0/+15Like Kurasawa I make mad films
- Dismember, on 01/13/2009, -0/+14I'd build a tree fort in my yard
- ArmandoM, on 01/13/2009, -0/+13Like Sting I'm tantric... Like Snicker's guaranteed to satisfy...
- goalieguy314, on 01/13/2009, -3/+15Son of a bitch! I completely forgot about this song! Can't.. make.. it.. stop..! Damn you collegehumor!
- sagien, on 01/13/2009, -0/+12I would buy you a monkey. Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
- Quicksilver4648, on 01/13/2009, -1/+13Buy N' Large?
- frumpsnake, on 01/13/2009, -0/+12How topical! Can't wait for the Marcy Playground, Goo Goo Dolls, and Harvey Danger parodies...
- yacks, on 01/13/2009, -0/+10We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner
- chuckDontSurf, on 01/13/2009, -1/+11I think it took them that long to come up with new lyrics that work.
- charlieville, on 01/12/2009, -4/+14If I had a million dollars Id buy a girl who was really hot and dumb
- TheReverendBill, on 01/13/2009, -0/+10Gotta get in tune with Sailor Moon
'Cause the cartoon has got the boom anime babes
That make me think the wrong thing! - Ne007, on 01/13/2009, -9/+1910 years too late.
- Clark3934, on 01/13/2009, -0/+9Link to Weird Al's parody:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRcfDmkrhAI - Ajajadude, on 01/13/2009, -0/+9My mom didn't like them at first, especially since the first song she heard was "Old Apartment"...she thought it was nothing but a bunch of "banging around."
She loves them now. - RBrenner14, on 01/12/2009, -0/+9so ace
- streeters, on 01/13/2009, -0/+9That was kind of the point of the whole thing. That I still remember the words to this stupid song so many years later and how annoying that is.
- Jaydo, on 01/13/2009, -0/+8I would still eat kraft dinner.
- theImmodiumGuy, on 01/13/2009, -1/+9It's been one week since we got to see
Cheating lovers and cousins that marry
Five days since they had the show
With the hermaphrodite, the slut, and the crack ho
Three days since we heard the tale
About the guy who learned his woman was a she-male
Yesterday it occurred to me
That I've been watching a bit too much Jerry Springer
(Weird Al's version kicks this one's ass) - OUChevelleSS, on 01/13/2009, -1/+9I think that's the point of the parody...the song is still with us today.
- OSXpert, on 01/13/2009, -0/+8Weird Al did a fine parody of this years ago, for what its worth.
- NyteStarNyne, on 01/13/2009, -0/+8I remember as a kid, watching a Nickelodeon concert and one of the hosts said "Coming up later in the show we're going to have Barenaked Ladies performing". Needless to say I waited patiently for what was one of the biggest disappointments ever.
- mizuhri, on 01/12/2009, -1/+8I thought it was Foreman from House dancing.
- Jooshbro, on 01/13/2009, -0/+7and Jocelyn!
- Lanlost, on 01/13/2009, -1/+7Just for any music fans out there. While Barenaked Ladies is.. normally thought of a band that makes 'silly' songs and such.. you should really check out the album that this song came from.
In my opinion, Stunt is one of the greatest albums of all time and only now am I starting to see some sites (like AllMusic) give it the exposure it deserves.
I got it because my parents thought I would like it as a Christmas present when I was in High School and put it off for a year and then finally listened to it and was blown away.
An absolute choice album for anyone who truly loves music. Huge contrast of songs and a PERFECT track order make it essential. Great lyrical play and texture of sounds and overall great songwriting. This album has some pretty depressing lyrics scattered about songs that first glance seem anything but the sort.
Seriously.. you should get it. - JustJoe4Life, on 01/13/2009, -1/+7Aren't you one person who works for CollegeHumor, pretending to be two?
- Perigren, on 01/13/2009, -3/+9Still one of my favorite songs of all time, pain in the ass because it gets stuck in my head so easily though.
- goalieguy314, on 01/13/2009, -0/+6For the epic wolf
- inactive, on 01/13/2009, -0/+5Of course, you'd just eat more!
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