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Steven Seagal! Under Seige 3! In Space! Almost Definitely!

hecklerspray.com — Slowly but surely, my prayers for an action movie featuring the action greats will come to fruition. Yeah, you heard. Buoyed up by the recent success of his peers, Steven Seagal has decided that he’s going to follow suit and make Under Siege 3.

Who dugg this? Made popular Oct 3, 2008

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  • pitchblack16, on 10/03/2008, -1/+55Bring back Van Damme, and get Chuck Norris to roundhouse something, anything.
  • funkymonkey01, on 10/03/2008, -1/+48I know it's sad, but I would definitely see this film.

    Do you think his space helmut will have a special hole just for his ponytail?
  • pitchblack16, on 10/03/2008, -0/+28lol, ***** ya, put em all in 1 movie
  • kplo, on 04/01/2009, -0/+27i believe the universe would implode from the black hole of awesomeness created by having them all in the same place
  • synthaxx, on 10/03/2008, -0/+24In space, no one can hear you mumble in a monotone voice.
  • muttamutta, on 10/03/2008, -2/+26I will watch this movie even if I have to grow a crap ponytail and star in it myself
  • RicardoWilliams, on 10/03/2008, -3/+19i'll pay top dollar to see this movie
  • MacBookForMe, on 10/03/2008, -0/+16...and Rambo, and Terminator, and Bruce Willis, and....
  • Theod48, on 10/03/2008, -1/+15best worst actor ever!
  • inactive, on 10/03/2008, -0/+13I can see it now...

    Seagal, Van Damme, Norris, Stallone, Schwarzenegger, Willis, Chan, Snipes... and recently reincarnated Bruce Lee as Joe Everyman, star in - The Best ***** Action Movie You Could Ever Conceive - Coming 12/12/12

  • angusm, on 10/03/2008, -0/+12This will be a terrible movie that I will almost certainly see in an overnight bus somewhere in South-East Asia, dubbed into Thai with subtitles in Vietnamese.
  • aolshove, on 10/03/2008, -0/+10Close up on astronaut: "Jeez, I'm sick of these little space food items that come in pre-sealed packets, why can't we get some REAL food!?!".

    Queue: Seagal.

    ACTION!
  • penileartery, on 10/03/2008, -0/+9lame, i want to see ***** Puncher really come about
  • cjacks9, on 10/03/2008, -1/+10It's doable (minus the outer space aliens thing) if it's like Executive Decision...he's leading/training a team, they get called to action and he dies at some point. And not at the end either. That is the only way.
  • inactive, on 10/03/2008, -0/+9now my coworker thinks I'm crazy, thanks.
  • inactive, on 10/03/2008, -0/+8"I got these new headphones, so now I can watch my Steven Segal movies without wakin' Bonnie."
  • regression, on 10/03/2008, -1/+8can't forget mr. t also...
  • threemagic, on 10/03/2008, -0/+7Con Air 2: Someone stole the bunny
  • rupric, on 10/03/2008, -0/+7If by top dollar you mean you will download it free before the release I'm in.
  • kplo, on 04/01/2009, -1/+8oh man. is that a new genre? under siege fan fiction?
  • angusm, on 10/03/2008, -8/+15Awesome. That jumps straight to the top of my "Movies I have absolutely no interest in seeing" list, beating even "Hannah Montana" and "The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2" for the coveted #1 spot.
  • leerayIG88, on 10/03/2008, -0/+7''Total Carnage! I love it!''
  • rz8472, on 10/03/2008, -0/+6We also need some sort of environmental, pro-Native American rights theme...
  • threemagic, on 10/03/2008, -0/+6As long as they throw in some Erika Elniak type boobs somewhere.. I'm all for it
  • CannedMango, on 10/03/2008, -0/+6Everyone knows it's the "4th" movie in the franchise that goes into space.
  • palehorse864, on 10/03/2008, -0/+6This is ridiculously implausible for the series. In space!?

    I hope some of you see how crazy this idea is.

    He's a chef for crying out loud. All the little space food items come in pre-sealed packets. How are they going to explain this one? The rest of the plot seems sound, but come on, a chef in space? Really.
  • mrogi, on 10/03/2008, -0/+6The only thing under siege is Seagal's waistline. He's ballooned into a big fat pig.
  • ks136, on 10/03/2008, -0/+5Finally, someone who knows which world events actually warrant multiple exclamation points in the title!!
  • nordberg, on 10/03/2008, -0/+5I'd love to see the poster for that movie...
  • anagoge, on 10/03/2008, -1/+6I found the poster: http://www.flickr.com/photos/32679318@N00/28573073 ...
  • maxjames007, on 10/03/2008, -1/+6Brilliant!

    J
  • prem444, on 10/03/2008, -0/+5Totally made my day!
  • whahaa, on 10/03/2008, -0/+5you're the cook??

    i also cook.
  • undershirt, on 10/03/2008, -0/+5Agreed. Sometimes I think unintentional comedy is the best kind.
  • Codee, on 10/03/2008, -0/+4I know, I know, I know and I don't care. I'm still going to see this movie.
  • ubuwalker31, on 10/03/2008, -0/+4A Steven Seagal outer space film could possibly work and kick ass...if executed properly. I can see it now, the year is 2020, and the new International Space Station is launched into orbit...Seagal is sent along as the chef, having won Food TV's "most unlikely chef" contest, and as a reward, he gets to cook for the crew. Meanwhile, terrorists/aliens/something else forces the ISS to lose orbit, plummeting to earth. Seagal must work with engineers and computer geeks and a hot playmate (perhaps Rachel Ray?) to save the station and ferret out the bad guys. It could be like Babbette's Feast meets Under Siege food porn.
  • inactive, on 10/03/2008, -0/+4Oh HELL no.
  • TheSkunkMonkey, on 10/03/2008, -0/+4I can understand why it's going to be in space.. Have you seen how fat he's gotten? They will have to use low gravity so he can make those crazy moves still work.
  • ThatEvilGuy, on 10/03/2008, -0/+4Has this every happened to anyone, today I was looking at some Seagal stuff and I was just looking at Seagal's IMDB page WHILE listening to Under Seige soundtrack on youtube and bam!, Digg has a story on it, how weird, the second time this happened to me.

    BTW, say all you want but Under Seige 2 was bad ass!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Z5ORsykrwE
  • flapanthers87, on 10/03/2008, -0/+4You're gay.

    Seagal owns Cyrus and those ***** jeans.
  • DarkSim, on 10/03/2008, -0/+4Nobody beats him in the kitchen.
  • inactive, on 10/03/2008, -0/+4Hopefully there will be a midnight showing.
  • threemagic, on 10/03/2008, -0/+4Funny thing is that aliens always attack us because they have superior technology and yet, we ALWAYS kick their ass...

    maybe aliens aren't very smart after all...

  • inactive, on 10/03/2008, -0/+4Throw in Con-Air II or 2 while you're at it.
  • inactive, on 10/03/2008, -1/+4I smell straight to video.
  • jojo77, on 10/03/2008, -1/+4F*CK YEA!
  • oriondr, on 10/03/2008, -0/+3Please, for the love of god, no.
  • jonmlm, on 10/03/2008, -0/+3his peers?
  • syxx, on 10/03/2008, -0/+3This movie will make House Party look like House Party 2!
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