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- maverick_swl, on 03/16/2009, -10/+761That was awesome
- s0m31john, on 03/16/2009, -4/+567"Oh stewardess, I speak Jive."
- Totalsam, on 03/16/2009, -0/+434"Before you leave, our advice is, put away your electronic devices, fasten your seatbelt then put your trays up, press the button to make the seatback raise up"
Someone get this man a record contract. Dude is flying high. - mysn239, on 03/16/2009, -9/+413I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air - NoodlePDX, on 03/16/2009, -7/+334"This is Flight 3-7-2 on SWA,
The flight attendants on board servin you today,
Theresa in the middle, David in the back,
My name is David and I'm here to tell you that,
Shortly after takeoff, first things first,
There's soft drinks and coffee to quench your thirst,
But if you want another kinda drink, then just holler,
Alcoholic beverages'll be four dollars,
If a Monster energy drink is your plan,
That'll be three dollars and you get the whole can,
We won't take your cash, you gotta pay with plastic,
If you have a coupon then that's fantastic,
We know you're ready to get to new places,
Open up the vents, put away your suitcases,
Carry on items go under the seat,
In front of you so none of you have things by your feet,
If you have a seat on a row with a exit,
We're gonna talk to ya, so you might as well expect it,
Ya gotta help evacuate, in case we need you,
If you don't wanna, then we're gonna re-seat you,
Before we leave, our advice is,
Put away your electronic devices,
Fasten your seatbelt, then put your trays up,
Press the button to make the seatback raise up,
Sit back, relax, have a good time,
It's almost time to go, so I'm done with the rhyme,
Thank you for the fact that I wasn't ignored,
This is Southwest Airlines, welcome aboard." - tyne101101, on 03/16/2009, -1/+313This guy honestly is a very great flight attendant in which he made flights a fun experience. Kudos to this guy from Southwest Airlines and this person who uploaded this video!
- googooly, on 03/16/2009, -4/+255" you will not get that in United Airlines" Epic Lose for UA
- kahoona1, on 03/16/2009, -1/+247Southwest is so much more enjoyable to fly than the other airlines. The crew actually has a personality.
- luke374, on 03/16/2009, -1/+236I just flew Southwest a couple days ago, the stewardess was pretty funny. At the end of the flight she said "And it's certainly been your pleasure having me on board today."
- inactive, on 03/16/2009, -1/+203This is why I like Southwest.
- badenglishihave, on 03/16/2009, -1/+195He's better than 90% of you rappers out there.
- briansalo, on 03/16/2009, -2/+191I immediately regret my career choice.
- jakereilly, on 03/16/2009, -22/+205Who else read "Raping Flight Attendant"?
- statsman1982, on 03/16/2009, -6/+135News stories like this (if that's what we can call this) are just what I like to see in times like this. It's an uplifting story that doesn't require anyone to be suffering (unlike stories where sick kids or adults give inspiration to others). This story is purely positive.
Sorry if I'm making too much of this, but dammit, we need some good stories like this in times like these! - n8o8, on 03/16/2009, -1/+129Back in the day hip-hop used to be fun like this, I miss it! It's kinda hard to own a track where the hook is all about how great the rapper who wrote it. Do I wanna repeat lyrics about how great someone else is when I need a pick me up?
- centran, on 03/17/2009, -0/+124I just flew Southwest a couple days ago as well. The pilot said "giggity" every time he came on the PA.
Also, the stewardess thanked everyone who paid attention during the safety speech and wished those that hadn't good luck. - Rubiksphere, on 03/16/2009, -0/+113He should do PSA's
- JakeyG14, on 03/16/2009, -5/+114Or people with big ***** like me.
- xrEE, on 03/16/2009, -0/+93I hope nobody walks in while I'm singing this like a black man.
- carshadfan, on 03/17/2009, -0/+92haha i just flew today and the pilot said "WOW what a great landing"
silly southwest - MillurTime, on 03/16/2009, -8/+94The passengers looked pretty awkward during that.
- dragtre, on 03/16/2009, -3/+82http://i37.tinypic.com/v33fhz.gif
- xrEE, on 03/16/2009, -1/+73That guy throwing up the gang signs is showing us how hip he really is.
- MarkCiccone, on 03/16/2009, -1/+69Jeez that was fast, I just saw this on CNN.
- entropysteak, on 03/17/2009, -3/+66You know the Nazi's had pieces of flair. They made the Jews wear it.
- pixelate, on 03/16/2009, -2/+64They're OK, but sometimes I feel like they could have more pieces of flair.
- UtopiaInTheSky, on 03/16/2009, -4/+64Southwest, figures.
- cowsgonemadd3, on 03/16/2009, -1/+59http://content.ytmnd.com/content/9/3/4/934b12c32dc ...
- bonk2k, on 03/17/2009, -0/+52When I flew SW the flight attendant said in "if you're on the phone say 'i love you' and hang up. if you don't love em, just hang up." It got a pretty good chuckle in the cabin. It helped that she had a nice thick southern drawl as well.
- okitasan, on 03/16/2009, -3/+54my prediction is now that he's all over the internet and *****, he will soon be offered a record contract or his own TV show or something.
- fightingforair, on 03/17/2009, -1/+49Could have been worse, stomping in the air.
Rocking that boat might cause a stare. - KilGil27, on 03/17/2009, -0/+48I came into Philly a couple weeks ago during that snow storm. After a shaky landing, the pilot came on the PA, let out a big sigh of relief and said "whew, we made it" and everyone started clapping
- checkslash, on 03/16/2009, -0/+47They also don't charge extra for baggage, and they also have more legroom than other airlines... which is nice for people with long legs like me :)
- themastersb, on 03/17/2009, -1/+47He actually says words. Not only that either. The words make sense and form sentences.
- RansomHoldiay, on 03/16/2009, -2/+47they're going to Oklahoma. it's that or suicide.
- FelixDrylock, on 03/16/2009, -1/+42Southwest is the peoples' airline. They just get it.
- Augie1969, on 03/17/2009, -2/+42Shiiiiit, maaaaan. That honky muf' be messin' mah old lady... got to be runnin' cold upside down his head, you know?
- checkslash, on 03/16/2009, -1/+41Most of the Southwest flights I've been on have had great customer service.. it seems like all of their flight attendants are much happier that those, at say, United or Delta. I've had Southwest flight attendants that sing, tells jokes.. and now apparently there's a rapper out there!
All I've ever gotten from a Delta attendant is a scolding for putting my jacket in the overhead compartment before everyone had boarded.. there wasn't any room for anything else but a jacket anyways!
The reasoning is pretty clear: the more successful the airline, the more the employees get paid, the happier its employees become, and the better they treat you. - whatupdoc18, on 03/16/2009, -0/+37apparently he's signed with SWA... if their whole flying people around business tanks they always got this guy
- VegaObscura3, on 03/17/2009, -0/+37Non-rapping flight attendant.
- reflux83, on 03/16/2009, -2/+39...that's my uncle.... No really that man is my uncle.... I had no idea he did this....
- FelixDrylock, on 03/16/2009, -5/+39really? CNN? I thought they were a news station... guess I thought wrong.
- ZeeZee2k, on 03/16/2009, -4/+36Will?
- rmartin8484, on 03/16/2009, -3/+34I think The Lonely Island should have a song featuring him
- pushforpeace, on 03/16/2009, -0/+30It's still around, brother. Just gotta look under the mainstream, but hip-hop's still very much alive.
- NoodlePDX, on 03/17/2009, -0/+30i dunno...3.5 maybe??
- KibblesnBitts, on 03/17/2009, -0/+29Man I remember back in the nineties, Western Pacific used to do this kind of stuff. They were notorious for being cheap, but upon landing from Denver they'd ask us to keep our seatbelts on, we would unbuckle, and the pilot said, "I hear all of your buckles clicking, stop cheating or else I will take this plane back to Denver" and after we chucked he went on again and said, "I'm serious"
- Warcrack, on 03/17/2009, -3/+32Eminem disagrees.
- DephexTwin, on 03/17/2009, -0/+28Nah, nothing about that sounded racist at all.
- wondertwins, on 03/17/2009, -1/+28how many times did u watch the vid to write the whole lyrics
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