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- bdawg923, on 04/15/2008, -1/+78"In Seattle today, a man has bruised 23 people in a punching spree..."
- bigmac375, on 04/15/2008, -1/+43Word on the street says they might be careless enough to add a plot.
- DeadSkinMask, on 04/15/2008, -0/+41The movie has some big shoes to fill. Lets face it, it was a pretty damn good trailer!
- TheBanch, on 04/15/2008, -0/+25You know, I can't believe you guys are so fixated on Hollywood cashing in on the Iron Man trailer when there have been major breakthroughs in Iraq this week.
The US troops in Iraq celebrated the 5th annual Bring Your Daughter to War Day!!
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/army_holds_a ... - Steinr, on 04/15/2008, -1/+16awesome, I was waiting for the announcement. I just hope they don't rush it and bring it out in the next few months. It should take years to develop and tease us with more short trailers and featuretts (i hope thats spelled right) first.
- terminal157, on 04/15/2008, -0/+12Maybe you didn't get any digs because you ***** up the headline.
- solesoul, on 04/15/2008, -1/+12I wish they wouldn't do this. When Hollywood goes back into our most beloved trailers and tries to stretch them into full movies, it almost always fails.
- Pheter, on 04/15/2008, -0/+9Ohhhhhhhh...!! I am slow..
- PaulRay, on 04/15/2008, -0/+9OH GOD Stop Him!! He's trying to Coin a new MEM!!
- PaulRay, on 04/15/2008, -1/+10LAWL! U R Confused!
Hey guys, we got one! - TheRealToma, on 04/15/2008, -1/+9Will there be a sequel to this trailer?
- daborg, on 04/15/2008, -0/+7There you go.
- reyoo30309, on 04/15/2008, -0/+6Maybe we should start a petition?
- Konstantino, on 04/15/2008, -1/+7As if the amazingly obvious headline wasn't an indication.
- daborg, on 04/15/2008, -0/+6Well, featurettes actually. But you're ok for asking.
- pizzaface200, on 04/15/2008, -0/+6Man those guys are too good at making up fake news.
- Fritzed, on 04/16/2008, -0/+5Dude.
How is it possible that you don't realize that entire comment was a joke?
We know Iron Man has already been made. It's coming out in May.
Astounding... - proliance, on 04/15/2008, -1/+6This is an outrage and I'm organizing a boycott over this fiasco.
Ruining a perfectly good trailer just to make a buck. Just sad. - thailand1972, on 04/15/2008, -1/+6These full-length films always leave me unimpressed - it's as if all the best parts of the film were already in the trailer.
- Aitese, on 04/15/2008, -0/+4What I've already gleaned from the trailer being a person that has never read an Ironman comic:
Tony Stark, successful weapons inventor and dealer...gets kidnapped by terrorists and told to make them a weapon...he makes it and uses it to escape...gets home, improves it. Seems to have left behind schematics for his machine and catches a case of guilty conscious. Decides to use his machine to take out terrorists who are helped by some American dude who seems to know Stark...they build their own Ironman suit and fights ensue. that just from a trailer...what's the point? That was my shortened version too!
Why show the whole movie in the trailer...why? - warplayer, on 04/15/2008, -0/+4Welcome to the current joke, enjoy your stay.
- LemmingJesus, on 04/15/2008, -1/+4Double post, double bury.
- amawg9, on 04/16/2008, -0/+3cocksure=overconfident i.e. cocky
- b3owulf, on 04/16/2008, -0/+3Its only fore people intelligent enough two no the difference between their and there.
- timdorr, on 04/15/2008, -2/+5Dugg for the use of the word "cocksure"
- zaii7, on 04/15/2008, -0/+3Iron man is going to make house party 3 look like house party 2
- VII7, on 04/15/2008, -1/+4this doesnt sound good
- RabidFurby, on 04/16/2008, -0/+21:03, what does she say? Cockshort?
- Stevo23, on 04/17/2008, -0/+2Eye sea what you did their.
- mechman, on 04/15/2008, -0/+2Now, they need to do this with the Zelda trailer released on April Fool's. :(
/lovin' the Onion - graemee, on 04/15/2008, -3/+5QFT, just watch Sky Captain & the World of Tomorrow. The CGI acts more naturally.
- theaceoffire, on 04/15/2008, -0/+2Someone rickroll him! Quick!
- Aitese, on 04/15/2008, -0/+2Ok...this is from the Onion...they do satire (jokes)
In this case they are making a humerous observation about how much of the plot is given away in the Ironman trailer. See? - LemmingJesus, on 04/15/2008, -4/+6The Onion delivers again.
- zombird, on 04/15/2008, -0/+2Wow the Onion is so clever.
- VModulus, on 04/15/2008, -0/+1Michael Bannon is actually Half-Life's G-Man.
- Darph.Bobo, on 04/15/2008, -1/+2That hook left a nasty hole in your mouth but it'll heal and I think I'm speaking for everyone when I say it was worth it.
- hackiavelli, on 04/16/2008, -0/+1Damn, I can't believe the ticker at 1:10!
- Hawkeye05, on 04/15/2008, -0/+1Who Gives A ***** she's playing a redhead this time 'round.
- mrinternet, on 04/19/2008, -0/+1there is a rumour that they are going to change the name of the movie and remove the word trailer.
but that might not be accurate - ohmytodd, on 04/15/2008, -0/+1haha. that was great. bravo.
- neuro420, on 04/16/2008, -0/+1Im digging you up because i think your being sarcastic.
- breakaway, on 04/15/2008, -3/+4Your mum's copying Cloverfield and I Am Legend.
- outToLunch, on 04/15/2008, -0/+1Haha so clever :)
May 2nd! - PaulRay, on 04/15/2008, -0/+1I'll join your boycott... and buy the popcorn. :o)
- Farceur318, on 04/15/2008, -0/+1i also hear they have plans to tie all those strange Harvey Dent and Gotham Times websites together into a movie. Although I can't imagine how that would work.
- CaptainAmerica1, on 04/29/2008, -0/+1Best laugh I've had all day.
- coaster89, on 04/15/2008, -1/+1i didn't see it was on the onion right away. i was like wtf, lol.
- nigdef, on 04/16/2008, -1/+1no that was funny...how many of you got it
- mylinksx, on 05/19/2008, -0/+0see more on Iron Man,Full movie http://myvix.com/
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