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- slimasian, on 07/10/2009, -1/+36If there's a steady paycheck in it, I'll believe anything you say
- bixby1, on 07/09/2009, -1/+31Ray, it's looking at me...
- apothekari, on 07/09/2009, -3/+33"Gozer the Traveler. He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!"
Best quote EVAR! - WiseWeasel, on 07/10/2009, -0/+25Personal favorite: "Dogs and cats living together, MASS HYSTERIA!"
- Gr00ver, on 07/10/2009, -0/+25That's a big Twinkie.
- inactive, on 07/10/2009, -0/+25(from memory; may vary)
"Someone saw a cockroach up on 12."
"That's gotta be some cockroach."
"Bite your head off, man." - athinnes, on 10/01/2009, -1/+22"Aim for the flattop!"
My personal favorite. - MastaQ, on 07/10/2009, -0/+19This man has no dick.
- SDM187, on 07/10/2009, -1/+20Doe....Ray.....Egon!
- sockpuppets, on 07/10/2009, -0/+18Okay, who brought the dog?
- sockpuppets, on 07/10/2009, -1/+18Then she wasn't the gatekeeper.
- falser, on 07/09/2009, -1/+18I tried using that on a date once. I didn't get any on that day, I can tell you.
- Spire3660, on 07/10/2009, -0/+16"Let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown. "
"Back off man, I'm a scientist"
"You don't know what it's like out there! I've *worked* in the private sector. They expect *results*. " - 1337Einstein, on 07/10/2009, -0/+15Are you a god?
- rarefactory, on 07/10/2009, -1/+16"I couldn't help it... It just popped in there."
- rocknog, on 07/10/2009, -1/+16Egon, this reminds me of the time you tried to drill a hole through your head, remember that?
- hackop, on 07/10/2009, -1/+16"Get her!"
- inactive, on 07/10/2009, -2/+16Next time If someone asks if you're a god, you say YES!
- floronicman, on 07/10/2009, -0/+14You're right. No human being would stack books like this.
- Spire3660, on 07/10/2009, -0/+13IF someone asks you if you are a God you say YES!"
Sage advise indeed - moskrin, on 07/10/2009, -0/+12Why worry? Each of us is just wearing a completely unlicensed nuclear accelerator on his back.
- athinnes, on 10/01/2009, -0/+11I'm going bring this up with the Tenant's Association. You're not supposed to have pets in the building.
- rarefactory, on 07/10/2009, -1/+11"Hey does this pole still work? Wow! This place is GREAT! When can we move in? ... You've gotta try this pole! ... I'm gonna get my stuff!"
- winkyman, on 07/10/2009, -0/+10I think he can hear you, Ray.
- rocknog, on 07/10/2009, -0/+9What? What just "popped in there?"
- athinnes, on 10/01/2009, -0/+9You will perish in flames!
- novenator, on 07/09/2009, -1/+10sounds like Scientology
- winkyman, on 07/10/2009, -0/+9I love this movie. I purchased it with saved allowance money when I was 7 or 8, and have watched that tape over 100 times since then. When I bought the DVD, it was like seeing a brand new movie. With a refresher viewing, I could probably recite the entire movie. I love this movie.
- rocknog, on 07/10/2009, -0/+9He's an ugly little spud, isn't he?
- VdgX, on 07/10/2009, -0/+8I looked at the trap, Ray.
- ScottoGato, on 07/10/2009, -0/+8"He slimed me."
- tavman, on 07/10/2009, -0/+8The flowers are still standing!
- ScottoGato, on 07/10/2009, -0/+8"No."
- TobiasParker, on 07/10/2009, -0/+8Anything Rick Moranis says. I always root for the underdog.
- inactive, on 07/10/2009, -0/+8LOOK!
- rarefactory, on 07/10/2009, -0/+8"No! It can't be!"
- Joodtimes, on 07/10/2009, -0/+8"Oh listen that reminds me you shouldn't leave your TV on so loud when you go out the creep down the hall phoned the manager."
"That's strange. I didn't realize I left it on"
"Oh yeah, you know what I did? I climbed out on the ledge to try to disconnect the cable but I couldn't get in so you know what I did? I turned up my TV real loud too so everyone would think both of our TV's had something wrong with them--"
"Bye Louis."
"Alright so I'll see you later, huh. I'll give you a call. I gotta have a shower" - winkyman, on 07/10/2009, -0/+8"I, I tried to think..."
- ZenMojo, on 07/10/2009, -0/+8"I've seen ***** that'll turn you WHITE!"
- dafragsta, on 07/10/2009, -0/+7Spengler: There's something very important I forgot to tell you.
Venkman: What?
Spengler: Don't cross the streams.
Venkman: Why?
Spengler: It would be bad.
Venkman: I'm a little fuzzy on the whole "good/bad" thing here. What do you mean, "bad"?
Spengler: Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.
Ray: Total protonic reversal!
Venkman: That's bad. Okay. All right, important safety tip. Thanks, Egon.
Aaah, my first lesson in antimatter. - rarefactory, on 07/10/2009, -1/+7That would have worked if you hadn't stopped me!
- andreo, on 07/10/2009, -0/+6"Don't cross the streams"
"Well that's just great. Either I have a monster in my kitchen or I'm completely crazy"
"You know, you don't act like a scientist. You're more like a game show host" - bixby1, on 07/10/2009, -0/+6Maybe one of the best comment threads I've seen. Well played, digg.
- Zeibyasis, on 07/10/2009, -0/+6Do you want some coffee, Mr. Tulley?
Do I?
Yes, have some.
Yes, have some!
This movie is more than quotable though: Example - Egon: [scans man in hallway] ..............[poke].......... - rocknog, on 07/10/2009, -0/+6Two in the box, ready to go, we be fast and THEY BE SLOW!
- boombume, on 07/10/2009, -0/+6Being in IT, i have the opportunity to use, "Light is green, trap is clean," at least twice a week and I take advantage of it every time.
- DeadpoolSA, on 07/10/2009, -0/+5"Mother Pus Bucket"
- rocknog, on 07/10/2009, -0/+5Don't move. It won't hurt you.
- winkyman, on 07/10/2009, -0/+4"What is it?!"
- TobiasParker, on 07/10/2009, -0/+4Bill Murray is also an amazing comedic actor.
Caddyshack and Groundhog day, nuff said. -
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