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- darkchild82, on 09/30/2008, -17/+268Dane Cook Is Not Funny
- pitchblack16, on 09/30/2008, -23/+210DANE COOK IS NOT FUNNY
- inactive, on 09/30/2008, -9/+108Dane Cook is not funny (to non-douchebags).
- ryan631, on 09/30/2008, -9/+107His stand up is kind of odd, hardly any punchlines. Lots of attitude and poses. Why so popular? it is a mystery. I blame douchebag college kids.
- whoaeric, on 09/30/2008, -13/+81I ***** hate Dane Cook.
- skabyss, on 10/01/2008, -7/+64Allow me to elaborate. First, you need to realize there is a difference between a comedian and a clown. You can't just listen to Dane Cook's stand-up because it is not thought provoking, and is authentically not funny. You find it more enjoyable to watch because he needs to jump about and flail his limbs to make anything about him even reasonably funny. These are not things comedians do, these are things clowns do.
Dane Cook is a ***** clown, not a comedian. Go listen to some good stand-up comedy and you will understand why. - Cerialthriller, on 10/01/2008, -7/+50Dane Cook is really funny the first time you see or hear him. After that, each time you see him you despise him a little bit more then you previously did.
- Nekura20x6, on 10/01/2008, -8/+51He's not really a comedian, either.
- jasonpadams, on 09/30/2008, -9/+50It's actually nice to see somebody fail so consistently and so publicly. Makes me feel better about myself.
But Dane Cook still sucks wastewater. - mackey4prez, on 09/30/2008, -6/+43I actually once played a tree in an off-Broadway play...I'm not so sure Dane Cook could pull it off.
- jakdracula, on 10/01/2008, -4/+40Dane Cook steals most of his stand up from other comedians.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nh_xfJZxvto - Premier, on 10/01/2008, -5/+37Digg him, he used caps
- kungfumaniac, on 10/01/2008, -3/+34Correction:
Dane Cook's agent is not the best in the world. Queen Latifah's agent is the best agent in the world.
That is all. - dngermouse, on 10/01/2008, -7/+36CHAPPELLE FOR LYFE
"Tyree you stabbed my dad!" - kent1146, on 10/01/2008, -3/+31Wow. My man, you just blew my mind. I hate that douchebag Dane Cook, but never knew why. Now I do.
Thank you, skabyss. Thank you. - mjsamps, on 09/30/2008, -7/+34I'd love to hear someone defend Dane Cook. Anyone?... (And no, that person won't be me.)
- douglasr007, on 10/01/2008, -2/+28Good *****' choice, *****! Samuel Jackson! Made painstakingly by me, Samuel L. Jackson! It'll get you drunk! You'll be ***** fat girls in no time! You might even fight a ***** or two! MMM MMM, bitch!
- yerbestfrend12, on 10/01/2008, -4/+28Why so popular?
- Jeepy, on 10/01/2008, -6/+25Have you guys ever been to a really bad movie starring me and you're so bored you flick popcorn from your penis into your mouth *double eyebrow wiggle* yah you know what I'm talkin' about, than this girl next to you starts masturbating like a praying mantis and you're like ahhh, bwa ha ha *ass pose with fake surprise look* I like sammiches.
- ModernDayDarwin, on 10/01/2008, -2/+21It's nice to see other people thinking that he's not that funny. I never quite understood what everyone saw in him.
- captnkurt, on 10/01/2008, -5/+23You forgot to sign your comment, Mr. Cook!
- oldhick, on 10/01/2008, -0/+18He lures? I doubt HE had anything to do with them taking the parts.
- inactive, on 09/30/2008, -6/+22BEEKAY LOUNGE AHAHAHAHA
No it was never funny. ***** you Dane Cook. - foohookups311, on 10/01/2008, -2/+18yes skabyss you did an excellent job at delivering that dane cook hate. I have to agree with kent1146, I never knew why I hated Dane Cook but your explanation is right on target.
Thank You,
Fellow Dane Cook Hater - KazamaSmokers, on 10/01/2008, -6/+2199.9% of Dane Cook's fans are sorority girls and closeted frat guys. Take that for what it's worth.
- estacado, on 10/01/2008, -13/+28It's the same thing with Shia LeBoeuf.
- dngermouse, on 10/01/2008, -4/+19dude you're messed.
- borntahhula, on 10/01/2008, -5/+19I don't understand how a "comedian", that only seems to be funny to people by yelling his jokes obnoxiously into the microphone, can possibly gain such a huge fan base. Seriously, what's the attraction?
The only reason Hollywood gives him any movie roles is because of that fan base. It seems as though those people are missing out on REAL comedy, like Carlin or Bill Hicks, because if they knew what real comedy was like, they'd easily dismiss Dane Cook as immature *****. - Cerialthriller, on 10/01/2008, -1/+15i cant stand that *****
- inactive, on 10/01/2008, -6/+18You are a *****.
- Elranzer, on 10/01/2008, -2/+14DIdn't think he was funny the FIRST time I heard him. I thought I had heard these jokes before, actually...
- rooeeez, on 10/01/2008, -0/+12katie has some big ass tittaaays
- douglasr007, on 10/01/2008, -2/+14White people love Wayne Brady because he makes Brian Gumbel look like Malcolm X.
- inactive, on 10/01/2008, -2/+14Mr. Brooks was an interesting little movie.. with emphasis on "little". Waiting was more of the same "in your face" goofball comedy that we've been getting for the last 10 years or more.
His standup is more like Waiting. Every joke he tells gives me deja vu... it's like i've failed to laugh at it a million times before. - masonreloaded, on 10/01/2008, -0/+12Yup, Hollywood is not about talent, it's about names - even if the public does not want to see that name. It's Shia LeBoeuf now, before him came Orlando Bloom, Colin Farrell, etc. etc. These guys aren't all that horrible and could be great in the right movies, but Hollywood throws them in every single movie coming out and people get sick of them...
- inactive, on 10/01/2008, -3/+15***** yo couch, *****!
- PrismoFillusion, on 10/01/2008, -2/+13Dane Cook yells more than Sameul L. Jackson.
- billricardi, on 10/01/2008, -3/+14He can't be defended. The only nice thing I can say about him is that his 30 second cameo in Mystery Men as The Waffler was his only shining moment on the big screen.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKn0l2EtFAk
When the team stares at him in utter contempt... well, I fully understand! - inactive, on 10/01/2008, -2/+13Seeing him beheaded would be funny.
- Snoosy, on 10/01/2008, -2/+12Agreed. Being eccentric and jumping around stage does not make you funny. Quality jokes and the way they're told do.
Look at Mitch Hedberg. That guy will sit on stage, look like he's about to pass out from a drug overdose, and make you ***** your pants laughing without moving a muscle. - Enkairi, on 10/01/2008, -1/+11Jessica Alba is just as good (or should I say bad) an actor as him.
- inactive, on 10/01/2008, -5/+15NickFrenzy is no doubt a 14-year-old girl who watches MTV.
- orlyfactor, on 10/01/2008, -5/+14No, he's a talentless assclown.
- oldhick, on 10/01/2008, -5/+14Not at all.
- physco827, on 10/01/2008, -2/+11I believe that this is MAD TV making fun of him. (Not a rick roll)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QVvgMro3D0 - Elranzer, on 10/01/2008, -0/+9White people love Dave Chappelle.
- inactive, on 10/01/2008, -3/+12SOMEONE ***** ON THE COATS
- oldhick, on 10/01/2008, -0/+9Ahhh... Just reading these comments helps one see clearly why Chappelle quit his show!
- belebih, on 10/01/2008, -3/+11See the post above by skabyss for why he's not a comedian.
His "stand-up" and those thousands of people, are the equivalent of a ***** clown at a birthday party falling down and making the children laugh. He's not actually funny, but the audience is so simple-minded that they laugh anyway. - Elranzer, on 10/01/2008, -1/+9No one knew who the ***** he was in Mystery Men.
Those were the days... -
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