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- pgathings, on 01/29/2009, -5/+51This picture and story are totally fake.. makes me wonder why make up a story like this but whatever.. here's a link to the real story about his van.. http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f05_1232918840 (child pederass jumped from it)
- emecks, on 01/29/2009, -0/+24The real question is, did he get the gold out of the van too?
- screwedcork, on 01/29/2009, -0/+16Turns out he was wanted for sexual assault, and was attempting suicide.
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http://www.rockymountainnews.com/news/2009/jan/24/ ... - RG13, on 01/29/2009, -0/+13The posted story isn't fake...it just doesn't mention he's a child molester.
Makes me kind of unhappy that the van didn't go the extra foot... - merripen, on 01/29/2009, -0/+12Failing at suicide must be.... additionally depressing.
- EvilJelloMan, on 01/29/2009, -0/+10He's getting buried because the picture and story aren't totally fake. The telegraph article left out the "suicide due to being caught as a child molester" part, but that's omission of details, not faking an article. They even had the correct name. It's quite possible the telegraph article was written before the details of the crash were released.
- defenswens26, on 01/29/2009, -0/+8Just look at the elevation difference behind the van. Even if it isn't a straight drop, it's still one hell of a way down.
- infamousjr, on 01/29/2009, -0/+6FTA: "But in his confusion he climbed onto the back seat – which was already hanging off the cliff."
Darwin awards here we co....oh, he lived. Miracle indeed. - NegativeDigg, on 01/29/2009, -0/+6Hmmm, a pedo with a van. So typical..
- Swipecat, on 01/29/2009, -0/+4Here ya go. I was just waiting for somebody to ask. ;-)
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....|.../.\......\ - compgeek, on 01/29/2009, -0/+3well know that I know the real story thanks to an above poster I'm wishing the van had gone the extra foot then ***** pervo pants wouldn't be alive and good riddance
- jrm71588, on 01/29/2009, -1/+4how do you career off a cliff?
- andrewlotta, on 01/29/2009, -0/+3Seems like many of the Telegraph stories submitted are far-fetched.
- spepin, on 01/29/2009, -0/+3Wait, so the people in The Italian Job were pedophiles?
- digghasnoethics, on 01/29/2009, -0/+2This is a self preservation society.
- Ftown13, on 01/29/2009, -0/+2Good thing.
- Eagle193, on 01/29/2009, -0/+2like one of those rides at disney
- DinosWillDie13, on 01/29/2009, -0/+2Anyone know a location in Colorado?? That looks scary as hell.
and pgathings it sounds like the article is real, just not completely accurate? - gromdrig, on 01/29/2009, -0/+2that article says she was 4 years old, how are people even sexually attracted to kids that young?
- inactive, on 01/29/2009, -0/+2that link seems to only come with its own faceplam.
- boardthis, on 01/29/2009, -0/+2once it falls... "You'll have plenty of time to live in a van down by the river when (pauses to think) you're livin' in a VAN down by the RIVER!"
- inactive, on 01/29/2009, -0/+2what?
if he was truly "lucky" then he would not be in a van balanced on the side of a canyon. - telepwn, on 01/29/2009, -0/+2now that's what I call a sticky situation
- ByronT, on 01/29/2009, -0/+2TURN THE RADIO DIAL TO THE LEFT!
- ej1oo1, on 01/29/2009, -0/+1I guess I typed too fast misspelled a little. Good thing people like you are here to make sure that dosn't go unnoticed. I'll be more careful next time.
- mtcritelli, on 01/30/2009, -0/+1Verb 1. career - move headlong at high speed; "The cars careered down the road"; "The mob careered through the streets"
go, locomote, move, travel - change location; move, travel, or proceed, also metaphorically; "How fast does your new car go?"; "We travelled from Rome to Naples by bus"; "The policemen went from door to door looking for the suspect"; "The soldiers moved towards the city in an attempt to take it before night fell"; "news travelled fast"
Next time time look it up yourself... Dumbass - inactive, on 01/29/2009, -0/+1why didn't he get out?
- zacbro, on 01/29/2009, -0/+1Now that's what I call a sticky situation.
- jmark13, on 01/29/2009, -0/+1yeah, it was a real "cliffhanger" but I guess I was a bit too subtle in my humor.
- farfromhere, on 01/29/2009, -0/+1Something tells me moving your weight to the end hanging over the cliff isn't the best idea.
- CrimsonFlash, on 01/29/2009, -0/+1"Hang on a minute lads, I've got a great idea! Err..."
- boardthis, on 01/29/2009, -0/+1waiting on pedobear... in 3... 2... 1...
- LargeStack, on 01/29/2009, -2/+3Not Good Enough! But This Stunt Jump Has Already Been Completed.
- pensivewombat, on 01/29/2009, -0/+1Wait! I've got an idea... (roll credits)
- nogChoco, on 01/29/2009, -0/+1"It's the self preservation society!"
- dignation, on 01/29/2009, -0/+1I hate vans.
- Fabbyfubz, on 01/29/2009, -0/+1Watch out for Cliff Edge
- LonesomeFighter, on 01/29/2009, -0/+1how do you crape yourself?
- LonesomeFighter, on 01/29/2009, -0/+1kinda weird eh? he tries to kill himself and lives, but those wanted to live end up dead.
- afruff23, on 01/29/2009, -0/+1...cents
- tim507, on 01/29/2009, -0/+1ACHOO!!!
- ruforealz, on 01/29/2009, -0/+1I need a higher res picture!!!
- cortez_a, on 01/29/2009, -0/+1Funny, the article makes no mention that he was trying to kill himself after his girlfriend found out he was molesting her four year old daughter. ***** deserved a slow painful death.
- inactive, on 01/29/2009, -0/+1"But in his confusion he climbed onto the back seat – which was already hanging off the cliff."
that seems like the next logical step according to him. - Sefus, on 01/29/2009, -0/+1I agree with you all the way.
but someone dug you down. lol. wtf?! - firesights, on 01/29/2009, -0/+1No pedo bear yet? I'm proud of you, digg!!!!
Now watch someone go and ruin our little streak here without overused memes. - jonjonblazezany, on 01/29/2009, -0/+1Oh soooo that's where I parked.
- grantmoore3d, on 01/29/2009, -0/+1Clearly he was just trying to do an homage to The Simpsons.
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