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- asdfuiop, on 10/22/2007, -5/+256My cat would kill me if I stole his helmet
- MeThePeople, on 10/23/2007, -1/+160theres nothing like the sound of your parents laughing at you
- zachshmack, on 10/23/2007, -3/+122Feature: HowTo Guarantee Nobody Else Will Touch Your Genitalia Again.
- RichMan, on 10/23/2007, -4/+119I think that it is lame that Bungee didn't make wearable, right out of the box with no modification, helmets in the first place.
- itseffinkasey, on 10/22/2007, -3/+99Wow somehow it looks so much better and cooler on Master Chief.
- zugzug, on 10/22/2007, -6/+80dugg for the mullet
- NyteStarNyne, on 10/22/2007, -10/+81I'm sorry but as much as I loved the idea of wearing the helmet I must say, the guy looks like a major douche with that on.
- Smills, on 10/23/2007, -5/+41Again? You lucky bastard.
- HeatVision, on 10/23/2007, -2/+31Don't blame Bungie. Microsoft published the game and it was their call on all promotional materials. They would have had to make one to fit Balmer's head and no one could afford that much plastic.
- Bigtimmey, on 10/21/2007, -2/+30i can has cosplay?
- blackeagle613, on 10/21/2007, -5/+31can't dual weild needlers in Halo3
- Nerys, on 10/21/2007, -1/+21Well one solution that would have a nice tech twist. They make 1.5" LCD's put one in the face and then a tiny camera through a pin hole on the front upper ledge. I would not go driving like that or riding a bike but walking around slowly the latency would be manageable. I have to admit I have never played halo but a Motorcycle helmet designed like that would probably get me to buy one if it was affordable enough. One problem would be "focusing" on n LCD that close to your face. Not sure how to solve that one.
- hmunkey, on 10/21/2007, -1/+20You wore your helmet too soon.
- adraft, on 11/02/2007, -0/+19Just unscrew your eyes and glue gun em in a little bit further back in your head.
- jasoncz1, on 10/22/2007, -1/+18wow it looks so awesome that you should wear it to school! and get beat up on the bus.
- blackeagle613, on 10/23/2007, -1/+161. you are going to look like an idiot
2. you will never sleep with women again... but dumbledore might still take you
3. even if you accept 1. & 2. you still can't see out of the damn thing - AmICoolNow, on 10/21/2007, -1/+14I think it's because it doesn't fit all the way around his head, and his beard sticks out
- xike, on 10/21/2007, -12/+25I tried to digg you back up, but the halo nerds are out in force.
- themastersb, on 10/21/2007, -0/+12While he's at it he should figure out how to work the exposure settings on his camera.
- stalzdiggity, on 10/21/2007, -0/+12it was a joke god dammit, plus cats cant weild anything
- inactive, on 10/23/2007, -2/+13So much for it being a collectible.
- m3mn0n, on 10/21/2007, -0/+8The guy has a beard. I doubt he's in grade school where that sort of crap happens.
- ChileanGoD, on 10/21/2007, -0/+8But he wasn't legendary.
- Sandurz, on 10/21/2007, -0/+726 inches?
That's like the waist of a child.
Holy *****. - Torx, on 10/21/2007, -4/+10Everyone here was oooo'in and ahhh'in at the thought of being able to put it on before it came out.. Now someones got it on and everyones bashin the guy... okay! so he has a mullet!
- inactive, on 10/21/2007, -0/+6Nah, I'd rather just make a new visor. You know, one that you can see through.
- rivalius13, on 10/21/2007, -1/+7You think he's gotten laid before? You assume too much.
- sadsadrobot, on 10/21/2007, -0/+6No, we actually read the article.
- jd72277, on 10/20/2007, -0/+6something tells me he was very much a dork before making this.
- scojerroc, on 10/21/2007, -0/+5you know how many lawsuits would result from children wearing their helmets while doing stupid things? making the helmet unwearable was appropriate.
- archimago42, on 10/21/2007, -0/+5My favorite sentence in that article: "I even through of covering the wholes with pieces of like-colored sunglasses". I hope English is not his first language.
- popltree2, on 10/20/2007, -0/+5If you are going to bitch, give a reason.
- dyranios2, on 10/21/2007, -2/+7The pictures look okay...
- RobotKing, on 10/20/2007, -1/+5Is that the salsa spewing pinata from Minoriteam in the background?
- MagicCake, on 10/20/2007, -0/+4You need the "girlfriend" downloadable content package, but it's pretty expensive, and requires a varying monthly fee...
- adraft, on 10/21/2007, -1/+5Yeah, I had to order a football helmet from an NFL company to play in high school. My nickname on the team was Bucket, on account of that being the only thing during equipment fitting that would fit on my head.
- Dobby156, on 10/21/2007, -1/+5because you would look like master chief, i mean comm'on keep up
- fadeout, on 10/22/2007, -0/+4Might be more accurate if the article was about making your own chastity helmet.
- BleedingEars, on 10/21/2007, -4/+8I have a feeling there is going to be a small army of douches wearing these for Halloween.
- RichMan, on 10/21/2007, -0/+4At least they'd be wearing a helmet while doing those stupid things.
- eatmorgnome, on 10/22/2007, -14/+18Now if he can only figure out how to put shampoo on his head
- ThndrShk2k, on 10/21/2007, -0/+3intriguing
- supersteve, on 10/22/2007, -0/+3No need for cheesy pick up lines anymore, just wear that to the bar and your sure to bring home all the ladies. Hope there is a hole for your dick in that cause your going to need it.
- inactive, on 10/21/2007, -1/+4Dugg for being the best comment I've ever read in my life.
- ChileanGoD, on 10/21/2007, -3/+6"How to modify the helmet from Halo Legendary Edition to wear it!"... and make you a legendary Dork in the process. ;)
- MagicCake, on 10/21/2007, -0/+3Fear the pink mist
- jaypatrick, on 10/22/2007, -0/+2Title should be "how to never ever know the touch of a woman."
I jest. - dierien2001, on 10/20/2007, -2/+4.....has it really come to this
- compgeek, on 10/22/2007, -0/+2wow I never thought I'd see something this truly nerdy this guy is never going to get laid not even with that killer mullet
- antdude, on 10/21/2007, -0/+2Show us photographs and/or videos of your cat wearing the Halo helmet. ;P
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