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- inactive, on 09/24/2009, -2/+275Token black guy! He's my favorite. Because he's black.
- mks06, on 09/24/2009, -1/+239Just wait until he magically disappears in the Polish version.
- DirtPile, on 09/24/2009, -4/+149I bet granny gets BSODomized.
- getjustin, on 09/24/2009, -2/+133Whoever put this together forgot one of the cardinal rules in video -- NEVER PUT A WORKING CLOCK IN THE BACKGROUND!
I couldn't stop watching the over clock jump all over the damned place. Reminds me of that Simpsons episode with the Gummi di Milo and how they edited Homer to look like a pervert (with bad cuts and the clock jumping all over the place.) - ThVK, on 09/24/2009, -5/+106Funny how a simple beep makes everything sound better.
- YagLana, on 09/24/2009, -3/+985:40 - 5:55
ZINGERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
That comment was pretty racist. - digitalpencil, on 09/24/2009, -2/+93lol.. the flow of great ideas coming out of Redmond is brilliant; W7, Natal, Concierge, ZHD (before they cocked it up with interstitial advertising) but sweet Jesus they need to hire a new marketing dept.. this is almost as cringe-worthy as that Songsmith crap..
- mks06, on 09/24/2009, -0/+85I am sooo RSVPing to this party.
- catalystical, on 09/24/2009, -0/+76the black guy didnt stop eating
just saying.... - JYoungest1, on 09/24/2009, -3/+60The nerdy white guy owns all of the Apple products available. I would bet money on it.
- zip000, on 09/24/2009, -2/+52They'll just crudely edit in a white guy's head onto the black guy's body.
- GelfTheElf, on 09/24/2009, -2/+51More bleeping video genius, "The Count Censored"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-Wd-Q3F8KM - Popcorned23, on 09/24/2009, -3/+52The black guy just said 1 liners and kept eating. I reckon he turned up for the free food.
- Popcorned23, on 09/24/2009, -3/+41Where's the token chinese guy?
- screwy3333, on 09/24/2009, -2/+39I call Granny first!
- sembetu, on 09/24/2009, -0/+37Remember that guy was black BEFORE the commercial.
- wigren, on 09/24/2009, -0/+33I'm an elderly, biracial hermaphrodite, so this party idea really resonates with me!
- nate263, on 09/24/2009, -0/+29I kind of spoiled it by watching the original first. All I could think of was what they were really saying. The original video is the most cringe inducing stilted thing I have ever seen.
- jotchie, on 09/24/2009, -1/+29I live in Maine and it will be really hard for me to find a token black guy for my party :(
- Turious, on 09/24/2009, -5/+31Yeah, let's leave the volume low then make the beeps way louder than anything else. That's not annoying at all. Loud =/= funny.
And normally, I love censoring for humor. - stopsucking, on 09/24/2009, -0/+20The original video gives me douche chills. It is so over the top horrible. Who in the hell holds a party where an operating system would be the guest of honor? Oh I know...maybe these guys...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdXHyBCFn-k
- smacksaw, on 09/24/2009, -1/+21time.windows.com would have helped the clock in the background.
- Aeron, on 09/24/2009, -0/+18haha wtf is microsoft doing?
- disappointed, on 09/24/2009, -2/+18Funny how a simple **** makes everything **** better.
- svivian, on 09/24/2009, -1/+16Don't you worry about Planet Express. Let me worry about blank.
- topcat5, on 09/24/2009, -0/+13For some reason I am reminded of The Truman Show.
Country is falling apart, out of work, can't get healthcare, house being foreclosed, bill collectors calling, and everyone is rushing out to hold parties for a corporate consumer computer operating system. - replaysMike, on 09/25/2009, -0/+13"Get Windows 7 Ultimate for free... by throwing a party"
Yea - we're way ahead of you Microsoft. Our party is called Bittorrent and you are not invited. - monkey56657, on 09/25/2009, -2/+15It's impossible to get the 'right' amount of black people in a group of 4.
> 0 is discrimination.. not representative at all.
> 1 guy/girl is a 'token black guy/girl'
In the USA just 12/13% of people are black (see link below) and in the UK (see 2nd link) it's even less than this so for fair representation the 0 or 1 are the real choices. If you go with 2 then it's over representing... but it seems to be the only way to not get criticized.
If the show is clearly being racist yeah go ahead and shout all you want.. but you just make a deal out of nothing. You make it seem like being black makes you different. Your certainly not helping any good cause.
http://quickfacts.census.gov/qfd/states/00000.html
http://www.statistics.gov.uk/census2001/profiles/c ... - DerangedPenguin, on 09/24/2009, -3/+16OK I am running Win7 RC both the 32 bit and 64, yes a Linux user who uses Windows, lets face it DirectX really does work so much better for gaming.. Win7 RC seems pretty good so far with no crashes and Microsoft should be commended for at least reducing the footprint on the hard drive I am actually looking forward to picking up a copy. Still this infomercial really really sucks.
- imkidred, on 09/24/2009, -4/+16That was bleeping awesome. I bleep windows.
- Hello1024, on 09/24/2009, -1/+13I was invited to one of these parties - I'm planning on bringing a pile of assorted linux CD's...
- Ommatidia, on 09/24/2009, -3/+14You're analogy really doesn't work for me.
To me, XP is like the cute girl next door. Mom loves her, Grandma loves her, everybody thinks she's great. You have so much history together... a real special bond. You like everything that she does, all her little quirks, and you know each other real well. You guy's even work at the same place together. Needless to say, she's awesome at her job, too.
Windows 7 is kinda like that new chick that you recently met in a bar. She's incredibly sexy... a real saucy minx. She's beautiful, she's got an awesome rack; she's a real knockout. But, she's high-maintenance, and she's always on that ***** phone of hers. She's so god-damned busy, it's hard to enjoy time with her. And don't even think about making her get ***** job.
And you think, well she's better than her older sister. Her older sister is hot, too, but has major issues; some daddy-touched-me kind of baggage.
What did I do?
Well, I'm pretty shallow, so I stuck with the hot chick. I bought her an assistant and a blue-tooth headset, so I can at least have sex with her while she's on the phone.
Sure, I still talk to XP at work... we're on good terms and all. She knows that when I go home for the day, I want to ***** a 10. And she's okay with it. - mbraynard, on 09/25/2009, -3/+12Probably doesn't even own a computer aside from a PS2 with Madden.
- cananito, on 09/24/2009, -2/+11The original video has got to be the LAMEST thing I've ever seen.. microsoft just doesn't get it..
- suprfli, on 09/24/2009, -0/+8What's with the camera zooming in and out and sweeping and cutting constantly? I felt like I was watching Battlestar Galactica. WTF?! Ever since MTV started doing this ***** camera work ages ago marketing people think it's young, hip and edgy to cut in and out every 2 seconds.
- iPwnN00bs, on 09/24/2009, -0/+8It sounds about as good as leamon party
- CaffieneMan, on 09/24/2009, -2/+9no party at my house, if Windows 7 installs, I'm certainly not going out and bringing in the neighbors and trying to sell it to them
- fragMasterFlash, on 09/24/2009, -1/+8Is he really black or did someone plant a bass guitar in his basement?
- d0kk3n, on 09/24/2009, -4/+11He's there to ***** the old white woman.
- OrangeRevel, on 09/25/2009, -1/+7No.
- Bartboy919, on 09/25/2009, -0/+6http://spongebeep.ytmnd.com/
- seks03, on 09/24/2009, -2/+8Ha! token black guy
- LoneWolf01, on 09/25/2009, -0/+6Should've made the woman chinese. Two birds with one stone.
- xXSheepyXx, on 09/24/2009, -4/+10was it chicken?
- RaulMuadDib, on 09/24/2009, -1/+7The ending was great.
- Phyltre, on 09/24/2009, -0/+6I'm also hosting...that, or eBaying the party pack. This feels like an RPG decision that will determine my character alignment.
- xenodata, on 09/25/2009, -0/+6That's awesome! You got me watching the damn clock too. :)
You could see the time jump from frame to frame. Gotta look for that more often... - sageerrant, on 09/25/2009, -0/+5We're on digg, aren't we?
- shrapnel09, on 09/24/2009, -1/+6She's all about the right equipment and gadgets.
- soupdawg30, on 09/25/2009, -0/+5Wow 84.00 for a prank..
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