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Poke Steve Ballmer!

morrise.com — This webpage allows you to poke a hole through a real picture of Steve Ballmer!

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  • alwaysmc2, on 10/11/2007, -32/+15heh. That's neat.
    • Konstantino, on 10/11/2007, -1/+20It's not so neat in the case where you get there and there's no Ballmer left to poke. :(
    • pasher1221, on 10/11/2007, -1/+1Comment System Broken. Can't see past 50.
      • Konstantino, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1Try clicking the little link at the bottom that allows you to see the next set of comments. ;)
  • jeffabs, on 10/11/2007, -38/+138GHEY
    • Speedy7, on 10/11/2007, -33/+5You have to be gay to poke a picture like that, when u can go poke other things...
      • mrshll, on 10/11/2007, -1/+28you have to be 12 to make a comment like that. please just go back to runescape and let the adults have their fun.
        • andburn1, on 10/11/2007, -2/+13Or us teenagers who likewise consider that immature.
    • NoSalt, on 10/11/2007, -15/+7Spoken like a true Windoze fanboy ...
  • emot1con, on 10/11/2007, -8/+5Make sure you clear your cache by shift+refreshing.
  • hotsoup99, on 10/11/2007, -3/+92you should be able to pick where you poke
  • viestituote, on 10/11/2007, -5/+8This doesn't really work now does it. If it does though, I would like to see how.
  • z33Tec, on 10/11/2007, -2/+177Looks like a picture of Steve Ballmer with some holes in it... holes that I didn't poke... nor any way of poking... wtf is the point of this?
  • IHaveIssues, on 10/11/2007, -9/+102A cheap ass attempt at tricking people in to getting his story to front page.
    Burried as lame.
    • andburn1, on 10/11/2007, -2/+1You gotta admit though, well played...
  • Sottilde, on 10/11/2007, -5/+8While the picture seems to move a little, the holes don't increase... Buried as a stupid trick.
  • zimsters, on 10/11/2007, -2/+12what a freakin' waste of time.
  • 30h193ool28t21, on 10/11/2007, -7/+1ZOMG we'll see whether steve will be recognizable after 3K+ diggs....
  • acu8509, on 10/11/2007, -11/+5I think its based by digg, not by click. Every digg pokes a new hole.


    ...kinda gay.
  • rolosworld, on 10/11/2007, -14/+4http://rolosworld.googlepages.com/feed_ballmer.html?mid.gif,90,-350
    http://rolosworld.googlepages.com/feed_ballmer.html?batdog.gif,60,-450
    • insomniac8400, on 10/11/2007, -2/+15Ballmer can has a cheezeburger.
  • leftfield, on 10/11/2007, -1/+4wow he's getting tore up now.
  • akula89, on 10/11/2007, -6/+1the number of holes are not increasing.
  • noseeme, on 10/11/2007, -2/+2Whoa, now it worked.
  • BleedingHollow, on 10/11/2007, -4/+2yes they are
  • dexx001, on 10/11/2007, -0/+8this is how much they love you steve, make websites to spite you
  • 30h193ool28t21, on 10/11/2007, -1/+3hey that dude isn't as fast as you guys! give him a little time!
  • ryandle, on 10/11/2007, -4/+2lame, buried
  • toxicityj, on 10/11/2007, -8/+10but i love ballmer :'(
  • daxsymbiont, on 10/11/2007, -6/+1like gates is lovely..

    (or jobs)
  • kevinfell, on 10/11/2007, -39/+7Insulting such a great figure is highly disgusting and utterly condemnable. Instead of wasting your time in attacking Microsoft employees, why don't you Apple and Linux fanboys actually try to make your outdated operating systems as good as Windows Vista?
    • 0ptimist, on 10/11/2007, -5/+21I'm sorry I didn't get you.
      I think I lost you at 'outdated operating systems' or at 'as good as Windows Vista'.
      • alliekins619, on 10/11/2007, -8/+10You realize 'outdated operating systems as good as Windows Vista' was the END of his post, right? The joke only works when you pick something from the BEGINNING of the post. Like... "I lost you at 'great figure'".
    • InsaneMachine, on 10/11/2007, -4/+9Pleas tell me you are being sarcastic.
      • ZeRux, on 10/11/2007, -2/+10I think he's just being stupid.
        • skratchnerd, on 10/11/2007, -1/+1i am giving Optimist the benefit of the doubt. Let's just say "ignorant".
    • givinupthefight, on 10/11/2007, -6/+7Dude, I have a Vista system and I'm praying that you're joking.
    • iDrifter, on 10/11/2007, -0/+13Steve? Steve Ballmer, is that you!?
  • m0tbaillie, on 10/11/2007, -6/+35This is pretty stupid. Must be a slow news day - I haven't seen the usual 25 iPhone stories.
  • elvenseven, on 10/11/2007, -9/+6LAIM
  • 30h193ool28t21, on 10/11/2007, -3/+1Now he looks like Frankenstein
  • 0ptimist, on 10/11/2007, -2/+2Have no idea how it would work. Love to poke him anyway.
    It looks stupid 'cos it is stupid.
    • skratchnerd, on 10/11/2007, -0/+2"Love to poke him anyway" LAWLz.
  • CypherXero, on 10/11/2007, -7/+5This is lame. Look at the source code. There is NOTHING to make this happen. You're clicking on a JPEG image, and he's getting richer with his ads at the bottom of the page! LAME!
    • 30h193ool28t21, on 10/11/2007, -3/+2zomg he updates it once in a while can't you see?
    • Arctirus, on 10/11/2007, -1/+5What ads? ;-)
    • Bamborzled, on 10/11/2007, -1/+2JavaScript isn't the only way to code for the Web.
  • n0t0kayipr0mis3, on 10/11/2007, -1/+4Let's just burn the thing and get it over with.
  • Sharky35, on 10/11/2007, -7/+13teh ghey.
    Can we bury and remove holes?
  • gluckman, on 10/11/2007, -0/+4Ballmer's head is screwed at 500
  • eckonc, on 10/11/2007, -0/+10Isn't technology great. It pokes it for you and you don't even have to decide boring things like where you would poke this guy. It's all done for you.
    • Novagenesis, on 10/11/2007, -1/+9It was designed on a Microsoft product.
  • Speedy7, on 10/11/2007, -9/+3it looks like there is a gay ***** standing there poking it then taking a picture, live
  • dunkyp, on 10/11/2007, -11/+5reminds me of apple products holds your hand and makes you think you're really doing things
  • gluckman, on 10/11/2007, -3/+2Server is down!!!
  • StealthTomato, on 10/11/2007, -7/+11Aww man, I dugg 'cause I misread that as "Steve Jobs" instead of "Steve Ballmer." Ah well, I'd like to poke Ballmer too.
    • modpancake, on 10/11/2007, -0/+8They should allow you to poke Steve Jobs, Steve Wozniak, Steve Case and Steve Ballmer, all at once.
      • OBKenobi, on 10/11/2007, -0/+2How about put them all in a wrestling cage match together? Steve Ballmer already looks like a wrestler.
    • fenalphthalein, on 10/11/2007, -6/+1You have been dugg down for being an idiot and digging things before even SEEING WHAT THE DAMNED PAGE IS!!!

      LOOK AT THE PAGE before DIGGING! NOT AFTER!!! it's simple...and more humane.
      • StealthTomato, on 10/11/2007, -1/+2I did. I saw a torn-up piece of paper that was once upon a time a recognizable picture of a person.
  • joeleslie, on 10/11/2007, -1/+2I don't get it.
  • 30h193ool28t21, on 10/11/2007, -10/+3misread STEVE JOBS instead STEVE BALLMER - this is amazing))))))))))))))
  • 4DFX, on 10/11/2007, -4/+44Ha! I undugg it. How are you gonna un-poke the hole?!
  • Tuntis, on 10/11/2007, -2/+0Good one
  • mrmots1, on 10/11/2007, -1/+7what is the deal with the Anti Monkey Butt Powder advert in this page?
  • Morphinity, on 10/11/2007, -5/+13What the ***** is this? Why is it on the front page? Bury this lame *****.
  • djdedeo0, on 10/11/2007, -2/+1he's almost gone, Wait he added another steve behind the old one, ahhh time to bury
  • imdwalrus, on 10/11/2007, -9/+4Look at the source code - there is NOTHING that would cause this site to work. The image is just that - a JPEG image that, I suspect, he's been manually changing every so often.

    It's a shame I can't bury this as both inaccurate and lame...
    • timusca, on 10/11/2007, -1/+3No, but I do see some nice Google Ads code thrown in there... strange that I don't see any ads on the page though.
  • Brutus013, on 10/11/2007, -4/+5It works, but it is based off of diggs, not clicks.
  • Helpdesk, on 10/11/2007, -4/+41You can do it in real time here
    http://www.favoritepart.com/Default.aspx?img=698&alt=favorite+Poke+Steve+Balmer
    • KennMac, on 10/11/2007, -1/+19People are clicking his junk.
      • OBKenobi, on 10/11/2007, -0/+5I wouldn't be surprised if those are the same people as the MS trolls who post here.
    • Hockey37, on 10/11/2007, -1/+5Boom headshot.
  • jessezuniga, on 10/11/2007, -2/+1Really cool, would be even better if based off clicks or something anyone could do...
  • bobblender, on 10/11/2007, -0/+3gone
  • naio, on 10/11/2007, -8/+20Mongolic, moronic, stupid, *****, whatever.

    Everyone who dugg this are lame.
  • ZeRux, on 10/11/2007, -2/+6If I didn't had to digg this story to poke Steve Ballmer, I would consider it.
    But this way, I'm burying it as lame.
  • slayerab, on 10/11/2007, -0/+4Ahh, I thought Balmer got a facebook, lame
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