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Microsoft Surface Model -- She's now an American Gladiator

gizmodo.com — Remember that Microsoft Surface model? The one that was a competitor on American Gladiators last season and actually managed to win the whole thing? She's actually a Gladiator now (her name is Jet), and really beefed up for the part.

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  • Tunguska, on 05/14/2008, -5/+40I didn't mind the Surface promos.

    Gave that ginger guy in the pic a chance to get close to Windows (and women) without getting burnt.
    • possiblyneil, on 05/14/2008, -16/+5Everyone who uses windows gets burned.
    • greenlight2001, on 05/14/2008, -3/+11You can't trust those ginger people. And why isn't he running away in fear of the light coming in from the left and hitting his face? Ginger people don't like sunlight.
    • TheRealTopherG, on 05/14/2008, -0/+6Refresh you memory
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rP5y7yp06n0
    • bicyclethief, on 05/14/2008, -7/+4She was so close to a pair of ginger balls.
    • dOOBiEx213, on 05/15/2008, -3/+3Was that Phil Plait 50 years ago? Those gingers give me the creeps.
    • HenvY, on 05/15/2008, -3/+5That was such an epic comment, I don't know why you haven't been dugg up higher. :(
    • themastersb, on 05/15/2008, -1/+2I bet he likes the big strong girls that are able to defend him.
    • Pfkninenines, on 05/15/2008, -0/+1Is the ginger guy Rick Astley?
  • rlray216, on 05/14/2008, -13/+115She was hotter when she was just a contestant and not a gladiator.
    • JobinM, on 05/15/2008, -13/+3Hotter? THIS IS SPARTA.
    • theotheragentm, on 05/15/2008, -0/+4Yes, but think about the things she could do to you now. Wait. I'm not into that stuff...am I?
    • prophetpimp, on 05/15/2008, -0/+3i still do her.
  • DeskFlyer, on 05/14/2008, -20/+217Women built like NFL receivers just don't turn me on for some reason.
    • amanilaenvelope, on 05/14/2008, -5/+24well , adding the manhood junk will that do it for ya?
    • bratterscain, on 05/14/2008, -0/+29She's not bad when she's her more feminine self. http://monicacarlson.net/
      • MrBogard, on 05/15/2008, -1/+14Yeah, I think she's actually pretty hot. Women with muscle are not gross.. women who are 200+ pounds are gross, regardless of the amount of body fat they have.
        • Tyrghast, on 05/15/2008, -7/+2I'd shag queen latifah any day

          as the old frat saying goes: She ain't a lady unless she's 280.
      • Eezyville, on 05/15/2008, -0/+6Now that is sexy.
      • IareKEVLAR, on 05/15/2008, -0/+17That website is garbage
      • cnot3, on 05/15/2008, -0/+4She would be great in 300 the porno.
    • gapingass, on 05/14/2008, -8/+2I'm into chicks who look like mo vaughn
    • Picaroon, on 05/15/2008, -5/+13She's not that jacked... for the picture I'm sure they accentuated everything and had her get her pump on for her veins... better toned than flabby, buddy.
    • TomRemixed, on 05/15/2008, -2/+12I don't care if you call me chauvinistic but I don't think I would like being weaker than my girlfriend.
    • Thefatheroftime, on 05/15/2008, -3/+3WRONG!!
    • RobotKing, on 05/15/2008, -1/+2Then you aren't trying hard enough.
  • BoonTobias, on 05/14/2008, -14/+5her surface is too rough, i'd hit it though
    • Mikhail101, on 05/15/2008, -0/+1lol i bet she'll play the man
    • nmnnotmyname, on 05/15/2008, -0/+1Right, becuase you have such high standards

      (like all virgins...)
  • lordtyros, on 05/14/2008, -15/+4fap fap fap
  • Croecop, on 05/14/2008, -21/+10Crush is still the hottest and wants to taste my nut
    • JamalJenkins, on 07/14/2008, -8/+2agreed. although personally, i'd let her taste both my nuts, not just one
      • Croecop, on 05/14/2008, -12/+1I was talking about my warm, tasty, nutritious sperm going down her tight throat
      • floridiot2, on 05/15/2008, -2/+10Wow, Jr. high let out this early?
    • AlaskaLoneWolf, on 05/14/2008, -2/+1Dunno. Only if you were a squirrel.

      Think Jet is in the running, although she won't return my phone calls.
    • AoiTakuma, on 05/15/2008, -0/+8Crush is definitely the hottest. But i doubt that she wants your nuts. Im willing to bet my nuts that she doesnt even know yours exist
  • Jo9100, on 05/14/2008, -21/+68do not want
  • Syphon8, on 05/14/2008, -14/+3Shopped. The reflections are all wrong.
    • JAKN, on 05/15/2008, -1/+2of course it's be retouched. but the Reflections are not all wrong. In fact at that size you can't see anything glaring that's incorrect
  • purelithium, on 05/14/2008, -16/+10Gross, look at those veins...
    • PlutoPrime, on 05/15/2008, -7/+10Only someone into fitness would be able to appreciate her look. I think she has an incredible body.
      • crowbar77, on 05/15/2008, -3/+13Don't you mean someone who is into men?
    • justastatistic, on 05/15/2008, -0/+2From her bio:
      "Monica Carlson is an energetic, athletic and beautiful Sports Supermodel and former Portland Trailblazer dancer, who just happens to be a "soccer mom" too.. She is the wife of a football coach, and mom to 8 year old identical twin girls."

      Might not be a feminine body but it's quite an accomplishment for a middle aged mother.
    • purelithium, on 05/15/2008, -1/+6I think veins like that look disgusting on men, too. Why do we need to look like HULK to look good? Jesus...
  • Avaseal, on 05/14/2008, -5/+133I wish I looked as manly as her =(
    • floridiot2, on 05/15/2008, -0/+9welcome to the club. Enjoy the punch. We get t-shirts next tuesday.
      • itsgotyou, on 05/15/2008, -0/+4I get mixed up. I thought we get the shirts this Thursday? And next Tuesday was supposed to be 'Masculinity: a man-boy's point of view' seminar.
        • floridiot2, on 05/15/2008, -0/+5I never got the hang of Thursdays
    • Mikhail101, on 05/15/2008, -3/+3pfft i dont, look at her tiny biceps, it seems all she works is her abs and she is defined.
    • synyster, on 05/15/2008, -2/+1lol, pussy
  • tofslie, on 05/14/2008, -12/+103Women that have a bigger penis than me do not turn me on for some reason.
    • amanilaenvelope, on 05/14/2008, -0/+44How bout when its smaller than yours, will that then do it for ya?
      • DeathGod321, on 05/15/2008, -1/+21***** yeah!
      • mrBitch, on 05/15/2008, -0/+2Zing of the day award goes to : amanilaenvelope ( smaller - lol )
    • alpharaptor, on 05/15/2008, -0/+1you could probably lose an eye by her clenis
  • lead2thehead, on 05/14/2008, -10/+18hit it
  • MightyLime, on 05/14/2008, -6/+51*****, look at her forearms. Paint her green, you got yourself a She-Hulk.
    • Jforsyth89, on 05/14/2008, -3/+4Shulk?
    • Kyvv42, on 05/15/2008, -0/+8*****! do you know what you have done! I hope no one in the movie industry sees that comment, cause i guarantee they would be saying "thats not a bad idea.."
  • jakatan, on 05/14/2008, -5/+55I liked her surface more when it wasn't riddled with veins and throbbing muscles.
  • Mahoney07, on 05/14/2008, -7/+9Gross
  • amanilaenvelope, on 05/14/2008, -0/+24what kind of powers does the ms surface exactly have?
  • xsquirrel378x, on 05/14/2008, -8/+2totally not oGC
  • bossywalker, on 05/14/2008, -1/+9Does anyone actually watch Gladiators in America or England? It has started here in Australia again, original Australian series ran from 95-97, and it's pretty crap.
    • antiorblkflag9, on 05/15/2008, -4/+3The remake is actually really entertaining.
  • possiblyneil, on 05/14/2008, -7/+5Why does anybody really care, I mean really?! This is like celebrity gossip with M$ strapped on to it. Its another add even if it doesn't say it is an add, it is just another way for M$ to hawk something that we have lived just fine without and can continue living without.
    /rant
    • jerrycurley, on 05/15/2008, -2/+1Yeah...and all those inane submission about Apple celebs are OK with you?

      You cared enough to click on this link and enter a comment.
    • AyaJulia, on 05/15/2008, -0/+1People lived just fine without computers for millennia before they were invented. Does that mean computers were an equally bad idea?
      Note that I think the MS surface is silly, I just want to make the point that "we've lived fine without it" is a bad reason to shun an innovation. ~.^
  • PhattyPhattMatt, on 05/14/2008, -7/+2She probably will still get a virus...
    • jerrycurley, on 05/15/2008, -6/+3She is probably computer literate. If you get viruses, even on Windows, it is becuase YOU are too ***** stupid to know how to avoid it.
  • LeeSoong, on 05/14/2008, -1/+38Hard Women are good to find.
  • AlaskaLoneWolf, on 05/14/2008, -9/+4The upside: I have a new favorite television show. OMG the hottness

    The downside: More reasons for people in other countries to hate us.
    • Daniel591992, on 05/14/2008, -0/+6No, other countries have women too! (and are less strict about what's on TV)
    • max420, on 05/15/2008, -0/+1I'm unsure as to what "american gladiators" does or has in it, that would cause people outside of the US to hate it... And I'm not from the US...
    • AlaskaLoneWolf, on 05/19/2008, -0/+1Sorry. I have a twisted sense of humor. Most people hate America, well, for no good reason. I like any show that actually tries to be creative, puts the athletic prowess of one person against another, and offers an alternative to boxing or the UFC. Just wish they'd throw in some wild animals and maybe some robots.
  • cw1242, on 05/14/2008, -1/+70You hit the ***** jump you idiot author. I hate this whole JUMP fad in blogs like we can't see what's right underneath it.
    • moolaismyfriend, on 05/14/2008, -6/+2whoa!

    • jerrycurley, on 05/15/2008, -5/+0IT doesn't evne make any sense. It is bad enough when they say "after the jump" since jump is just a made up word for ads. But hitting the jump is about as pathetic an attempt to coin a phrase as I have ever heard.

      Then again, we are on Digg where chilren STILL think that FTW is clever...so...
    • unreg, on 05/15/2008, -0/+11Hit the jump to see more comments.
    • Typhoon2009, on 05/15/2008, -0/+7I, too, hate it. I say we start fining $500 every time someone uses ***** like "after the jump."
    • Fritzed, on 05/15/2008, -0/+2The Jump refers to the rest of the article that doesn't appear on the main page or article overview. For example, it makes sense if you look at this page -http://gizmodo.com/tag/weird-combo-of-the-day/
      Yes, it is still stupid.
      • unreg, on 05/15/2008, -0/+2Thanks Sparky, I think we all had that figured out.
  • TryTheVeal, on 05/14/2008, -9/+1I'd like to microsoft that surface... wait that came out wrong... that's what she said... damn can't stop...
  • mandarin, on 05/14/2008, -4/+1I kinda like her. Bet she can crush that guy with her pinky...
  • kagayaki1, on 05/14/2008, -2/+13Original Monica FTW
    http://www.nbc.com/American_Gladiators/images/ag_c ...
  • krnldmp, on 05/14/2008, -5/+3, and only likes other men.
  • 888gavin, on 05/14/2008, -7/+30I'd hit it.
    • DeskFlyer, on 05/15/2008, -0/+53She'd hit you.
    • destron, on 05/15/2008, -2/+6You diggers would hit practically anything...
      • dudefaceguyman, on 05/15/2008, -0/+1Yep.

        Shall I tell you a tale of the many adventures of where my penis has traveled? It's a story on par with Lord Of The Rings. Mostly because I pounded an Orc once.....Well I thought it was an orc. But I was just drunk and stumbled upon a large pig at a petting zoo.
    • IznastY, on 05/15/2008, -1/+3I think she's pretty sexy, but then again I'm a gym rat myself.
    • WiIlyWonka, on 05/15/2008, -0/+0fap fap fap...
  • slothlovechunk, on 05/14/2008, -4/+9She really isn't that big. I'm sure she has toned up since she won, but I'm sure she isn't manly still. This picture is pretty well-'enhanced.'

    I remember watching her last season and commenting on her amazingly tight backside.
    • jerrycurley, on 05/15/2008, -2/+3The picture isn't enahnced as you are implying, but it was surely taken right after a workout session to get the full effect. She was hotter as a contestant, but she is still incredible. Of course Digg will blast her because their bodies that have never done an atheltic activity in their lives wouldn't know what to do with that.
  • azurite, on 05/14/2008, -5/+4I'd gladiate that.
  • o0adam0o, on 05/14/2008, -4/+4Fine, ill take it.
  • eddie72, on 05/14/2008, -7/+2Wow, she looks pretty grody now. She used to look hot.
    • jerrycurley, on 05/15/2008, -0/+2grody? What the ***** decade are you living in?
  • madcat033, on 05/14/2008, -3/+13Crush is so ***** hot.

    /that is all
    • Namco, on 05/16/2008, -0/+1Gina Carano is actually one of the most badass ones on the show. Only Justice could kick your ass worse.
    • Aliasing, on 05/19/2008, -0/+1She'd kick your ass, if she could make weight, heh.
  • OG1502, on 05/14/2008, -4/+1Guess she has been working out with Bill...
  • kirakun, on 05/14/2008, -3/+7I knew it! She was a trap!
  • SEGA4life, on 05/15/2008, -3/+4Great yet another picture of a girl that can kick my ass... thanks.. thanks allot.
  • pseudologue, on 05/15/2008, -5/+3I'm weirdly turned on by Hellga. Does that make me gay?
    • MasterBeowulf, on 05/15/2008, -0/+1only if she gives you a swellie.
  • Shawshanksr, on 05/15/2008, -8/+6muscle bound women are really not attractive. unless you are maria sharapova
  • snareguy17, on 05/15/2008, -5/+4In the words of McLovin... "I got a boner"
  • whiteguysamurai, on 05/15/2008, -1/+14She'd hit me.
  • halfdirt, on 05/15/2008, -2/+4Hit the jump?
  • sovietninja, on 05/15/2008, -4/+2I'm sorry this is stupid but...
    When I looked in that pic I heard Omega Red's voice going O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-OMEGA DES-S-TR-R-R-ROYER-R-R!
  • theMADone, on 05/15/2008, -3/+13For those fellow brits out there, who agrees that this muscle bound lass cant hold a candle to the original jet.
  • ryan926, on 05/15/2008, -5/+3THATS why the original Xbox was SO heavy and big....to her it must've felt like a feather.
  • rasde, on 05/15/2008, -3/+11bet she has a firm ***** ass
    • DeathGod321, on 05/15/2008, -2/+3It's probably not as firm as her regular ass.
  • gquaglia, on 05/15/2008, -3/+9I'd buy that for a dollar!
  • djstan627, on 05/15/2008, -6/+0*****
  • shiv68, on 05/15/2008, -8/+3
    I'd gladly eat her.
    • shiv68, on 05/15/2008, -4/+4
      Who ever diggs me down is a ***** and a Obama supporter.
      • Lazydriver, on 05/15/2008, -0/+1Was gonna digg you up till you made a reference of Obama supporters digging you down.

        Thanks! So, dugg down for stereotyping the people who disagree with you!
  • NSResponder, on 05/15/2008, -6/+7So, she's strong enough to move the big-ass table around?

    -jcr
  • pcloadletter, on 05/15/2008, -0/+2here's another photo of her from the surface ad that was taken just moments later:
    http://www.flickr.com/photos/hellacutty/521201549/
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