- markwilcox, on 08/01/2008, -138/+551So I guess peeling off the stickers doesn't work...
- Jeffler, on 08/01/2008, -36/+12A knife does though.
- mm3guy, on 08/01/2008, -15/+43A knife risks the wrong kind of penetration.
- lovelyllu, on 08/01/2008, -11/+9I dunno, knives always make it more exciting for me. ;)
- pault107, on 08/02/2008, -0/+1Lindsey?
http://www.aolcdn.com/red_galleries/03-lindsay-loh ...
- eric1743, on 08/01/2008, -30/+16ok it's a race i'll try and take off your bra
you try and get xkcd on the front page
aaaand.. go- stevealford, on 08/01/2008, -29/+9Or you could just put your thumb on one side of the clasp, put your middle finger on the other side, then just snap your fingers...
I've never been able to figure out why bra clasps have been so complicated for other guys to figure out. You're all ***** morons! - stevealford, on 08/01/2008, -27/+6I'm being buried for stating the truth? lmfao @ you retards being all sensitive about your stupidity, being confounded by a bra clasp. Do you need an instruction manual with a step-by-step guide to figure out how to operate a bra? I say again more tactfully: If you can't figure out how to unclasp a bra, you're a ***** moron.
- Namco, on 08/01/2008, -16/+10@stevealford: There's more than one kind of bra clasp *****. And when you break one, she gets pissed. They're expensive.
- dbhalla, on 08/01/2008, -10/+35If you could write a step by step manual and post it on digg that would be great, so then we can all make sure to bury it just like the rest of your comments.
- Puttzy, on 08/01/2008, -3/+12XKCD making the front page of digg will be faster than most things. You will lose.
- nmnnotmyname, on 08/01/2008, -0/+1Stevealford: Because we don't wear them
- stevealford, on 08/01/2008, -29/+9Or you could just put your thumb on one side of the clasp, put your middle finger on the other side, then just snap your fingers...
- Keloran, on 08/01/2008, -26/+15since this is the only one above the fold that isnt buried
this would make an awesome tshirt- orangefly, on 08/01/2008, -4/+6what keeps doing that....???....
- daebat, on 08/01/2008, -19/+3DISTURBING DIGG DOWN DIRECTLY DEPICTED, DIGRESSED, AND DOMINATED FOR DISPLACING DOMINOES.
- squaredUP, on 08/01/2008, -19/+8I usually just tear through the clasp in a fit of animal rage biting and clawing my way to the prize. I guess thats why I only sleep with a girl once...
- bennyb123, on 08/01/2008, -9/+1My single handed no look bra undoing technique no longer works!
- nahata5, on 08/01/2008, -12/+6.....This would probably make it easier for most of us
- lantza, on 08/01/2008, -9/+2What if it's just a metaphor for the difficulty of taking off a girls bra?
- Barney255, on 08/01/2008, -9/+2that's a really bad story...every comment has been buried:P
- theliamburns1, on 08/01/2008, -17/+5BURY BRIGADE IS THE GAYEST THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED TO DIGG
- AAK15, on 08/01/2008, -0/+1what brigade are you ***** talking about?
- X9001, on 08/01/2008, -15/+8I always break them...
- Jeffler, on 08/01/2008, -36/+12A knife does though.
- Fiber, on 08/01/2008, -107/+60Better start memorizing these..
1) Fi U Li Ui
2) Ri Di R D
3) U R Ui Ri Ui Fi U F
4) Ui Li U L U F Ui Fi
5) F R U Ri Ui Fi
6) R U Ri U R U U Ri
7) U R Ui Li U Ri Ui L
8) Ri Di R D- noahgelman, on 08/01/2008, -28/+13***** your algorithms, you learned them off youtube. Give the guy you took it from some credit.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsQIoPyfQzM- sinrtb, on 08/01/2008, -0/+4Really that was the first one to come up with a Rubik algorithm? He dosen't even look old enough to be the first one to come up with that algorithm. considering that the system has been out for 20+ years I highly doubt that Dan Brown was the first to come up with it.
- Jeffler, on 08/01/2008, -33/+90up up down down left right left right b a start
- tristan0is0bord, on 08/01/2008, -17/+4This isn't Contra.
- TimeIsTissue, on 08/01/2008, -12/+17THIS IS SPARTA!
- coyote1284, on 08/01/2008, -5/+7xyzzy
- MonsterChaOS, on 08/01/2008, -3/+5ABACABB
- magicdiablo, on 08/01/2008, -0/+1CRAZYCYRAX
- FamousNerd, on 08/01/2008, -0/+1Allow me... 007 373 5963
also, wasn't it b a b a select start :P - polalion, on 08/01/2008, -0/+2LP LP > LK HP
- dano420, on 08/01/2008, -0/+1...just because we use cheats doesn't mean we ain't smart
- IglooBurner, on 08/01/2008, -9/+4ABACABB
- beerncheese, on 08/01/2008, -1/+2Thanks Fiber. I had a cube to 6), but I couldn't remember 7) and 8). Got it now.
- GassyTurd, on 08/01/2008, -0/+19‹^› ‹(๏̯๏)› ‹^›
- TheShad0w, on 08/01/2008, -1/+4I don't know why people are diggin you down :S
- noahgelman, on 08/01/2008, -28/+13***** your algorithms, you learned them off youtube. Give the guy you took it from some credit.
- mystdragon333, on 08/01/2008, -126/+61What's this? Is xkcd actually funny today?
- OstrakonX, on 08/01/2008, -19/+11Man, there's always somebody saying that.
When it's some technology joke, there's always somebody saying something like that, recounting the woes of getting SATA drivers to work on Vista, while everyone else laughs nervously, secretly wanting to ask what a Gentoo is.
When it's some popular culture joke, there's always idiots like you going "GOD FINALLY, THIS JOKE ISN'T ABOUT LINUX LOL SO FUNNY!!!1!"- Jeffler, on 08/01/2008, -19/+12GOD FINALLY, THIS JOKE ISN'T ABOUT LINUX LOL SO FUNNY!!!1!
- browwiw, on 08/01/2008, -31/+6Actually, none of the jokes from this strip are funny. They're all just kind of smug and referential and often downright condescending. The author thinks that he's somehow inflating himself by alienating his potential audience.
Also, only douchebags like XKCD - lamiaconfitor, on 08/01/2008, -11/+9@ Browwiw... By that logic, wouldn't you like it too?
- treedude, on 08/01/2008, -4/+3@ Browwiw - You act like all the strips are about Linux. The fact is most of them are not. Also if you knew anything about Linux, you would most likely find those strips funny. Just because he pokes fun at Linux users doesn't mean he is alienating them. Some people actually have a sense of humor and can take a joke...
- browwiw, on 08/01/2008, -3/+2No, 'treedude', the strips are unfunny regardless of topic or content.
- xEn1gma, on 08/12/2008, -0/+1Stop trying to be like Maddox please.
- cutekelvins, on 08/01/2008, -12/+4I didnt understand anything.
- Spudster, on 08/01/2008, -1/+5Great sex life you have there.
- OstrakonX, on 08/01/2008, -19/+11Man, there's always somebody saying that.
- ctenn2ls, on 08/01/2008, -66/+28Victoria's Secret would make a fortune selling companion products such as round-tipped scissors.
- adoggz, on 08/01/2008, -15/+13I like anal sex .... just sayin
- feshmania, on 08/01/2008, -6/+8Brother adoggz is right. Anal sex is a masterpiece of American literature.
- freeth1nker, on 08/01/2008, -0/+2@adoggz
Dugg for completely taking me by surprise with that comment.
- adoggz, on 08/01/2008, -15/+13I like anal sex .... just sayin
- ani625, on 08/01/2008, -66/+27If you can actually solve it under a minute, chances are that you are just holding the bra.. without anybody wearing it, that is..
- cooljmy10, on 08/01/2008, -67/+41and it's a black bra too, so you know she wants it
- ShinMoses, on 08/01/2008, -0/+4Why was this dug down? Its funny!
- ih8ducks88, on 08/01/2008, -0/+4the bury brigade is out in full force today
- ShinMoses, on 08/01/2008, -0/+4Why was this dug down? Its funny!
- mystdragon333, on 08/01/2008, -113/+23Oh sweet, this hasn't hit the front page yet, That means that I can comment and get alot of diggs, right?
- rshah, on 08/01/2008, -15/+27Wrong
- ielephant, on 08/01/2008, -21/+2You remind me of Arnold (the Governor.....I can't spell his surname)
- DennisPwnsj00, on 08/01/2008, -17/+14define "alot"
- kinseyincanada, on 08/01/2008, -16/+6hey screw you, you copycat
- rblancarte, on 08/01/2008, -1/+2Negative Ghost rider, the pattern is full.
- Sephr, on 08/01/2008, -70/+22Why is this under Linux/Unix? Would of buried this for inaccurate topic placement if the comic but that messes up the recommendations engine for me then.
- veilrap, on 08/01/2008, -0/+9Just goes to show there are lots of idiots on digg who can't categorize stuff correctly.
- MavRevMatt, on 08/01/2008, -0/+2Nah, I think it's a sign.
- lukemit, on 08/01/2008, -0/+2I'm guessing that's where most of the nerds hang out, and you know how much they like XKCD
- veilrap, on 08/01/2008, -0/+9Just goes to show there are lots of idiots on digg who can't categorize stuff correctly.
- Moosecapade, on 08/01/2008, -62/+28I can't even solve bras without rubiks cubes attached...
- mystdragon333, on 08/01/2008, -21/+15Thank you, that was the joke.
- specialK16, on 08/01/2008, -1/+6Wow, over your head pal.
- mystdragon333, on 08/01/2008, -110/+39***** you, 2 of my friends died solving rubik's cubes that were used as connecting devices for bras.
- Sunscreen, on 08/01/2008, -36/+663 days ago called. They want their phrase back.
- vikblazin, on 08/01/2008, -21/+12wtf i dugg u up sunscreen
bury brigade being brutal - DrFil, on 08/01/2008, -17/+4seriously. sunscreen was the only one i didn't bury.
- specialK16, on 08/01/2008, -8/+4Awesome joke, never gets old to me.
- Computer_Kid, on 08/01/2008, -81/+234Problem Solved:
http://www.geekologie.com/2008/07/post_40.php- Korvon, on 08/01/2008, -19/+15Thats actually very impressive.
- ai6891, on 08/01/2008, -16/+69Why is this dugg down right now?!? That robot is amazing!
- Computer_Kid, on 08/01/2008, -17/+12I was thinking the same thing, and it's relative to the comic. Digg protest?
- rearlgrant, on 08/01/2008, -4/+32Before clicking on the link I got my hopes up that it would lead to a robot that can unhook bras (those w/out Rubik's cubes...)
- aznpwnzor, on 08/01/2008, -3/+2you know that robot picks up the cube, examines it, makes one move, puts it down, examines it, makes one move....
it is amazing but it freaking takes 5 seconds for one move- Rotzooi, on 08/01/2008, -2/+1No, it doesn't. It first examines the whole thing (which takes a long time) and then does all the moves one after another. It doesn't examine anything anymore after the initial first time.
- suwoo244, on 08/01/2008, -1/+4Damn, I cant even solve the rubik's cube...
- SurlyDuff, on 08/01/2008, -58/+29Hmm...doesn't that make it kinda difficult for the woman to get off too? Especially behind her back...I'm guessing this product is aimed at the blind, female Rubik's cube champion demographic (which I'm sure is huge).
- Caleb83, on 08/01/2008, -12/+16too much rational thought in your post.
- frostbyt, on 08/01/2008, -0/+4I lol'ed
- engityra, on 08/07/2008, -0/+0No, she just needs to be able to snap it on and have a sufficiently nerdy significant other.
- mystdragon333, on 08/01/2008, -54/+14Hello? Is anybody there?
- SurlyDuff, on 08/01/2008, -57/+23lol digg down party?
- Gatesophile, on 08/01/2008, -56/+21I'll digg this one because it made me chuckle.
- MiniBear, on 08/01/2008, -71/+37Can everyone please just use their bookmarks to check XKCD. It doesnt need to be put on digg every MWF................
- DforSpiD, on 08/01/2008, -17/+11That's mother ***** week for the dyslexic!
- infinityofnever, on 08/01/2008, -10/+13xkcd is nerd humor man.. and digg is full of nerds.. what do you expect?
- Verdanic, on 08/01/2008, -6/+13Hey, if you complain some more, maybe it'll stop hitting the front page because you don't like it.
- Exbzurq, on 08/01/2008, -4/+14***** you MiniBear, if that is indeed your real name. I'll digg it if I like it. It's a social news site, what do you expect? Are you trying to save room for lolcats or some other pointless tripe? Sod off.
- Kakemonstere, on 08/01/2008, -1/+4Yes, "MiniBear" is his real name Exbzurq which i count on is yours not just a internet nick name!
- Zalyster, on 08/01/2008, -0/+3Minibear is a chipmunk! Because when you're camping they can be just as bad as bears.
- ChazKato, on 08/01/2008, -0/+2Zalyster has been to Philmont?
- steelam, on 08/01/2008, -1/+2I think I should be put on Digg. That way people can easily share what they thought about it instead of having to digg through the forums on the website. Wow, I totally just wrote digg instead of dig. Minibear I still heart you btw.
- ChazKato, on 08/01/2008, -0/+2Yeah! put steelam on facebook! i love that kid!
- ChazKato, on 08/01/2008, -0/+1Oh crap, replace facebook w/ digg... that is so embarrassing..
*slaps head in disgust*
- Lutremi, on 08/01/2008, -56/+18I AM THE EGGMAN
- HayString, on 08/01/2008, -15/+7THEY ARE THE EGGMEN
- Maxmaxxwell, on 08/01/2008, -15/+9I AM THE WALRUS
- stevealford, on 08/01/2008, -13/+5GOO GOO GAJOO!
- the3stars, on 08/01/2008, -15/+5wooooo
- JoshDaFink, on 08/01/2008, -46/+18Title text:
'Don't worry, I can do it in under a minute.' 'Yes, I've noticed.' - wildfire, on 08/01/2008, -46/+14Ends with masturbation...
Until she falls asleep. - EmitStop, on 08/01/2008, -48/+23Another graveyard ?
Or just ***** comments?
Time will tell.- EmitStop, on 08/01/2008, -16/+12Oh cool, Graveyard. Thanks.
- Maxmaxxwell, on 08/01/2008, -15/+7I'm sorry but how to graveyards happen?
- fmorel90, on 08/01/2008, -0/+11A few people bury every comment, and then more people join in until everyone is six feet under.
- MavRevMatt, on 08/01/2008, -0/+4Because new diggers somehow think it's funny when really it's just ***** ANNOYING.
- RandyFithian, on 08/01/2008, -43/+21Wow, now I can finally use my Rubik's cube solving skill for something practical.
- aznpwnzor, on 08/01/2008, -15/+11undoing an empty bra?
- Cashmoney504, on 08/01/2008, -49/+11facepalm
- HayString, on 08/01/2008, -23/+3dickpalm
- DeadlyCouncil, on 08/01/2008, -46/+15If that were true it wouldn't be the nerds who had trouble getting some, lol
- dpowre, on 08/01/2008, -43/+14those guys who can do it in like a minute have it made.
- Jo9100, on 08/01/2008, -40/+17Uhhh... scissors?
- shonentokyo, on 08/01/2008, -40/+18Ah...finally, my speed cubing training pays off....
- r3negadeX, on 08/11/2008, -48/+12*THESE COMMENTS SUCK* (mandatory)
Anyway, I usually despise XKCD's forced unfunny humor, but this actually made me laugh. So...consider it a milestone. - HackerThatsme, on 08/01/2008, -43/+13Bury this Comment Before time runs out and you will win a prize!
- kujo740, on 08/01/2008, -89/+276What the ***** is that black thing?
- AWBoy666, on 08/01/2008, -36/+17Your mom wore one until I met her.
- TheKarmaPolice, on 08/01/2008, -1/+28....and now she wears two?
- linuxpenguin, on 08/01/2008, -9/+76That's what she said.
- tjl30, on 08/02/2008, -0/+1Well Played sir!
- renegade334, on 08/02/2008, -0/+1Ew
- jamieb122, on 08/01/2008, -2/+49swimming goggles
- joeanon, on 08/01/2008, -3/+21Hmm.. I think I saw one in a video game once.
- AWBoy666, on 08/01/2008, -36/+17Your mom wore one until I met her.
- mbonzo531, on 08/01/2008, -46/+19There seems to be a correlation between XKCD being good and people making stupid ***** comments.
- WallnutBoy, on 08/01/2008, -1/+2Actually, no. The bury brigade just has a new victim today.
- defaultusername, on 08/01/2008, -44/+12First!
- StrangeFamous, on 08/01/2008, -0/+2Really?
- zzz@tkz, on 08/01/2008, -44/+14Rubik's Cubes aren't that hard -- I could do one in just over a minute (Yeah, I noticed). There are a few pretty simple steps that people are amazed by.
- zzz@tkz, on 08/01/2008, -14/+5Fellow Rubik's Cube people burring me so the secret isn't out :P?
- sgtbutterscotch, on 08/01/2008, -16/+7You know what else isn't that hard and you can use in only just over a minute?
- Synyk, on 08/01/2008, -1/+2We're not your fellows, pal. You're just being buried for stating the obvious. We know Rubik Cubes are easy.
- zzz@tkz, on 08/01/2008, -14/+5Fellow Rubik's Cube people burring me so the secret isn't out :P?
- benmiller313, on 08/01/2008, -47/+16we are such lemmings. doing something just because someone else did it before you is not awesome.
- rearlgrant, on 08/01/2008, -4/+6It is if you are Republican.
- LeviTheSmith, on 08/01/2008, -44/+12Comment buried!
- benburned, on 08/01/2008, -47/+18I wonder who's going to be the one with the rather witty comment that doesn't get buried here.
- McMaster88, on 08/01/2008, -18/+9Obviously not you, but ironically me neither.
- Ghoztt, on 08/01/2008, -51/+13XKCD is rarely digg worthy.
BOOKMARK IT, FAN BOYS.- kushin, on 08/01/2008, -12/+5hahaha
- Dunnix, on 08/01/2008, -0/+2don't have too, it always seems to be on Digg waiting for me. =)
Thank you. - devila2208, on 08/03/2008, -0/+1Yeah, this is the first XKDC I actually liked.
- WatchDragon, on 08/01/2008, -41/+10I wont have that problem...
- CanTheSpam, on 08/01/2008, -42/+12Here lay a great comment.
Requiescat in Pace - saegiru, on 08/01/2008, -41/+10It is how I feel about xkcd making frontpage every single time.
- jimthenglishman, on 08/01/2008, -43/+18color? in my xkcd?
- thisissami, on 08/01/2008, -42/+13this is the first xkcd in a while to make me lol
- bobsaid, on 08/01/2008, -45/+9Meh... I could have it off with in a min... at the longest.
Tho the strap would make it a little more difficult.- Shadic, on 08/01/2008, -18/+6Alt-text:
'Don't worry, I can do it under a minute.' 'Yes, I've noticed.'- admdrew, on 08/01/2008, -0/+1It's not alt text! It's title text!
/pedantry
- admdrew, on 08/01/2008, -0/+1It's not alt text! It's title text!
- Synyk, on 08/01/2008, -0/+3wow bobsaid! You must be a genius!!!11!!!
- Shadic, on 08/01/2008, -18/+6Alt-text:
- noahgelman, on 08/01/2008, -52/+18***** THE RIAA
- bdogm, on 08/01/2008, -16/+5Always appropriate.
- carrognia, on 08/01/2008, -95/+17I would LOVE to get less than -100 buries!!!!
- Hermiesan, on 08/01/2008, -22/+11That means, -100 or less ... i.e. -101 ... -102 ... -103 ....
- dezholling, on 08/01/2008, -0/+3I think he understands that, dude.
- kylethompson1, on 08/01/2008, -0/+4-100 buries is a double negative.
- Hermiesan, on 08/01/2008, -22/+11That means, -100 or less ... i.e. -101 ... -102 ... -103 ....
- mvanhorn, on 08/01/2008, -45/+11First xkcd story I've ever dugg. Dugg.
- Krodis, on 08/01/2008, -40/+14If only it were that easy!
- tulanian12, on 08/01/2008, -42/+21Bury brigade! Attack!
- sirbeta, on 08/01/2008, -53/+19Bury me you bastards! I dare you!
- VinnieDaMac, on 08/01/2008, -49/+13Pretty funny except this joke has been done a billion times already.
- wootmacs, on 08/01/2008, -47/+15Its all good, we can slip it down, and no problems.
only for her, since she has to solve it each time she changes...... -
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