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  • leebo, on 10/10/2007, -9/+75Semi NSFW but very nice nevertheless.
    • dsn0wman, on 10/10/2007, -9/+52Actually I would say it is 100% NSFW! Unless there are no females in your office, then go right ahead.
      • lateralus, on 10/10/2007, -1/+8AND you have no Enterprise IT overlords to fear.
        • peevegrider, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1OR if you are one of those Enterprise IT overlords
        • Pssdoff, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2Ha Ha - I am that overlord! I AM INVINCIBLE!
      • GliTCH82, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3I'm the boss and I say it's SFW.
    • Bleeblaow, on 10/10/2007, -34/+4She appears to have very ugly lips, and thus probably has a very ugly face.

      Prove me wrong if you wish, but this is not very nice at all. Get out and meet some women, diggers.
      • championchap, on 10/10/2007, -5/+2i very much doubt shes "very ugly"
        but still, you cant really say shes better or worse looking than the firefox girl.. because she doesn't show her bloody face!!!
        everyone is hot with half their face covered
      • fkr3, on 10/10/2007, -7/+7She also has a very ugly teenage son, who drugged her and took this photo to score points for ubuntu.
        • zenlunatic, on 10/10/2007, -3/+2I know it's a joke, but why does the son have to be ugly? Just curious if I missed something, as I am a bit out of the loop lately.
        • afx1, on 10/10/2007, -1/+3that was actually ***** hilarious
      • SirNoobius, on 10/10/2007, -3/+1can't see anything anyway
      • noumuon, on 10/10/2007, -1/+7usually the people online calling blatantly hot women ugly are other females or 35 year old virgins who have grown resentful at their misfortunes.
      • Cmain, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3Why are you looking at her face?
      • muffinmanpoo, on 10/10/2007, -0/+4But... titties.
        • mcduckov, on 10/10/2007, -1/+1Indeed. Does look like a butter face though.
    • Duncarob, on 10/10/2007, -7/+1How does this Ubuntard propaganda get dugg up so much? Guess when you give it *****, it's news-worthy. Doesn't explain the rest of the spam...
    • nofxjunkee, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2I bet even the girls would like that rack! I mean, damn... Beauty is beauty, regardless of one's sex.
  • neoblaque, on 10/10/2007, -0/+31Title: "The new background revealed"
    • fuze44, on 10/10/2007, -2/+1What would women do with themselves if they didn't have t i t s?

      She probably thinks she exhibiting "Girl Power." haha
  • baalzebub, on 10/10/2007, -5/+12RE: ["our eye popper is prettier than girl mentioned in older story about Firefox chick, don’t you think so?"]

    can not say, this ubuntu chic has her face covered by her hair, anyways beauty is in the eye of the beholder...
    • oneoverzero, on 10/10/2007, -2/+28If I recall correctly, you can see more nipples on this one. Ergo prettier.
      • baalzebub, on 10/10/2007, -3/+4i never said she did not have a fine body, she quite obviously has a very fine & curvaceous body, it is her face that is obscured by her hair...
      • cdnbambam, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2Problem is your comparing apples and oranges...One is cute and pretty the other hot and sexy. Add up the totals from all categories and it's a tie.

        Replies in the wrong place, Oh well
    • skyshock1, on 10/10/2007, -5/+2I feel like a dork for digging up this comment, but yeah, could be a butter face.
    • calvmari, on 10/10/2007, -1/+9There's enough there to see this woman isn't anything close to a butter face. She's gorgeous.
  • ispep, on 10/10/2007, -30/+12Dupe. Buried. This was posted only hours before. Get new material, fanboy.
    • ha1f, on 10/10/2007, -14/+4Wow, who dugg you down? Fanboys FTL.
      • ispep, on 10/10/2007, -13/+4ubuntu fanboys are just crying little pussies.
    • OutThisLife, on 10/10/2007, -2/+9Or we're digging you two down because you're idiots.
      • ha1f, on 10/10/2007, -1/+2so you're digging us down because we bury a blatantly duplicate story? and then you call US idiots...
      • zwaldowski, on 10/10/2007, -1/+1Why bring politics into a stupid situation? You are idiots: this is the one that got dugg, not the other one. Dupes are not always done chronologically.
        • radiometric, on 10/10/2007, -1/+1I see what you did there.
          Also
          Pics or it didn't happen.
          After a colon, I believe you are supposed to capitilize the next letter.
          And the US is knot idiots.
          Is that the correct formula for a Digg comment?
      • ispep, on 10/10/2007, -2/+1No, fanboys like you are digging us down because we speak the truth and you want all the crap ubuntu stories, no matter if they're a dupe or not to get noticed.
  • schestowitz, on 11/11/2007, -6/+41Very Gutsy.
    • thcobbs, on 10/10/2007, -9/+7Very Gutsy.

      Ahhh... you mean: "Very Busty."

      • championchap, on 11/08/2007, -1/+29The joke



        Your head
        • thcobbs, on 11/08/2007, -14/+2No, I got the joke... I just decided to be.... you know....

          ***** DIRECT
    • tech42er, on 11/11/2007, -1/+24She seems feisty.
    • PathDaemon, on 11/08/2007, -1/+4No, gutsy is showing your face a bit more, so that those Ubuntu/Digg users that make it into the outside world can double take on you.
  • aforsberg, on 10/10/2007, -41/+155NSFW!!! PUT IT IN THE DESCRIPTION! you're trying to get me fired, aren't you???
    • canewediggit, on 10/10/2007, -3/+121*****. you clicked the link b/c you thought there would be a hot girl there. i don't know the first ***** thing about ubuntu other than what i've picked up from hanging out on digg, but when i clicked the link, i knew there would be some sexiness involved. you went looking for breasts, you got breasts, quit your bitching.
    • HigherLogic, on 10/10/2007, -0/+56So your boss lets you browse Digg at work as long as it's safe?
    • lateralus, on 10/10/2007, -2/+6Fired? You're a paperboy.
    • r0gue3, on 10/10/2007, -7/+3Probably should set your priorities straight... Work means work.
    • vonskippy, on 10/10/2007, -2/+11Do you work in a nunnery?
    • cdnbambam, on 10/10/2007, -0/+4I'm sure you could get the girl in HR to pose in your companies shirt.
    • MacBrowser, on 10/10/2007, -4/+1POST IT IN THE DESCRIPTION NEXT TIME ......


      [calms down...]

      nonetheless, very pretty system
    • noctu, on 10/10/2007, -0/+5with the title and 1k+ diggs how could you not expect it?
    • ilovenicotine, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3girl and spread in the same sentence
    • neodorian, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2zomg a slight silhouette of a nipple!!
  • Amplix, on 10/10/2007, -16/+7Innacurate..... what does this have to do with Ubuntu
  • MoeB, on 11/11/2007, -3/+87sadly the ubuntu logo was photoshopped onto that image later on.
  • thepolkapunk, on 10/10/2007, -27/+3Why the HELL don't you put up an NSFW?!?!?!?!?!?! Are you an idiot or just a dick?
    • FoxRacR17, on 10/10/2007, -5/+29heres a crazy idea....how about WORKING while you are at WORK, instead of browsing the internet. Be a little bit productive huh?
      • lateralus, on 10/13/2007, -6/+3He's an Ubuntu Tech Support agent. No issues ever occur. The man has nothing to do, just like the friendly old Maytag repair man....except older and perverted.
    • OutThisLife, on 10/10/2007, -0/+4If you use FF, open it in a new tab, ctrl+tab to said tab, scroll down. If it's "NSFW" quickly press ctrl+w.

      You're safe.
  • FireStarterBob, on 10/10/2007, -6/+46i like her. she seems smart
  • airwalkery2k, on 10/10/2007, -7/+215I'd open her source.
    • yeahbuddy, on 10/10/2007, -4/+77She'd turn a floppy drive into a hard one, that's for sure.
      • georgetds, on 10/10/2007, -3/+16Anyone old enough to still be using floppy drives probably is going to be out of luck with that young lady.
        • antdude, on 10/10/2007, -1/+5So a Flash stick? A joystick? A cable?
        • zenlunatic, on 10/10/2007, -6/+2Chuck Norris?
        • noumuon, on 10/10/2007, -1/+0i'm pretty sure nobody's STILL using floppies despite age. they tend not to even come on new computers any more.
          • antdude, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3I still use it for simple boot disks.
    • strictnein, on 10/10/2007, -18/+6Unfortunately, you'd more likely open her sores
    • CCmachined, on 10/10/2007, -11/+2buried you. why is it that whenever an image of a woman appears on Digg, some guy(s) post sexual/flirtacious comments? shut the ***** up. we do not need to know you're desperate.
      • r4ge, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2your gay. ;)
      • Philluminati, on 10/10/2007, -0/+4Man i had to digg you because you made me laugh. Dugg for humour not for opinion
  • proficient, on 10/10/2007, -6/+2:D
  • Typhoon2009, on 10/10/2007, -18/+6Oh man I'd shove my dick into her undoubtedly vault-like vagina harder than a jackhammer.

    What?
    • PathDaemon, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2/me rolls eyes. Why did no one understand the joke here? You guys did well on "I'd open her source" but completely missed that Typhoon is making reference to a simple recompile of his Ubuntu kernel! Or something... It's not entirely clear.
  • mannymix03, on 10/20/2007, -9/+29i think its pretty SFW actually, she is wearing a shirt.

    I don't know where you all work
    • yeahbuddy, on 10/10/2007, -2/+36Vatican, apparently.
    • facm, on 10/10/2007, -2/+13Some workplaces are more sensitive than others, yes, but I wouldn't want my boss over my shoulder seeing this.
      • XFact0r, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1But you would be OK with letting him see you on Digg and not working?
  • boot20, on 10/10/2007, -6/+1How about a shot or two without her shirt :-)
  • Lordy1952, on 10/10/2007, -8/+2now... we need MORE of that PLEASE!!!
    • profOblivion, on 10/10/2007, -0/+16Dude, you're on the ***** INTERNET.
    • PathDaemon, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2Dear 4chan user. While your attempts at being more civilized on Digg are valiant, this comment is, frankly, no more productive than shouting "MOAR" in a waning thread.
  • thcobbs, on 10/10/2007, -11/+21Soooo.... If I pretend I'm Ubuntu... can I penetrate that market?
    • holygram, on 10/10/2007, -2/+2I'd penetrate her market...amirite?
      • GliTCH82, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2Redundancy: a good idea for data and infrastructure, but not jokes.
  • MrCrumbles, on 11/11/2007, -6/+64I would like to have sex with the Ubuntu operating system
  • digitalbuzz, on 10/10/2007, -8/+24My hard drive just spun up.
  • ha1f, on 10/10/2007, -16/+8this was already on the front page today. sad.
    its like all the other linux/gimp'd images of girls with linux logos on there clothes/bodies.
    and its nsfw.

    buried. hard.
  • facm, on 10/10/2007, -24/+91) Buried for being a repeat
    2) Buried for being NSFW
    3) Buried for being sexist
    4) Buried for devoid of content
    • noahhoward, on 10/10/2007, -2/+12Sexist?
    • strictnein, on 10/10/2007, -1/+4Maybe facm would like a Ubuntu logo photoshopped onto a guys crotch?
      • facm, on 10/10/2007, -2/+1What, exactly, would be wrong with some equal representation on the frontpage?
        • sexybobo, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3it is equal. 98% of digg is males and 98% of diggs frontpage is male oriented. if you want more girl stuff get more girl on digg. (and in my bed).
          hows that for being sexist?
    • lateralus, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3Ahem, I think the correct spelling is 'sexy'...don't mention it.
    • agimat, on 10/10/2007, -2/+2From wordnet : Sexist - discriminatory on the basis of sex (usually said of men's attitude toward women).

      facm is one whiny little bitch but he's smarter than you geniuses.






      • facm, on 10/10/2007, -0/+0He?
      • PathDaemon, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3Does respecting women mean that we're not allowed to think of them as hot? Moreover, to eliminate sexism, should women be banned from participating in the creation of content depicting such hotness?
        • Giga, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1Banning women from doing something is by definition sexist. Let them participate.
    • noumuon, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1that's far from a sexist "article"; anyone claiming such is reaching for straws.
    • holygram, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1That's funny, because those are all the reasons I dugg it.
    • GliTCH82, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2Yeah, you WISH you could bury this 4 times, but your 1 click has nothing on 2000 horny diggers.
  • RandaII, on 10/10/2007, -8/+41i hope she is as easy to get in to like Ubuntu servers are.
    • tech42er, on 10/10/2007, -1/+3For you, yes.
    • maz2331, on 10/10/2007, -3/+2Only if you know the root password and have the right connector for the port.
  • seanmc303, on 10/10/2007, -4/+11I really like Tux and all, but I think Ubuntu has a new mascot. Long live Ubuntu Girl!
  • scrumpy, on 10/10/2007, -12/+5Perhaps those of you that bitch NSFW should actually work while at work. Or......... Like me, turn your monitor so that you don't attract an audience. By the way, the girl is fully clothed, because your mother would not approve does not mean it's NSFW. Time to get an apartment Poindexter.
    • AllenHSmilden, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3you can see *****, its not safe for work. what if there was a girl wearing transparent clothes so you could see everything. She would still be clothed but you coudl still see ***** and puss. Here you just see the ***** but you still see them.
    • antdude, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1Turn your monitor? How about possible cameras and screen captures?
  • ghjkl, on 10/10/2007, -4/+3whether or not this was shown already, i dont mind seeing it again.
  • cactus476, on 10/10/2007, -2/+3DUP. This was on the front page yesterday people...
    • ilovenicotine, on 10/10/2007, -1/+1that's the thing about digg, no on... you're a tool
  • bouche, on 10/10/2007, -1/+6how many times will these ***** be posted on digg this week? I'm sick of the dupes. everyone thinks they're the first one to find something.
    • ChromaVita, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2Answer: never enough.
    • ilovenicotine, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1"I saw this before this, I'm sick of dupes, everyone thinks they saw it first, I'm a tool." gj douche bouche whatever
  • CoheednCambria, on 10/10/2007, -5/+53Another Ubuntu logo. http://napcok.ovh.org/wp-content/uploads/2006/07/ubuntu-logo.jpg (NSFW)
  • ButterBuddha, on 10/10/2007, -4/+22 BOOOBIES !!!!!!
  • HouseFan, on 10/10/2007, -5/+0SUCK THAT BILL GATES!!
    ...you wish!
  • betasp, on 10/10/2007, -11/+5I hope she goes down as much as my Ubuntu box does...
    • czimmerman, on 10/10/2007, -1/+6Wait. No. You don't want that. Because then like...what's the point of her existence?

      Wow that's sexist. But funny.
    • CCmachined, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1haha zimmerman, nice one :p
      the only time my ubuntu box went down was because i accidentally wiped the whole partition in GPartEd... bah!
    • Kishoba, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2I hope she goes down as much as my Windows box!
  • demizer, on 10/10/2007, -4/+1She is one attractive woman. Sexy!
  • elsJake, on 10/10/2007, -4/+3unfortunetly , as you might've guessed , it's shopped.
    • demodawid, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1GIMP'd?
      • elsJake, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1maybe....and it's the GIMP i actually used to inspect the file , so ..ugh ,maybe.
  • Sparkster185, on 11/11/2007, -7/+12Don't get me wrong, I love Linux and Ubuntu is a great breakthrough, but this is just ***** lame.
  • coasterfreak212, on 10/10/2007, -1/+1if it was shopped couldn't they have put the canonical logo on the tit, I'm sorry if those kind of touches are my fancy.
  • misconfig, on 10/10/2007, -2/+15I would query her gateway.
  • gamemaster357, on 10/10/2007, -2/+8i'd let her hardware render my software any day
    • sudhu, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1well i would rather have her software activate my hardware
  • vonskippy, on 10/10/2007, -14/+9Big deal, some girl in a teeshirt with a logo shopped on it.

    Still won't lower my standards to using Unoobtu.
    • SuperCheese, on 10/10/2007, -1/+7You could at least convert the syllable that sounds like "noob"... you know.... Noobuntu.

      Of course, you're probably some kind of noob at noobing.
      • CCmachined, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3Ubuntu is a good way for n00bs to get into Linux. everyone was a newb at some point ;)
    • zwaldowski, on 10/10/2007, -2/+1What standards? Go back to compiling your Gentoo kernel.
  • bmoneyallstars, on 10/10/2007, -3/+1::big smile::
  • Synapse84, on 10/10/2007, -9/+7apt-get aids & stds
    • CCmachined, on 10/10/2007, -2/+5why the ***** would you do that?
      do
      cd /dev/penis
      sudo apt-get install condoms first ;)
  • NapoleonGold, on 10/10/2007, -2/+3im installing now
  • manbearpigm16, on 11/11/2007, -3/+27Buried for Ubuntu taking up some of the picture.
  • manbearpigm16, on 10/10/2007, -0/+6She's clearly using the nvidia driver.
  • richIsBored, on 10/10/2007, -2/+9In other news, stock for Kleenex and Jergen's is up 5 points.
  • zezerik, on 10/10/2007, -7/+18wow. *****. makes front page news. digg. you're all a bunch of ***** pimple faced virgins
    • Fracture98, on 10/10/2007, -3/+7***** virgins? How does that work?
    • eclectro, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3You're wrong. That's *13 year old* virgins to you.
  • smileya5, on 10/10/2007, -10/+3What oppressive sexist *****. Ohho, more successful than right-wing strivings? Though not without the same conservative outlook on gender and freedom.
  • Fracture98, on 10/10/2007, -2/+5I believe this is the wallpaper from the upcuming, I mean upcoming, "Chilly Nipple" build.
    • zwaldowski, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1I believe it was ported from Hoary.
  • bDreadz, on 10/10/2007, -1/+4i'm thirsty for milk. strange.
  • landohlakes, on 10/10/2007, -8/+0Nice *****.
  • erinspice, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1I could do better. I could answer questions about Linux in that position.
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