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- dhughes, on 03/10/2009, -5/+338 Searching for files on it should be a snap, the files are already indexed.
- BarbedImp, on 03/10/2009, -2/+245Not a "thumb drive"?
- anshuman, on 03/10/2009, -6/+86Thank god he lost his finger and nothing else....down there.
"DUDEEE....What the faauccckk man ....... What you doing with my laptop man....."
"Relax..... I am simply transferring some files for you....."
"The whaat?......why you in that position?...."
*awkward silence*
"Well......its a long story." - MrBabyMan, on 03/10/2009, -7/+86A thousand internets to you, good sir.
- kevbryant, on 03/10/2009, -6/+85YO DAWG I HERD YOU LIKE LINUX
- PHJames88, on 03/10/2009, -0/+78Haha, very funny Onion.
........Wait. - Culyt, on 03/10/2009, -0/+66He didn't seem to have any problems detaching the real one either ☺
- thenativeraver, on 03/10/2009, -7/+62I sorta fell bad for the guy's woman, oh wait... nevermind...
- ggroves, on 03/10/2009, -1/+47What if he has to go to the bathroom in the middle of watching the movie in his finger?
- thesmrt12004, on 03/10/2009, -1/+46USB extension cable
- jeffness, on 03/10/2009, -2/+45god digg is full of morons. It's a prosthetic finger. That means it can come off. All these people posting s'if the thing is embedded in his bone structure are retarded.
- Diggworthy, on 03/10/2009, -0/+39Props to this guy for being down to do this. After thinking about it, it must be kind of hard keeping one hand attached to a USB port while trying to type and use the mouse with your other hand.
- starsky51, on 03/10/2009, -0/+37unlike his real fingers, he can probably detach this one
- ianryerson, on 03/10/2009, -1/+28That could prove to be very productive. But what a hassle when uploading a large file.
- unit001, on 03/10/2009, -1/+27ONWARD CAME THE CYBERMEN!
- JerryJJJ, on 03/10/2009, -0/+25I don't need to keep my finger in the USB slot... I just leave it there and take it back when ready. (The USB is replaceable and thus easily slips in/out when the cover is opened)
- daftman, on 03/10/2009, -0/+24Something about this I can't put my finger on it.
- Invent91, on 03/10/2009, -1/+25Win
- arch3r, on 03/10/2009, -1/+24Good 'point'
- geekformayor, on 03/10/2009, -0/+21This is half disturbing, half ***** awesome.
- MooNinja, on 03/10/2009, -3/+23Old, I replaced my wang with Vista months ago ...... maybe that's why it hasn't "booted up" in a while >.> <.<
- hagfish70, on 03/10/2009, -2/+22Something tells me he'll regret this someday...
- Eurynom0s, on 03/10/2009, -0/+19Mirror: http://grinding.be/2009/03/09/usb-memory-stick-in- ...
Or at least an alt.
No idea if it's the same text but it appears to be the same picture, at least. Impossible for me to know because the link was crashed before I got to this story. - 0zymandias, on 03/10/2009, -4/+23Big deal - we've had digital media for a while now.
- vtbarrera, on 03/10/2009, -2/+20It's kind of like Edward Scissor Hands, but he has USB drives and ports Linux to distressed PCs everywhere.
- chubbstar, on 03/10/2009, -0/+18only 2 gigs? i would have gone all out and gotten at least 16 ... maybe even 32 if it would fit.
- SeaICIubber, on 03/10/2009, -1/+17That'll be fun going through airport security.
- juzsp, on 03/10/2009, -1/+17I see what you did there!
- NJSlacker, on 03/10/2009, -3/+19Large file? How about having to sit there with your finger stuck in the computer?
- megamod, on 03/10/2009, -2/+17Kinda neat concept but not practical though.
Seems like a pain in the neck if the computer doesn't have any front drives or if you're working with large files (or an OS like mentioned).
You could probably even get carpal tunnel if you have to hold your hand in a weird position over a long period of time. - crunchdigg, on 03/10/2009, -0/+14you must be new here.
- l034me, on 03/10/2009, -0/+14Daddy would you like some sausage?
/dangles sausages from ceiling. - inactive, on 03/10/2009, -1/+14See, Vista DOES fit on a floppy.
http://www.instantrimshot.com - darkism, on 03/10/2009, -3/+16You people are STILL on that?
- megamod, on 03/10/2009, -0/+12how annoying would it be to type? or if the computer he's working on doesn't have front drives? you'd hope it'd at least be detachable?
I think I need another question mark in my comment? - kizmar, on 03/10/2009, -0/+12The system is down. The system is down. The system is down. Down down down...
- unabsolute, on 03/10/2009, -0/+12personally i would have inserted some sort of vibrational device inside my artificial finger.
- outlawrook, on 03/10/2009, -0/+11probably has a cord that can extend the usb slot so he doesn't have to keep his finger plugged into the actual computer. at least thats what i would do.
- miquonranger031, on 03/10/2009, -5/+161. This is one of those things that is cool for half a second before you realize how disgusting and unnecessary it is.
2. Why couldn't you have picked an actual movie to put on the drive instead of "Freddy Got Fingered," a steaming pile of ***** that Roger Ebert described by saying, "This film doesn't scrape the bottom of the barrel. This film isn't the bottom of the barrel. This film doesn't even deserve to be mentioned in the same sentence as barrels." - cardyology, on 03/10/2009, -0/+10Normally I wouldnt bother asking for a mirror but ***** me I wanna see this!
- iamghost, on 03/10/2009, -0/+10He has 9 other fingers he can lose in a motorcycle accident.
- deadmoo, on 03/10/2009, -1/+11Are you crazy? Nobody would get up in the middle of Freddy Got Fingered. Its riveting. The bladder can wait.
- davidmwilliams, on 03/10/2009, -0/+10You'd be willing to bed him??? Oh, bet. Funny how using the wrong word changes the meaning of your sentence. I guess language is odd like they, hey?
- jeremymccurdy, on 03/10/2009, -1/+11http://instantrimshot.com/
- maiden30403, on 03/10/2009, -0/+9For just pics:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/jerry_jalava/28239858 ... - RocketGib, on 03/10/2009, -2/+11Another server crashed and burned. Thanks Digg.
- danwallace, on 03/10/2009, -1/+10leetninja doesn't know when to admit defeat.
- phqu88, on 03/10/2009, -0/+8Is he running the webserver on his prosthetic thumb drive too?
- flangepiece, on 03/10/2009, -1/+9Anybody told the guy about Wireless USB yet?
- geesamba, on 03/10/2009, -1/+9ZING!
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