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- flxfxp, on 10/10/2007, -3/+352A sharks tale caught me off guard
- ToadLeg, on 10/10/2007, -7/+267Next time I file a bug report I'll try to load it with a bunch of files renamed to the most disgusting things I can think of:
----------- .xsession-errors (843 sec old) ---------------------
xterm -e mplayer /home/tom/Video/hamster lick anal fist parrot *****.movstarting
xterm -e mplayer $URL$
xterm -e mplayer /home/tom/Video/fat infected tummy tuck surgury marklar group *****.movstarting
xterm -e mplayer $URL$
xterm -e mplayer /home/tom/Video/masturbating menstruating pikachu foot-detach-self-*****.mpgstarting
xterm -e mplayer $URL$
xterm -e mplayer /home/tom/Video/OVER 9000!!!!! gangbang 1 chick stadium xterm -e mpla
xterm -e mplayer /home/tom/Video/underage necrophelia + resuscitation reverse oral ***** .mpgstarting xterm -e mplayer $URL$
xterm -e mplayer /home/tom/Video/dog on cow milk suck *****.mpgstarting xterm -e mplayer
$URL$
xterm -e mplayer /home/tom/Video/I'm Chris Hanson, why don't you sit down over there.mpgstarting xterm -e
mplayer $URL$
xterm -e mplayer /home/tom/Video/MAILBOX!!!!.mpegstarting xterm -e mplayer $URL$ - flashingcurser, on 10/10/2007, -7/+260Fix this so I can have my porn NOW! dam it.
- PeterBassett, on 10/10/2007, -1/+214A Sharks Tale. Sick bastard...
- subxero37, on 11/10/2007, -3/+188What I like about the situation is how professionally the first respondent dealt with the situation, even chiding the other respondent for going off-subject and talking about the bug report in a personal way (e.g., asking about his porn...).
I think many people use Linux for its fabulous community, and excellence in delivering help when and where help is needed. - andywebb95, on 10/10/2007, -1/+180Wow.
This was probably the most realistic and honest bug report I have ever seen :) - EllimistX, on 11/10/2007, -6/+141Are you sure you didn't just cut and paste this from your own error report?
- Philluminati, on 10/10/2007, -3/+132Crash? of did everything just go blurry?
And kudos for this filename: /home/tom/Video/private farm video - extremely perverted
animal sex porno!!!!!!!!.mpeg
honest, simple and straight to the point. - Tsoprano, on 11/10/2007, -1/+120reminds me of this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnZILGH7rR4 - medulla, on 11/10/2007, -12/+120another reason why porn on linux is a letdown...
- spar303, on 10/10/2007, -2/+92Maybe the player became self-aware and terminated itself.
- Eshestun, on 11/10/2007, -3/+82Links to aroma milk lactating preg porn please!
- tizz66, on 11/10/2007, -3/+82wtf was he watching that for???
I mean I can deal with the porn, but A Sharks Tale?! - inactive, on 11/10/2007, -6/+76Well, heck. Don't you people ever listen to the band "Extremely perverted animal sex porno!!!!!!!" ?
They're my favorite emo group. I like to listen to them while I cut my wrists. - birdadderley, on 11/10/2007, -3/+67the true question lies at the top of the bug report...
"What were you doing when the application crashed?" - Slovenian6474, on 10/10/2007, -2/+65Hahah! That is so embarassing. Now everyone knows this guy watched that horrible movie.
- inactive, on 11/10/2007, -5/+66he hacked your ftp server @ 127.0.0.1
- pdarg, on 10/10/2007, -1/+61"What were you doing when the application crashed?"
"well uh....." - dkoon, on 10/10/2007, -1/+60Now that's the spirit of Open Source.
- jayfarer, on 11/10/2007, -3/+54I like how in that community, "extremely perverted" is a selling point.
- adoggz, on 11/10/2007, -2/+53how did you know the contents of my "special" folder?
- zeromancer, on 11/10/2007, -2/+52wait. so you think A Shark's Tale is the actual movie or some more animal porn?
- redfox2600, on 10/10/2007, -8/+57http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU
- chsbrgr, on 11/10/2007, -4/+53There's yer problem right there Vern ... A Sharks Tale.
Lack of porn-content makes mplayer cranky. - aliengoods, on 11/10/2007, -2/+45I think what you meant was bestiality porn. Beastly porn is a video with a 900lb woman. They may or may not roll her in flour.
- Reziarfg, on 10/10/2007, -1/+44You got me at Chris Hansen.
- xvertigox, on 10/10/2007, -3/+44"Cum slut helps 16 strangers make 18 yo blonde pregnant - xxx adult porn sex ***** creampie gangbang babymaker ***** oral felatio bj blowjob.mpg"
Fantastic. - cyssero, on 04/18/2009, -6/+47OVER 9000!!! gangbang? Nice.
- underdog5004, on 10/10/2007, -6/+47That's too fun...hey...Exploited Moms Housewife.mpg?!? oh shoot!
rm -rf /home/tom/Expl* - zarnoth77, on 10/10/2007, -12/+52Too funny.
- detales, on 10/10/2007, -3/+40You have to wonder about the guy who watches Yellow Lab Coat Forced Gang Rape Anal, Blowjob.mpg and then A Sharks Tale.
- schoate09, on 11/10/2007, -18/+53I see what you did there.
- Narwaffle, on 10/10/2007, -4/+38Don't worry, it's probably something equally perverted.
- pdxuser, on 10/10/2007, -1/+35I know, I'm thinking, is the typical pig-***** vid too tasteful?
- shark615, on 10/10/2007, -1/+34After 9000 I guess you lose track
- jbmercha, on 10/10/2007, -2/+35I'm scared to click that link.
- Jonny0stars, on 11/10/2007, -2/+34Why post this guys private details, The poor bloke might have a wife and kids, Its automated bug report the guy wasn't to know this stuff was in there its funny but thats all. Posting his full name and address is just sick, he will have a load of mothers around his house with "get the pedo out" signs now
- Virak, on 10/10/2007, -2/+31People with very interesting tastes in porn, it seems.
- Nupeper, on 10/10/2007, -3/+31its entirely possible that whatever caused his problems installed and ran those files, I find it much creeper that you looked the guy up...
- daftman, on 11/10/2007, -3/+31Remember that ***** who got criminally charged because he posted some girl privated details. You need to ***** join him
- ToadLeg, on 11/10/2007, -5/+33That's pretty low PatrickA. I'll remind everyone before they go accusing anybody with pitchforks and torches that there are several plausible explanations for that report other than that Tom was looking at pornography described in the error report:
It could be a joke, like I said above; rename a bunch of video files to pornographic names and load them.
Someone else could have used the computer and opened those videos.
The names of the files do not necessarily represent their content. - inactive, on 10/10/2007, -1/+29yes mum, it was a 'virus' that put copious amounts of animal porn on my machine.........honest!
- Pushkin, on 11/10/2007, -2/+28Seems he did that on purpose - someone who has a goatse bank card would do that too:
http://stevensnedker.com/goatsecard/goatsesupernova2.jpg - UnstableMind, on 10/10/2007, -2/+28LOL, from a comment in the article/report:
Our concern is not what the bug reporter is watching; we just want to fix the
bug. Please stay on topic, and don't comment if you don't have something useful
to add. ;-)
(Sorry for bugspam about bugspam.) - lowerlogic, on 10/10/2007, -1/+26Until you've run 9 instances of vlc player on linux, you haven't experienced porn.
- patch6, on 11/10/2007, -5/+29Maybe he wanted to break the monotony.
- zeromancer, on 11/10/2007, -2/+24or too much lotion on his hands.
- smek2, on 10/10/2007, -8/+30Nerds. The only girlfriend they get is one with the last name "mpeg"
- tony134340, on 10/10/2007, -1/+22People who care about making linux better.
- inactive, on 11/10/2007, -0/+21More like it sucks to be you always. You sit around posting personal information on the internet when I'm sure your harddrive is a hundred times worse.
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