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- nanostream, on 03/07/2008, -6/+923That thumbnail is the worst spoiler I've ever encountered.
- jdh24, on 03/07/2008, -45/+408If Microsoft invented Linux, it might have more than 1% market share.
- sourceholder, on 03/07/2008, -31/+311On Linux, bloat is OPTIONAL.
On Windows, bloat is standard. - twoboxen, on 03/07/2008, -9/+190I'm exhausted from burying all the worthless comments.
- RealmDown, on 03/07/2008, -2/+136If Microsoft invented Linux, most Diggers wouldn't know who to hate on.
- Innisskillin, on 03/07/2008, -5/+101A penguin walks into a body shop after dropping his car off. The mechanic says, "You blew a seal." The penguin replies, "No, it's vanilla ice-cream!"
Wait. No. A fat penguin walks into......nevermind. - MonsterChaOS, on 03/07/2008, -6/+88Zing!
- greevar, on 03/07/2008, -3/+78If Microsoft invented Linux, it would be called Windows.
- trogdor282, on 03/07/2008, -12/+85Ubuntu fills a CD. Vista fills a DVD. Plus linux has this thing called "choice".
Oh and http://damnsmalllinux.org/ - MrSarcasm, on 03/07/2008, -8/+55Yes. You know fifth grade math. Good for you.
- MrSarcasm, on 03/07/2008, -11/+57heh, and I though all coments will be made by linux zealots.
yet you, sir, made my day :)) - proghead, on 03/07/2008, -4/+50Here's an idea. How about... don't throw stones?
It's dangerous.
But suppose the person was TRAPPED in the glass house.
Then it would be a good idea to throw that stone!
So I guess it should be amended to "Those who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones, providing they aren't trapped."
But I guess that doesn't have the same ring to it...
~Demetri Martin - MrSarcasm, on 03/07/2008, -7/+51The cripple is Kaiser Söze!
- Ribbed4U, on 03/07/2008, -4/+47Jesus dies
- GTPilot, on 03/07/2008, -1/+37a=b and b=c then a=c
a=penguin, b=linux, .. so far i'm following you
c=fat, d=bloated? .. k i'm lost
leave the relational funnies to colbert plz. - sharkd, on 03/07/2008, -5/+39Bruce Willis is a ghost.
- sourceholder, on 03/07/2008, -2/+36The people posting worthless comments are the same guys feeding the penguin junk food.
- Waskonator, on 03/07/2008, -9/+41I hate fat penguins
- TGMD, on 03/07/2008, -94/+125Oh Come on! I love linux as much as the next guy but the average distro of linux is typically the most bloated OS on the market today!
Those in glass houses shouldn't throw stones...
Unless their running Vi - Aidje, on 03/07/2008, -1/+31Snape kills Trinity with Rosebud.
- TnTBass, on 03/07/2008, -5/+35Yeah, but then everyone would be loving Windows, which would be created by the open source movement in this fictional world.
- jaxter2010, on 06/17/2009, -0/+29Yea kinda like Mike Huckabee with an iPhone.
- plarp, on 03/07/2008, -4/+33rosebud.. it's his sleigh
- jmas9, on 03/07/2008, -4/+33Vader is Luke's dad
- jaxter2010, on 06/17/2009, -1/+29If what you are saying is true, I better call google and alert them they are running their servers on 10yo technology.
- lnxfi, on 03/07/2008, -16/+44who really cares. use what you like. done. dork fight over.
- Hermmunster, on 03/07/2008, -1/+28Hillary Clinton has a penis.
- strupatn, on 03/07/2008, -7/+33Windows is what Linux would be if Microsoft made Linux.
If Microsoft made Linux, it wouldn't be Linux, it would be Windows.
Therefore, it can be deduced that this joke can't exist, let alone the fact it is really lame. Buried as such. - xTRUMANx, on 03/07/2008, -0/+26Totally. I didn't follow at all. It must be high school *****.
- ceruleanocte, on 03/07/2008, -16/+42No need to click link. Thanks thumbnail!
- badqat, on 03/07/2008, -22/+48Wait...Microsoft actually invents things? News to me...
- laelfrog, on 03/07/2008, -0/+25and then he comes back to life.
- tHePeOPle, on 03/07/2008, -1/+25Wait, the Titanic SINKS!? Oh, thanks a lot man, thanks.
- Nicksname1, on 03/07/2008, -0/+23dcollins> Yeah Google are you there?
GOOG411> Yes how may I help you
dcollins> Hey daxsymbiont says you guys are running on old 10 yo technology and you should get Windows because it's bloated with features
GOOG411> You tell daxsymbiont to go ***** himself! - inactive, on 03/07/2008, -4/+26Transitive relations are hardly 5th grade math
- Julz, on 03/07/2008, -0/+21George Taylor didn't land on a new planet at all, it is Earth!
- greevar, on 03/07/2008, -7/+28Windows should come with a free tub of Vaseline.
- shakin, on 03/07/2008, -2/+23Snape is on Harry's side.
Lyra and Will fall in love, then can never see each other again.
The Titanic sinks. - Begz, on 03/07/2008, -1/+21Musafa dies.
- Coolmatt49, on 03/08/2008, -0/+20Bowser is the final boss in Super Mario Bros.
- Lucas123, on 03/07/2008, -12/+31Understatement of the year. That penguin would have died from bloat and heart disease years ago.
- andycr512, on 03/07/2008, -0/+19Perhaps you should actually do some reading. MP3 support is not included for legal reasons, and weighs in in kilobytes - plenty small enough to fit on the CD.
"I can get Vista installation media into sub 600MB with vLite if I strip it to the level Ubuntu has been."
Really? Vista doesn't come with an office suite, photo editor worth anything, and tons of other programs that Ubuntu does. What, oh wise perfect one, does one have to take off of Vista to match Ubuntu's functionality out of the box? - astrotrain, on 03/07/2008, -2/+20The Blair Witch Project was a class project.
- 2000, on 03/07/2008, -3/+20Snape kills Dumbledore.
- stix213, on 03/07/2008, -2/+19Yeah right, you are so full of crap. MP3 support requires almost no disk space, and the Linux kernel itself includes drivers for more hardware than a Vista DVD does.
- OrangeTide, on 03/07/2008, -0/+17We thank you for your efforts.
- inactive, on 03/07/2008, -6/+22linux has way more market share than that
depending on the market
its over 50% of server market
handheld devices i think its over 50 also now
even desktops its way higher than 1% now
workstations its WAAAY higher than 1% - theaceoffire, on 03/07/2008, -5/+21becomes a professional wrestler.
- postitnote, on 03/07/2008, -1/+17Daniel drank Eli's milkshake. He drank it up.
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