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Computer teacher pwns l33t h4x0r kid in his class. Classic.

blogs.ittoolbox.com — "He constantly interrupts me during my lessons trying to make valid points that are somewhere between "WTF?" and "OMG YOU ARE NOT USING TEH DEBIAN!"...

Who dugg this? Made popular Jul 13, 2007

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  • Lasereth, on 10/11/2007, -7/+484Dugg for the author thinking this is way funnier than it actually is. One of my professors used to change the projector image on the wall to someone's PC who wasn't paying attention and let the entire class watch what they were doing. Even that is more entertaining than this
  • schestowitz, on 10/11/2007, -23/+486> "Put your beverage down. Do not attempt to drink beverage while reading this. SecurityMonkey is not responsible for liquids spilled in your keyboard or all over your screen!"

    It's a matter of taste really. Not quite so funny...
  • doctorfungi, on 11/08/2007, -3/+327It's not exactly hilarious, but it puts a smile on your face.
  • inactive, on 10/11/2007, -5/+307Dude that made me spit coffee all over my screen. Not because it's funny. I just sneezed at the wrong moment.
  • lassegs, on 10/11/2007, -5/+244Not incredibly funny, but I would still like to have been there. Set the punk straight.
  • implied, on 10/11/2007, -4/+134Now THAT is funny.
  • brstilson, on 10/24/2007, -21/+137"I'm going to have to agree with you on that one."

    You can express that sentiment by clicking the green "thumb up" button on the appropriate post instead of wasting Digg's server space with useless comments like yours as well as comments like this one pointing it out.
  • inactive, on 10/11/2007, -13/+127You would think as an instructor he would know how to spell "whole".
  • MudMan69, on 10/11/2007, -32/+135The instructor is only slightly less of a douche than the kid.
  • smacksaw, on 10/11/2007, -16/+111Everywhere keyboards are being soaked with a combination of beverage, saliva and mucous. I had to switch to my other computer to type my comments after reading that story.

    I'm just glad I switched from Windows to Ubuntu or I would have never had the opportunity to bukkake out all of my drink.
  • jamble, on 10/11/2007, -23/+97nerds
  • inactive, on 10/11/2007, -6/+75I laughed so little I hardly noticed.

  • sjetha, on 10/11/2007, -10/+72Dugg, just for the use of the word 'bukkake'
  • Daemus, on 10/11/2007, -6/+68Pima probably means "Pain in my ass".

    Btw, what the ***** does "wtf" mean?
  • DarKnight90, on 10/11/2007, -4/+58It wasn't funny. But the teacher still owned the kid which gets my Digg.
  • memoryleek, on 10/11/2007, -7/+59Serves that little douchebag right. Just because you can change a root password doesn't make you uber anything.
  • polyGone, on 10/11/2007, -2/+53I like 'clever funny', not 'got kicked in the balls funny'. I thought it was neat. Although, I am a linux noob
  • daborg, on 10/11/2007, -1/+49Yeah it wasn't that funny at all. I expected something along the line of the blimp story:

    http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=160851&perpage=50&pagenumber=1

    Now THAT one really IS that funny.
  • fareed, on 10/11/2007, -3/+46If he had been using TEH DEBIAN, he would have had spell check.
  • Exzhaton, on 10/11/2007, -1/+43"Pain In My Ass"
  • inactive, on 10/11/2007, -1/+43That's the kind of teacher I was I had in school. Someone willing to teach a student a lesson, but not in a way such as "You're getting detention." I really wish the world was full of teachers like this man.
  • Walker2323, on 10/11/2007, -1/+41Please tell me you were kidding when you spelled grammar as "grammer".
  • idonthack, on 10/11/2007, -3/+42Remind me why you are here
  • Burvs, on 10/11/2007, -8/+46Good to know there's teachers carrying pocket knives with them.
  • OHiggins, on 10/11/2007, -4/+40Blame the blogger, the instructor didn't write this out.
  • ZenWarrior, on 10/11/2007, -3/+38Not so funny really, but "instructive."
  • Beshitehboss, on 10/11/2007, -5/+40I wish my Linux Administration class was this fun, maybe i'd actually end up learning something.
  • inactive, on 10/11/2007, -3/+37I can't believe I jsut read that whole thing
  • FastZ, on 10/11/2007, -2/+35I never even cracked a smile. I think I might've if I were there and saw it in person.
  • Beaver6813, on 10/11/2007, -3/+31Yes.
  • pasher1221, on 10/11/2007, -2/+29The teacher didn't right it.
  • inactive, on 10/11/2007, -1/+25I must be reading the wrong sections..
  • xsxs, on 10/11/2007, -5/+29Ok, am I the only one that doesn't know wtf pima stands for?
  • SmokeMeAKipper, on 10/11/2007, -5/+27IMO this is a "whole" lot of BS.
  • AaronS2000, on 10/11/2007, -9/+30http://www.duggmirror.com
  • codeninja42, on 10/11/2007, -1/+21yea, it's damn handy too. there are many times when I was glad someone in the building could carry one of the MOST USEFUL AND BASIC TOOLS EVER CREATED.
  • HalfBurntToast, on 10/11/2007, -0/+20@awizard2.......Captain Obvious hard at work again.
  • Akaji, on 10/11/2007, -0/+19I see what you did there.
  • RazielX, on 10/11/2007, -6/+25You would think that the instructor would know the difference between "whole" and "hole." Has anyone ever noticed that people are confusing those two words a lot lately? Like "no" and "know." It hurts every time I read those!
  • plutpwnium, on 10/11/2007, -1/+19You're on Digg calling people nerds... I think our society is past the point where being called a 'nerd' is considered a put-down; its more of a compliment now.
  • Exekutor, on 10/11/2007, -0/+18Would've been funnier without the warning. I was prepared for something incredibly funny.
  • Zuggy, on 10/11/2007, -0/+18If it was Linux admin class they may have had root access, which allows you to change the root password.
  • msqueak, on 10/11/2007, -1/+17We had something like that once. The instructors were using someones desktop to demonstrate, and they had everyone send a message to them. They picked a random message and it just happened to say "This class is boring".
  • NickMilne, on 10/11/2007, -2/+16Matter of taste is right. Someone who thinks "SecurityMonkey" is the way to go for a screen name (and a persona, too, apparently) probably has all sorts of liquid-spilling problems.
  • cutsomeat, on 10/11/2007, -0/+13The teacher didn't write it.
  • fant0m, on 10/11/2007, -0/+13I wanna know why the instructor had "MY HUMPS! MY HUMPS! MY ITTY BITTY HUMPS!" on his computer....
  • Philluminati, on 10/11/2007, -0/+13told grub to stop at runlevel 3, single user mode, and just type passwd
  • inactive, on 10/11/2007, -1/+13I can't believe I'm reading a grammar Nazi war over the word 'felch'. ARGGHHH. AIEIEIEIE.
    There's another one minute of my life I'll never have again.
  • nimawin, on 10/11/2007, -4/+16indeed, i also don't understand why i have to read a whole story in Italic!
  • almightyzam, on 10/11/2007, -4/+15lol, "Pima" (Pain in my ass, for anyone who didn't get it, though it probably wasn't that hard to figure out).

    I think I'm going to call certain people Pima from now on.
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