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Who dugg this? Made popular May 23, 2008

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  • tribble222, on 05/23/2008, -3/+340unzip, strip, touch, finger, mount, fsck, more, yes, umount, sleep, exit 0
  • freefm, on 05/23/2008, -9/+307apt-get install prostitute
    #prostitute: the following dependencies will be installed:
    syphilis, chlamydia,
    Estimated installation time: 2 minuets
    Do you want to continue (Y/n)

    apt-get install fleshlight
    #prostitute: the following dependencies will be installed:
    astroglide,
    Estimated installation time: 1-20 minuets
    Do you want to continue (Y/n

    Which would you prefer?
  • Ocelot13, on 05/23/2008, -4/+257i think theres some mistake.... this is a comic...and its not xkcd. how did it get through?
  • vln004, on 05/23/2008, -1/+215> sudo apt-get install wife
    > wife
    wife> "hi, go take out the trash"
    wife> exit
    > sudo apt-get remove wife
  • JazzClutchkick, on 05/23/2008, -2/+187no sudo thats where he failed. He doesn't have administrator access!
  • skinrock, on 05/23/2008, -1/+140It's funny because you either copy and pasted your own short little joke, or you misspelled minutes twice.
  • Birdoftruth, on 05/23/2008, -2/+122finger prostitute
  • geobay, on 05/23/2008, -14/+120sudo make me a sandwich

    http://xkcd.com/149/
  • InspectorGadget, on 05/23/2008, -1/+94$ man wife
    Usage: wife (object)
    wife(1) Wife is a resource-intensive method of converting suggested packages to dependencies.
    $ sudo apt-get install prenup libprenup pyprenupgui
  • AncientPC, on 05/23/2008, -0/+80Don't her leave belongings behind!

    sudo aptitude purge wife -y
  • bg2500, on 05/23/2008, -1/+79>mount /dev/wife /mnt/bedroom
  • plr4ever, on 05/23/2008, -0/+70Filesystem check, what does that.......oohhhhhhhh
  • AngryAngryBrian, on 05/23/2008, -2/+64He should have compiled from source and removed anything he didn't need. I am going to die alone.
  • eppler, on 05/23/2008, -1/+56What repository do I need to for the wife package?

    $ sudo apt-get install wife
    Reading package lists... Done
    Building dependency tree
    Reading state information... Done
    E: Couldn't find package wife
  • MagicBobert, on 05/23/2008, -3/+55Mirror: http://www.sid3windr.be/wp-content/uploads/2007/01 ...
  • TheSnuffster, on 05/23/2008, -1/+51halt?
  • vh1`, on 05/23/2008, -0/+46$ whatis love
    love: nothing appropriate
  • sagar1986, on 05/23/2008, -3/+47pacman -Sd wife

  • chockZ, on 05/23/2008, -27/+66APT-GET a LIFE
  • noisymime, on 05/23/2008, -1/+40Prerequisites not met.
  • picpak, on 05/23/2008, -0/+38% make love
    make: *** No rule to make target `love'. Stop.
  • gavintlgold, on 05/23/2008, -0/+35No manual entry for wtf
  • Protoss, on 05/23/2008, -1/+36apt-bitch: command not found.
  • vh1`, on 05/23/2008, -1/+34definitely a copy/paste. look at the dependencies for fleshlight
  • dfsjdkflasjk, on 05/23/2008, -2/+34Boomshackalacka!
  • inactive, on 05/23/2008, -1/+32HAMMERZEIT
  • isunktheship, on 05/23/2008, -2/+32if(article.funny())
    article.diggArticle();
    else
    return 0;

    yay simplified code!
  • max420, on 05/23/2008, -1/+31Uhm.... Linux?
  • inactive, on 05/23/2008, -0/+30CTRL C
    CTRL C
    CTRL C
  • JosefH, on 05/23/2008, -1/+31Is there a warranty on the flesh light?
  • jnordb, on 05/23/2008, -0/+29Wife 2.0 - Package usually starts out as secretary 1.5 or so with no dependencies, then project is forked into wife 2.0 in an effort to make a more stable code base, but this is typically when dependencies are developed and introduced to the system. Make sure package wife 1.0 is completely purged prior to fork or system will break; both wife 1.0 and wife 1.0's dependencies are incompatible with wife 2.0
  • maadmonkey, on 05/23/2008, -1/+27Maybe he genuinely believes you spell it that way :S
  • tweedius, on 05/23/2008, -0/+26Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more
  • mithrasinvictus, on 05/23/2008, -1/+26http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humour
  • GregFD3S, on 05/23/2008, -8/+32% make love
    Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.
  • tapo, on 05/23/2008, -0/+23Look at your address bar, you're in http://digg.com/linux_unix.

    Run.
  • max420, on 05/23/2008, -3/+26Apparently people find it funny, because it was dugg. So why don't you just bury it instead of posting whiny comments.
  • Dunadan, on 05/23/2008, -0/+23You need to supply the package yourself. You don't want to install wife from someone else's package.
  • inactive, on 05/23/2008, -16/+38He's not root!!!

    Also:

    touch boobies
  • GavinZac, on 05/23/2008, -4/+26People still use apt-get?

    I installed wife from synaptic. i need a gui when installing a wife.

    i guess the secret is to add the medibuntu repositories so you can cheat the rules, even if it feels a little dirty.

    or even download straight from getdeb.net, but gdebi will pop up and try to guilt you out of it. "older version of wife in repositories, are you sure you wish to continue?"
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  • AaronSTL, on 05/23/2008, -1/+20LOAD"I-DONT-KNOW-PROGRAMMING-BUT-WANT-TO-MAKE-THE-SAME-JOKE-AS-EVERYONE-ELSE",8,1


  • AdHaR, on 05/23/2008, -0/+19mount prostitute
  • ithejosh, on 05/23/2008, -2/+21dugg for truth.
  • yuanzhoulu, on 05/23/2008, -2/+20might i point out that you just executed your wife.
  • directedition, on 05/23/2008, -0/+16Hey, phdcomics has been penetrating the defenses more and more lately.
  • sparrowkc, on 05/23/2008, -0/+16fleshlight is provided ‘‘AS IS’’ and any express or implied warranties, including, but not limited to, the implied warranties of merchantability and fitness for a particular purpose are disclaimed.
  • Ammo, on 05/23/2008, -1/+16man prostitute
  • GregFD3S, on 05/23/2008, -2/+17I find your lack of faith disturbing.
  • GregFD3S, on 05/23/2008, -4/+18
    foreach($bad_joke as $value){ echo "epic failure"; }
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