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Goalie Clearly Living In Net

theonion.com — "It was really heart-wrenching," Arnott said. "Watching that poor guy climb into the stands between the second and third periods, buying dozens of hot dogs and filling up his helmet with popcorn so he would have enough to last a couple days. Fans loved it, though."

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  • Masterful1, on 04/11/2008, -0/+19I clicked the link without looking at the source, thinking the title was a play on words, you know saying he was a really good goalie. Then I am reading the article and my first WTF I decided to look at where I was exactly, then it all made sense, I was at The Onion.
  • polishdude06, on 04/11/2008, -2/+16Poor guy, at least he reached his goal of owning a home.
  • GeekyGerge, on 04/11/2008, -0/+8Dude. I've submitted 44 articles, and my highest amount of Diggs was 13. That just how this site works, but I learned that I shouldn't be suicidal and a whiny bitch about never making front page. After a while, you'll realize that It Is worthless to submit stories, and just come to Digg to see stuff that the famous Diggers submit to the site.
  • ablacksunrise, on 04/11/2008, -2/+9Diggers would rather read a funny article from The Onion than watch 'But I poop from there!' again?? Say it ain't so!
  • rockrapdude, on 04/11/2008, -2/+7Damn you onion! Always making those good stories that should be true.
  • chinolofus, on 04/11/2008, -2/+7dont insult the onion like that. unlike SNL the onion is funny.
  • inactive, on 04/11/2008, -0/+5Ellis isn't that bad. He went 23-10-3 with a.924 save percentage and six shutouts. I don't know why people are talking crap on him. Those numbers are actually pretty good and his was the highest save percentage in the NHL.
  • Jeffler, on 04/11/2008, -0/+4Realize that the algorithm is very finely tuned beyond our knowledge, and that the reason that you don't get to the front page MIGHT be that people don't like it. I've been popular 5 or 6 times, but I can't count how many times that I couldn't pass the 3 or 4 digg mark. Its just how it works, deal with it.
  • duncanm, on 04/11/2008, -1/+5The Onion is the "Saturday Night Live" of the print and on-line media industry. My hat's off to all of the people that work there. Great work... same as always.
  • zeromancer, on 04/11/2008, -0/+3***** a man. you totally ruined that for me. i would have never realized.
  • spidoman, on 04/11/2008, -0/+3Double pun makes me sad.
  • o0adam0o, on 04/11/2008, -0/+2NO way. The Onion is legit!
  • mattb5, on 04/12/2008, -0/+1I really need to read the web address before I start reading the article. I started reading and I'm like WTF?! How is he living on ice? Why is he doing this? What web site is this . . . OH (slap to forehead)!
  • davebots, on 04/11/2008, -1/+2That dude is a sieve.
  • stinger666, on 04/11/2008, -0/+1http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Onion
  • Jeffler, on 04/11/2008, -1/+2Dugg for the fact they actually used a real goalie. To be honest though, Ellis kinda sucks.
  • sandersdamnit, on 04/11/2008, -1/+2I am from nashville and he is good as long as he doesn't give up a goal in the first five minutes, but if he does he's toast RED WINGS SUCK!!!
  • jeff823, on 04/11/2008, -0/+1Shhh... do you hear that? Off in the distance...("wisp"..."wisp"...."wisp"). Sounds like a BIG ass broom coming to sweep you guys back to the trailer park!!! HOCKEYTOWN RULES!!! (That's Detroit, Home of the Red Wings, for you non-hocky fans)
    GO WINGS!!!
  • xptoast, on 04/11/2008, -0/+1Why exactly does he live in there? Some huge emotional distress or something? I missed what the reason was. I did read the article but still missed it. Could someone please enlighten me?

    Gah!!! Fake eh? That sucks for me wasting my time reading it. NM on my question.
  • oo00mige00oo, on 04/11/2008, -1/+2Could this picture be any more photoshopped??
  • kocurejd, on 04/11/2008, -1/+1Son of a bitch. I read though this entire article before I realized it was from the Onion.
  • catsaregrey, on 04/11/2008, -0/+0LET'S GO RED WINGS!!
  • tomarlowe, on 04/11/2008, -1/+1For the love of God already, STOP SUBMITTING ONION STORIES.
  • Mootabolife, on 04/11/2008, -2/+1I looked at the date and expected the 0 not to be there. Eat, breathe, and sleep hockey I suppose.
  • normalkid0615, on 04/11/2008, -1/+0who the fudge puts onion stuff on digg?
  • lotsa1s, on 04/11/2008, -4/+2*Ba dumm chisshh*
  • geodescent, on 04/11/2008, -4/+1The onion is the most unfunny thing I've ever read, consistently. I wouldn't even forward this ***** to grandpa.
  • asylumua, on 04/11/2008, -14/+1I agree with JerzyBricklayr. How is it that the gayest ***** can get on the front page? How? Seriously, How?

    And by the way, the onion is GAY!!!!!
  • JerzyBricklayr, on 04/11/2008, -22/+3How in the HELL did this get front page with 50 diggs and 2 comments? Hell I only posted like 4 things, all better than this trash. The most popular getting like 15 diggs. I must not use the words BREAKING , and iphone enough. Mabey I'll make a post of nothing but iphone and apple merchandise pics, that ought to do it.

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