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- Iffrat, on 10/11/2007, -0/+28now if they made it so you could see your ranking online with the rest of the world.. then i would get one of these..
- drdank, on 10/11/2007, -1/+21FTA: “It takes two to have a baby, as silly as that sounds"
They made this man a doctor? - Wonkanobi, on 10/11/2007, -2/+19Dugg for encouraging the extraction of semen samples.
- spoiled1, on 10/11/2007, -1/+17We'd prefer it because its convenient, AND we can enjoy it too without feeling awkward doing it in a small room in a clinic.
- DreKor, on 10/11/2007, -1/+16there are much better ways to get that sample
- internetslacker, on 10/11/2007, -5/+20"Here, honey, whack off into this home fertility test and in 80 minutes we'll find out if you're a real man or not."
- GawtMilk, on 10/11/2007, -3/+16Real men realize they're not funny, blocked.
- directive0, on 10/11/2007, -2/+13Rosstizma: Portrait of an internet tough guy.
- spoiled1, on 10/11/2007, -1/+9Another excuse if you get caught watching porn by your wife/girlfriend
You: "Honey! I was doing it for us so we can start a family",
Wife/Girlfriend: "Awwwww, let me help you with that"
You: "Aaaahhh...Yess!!" - haggie, on 10/11/2007, -0/+5IM in UR PROSTAT3 stealing UR sp3rmZ!
- datastorageguy, on 10/11/2007, -1/+6So I go to the doctor and he examines me and says, "I am going to need a sperm, urine, and stool sample"
I reply, "Can't you just take my underwear?" - Hetman, on 10/11/2007, -0/+4This is a way better test than most of my friends in college used. It turns out they all must have a good sperm count because they all have kids.
- datastorageguy, on 10/11/2007, -0/+3Perhaps you were actually part of a secret CIA LSD experiment...
- synaesthesia, on 10/11/2007, -0/+3Talk to an adult.
- jsowder18, on 10/11/2007, -1/+5c'mon, play with your ***** n' balls for momma
- eric1071, on 10/11/2007, -0/+4No, the reason they made this is cause most men have Way Better Porn hid deep in there PC's (as so the wife can never find) at home, and lets face it guys , Better porn means higher spem count, its a know fact.
- super_spyder, on 10/11/2007, -0/+3nah just have guys splooge on the new "surface" tables and incorporate that as one of its features
- timusca, on 10/11/2007, -0/+3I've had to go to a clinic. I had 2 choices: 1) beat off in a small clinic room or 2) have sex at home and bring the sample in a cup.
I chose #2.
As a male who has personally driven from home to the clinic with a cup of semen in his pocket (to keep it warm), I would have paid a LOT of money for this at-home test. - tizz66, on 10/11/2007, -0/+2You have to go to the doctor... and thus we spot a big hole in the marketing message!
- Alphateam, on 10/11/2007, -0/+2So where do I buy one?
- smackhero, on 10/11/2007, -0/+2this is good news, i wish it had been around sooner. one of my previous girlfriends had a kid when she was 17 because she was young and stupid and had a ton of unprotected sex with her boyfriend whom they both thought was unfertile (but i suspect he was just lying to her to get out of using condoms) but obviously never had it clinically tested. this could have easily cleared up that misconception or more likely outright lie.
of course, her christian parents could have also allowed her to get an abortion instead of using her mistake to be even more emotionally abusive and guilt her into making a regrettable decision that she now has to live with for the of her life (and also making her physically abusive ex-boyfriend a permanent part of her life)...
but i digress. making these types of medical procedures more convenient and accessible is always a good thing. - Smog2k, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1Sounds like an expensive towel substitute.
- billizm, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1They already have store-bought male fertility tests. I checked into it a couple years ago. They are not real precise, but they can tell you if you have a loaded gun or not at least.
- eric1071, on 10/11/2007, -1/+2I was being abit sarcastic..
- inactive, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1why not just do it and see if a baby comes out?
- TrainingName, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1Yes!
I LOVE TOUCHING MY GOOSH - Zippo, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1why would you jerk off if you had a "honey" at home?
- TrainingName, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1@haggie
no - squegie, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1Maybe women will use this as part of a test to see if they want to sleep with you or not. At the very least, it might a pre-martial test. Those looking to start a family will go for the higher fertility males.
Other women might prefer the "infertile" men for their own reasons.
Just saying... - Baconn, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1This test has been around for a while, it's called a broken condom.
- datastorageguy, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1No, but I think the accuracy of your claim to having a girlfriend is questionable.
- raid517, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1OK come on what's wrong with you people, get a ***** sense of humour and learn not to take yourselves so seriously.
What's the matter, the typo cause you to blow a fuse? Look I've even fixed it for you...
"With New Test, Men Can Have At-Home Fertility Screening."
"Not a lot of use to your average Digger then - since most of these are unlikely to ever have the opportunity to breed anyway.
Funny though it may be, I do sometimes wonder about this. I mean if evolution kicks in and most geeks eventually die out - one day there may be a chronic shortage of geeks to fix all of the computers in the world and the entire planet might come to a grinding halt.
Maybe then the geeks that are left will achieve their dream and be granted a legally binding free pass to sleep with virtually any woman they want?
Then again, maybe not..."
Happy? - viviwanu, on 10/11/2007, -1/+1Finally, a perfect excuse of guys jerking off at home! "Honey, I am just keeping track of my fertility..."
- VinceNoir, on 10/11/2007, -2/+1I had a weird experience as a young man. I went to a clinic to get checked for something and they needed a sperm sample. I wasn't sure why. So the nurse (no I have no fantasies about nurses I don't find them sexy in the least) put on a rubber glove, stuck a finger somewhere unpleasant and worked my manhood until I shot something into a cup. It wasn't a pleasant experience at all. But in later years I still wonder why they needed a sperm sample. I was in there to get my stomach checked for something. Any ideas?
- Dustin00, on 10/11/2007, -0/+0Dr. Isaacson said: “My guess is the female partner is the one who’s going to buy this and encourage the guy to use it.”
No, yee of little immagination. Some of us had vasectomies and, strangely, have no interest in making child-support payments.
I'd buy this and use it annually if it were available to make sure I'm still "all of the juice, none of the seeds!"
Remember: vasectomy + condom = if she gets knocked up, don't touch that slut ever again! - m00dy, on 10/11/2007, -0/+0http://www.fertell.com/
http://www.cvs.com/CVSApp/cvs/gateway/detail?prodid=419839&previousURI=/CVSApp/cvs/gateway/search?ActiveCat=499^Query=fertell^Click+to+go+to+search+results..x=0^Click+to+go+to+search+results..y=0^Click+to+go+to+search+results.=submit - BigCalhoun, on 10/11/2007, -0/+0It seems like a good idea. I had to go for fertility testing and it was NOT something I was looking forward to. Not doing the deed, and not so much even finding out, but having to do something I consider intimate and private in a office somewhere. So I could see how this could overcome that set of fears.
But, unless you live Timbuktu and 80 miles from the doctors office, you can already do it at home. Most doctors offices will supply a cup. You and your partner do the deed in your own privacy, and then you transport the specimen to the doctors office. It just has to be kept warm and a womans breast works perfect for that. No, I'm not kidding....that was the direction given to us by the nurses in order to keep the specimen warm and get it back to the doctors office. - bmartin, on 10/11/2007, -3/+3Source? I've never heard of Porn prescribed as a treatment for male infertility.
- crossmr, on 10/11/2007, -0/+0"The problem lies with the woman 40 percent of the time, with the man 40 percent of the time, and with both 20 percent of the time, experts say."
"“Most people are surprised to hear that almost 50 percent of the time, it’s a male factor,”"
sounds like its a male problem 60% of the time. 20% may be both, but there is still a guy involved and if he was with a fertile woman he'd still have the problem. - acaputo311, on 10/11/2007, -0/+0True, but this isn't your standard test. The existing ones only test how many swimmers you have. This one tells you if they're upstream-swimming salmon or mutated guppies with floaties on.... in a metaphoric sense. :-)
- VinceNoir, on 10/11/2007, -2/+0@synaesthesia
Ummm... I AM an adult. I'm 37. And I'm still kind of puzzled as to why this happened. At this point I'm suspecting it wasn't a legit test at all, but something the nurse wanted to do for some reason. I'm well aware of various sexual kinks and could suspect her of being a dominant woman who was trying to teach me something. But that seems all to obvious. It has to be something more subtle than that. - Nightfall, on 10/11/2007, -2/+1This is all well and good, but what do digg users need with something like this? The typical digg user isn't married, is a geek, and has sex maybe once every 3 months. ;)
- garewortel, on 10/11/2007, -1/+0Women are the best fertility test.
- JohnnyXmas, on 10/11/2007, -1/+0Thank GOD. I've been doing it all this time with a dirty magazine and a REALLY BIG magnifying glass.
- haggie, on 10/11/2007, -1/+1does it negatively impact the accuracy of the test if you get the semen sample from your girlfriend's face?
- DreKor, on 10/11/2007, -4/+3Microsoft needs to jump on this. They could do all kinds of things with your gamerscore.
- raid517, on 10/11/2007, -3/+1"With New Test, Men Can Have At-Home Fertility Screening."
Not a lot of use to your average Digger then - since most of these are unlikely to ever have the opportunity to breed anyway.
Funny though it may be though, I do sometimes wonder about this. I mean if evolution kicks in and most geeks eventually die out - one day there may be a chronic shortage of geeks to fix all of the computers in the world and the entire planet might come to a grinding halt.
Maybe then the geeks that are left will achieve their dream and be granted a legally binding free pass to sleep with virtually any woman they want.
Then again, maybe not... - inactive, on 10/11/2007, -5/+2Anyone remmeber Age of Empires 2. You can press the keys 1-9 and it would play a sound clip. I would keep making the game say 'Stop Touching Me' 'No'. HILARIOUS. Am I the only one that did that?
- VinceNoir, on 10/11/2007, -6/+3@rosstizma
Quit imitatin' beyotch! - evilesttoast, on 10/11/2007, -4/+1Hell if I have a machine encourage me. I can do it myself!
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