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- Lenin, on 10/12/2007, -7/+358Because guys do most of the work.
- kinesis8, on 10/12/2007, -21/+227Because we don't feel like cuddling
- raynar, on 10/12/2007, -8/+212Because I've been doing an intense ab workout going in and out while she just lays there on her stomach with her ass in the air. Now get up and make me a sandwich.
- mikeyj10, on 10/12/2007, -3/+206Because we're smart enough to know that nothing good every comes from post-coital discussions.
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -5/+170Because Our Mission Was Accomplished!
- kaiser44, on 10/12/2007, -7/+127I always fall asleep after sex, because my Mother sings to me.
- ophilye, on 10/12/2007, -4/+120Because sex consumes most of a mans thoughts.
Once that thought is gone, the emptiness leaves them in a coma-like state, thus sleep. - bobcrotch, on 10/12/2007, -10/+119CraigB wtf... lol
- TRScheel, on 10/12/2007, -3/+86Damn near last sentence in that article:
" A recent survey of 10,000 English men revealed that 48 percent actually fall asleep during sex."
... Wtf? I have never even had the urge to fall asleep DURING sex... are they polling 90 yr olds? - Chebyshev, on 10/12/2007, -1/+83"us women"
are you trying to tell us that you're female and named yourself "meatcurtains" on digg? right... - shifty2, on 10/12/2007, -3/+82thats what you women get for taking too long...
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -2/+73because I am tired. nuff said
- chronobyte, on 10/12/2007, -1/+69Two words: Energy Transfer
Ever notice how the girl becomes reinvigorated after sex while you lay down there flaccid and all? - korimickster, on 10/12/2007, -6/+69"especially if you go balls deep like I do."
This is, hands down, the most entertaining thing I have ever read on the internet. - drlha, on 10/12/2007, -1/+62Because everything I've been doing in the last day has lead up to this point where I get to *****, and now I'm tired and want to sleep because my day is complete.
- Shivetya, on 10/12/2007, -5/+63because they start talking?
- Brodels, on 10/12/2007, -7/+63@mikeyj: lol, so true. "what is it you like so much about me?"..."zzzzzzzzzzzz"
- jasper976, on 10/12/2007, -11/+66Because it's easy to cry yourself to sleep.
- lidflipper, on 10/12/2007, -3/+55Holly crap. That was funny. Disturbing, but funny.
- jimvwmoss, on 10/12/2007, -1/+53Cos we aint the ones lying there wondering if we've taken our pill that morning!!
- Chingmiester, on 10/12/2007, -2/+52Now if they turned into pizza, I would probably never leave
- totorototoro, on 10/12/2007, -3/+43to avoid conversation.
- rockefeller, on 10/12/2007, -5/+45@ craigb12
How significant is "balls deep", when you're only packin' like 4 inches. - datastorageguy, on 10/12/2007, -2/+42Before sex: a woman's caress feels great.
After sex: a woman's touch feels like the tentacles of a horrible beast trying to smother me. - gr4yscale, on 10/12/2007, -4/+43lesbian? ^^
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -3/+38@craigb12:
Jesus christ -- I can't stop laughing. I have no idea, but what you said just struck something in my brain and I've been laughing hysterically for like 5 minutes. - craterburnsu, on 10/12/2007, -3/+37Either your confusing sex with Masturbation, Or your doing it wrong.
- Zippo, on 10/12/2007, -9/+43I'm with sleepwalkers on this one...
Either I'm just feminine, or you guys have crappy girlfriends, but I don't fall asleep after sex and I enjoy cuddling. Sure, I might get sleepy, but that's because of the obvious physical activity. What's wrong with cuddling, anyways? You're up close, skin-on-skin, with your hot girlfriend - how can you go wrong? If she starts talking about something you're not really interested, at least listen to her and make her feel like a person. If you have nothing in common and can't even carry on a discussion, then why the hell are you in a relationship? - redrighthand, on 10/12/2007, -5/+33I don't I usually go play Xbox
- john2kx, on 10/12/2007, -1/+29that's terrible..
- Rudigity, on 10/12/2007, -6/+33love to read all theses diggers their super sex lives! a likely story
- sleepwalkers, on 10/12/2007, -20/+46I guess I'm in a big minority here (or I just have a cool girlfriend), but I don't mind talking, cuddling, or any of that stuff after sex.
I've never had any post-sex arguements, and I certainly don't mind laying there naked with another girl that I find really attractive.
(Could be that I'm only 19, too.) - kaiser44, on 10/12/2007, -1/+26quit laughing at me.
- scottinks, on 10/12/2007, -11/+34Men feel relaxed after climaxing, women get a boost of energy.
Now go make me some blueberry pancakes b*tch!! - dclowd9901, on 10/12/2007, -11/+33Also, we have football to watch, and we'd rather be working on our car, or drinking beer, and many other stereotypes that I believe no longer apply.
- CarolynMittens, on 10/12/2007, -2/+23i don't understand guys who don't like to cuddle. cuddling is hot. it leads to dry humping which leads to more sex. what's wrong with that!
- adml_shake, on 10/12/2007, -0/+21"how true how true
i turn on myth busters afterwards and make her fall asleep!!! hehe"
You pretend your with Kari Byron too?!! Man just make sure you don't say her name, cost me a fortune to make up for that litte slip. - Philodox, on 10/12/2007, -0/+21This is a classic case of correlation without context. I fall asleep *whenever* my gf is talking to me, not just after sex.
- profOblivion, on 10/12/2007, -2/+22I call ***** for obvious reasons.
[/kidding] - Mediapython, on 10/12/2007, -2/+20Christ. That one had coffee shooting out my nose. Sick, man, but funny as hell.
- CBTF, on 10/12/2007, -3/+21Because WoW is worse than crack, that's why. Junkies.
- clownguyx, on 10/12/2007, -1/+19It's better we fall asleep so the girl can live under the assumption we care about them after we just had sex. Once I'm done, I'm only thinking about sleeping, eating, or playing games.
- mandarin, on 10/12/2007, -2/+20Because Im not in a romantic comedy, Im in a porn movie....
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -3/+20Strange that a guy rarely gets sleepy with 2 women though.
- appetite, on 10/12/2007, -0/+15so you have perpetual sex. and burst into flames. that happens to me too.
- interglenn, on 10/12/2007, -2/+16precious bodily fluids sapped
- HunterTV, on 10/12/2007, -0/+14"I first became aware of it, Mandrake, during the physical act of love."
"Hmm."
"Yes, a profound sense of fatigue. A feeling of emptiness followed.
Luckily I was able to interpret these feelings correctly. Loss of essence."
"Hmm."
"I can assure you it has not recurred, Mandrake. Women sense my
power and they seek the life essence. I do not avoid women, Mandrake."
"No."
"But I do deny them my essence." - rockefeller, on 10/12/2007, -0/+13Eventually, you'll reach the point where you don't even care about lasting for more than 10 minutes.
It's the ultimate sign that you truley don't give a *****. - mfawcett, on 10/12/2007, -5/+18WTF are people digging down craigb? Hilarious and true comment! +1 from me.
- noctural, on 10/12/2007, -1/+13Because the effort required to get sex: the dinner, the movie, the party, etc. was exhausting.
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